Video game rekt thread
>>874889
What game is this?
This webm is victory, rekt, and fail at the same time.
>>874908
Das Battlefield man.
Google for Battlefield 4 Megalodon.
There's also Dinosaurs too.
>allies are all dead
>I am all that is left
>enemies swarm about like demonic flies
>but I must not give in
>manage to strike down 4 of them before succumbing to their superior numbers
>>875088
I had a panic attack while playing Battlefield. I was playing conquest on operation locker and my whole team had died. We lost the checkpoint so they all had to respawn all the way back.
Idk I got scared. Maybe it was all the enemies around me and that I would certainly get killed. My heart was beating out of my chest and i started shaking. I saw one enemy coming towards the wall i was hiding behind and i quickly unplugged my xbox from the wall before he could get me. I cried for like 10 minutes after that.
>>875220
>>875056
lekker spelen
>>874908
He and his whole team suck major cock. Just look at those K/D ratios.
>>875347
Nederlanders c:
blblblblblbl
>>874921
wow that's seriously ugly for a 2015 game, nice sounds though.
>>877902
can someone explain this?
>>878078
??? What is there to explain. Invoker is invinsible and nature prophet predicts where he will be and teleports there and traps him in those trees. They do AoE damage to kill him while he is invis.
>>874903
Daisy on the mach bike? That was literally the story of me playing that game. Unstoppable if you're far enough in front, slaughtered if you are stuck in the fucking pack.
Fuck that game, haha.
>>877901
Hahaha.
That game is literally too fast-paced and stressful for me.
Crazy micromanagement, idk. I just couldn't handle it.
If I spent weeks practicing, I'd probably enjoy it. Seems difficult to break into though.
>>878184
hah he got raped.
>>874908
Did his mom get the camera?
>>875088
hes no Guts but thats solid
>>878184
oh shit
>>878078
The guy on the top right is a hero called Invoker who is on Red team who can turn himself invisible. However, he didn't realise that Green team had a vision-giving ward in the area that allows them to see invisible enemies.
The player tells his team to keep up the impression that Invoker is still invisible so that they can catch and kill him. He encourages his teammate, Pudge, to use a skill where he throws out a hook which pulls anything it catches back to him. Pudge also has a skill which catches and holds on to enemies, but he didn't manage to use it before Invoker turned invisible again and ran away.
The player, who is playing as a hero called Nature's Prophet, uses a teleportation skill to get ahead of Invoker. He predicts Invoker's movement and uses another skill which spawns a ring of trees on where he thinks Invoker might be. He calls his team over, and asks them to use one of the several items in the game that can detect and give vision of invisible enemies, but is told that no one is carrying anything that can do that.
However, several heroes do have skills that provide area of effect stuns, which work on invisible enemies if you can hit them. The teammates use stuns on the area where the player believes Invoker still is, until the player can spawn another ring of trees, possibly trapping Invoker again. The team continues using area of effect spells. The girl expresses doubt that Invoker is there at all, just as she actually lands the killing blow, as shown by the message on the left above the minimap saying "Witch Doctor just pwned Invoker's head for 536 gold!". Everyone laughs and is surprised that the player actually managed to catch and kill the Invoker after all, and then Invoker tells the player to fuck off in all chat.
>>878184
Jesus is such a fag.
>>878605
oh my god i have to have more of this
>>878280
just another reason why I'm not touching that overhyped and underdeveloped piece of shit
>>878893
It's just realistic. If you had a dog with you, it probably would run over to anything you give attention, in this case a mine.
>>878945
yes but out on the battlefield you wouldnt take your cute little doggy.
you take a trained hound
>>878953
Battlefield?
Trained hound?
Do you even know what a Fallout is?
>>878773
>>878826
>>879094
>>879098
>>879101
>>878893
who pissed on your cheerios?
>>879428
Bethesda, I would assume.
>>878953
You're not out in a battlefield in Fallout you dipshit
And that dog is a stray mutt not some operator belgian malinoi
>>874903
whyweneedfeminism.webm
>>879098
>In the end, he won them over
based.
>>875361
yeah, it's almost like they spent the whole fucking game just jumping off of the map and throwing their shit to try for that.
