posting bane for my friend
>>867205
>>867208
>>867209
>>867214
>>867218
>>867223
>>867224
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>>867232
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>>867233
This is great
>>867234
Always been my favorite one. Had to check to make sure it was here
>>867205
uhh... you don't get to bring friends.
>>867224
I don't understand why that entire scene amuses people, am I not autistic enough?
>>867208
>"Get in the fucking plane, Bane."
>>867506
Same here, anon. This is probably the best Bane creation I've seen (mainly because I hear this song all the time at work and was working through a breakup when this was created-- helped me turn pain into humor)
>>867749
Literally the entire scene doesn't make any fucking sense
it fucking drives me nuts
Jesus christ, that's why they find it amusing
Look at this gif
And that's just the tip of the iceberg
>>867205
>for my friend
A lot of loyalty...
>>868353
The scene is actually fairly simple and makes complete sense.
>Bane lets himself get caught
>CIA guy tries gatherin info from dudes using fake out of dropping them out of plane to make them talk while in air
>Bane does plan to replace dr hes kidnapping with dead body in order to fake doctors death by crashing this plane (with no survivors)
>bane succeeds in plan in dramatic style
not really much to it that doesnt make sense other than typical movie stuff put there to be more exciting.
>>867225
That is some Kid A shit
>>867742
link?
>>867209
>>868353
The entire scene is really awkward and has George Lucas-tier shitty writing. Capeshit isn't exactly my cup of tea but I can see how fans would consider it to be worthy of mocking.
>>873709
archive of the thread in question
https://archive.is/AF4Lu
>>868353
>>867749
It was the first scene of tdkr to be released. When /tv/ first saw it they were making fun of the bad writing, particularly the conversation between CIA and Bane.
>if I pull that off will you die
>it would be extremely painful
>you're a big guy
>for you
It was confusing as people weren't sure if that CIA saying 'you're a big guy' was actually interrupting Bane's line, which would have been "it would be extremely painful, for you". An AMA thread on leddit with the writer of the scene confirmed that there was no mistake. Bane really is a Big Guy [spoiler]for you[/spoiler]
>>867749
The cheesy, awkward dialogue is very amusing.
>>868353
It's probably just memes, but I could understand what he was talking about until I read the script.
"The flight plan I just filed with the agency, the smee, Dr Pavel here, but only one of you"
>>867205
Contributing.
>>867749
Because CIA is a terrible actor, really stands out relative to the rest of the cast.
>>867749
It's just so fucking badly written.
>If I take that mask off you, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful.
>You're a big guy.
>For you.
When I watched the movie in theater, and for years thereafter, I didn't even understand this exchange. I thought Bane was saying he was big, compared to CIA, in other words that CIA simply wouldn't be strong enough to wrestle the mask off him. It wasn't until only a few months ago that I suddenly sat up in my bed one night, realizing that he meant, "It would be extremely painful… for you."
That's not the only line that's bad, of course. The entire scene is just laughably terrible, from start to finish.
>>882227
Hey, hey now. That's not true. Aidan Gillian is a good actor. He did the best he could. But even he couldn't take a shit script and make it alright.
>>882515
Best
>>882501
I still don't understand how anyone could possibly misunderstand that exchange. It's completely obvious. I used to assume people deliberately turned it into a joke, but it turns out people are just really dumb.
>>883616
You're like one of those people who looks at an optical illusion that can be seen two different ways, sees it one way, and then calls people who see it the other way dumb.
The scene is badly written. The lines make little to no sense. They are easy to misunderstand.
>>883647
>The scene is badly written. The lines make little to no sense. They are easy to misunderstand.
No, the lines are clever and make perfect sense. You're just dense.
>>867717
THE best one
>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO TALK FIRST
>>882515
How to make these?
>>867205
>>883668
Christopher Nolan, please get out of this thread.
>>867205
Tell your friend to lick my taint
>>884231
Happy new year
Trying to convert the video is a nightmare, so have the YouTube link instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xe4CHJW4RM
>>881353
>>885741
Loved that reversed
>>883668
Nolan stop shitposting and go to bed
Big guy.
>>888822
Impressive trips.
Here's a cleaner version <s>for you</s>
>>889832
Thank you
>>889789
For you
>>889789
What's he even saying? It sounds like, "Europeanal things I challenge greatly."
>>894463
>Your opinion on things I… I… I challenge greatly
Took me a few listens too
>>883819
Brought a tear.
>>889832
>Hired Gun
>not Wreckage Brother
>>897220
Same
>>867224
i just have a feeling that the CIA guy is in love with bane
Just made this
>>903757
Thank you.