>>882386
>>person paid to be the voice actress for a character won't tacitly support the character and her employer.
>>880526
Funniest shit I've seen on here
>>878605
game?
>>882561
That's them call of duties
>>878945
Randomly getting sick and having to lie down for a week straight would be realistic too, but it doesn't make it fun.
>>883248
When I was a kid, I would talk to my brother a lot about what games would be like in the future, and we both ran wild in our imaginations with how realistic games would inevitably get. We would imagine photorealistic games that simulated the real world, and you could walk around and interact with other people. We would think about how the game would make you have to eat, and drink, and go to the toilet at realistic intervals, and it wouldn't have dumb video game jumping where you can jump many times your own height like Mario. It seemed like this was the direction games were going at the time, always getting more realistic.
And then I grew up and realised that that all sounds really shit, and I don't want to play realistic games because they would all be boring as hell.
>>874903
>not naming it daisy's destruction
I'm here from /v/. Watching this thread for a specific dragon's dogma dark arisen post.
"gotcha bitch"
>>878605
I laughed and lost hard
>>883422
>>883436
Im facing the wrong way but...
>>883436
My god, that was beautiful
>>884047
>controller
>crosshairs
>>881161
anyone knows the soundtrack name?
>>881027
that made me laught
>>878893
>Oh god dicks taste so good
>I'm so cool, I won't play any game that ever gets popular because I'm too busy sucking cocks
>Yeah, I hate games that funny things can happen once in a while
>Mmm dick
>so good
>Watch out op, challenger approches.
-You
>>882443
what?
>>881027
fucking gold
>>882443
>needs to concentrate really much to play a game
>have text to voice on
>not expecting that to happen
how retarded can you get?
>>883248
Not saying that doesn't happen to some people. But I haven't been sick like in a few years. So I'd say a character in a game could also be as lucky.
Also considering you see a doctor a lot in fallout who can cure radiation, I'm sure he could also cure common sicknesses.
>>883248
Also it's the future.
>>878184
What game is this? I need to play as rapist Jesus.
>>884101
brings in the viewers
>>878605
you're great at explaining things
>>875088
i play better than this faggot
>>883436
which game ?
HELP
>>884138
Dragon's Dogma
>>874887
godammit Moon Moon!
>>884101
He streams for a living. Meaning, it's more important for him to stay connected with the chat
>>884143
that made me laugh more than it should
>>882391
>And she'll get away with it because feminism is so powerful in america
>>874903
MK is a troll game
>>883436
>this game is coming to pc next year
can't wait desu
already pre-ordered
valve arg thing
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audio from the arg, info may be lost in the audio from recompression, get the source if you're a tinkerer from
http://store.steampowered.com/wintercomic/4f21ca7
>>884146
For a second i thought that was some Berserk game. The sword, indumentary and the character's build and haircut are pretty similar to that of Guts.
>>882443
What game is this?
>>883436
Very realistic flightpath.
>>884735
The best feeling to do to someone, the worst to have happen.
>>884735
Osu!
>>884735
War Thunder
>>881161
long ass stadium
>>874887
>2016
>not hacking your way to the treasure
>>880526
Loved this one!
>>884160
Game ?
>>874889
>the one guy that shoots at it
>>884727
That's because the character is wearing the Berserk Swordman set. The sword he's carrying is a random claymore though. The actual sword (not the dragon slayer) is also present.
The Griffith set is also available.
>>884085
this is you
>anon a: fallout 4 is bad and under developed
>you: STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE
>>880344
>not having an ingame option to train dogmeat into a better dog at the expense of time and resources
"realism"
>>884952
Check right upper side of this webm
>>884962
didn't see anything but background
>>880526
Was laughing for fucking 2 minutes.
>>875330
>>881161
You seen the one of the 2 ganons kicking it like 50000 feet. fukn wild
>>878893
it's not as though you have to bring the dog with you
>>885017
except for the essential mission where you have to bring the dog with you
>>884101
From what I hear, it's not the concentration, but that the text to speech used was really shit and so caused his computer to stutter hard when he got the donation message
>>885019
Well yeah, except for that one.
The weebum wasn't of that one.
What mod?