>>867717
My fucking sides
>>881345
I sincerely wish it had ended this way.
>>881345
I love the director's cut
>>867717
>BAIENE
Lost my shit right there.
>>907796
Same.
>>867717
The way Bane says "no" just sounds so pathetic.
>>883668
BRAVO NOLAN
>>912042
I love you.
fucking filesize limits
>>867205
>my friend
>>871819
cannot unhear
>>918588
Cool
>>918588
kek
>>921212
Based Danny
>>921884
Bane-ka?
>>922621
> "uh!"
>>868353
>Bane KOs your boss
>immediately start punching your handcuffed prosoners
You're a big guy for doing this
>>867717
these memes, my memes, doctor memes here
>>873709
my friend ran me through the coinciding points of the crash shortly after the crash and the connections were made and i nearly pissed myself laughing.
>>876279
is this legit?
I need to know because this is one of the biggest mysteries my generation is faced with.
>>876325
Based
>>875978
>4Lu
lmao
it's ebing magic :DDDD
>>868353
it also has no reason to exist in the first place
it adds absolutely nothing to the story (aside from showing how badass Bane is)
>>927877
Why is this so fucking funny?
>>927887
The acting.
here's two bane videos. notice the urls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM
>>930845
Thanks
>>867234
Every fucking time
>>884231
I died
>>867225
what game is this?
>>927887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY
Here's the full version
>>927877
>when bane begins to talk and loses his shit
kek'd
>>875964
This is one of the best ever
>>936000
CIa is pretty ripped.
>>876279
And you idiots on /tv/ are probably still ironically posting it because lol ironic shitposting is funny 4 years later right
>>936484
>ironically posting it
We're in the post-ironic era, fampaitachi
>>885741
Brilliant. They're speaking Swedish.
My theory on what the scene was supposed to accomplish:
- Present the CIA as arrogant bastards that torture people by staging fake executions
- Present Bane's henchmen as being very loyal to him
- Present Bane as working for a sympathetic cause
- Present Bane as being a clever supervillain whose complicated plans always work out
- Introduce Bane
- Introduce Dr. Pavel
Unfortunately because of the ludicrously complicated plan and flat dialogue, the only thing that it really accomplished was "Introduce Bane". When Pavel appeared later, only to be executed, I had to struggle to remember who he is and whether it was supposed to be a surprise that he was still alive.
>>936063
For you
>>867205
>for my friend
>not for you
>>889832
Those are dubs not trips, but good webm
>>882501
When CIA says he's a big guy he means it in a "Don't be such a baby" kind of way. Like a kid thinking its going to hurt like a bitch to pull a bandaid off and the parent tells them their a big kid or whatever.
I'm not sure why Bane says For you though.
>>889832
Someone needs to take this and add Sheev saying "Do it" from ROTS or something. Like he's rooting for CIA or something.
>>933127
Tomodachi Life. 3DS game.
>>939418
Aye
>>942466
Hahaha.
>>942466
Unexpected kek, nice pair of Sheevs too.
>>922621
ya, kono DIO DA!
>>946417
UUUU
>>871579
One of the best pieces of baneposting there has ever been.
>>876279
this just seems to me like it's as bad as most movies from hollywood
>>948775
>that's the joke.
>>924190
>prosoners
This made me laugh more than it should have.
>>871579
>we do it for free
died
>>871579
Amazing.
This is what happens when you raise children on internet memes.
>>>951340
What did he mean by this?
>>914550
Not related to the thread, but lmao
>>883647
Literally nobody except autists misunderstood it. I am not saying it was master writing, but it's reasonably clever wordplay that went over the heads of some dim bulbs. In their shame at being unable to catch a pun-tier little joke, they have to overcompensate by attacking what they didn't understand. To reiterate, it's not that the bar was so high you need to be smart to understand it. The bar is average and these drips still couldn't reach it.
It's not a bad scene, or bad dialogue. It served its purpose in setting up Bane as a weird, Batman-villain freak who was not to be fucked with and plans things to the letter.
I am not sure how a single person could possibly misunderstand any of it barring actual inability to grasp social interaction or context via autism or such similar. Yeah the action is fast and somewhat complicated but not accidentally (it's supposed to take you off-guard and make you wonder wtf Bane is doing but not tough to get what's happening).
Bane gets on plane using Pavel as bait so he can find out what the CIA knows that might threaten his plans. He brings 3 guys with him, a simple shell game ensues. The CIA guy calls in that he has Pavel, he and his men, and one prisoner. Therefore Bane has to leave one of his men in the wreckage to match the report already called in.