>>884962
>>878011
lol its in alpha dummy ;P
>>878202
>Crazy micromanagement
Bait should be less obvious.
>>884962
kek so hard at this webm
Does this count? Card game rekt.
>>885281
That's impressive, but it's not rekt.
>>885390
>make your opponent deck themselves with maxx "c"
>not rekt
>>885245
what game is this?
>>885390
The Maxx "C" Challenge is just about the most rekt you can be in Yugioh, aside from walking into Magic Cylinder with an 8000+ATK monster.
>>874921
>They want me to pay $40 for PR ported to UE4
>>885414
Or this.
>>878605
>Ten of my niggas gonna come over with spatulas and spank that ass
kek
>>885410
Planetside 2
What game is this?????????
>>885485
4chan
>>885452
Arc-V makes my dick rock hard.
>>885491
Th-thanks?
>>885491
Maybe not arc-v, but that webm gives me the energy of a thousand orgasms every time I watch it.
>>884768
looked like some solid playing to me. I cant really understand you with all that jelly in yo mouth.
>>884957
to be fair you think NV is the best fallout correct?
>>885085
I did a railroad playthough and dont think I ever neeeded the dog. I could have just forgotten I guess the games huge.
>>885506
I have no respect for exodia or those who use him.
But Michael got fucking rekt and it was hilarious.
>>885520
I can only think of one where you needed the dog, where you have to follow him sniffing out kellog through cigars or some shit
>>885543
He's four levels higher than the highest one.
Not really that impressive.
>>882386
Chick's even cuter than the character she played. That's pretty impressive.
>>885531
ah ya I did that one. forgot the dog was needed till just now.
>>885568
It's not supposed to be impressive.
The problem is its really fucking easy for him to get that far ahead.
The piece of shit does it while being even with you too. All he has to do is wait until he has level 6 and an item or two.
>>885506
sauce to full video?
>>884047
nigga what game. thats an m1a they dont ever represent these masterpieces in any game.
>>885641
looks like farcry from the minimap but I dont know which one it is. I own that game and never noticed this gun.
>>885641
far cry 3 or maybe 4
>>885641
its definitely Far Cry 4
>>882386
joosten is a fucking bag of crazy. and not the good crazy, like lexi belle.
>>885640
that is the full video
>>883436
dude's an idiot, though. if you kill the griffon at this point, you can't get to the top of bluemoon tower.
>tfw 30% of content was cut due to time and budget restraints but dragon's dogma was still one of the best games on ps3
I hope a lot of the cut content is restored for the pc release.
>>885568
Not impressive but the enemy team got rekt.
It's a rekt thread anyways
>>885753
what youre crazy.
>>880389
Kinda looks like Chris Pratt from parks and rec.
>>875220
codfish.jpg
>>883436
the new Monster Hunter looks great!
>>878280
this is why I hate dogs, dogs are stupid
>>888129
He still could have grabbed the mine if he wasn't using a controller.
>>882386
>watch her stream where she plays MGSV
>she gets to the duel with Quiet
>checks herself out like she'd hit it
>>878953
you keep calling it a hound when anyone can see it's clearly a wolf!
>>880389
why must faggots stream their stupid cam with their videos? No one wants to see that shit.
I always play source engine games with phys_pushscale 2000
>>888722
>>877901
Wow, Obama's such an asshole online.
>>884768
Because you're a fucking idiot.
>>888768
Needs this song playing in the background once he's killed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>888774
HAHAHA awesome bro
>>888774
fake bra
>>885543
god i forgot how shit league looks
>>884957
lol look at this faglord kike
>>884768
Play an arena shooter or 2.
These kind of plays come really naturally.
>>888809
guess you like those mobas where everything blends together and all the characters look like the god damn ground. pretty much every other mobas besides league and Adventure Time: Battle Party, the best moba of all time.
>>885753
Why. Genuinely interessed.
>>885759
Don't you fight Salomet at the top of the bluemoon tower regardless?
>>881027
Can someone explain why he was dropping the guns then randomly killed him
>>874908
>>889920
I'm not sure i understand your question, nor do i understand your inability to "get it".
The guy was throwing guns as a red herring/ taunt. then you see his gun-in-hand barely visible, the guy clearly doing a teabag. he's taunting him, and gets away with it. it's schtick;the most noble of all comedy.
>>885516
Not him, but NV has the best story, dialogue, and worldbuilding. Shame it's such a buggy mess and relies on Bethesda's horrible excuse of a game engine
>>888434
Fuck off, Huey
>>888837
All ASSFAGGOTS are cock
>>883493
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>884143
>ONWAAARD BROTHER! TO GLOOOORYYY!
>>883436
Wow the new Berserk game looks good. Sword's a bit small though.
>>889941
>sit down to play competitive smash
>wait patiently for my opponent to get seated next to me
>motherfucker is draped in a flag like he's at the goddamn olympics
>mfw prolly not winning this one
>>884145
the name at the end
>>874887
anyone got the rust webm where the guy is asking for food and the other guy just shoots him?
>>890859
How many times does this happen in that game?
>>880389
Is that fucking b4nny? Holy shit he lost like 200 pounds
>>884962
What Game is this
>>874921
What game is this
>>875088
Wow, surprisingly you didn't die by a random archer
>>883269
Survival games are getting there.
>>878280
>bringing the dog
i almost never have companions in fallout
>>885864
More like Rapesputin
>>891126
fucking file name you fucking retard
>>883436
What game?
>>888776
10/10 so funny please make more posts like this in the future please i beg you
>>885543
Oh look, so much shit on the screen that I have no idea what the fuck I'm even looking at. Yup, gotta be League of Legends.
>>891239
What is this?
>>890968
How many times does weird and random shit happen? Quite a few times. No More Heroes is great.
>>882424
The giant mutants, zombies, radiation powered full plate, robots, and teleportation is a bit too realistic. I get what you're saying.
>>884961
Except for the entire perk tree devoted to just that.
>>884068
>hipfire
>>890069
>Best story
>Best dialogue
You have got to be 12 years old or autistic.
>>884085
You're projecting so hard you can show off powerpoints.
>>878605
I play league of legends, but I really want to get into DotA, but it's so much more to take in. I wanted to thank you a lot for explaining it all. It's very appreciated.
>>891490
are you autistic?
>>883436
Black Desert looks great even on those low ass settings.
>>884735
game?
>>883436
HAIIIIIIIIII YAI FORCES
>>891662
>204km/h while landing
>landing at slope
thats why youtubers should't play arma
>>891511
I meant specifically people getting one-banged in the middle of their big opening sequence.
>>878893
LOL THESE FAGS
>>892247
Oh that. I think it happens one other time.
>>888754
>belt of strength and tango to start
>5 core team versus 4 core team
must be
>still fed first blood at the end
>>890864
are you literally retarded or just figuratively?
>>891854
You do realize he did that on purpose, right?
>>874887
DogMeat doesn't allow fun
>>892291
You forgot
>luna standing around doing nothing.
Of course, there's nothing she COULD do since she didn't get crescent beam at level 1.
>>891522
You can't use overly unrealistic shit as justification for overly realistic shit.
The arguments for "dogs would run over mines in real life" and "teleporting mutant zombies" can not coexist.
>>878893
Game isn't that bad
It's not a lot of fun and companions are retarded, but it's worth trying.
It can't be worse than 3
But i'd rather play 1 or NV rather than 4
>>888585
>No one wants to see that shit.
That's the sad part, they do, a lot of people like to watch others play instead of gaming themselves
Why is this ? That though, is beyond me.
>>890036
For some reason, I find Ocelot's wail pretty intimidating, wheras everyone i've met just find it ridiculous
>>891509
Fleet Command
it isn't as detailed or realistic as Harpoon or CMANO but it is a good place to get started with naval warfare sims and it has a good scenario editor
>>880331
i miss tf2 so much
good times
>>884994
>feet
get a load of this gaylord
>>891490
It's just your Alzheimer kicking in
one of my favorites
>>884134
1v1 me fagit i bet you use shields
>>890816
Only server owners can do it but if you type phys_pushscale 2000 or any number above 1 in the console you can increase how much impact bullets have to spastic levels like that. Typing negative numbers makes them fly towards you
>>877901
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