>>953294
The pilot knows shit is about to go down but nobody could possibly expect the ballsy kind of League of Shadows op that is happening, and the pilot says something but CIA is busy with Bane and distracted. They bring down a corpse and put Pavel's blood in it (in case the CIA bothers to try to check, they will find Pavel's blood). .Bane has broken the CIA guy's face (whether or not it kills him is irrelevant but it sets up Bane as a guy who will just crush youcasually).nHis men drop down, shoot the soldiers. They put clamps onto the plane, blow the tail off, and drop the fusilage, covering their tracks while they escape out the rear of the plane. The ending shot neatly mirrors the scene in TDK when Batman gets Chow out of HK and tells you that Bane is able to pull off the same shit, only better, and this is the overall theme of the movie. Unlike the Joker who (supposedly) has no plan and is basically an anarchist, Bane acts with military precision, has a force of super-competent zealots who will die for him at a second's notice, is physically brutal, cunning, and will stop at nothing...all inside about 6 minutes.
Compare and contrast to the opening scene with the Joker's intro in TDK.
>>938291
I am not disagreeing necessarily regarding your assessment of the scene's effectiveness. But I can tell you that it definitely works better on a second viewing of the movie because it's convoluted and soooo damn long. Like nearly 3 hours or something. As to Pavel, you're just meant to say, "oh damn this is what they needed him for."
I am not sure what was so complicated about the Master Plan (tm), though. Get on plane using deception and theatricality as per League of Shadows Guidebook, replace Pavel with corpse, replace expected hostage per radio passenger list with zealot. Tear plane in half to destroy it, escape with Pavel out of the opening prior to dropping it.
I feel like people get the Plan just fine and it's not the how or the what, it's the why. Because as you said, you don't find out until like an hour later and have no clue until then.
>>939453
....Because pulling off the bandaid would cause Bane to smash his face. I have literally heard the same basic joke irl for years before this movie.
>>924190
Underrated post.
Allah snackbar!
>>953392
>>953397
What the fuck
>>953397
Holy.
>>953397
gibst me the originale track.
>>911698
AESTHIC
>>953294
>Literally nobody except autists misunderstood it.
Not even. Everyone acts like they misunderstand it.
>Bane gets on plane using Pavel as bait so he can find out what the CIA knows that might threaten his plans. He brings 3 guys with him, a simple shell game ensues. The CIA guy calls in that he has Pavel, he and his men, and one prisoner. Therefore Bane has to leave one of his men in the wreckage to match the report already called in.
Except he already had Dr. Pavel in his custody. He could've asked him without bothering to get on the plane.
[spoiler]I just got baited didn't I?[/spoiler]
>>956303
Furthermore, even if he needed to fake Pavel's execution he could've swapped a dummy's body with Pavel's blood and then sent it via airmail.
>>956303
>so he can find out what the CIA knows
Holy shit, do keep up.
>>956579
The CIA can't know anything because Pavel was with Bane to begin with.
And besides that, he doesn't learn anything that Pavel couldn't have told him.
>>956587
He learned that CIA knows nothing.
>>956592
He only learned that from Dr. Pavel. Not from CIA.
>>956599
But CIA's behaviour reveals that he hasn't got a clue what is going on and doesn't really know much about Bane or the sophisticated capabilities he commands.
>>956619
There isn't anything in the scene that betrays CIA's motives. He asks several questions, and when he asks Bane about his master plan, it isn't cause he cares to know, it's cause he's mocking him.
The plane is completely necessary because Bane had CIA and Pavel on the ground. They could've easily gotten the drop on CIA's men.
>>956627
>A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
>Who paid you to grab Dr Pavel?
proves that CIA doesn't know anything about the League of Shadows.
>>956644
>proves
Not necessarily, perhaps he was just trying to get a rise out of Bane.
>>956740
Thanks
>>957986
Why does that match up so well?
Illuminati confirmed?
>>958172
Love it
>>867233
HEY BANE, TAKE THE MASK OFF, YOU'RE A BIG GUY, CIA
HEY NOW, WHO WOULD SHOOT GUYS, THEN THROW THEM OUT A PLANE?
BRAVO NOLAN I LOVE YOU
HE'S A BIG GUY FOR YOU
So fucking catchy. I fucking love that video man. It was basically Baneposting's swan song. It was the last major epic maymay that came out as Baneposting was finally dying down - and it ended up being the biggest youtube video of all with 1m+ views. I'm actually nostalgic for those days on /tv/ they were fucking hilarious.
>>867717
why is this funny? asking honestly. it's just retarded but hilarious just the same.
>>927877
ahahahahaha holy shit
>>953643
House of ill repute by some nigger
>>958172
>FERYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>958172
Based
>tfw I wanna make bane OC
>too lazy to do it
Literally the most original piece of our times.
>>961072
Holy shit, I can't believe you guys actually did one of these
>>876325
Is it wrong to say he did a good impression?
>>961359
it's just as amazing as that backflip he did after he noticed a presence in the residence
>>924190
fuck this is top kek shit
>>961072
man i wish i had that picture collection he used to make this
this is baneposters heaven
i dont want this thread to end
>>959162
you have to know a thing about baneposting for it to be funny tbqh. It's very weird that a meme like that shit lasts for as long as it has and still manages to occasionally produce content
>>961246
It was 8/bane/
>>958172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
>>>/tv/66307533
>>867214
i've never watched the movie, this isn't real isn't it
>>867233
This one is perfect. It's pure genius.
Bravo /tv/.
>>961541
Oh, good. For a moment I flipped out thinking that it was done here and that I missed out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGSFHVO5v9w
Meme Lovers (SFW EDITION)
>>963763
>that bane cock mask
>>963763
>everything about that video
>>963763
That's fucking great
>>963763
>deleted scene
>Bane Jr goes for a shower
>leaves whore behind
>parents come in
>Was getting creampied part of your plan!?
>of course!
>We are to find out how he fucked you!
>Anal! He did Anal!
>>963763
where's the uno farto
>>964221
didn't make it to release
>>964289
>someone is going to own a shitty mini bane mask some guy wore on his dick
Jesus
>>953294
It really amuses me that everytime threads like these get posted people still get so mad they just have to vent their frustration. It was really akward dialogue, deal with it.
>>964492
>It was really awkward dialogue, deal with it
First saw TDKR in 2012 with my dad and I'll never forget at the end of the plane scene he said "what the fuck.." under his breath. Everything about that scene is just over the top silly
>>964514
Yeah, I remember looking at my bro next to me after the scene, and he had the same confused look on his face as me.
>>867224
What mumford and sons song was that?
>>961532
>it's almost been five years
where has my life gone
>>964514
>>964523
Went to see Deadpool with some normie friends the other day. I hadn't slept the night before and was all delirious so internet sense of humour was playing up irl. When we were going home we ended up talking about TDKR and I brought up the four key lines of the plane scene while laughing:
>If I pull that off will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy
>For you
I was laughing my ass off while saying it and I explained to them how fucking retarded it was, doing the Bane impression and everything. They started laughing at it, too, just as much as I was. I think this shit tends to fly over most peoples' heads but if you point it out to them they realise just how stupid it is. When I saw the scene myself for the first time I thought it was dumb (but dumb as is typical of Nolan's shitty movies) and that was it. Then I came over to /tv/ and saw the shitposting frenzy it was creating and realised just how poignantly terrible it actually was. I mean, if this shit makes complete non-autist normies laugh, free from any meme culture or intervention from /tv/, then there really does have to be something very off with it.
>>867214
I believe this to be the pinnacle of this meme
>>963763 https://youtu.be/B2O3qq9a0G4
>>964899
>I cut of his arms and legs and left him there burning, surrounded by lava. He was a good friend
kekkk, this is gold. why was this made? did some rich /tv/ fucker pay brazzers to make this or something?
>>964923
Some guy that writes Brazzers scripts happens to browse /tv/
it's not the first time this happens tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILidxA9oqA
>>938291
I'm so sad that they cut out CIA's deleted scene where he comes back during the final battle.
>>964934
It would be amazing if that guy could manage to put something bane related in every single brazzers video from now on. Just to piss people off.
>>964923
dick bush is the dedicated /tv/ and /8bane/ shitposter who happens to be a porn director
god bless his soul
>>871568
Hold on to your autism
>Why would Bane let himself get caught? He already had Dr. Pavel assuming Masketta Man was in cahoots with him. If Masketta Man wasn't in on the plan, why were the restraints so shitty?
>Why did CIA and soldiers not check the restraints?
>When CIA says "The flight plan I just filed with the agency list... only one of you" it's an obvious bluff that Bane calls him on ("Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?" because obviously CIA is taking them all in). Later on in the scene, however, Bane acts as if CIA was telling the truth ("They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!").
>Why didn't CIA just wait until they landed for the negotiation? Why right then and there, on the plane, with a critical hostage?
>How would putting some of Dr. Pavel's blood in a random dead body make anybody think Dr. Pavel was dead?
>The plane and the corpses were riddled with bullet holes. It wouldn't take the agency more than a minute to realize the crash wasn't an accident.
>Why did the pilots make no attempt to maneuver away?
The scene wasn't originally in the movie. It was only written and shot at the last minute so Nolan could shoot it with a special IMAX camera and show off the camera's fidelity to potential investors. Watch the movie without the scene and it actually makes more sense; Bane's introduction was supposed to be in the sewers, when he's covered in shadows and turns to his minions.
>>964975
Spoken like a true bane poster
This scene is simply amazing
The more you watch it the more you will learn and suffer at the same time
Its the masterpiece of our century
The Mona Liza of movies
>>964975
>It was only written and shot at the last minute so Nolan could shoot it with a special IMAX camera and show off the camera's fidelity to potential investors.
That actually makes a lot of sense, combined with Nolan's lack of understanding emotional tone.
>>964975
>so Nolan could shoot it with a special IMAX camera and show off the camera's fidelity to potential investors
No dummy "the big guys" approved of the final product and Nolan added that special encrypted scene as a secret for us to find out about the hidden society of bug guys who control the world
Did you seriously believe the IMAX bullshit that the big guys forced him to say?
>>873709
>les bains
always gets me
>>964975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uECnQSIK9s
Imagine the movie with this as Bane's first scene.
>>965002
I don't know, my guess is that they intended to put in a plane crash at the start of the movie because during the movie they do mention that Pavel died in a plane crash, I don't know whether they intended it to be a big scene with Bane, as well as being shot on IMAX.
>>964899
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>867234
Name of song?
>>965908 gone gone phillip phillips
>>965939
What an autistic name for a song/artist combination
Thanks though
>>867233
Stuff like this makes me wonder what Christopher Nolan thinks when he sees these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTs1uSUE4hI
Needs a /bane/ remix
>>967522
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/christopher-nolans-favorite-sequence-from-his-movies-is-the-airplane-kidnapping-scene-from-the-dark-knight-rises-20150421
While the mechanics of Christopher Nolan's films can be divisive, there's no denying that he's is one of the best at enacting spectacle on the big screen —his achievements as such include the docking sequence in his most recent "Interstellar" to the sleight-of-hand in "The Prestige" to the tilted hallway fight of the mind-bending "Inception." During a talk last night at the Tribeca Film Festival hosted by Bennett Miller, Nolan was asked to choose which of his blockbuster sequences was his favorite. And he selected the pretty terrific opening airplane kidnapping scene from "The Dark Knight Rises."
“It took us about two days in Scotland," he explained about the sequence, which you can watch below. "And it was an incredible sort of coming together of months and months of planning by a lot of different members of the team who worked for months rehearsing these parachute jumps and wind walking, all these different things… The visual effects work in the sequence is very minimal… I was really amazed by what the team we had put together had achieved using very sort of old-fashioned methods, in a way. I was very proud of the way that came together.”
>>867223
>not pyro
>>880883
Smee =?= SME, subject matter expert in gov-speak. That's an obscure acronym in a major motion picture.
>>968832
Here https://youtu.be/Z9fi1V1l5j4
>>968960
>leaving out the WITNESS ME at the end
Also I really don't think that pixellation is heavy enough, especially during the cumshot scene.
>>968161
Pyro's not a big enough guy
>>969189
Watching the original scene after so many god damn /tv/ dubs feels weird now
>>968039
>different members of the team who worked for months rehearsing these parachute jumps and wind walking
> I was very proud of the way that came together.
Needs to be posted in conjunction with the guy faceplanting into the side of CIA's plane.
Also, his best action scene was DOCKING™. The guy is an idiot.
>>927877
This is still the best thing that ever came out of Baneposting by far.
>>915015
What song is that?
>>970551
I want too know too.
>>969460
Agreed
>>962092
it is literally the scene from the movie and that is the reason why there is the darude sandstorm meme in the first place.... or why that whole movie is just a meme
>>972797
>that is the reason why there is the darude sandstorm meme in the first place.
Lurk moar
>>927877
>"A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!"
holy fucking shit
>>974256
Ey yo, mods.
>>974256
already got posted >>918588
I'm guessing by you?
>>975724
Aye
>>921884
>all that matters is our keikaku
>>927877
holy fuck I had a mouth full of water when the guy started saying "or perhaps he's wondering why..." kek
>>927877
Anybody know who voiced this?
