Can we have a japanese commercials thread?
>>833726
so that's what vantage sampled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhEhQriEjVI
>>833729
>why Japanes population is taking a nose dive.
Korean, but close enough
>>833935
haha what
>>833935
i lost
You guys might wanna check out the JPCMHD youtube channel, they put up all the new ads that come out on Jap tv
>>833726
Those buttoooonnnsssss
>>833726
Pamyu pamyu
<3
>>834033
This is amazing
Oh good, I could post this webm again with it being on topic.
>>833935
What the fuck did they try to advertise here ?
>>833729
Programming people to stay inside and play video games instead of go outside and kiss
>no wonder Japan is the number one neet nation
>>834033
>something goes wrong
>he immediately blames the woman and minority
Fucking shitlord japanese.
>>834323
Love Hotel advertisement
"if a cactus had intel inside"
He says "itai" (ouch) which sounds like "aitai" (want to meet)
She says I want to meet too.
product placement = commercial?
>>834795
gb2 tumblr
>>834084
No shït Captain Obvious.
>>835421
remix please kkkk
aguarded
jones-sensei!
>>834543
Where's the windows 10 one? Check and mate atheists, only faggots upgrade.
>>835421
That was one sick turn that toy did in the middle of that webm.
>>833726
what's with her nose? is there a portal to another dimension there or some shit?
>>836169
This is so awesome
>>836169
Heh.
Makes me wonder if right now there is a thread on 2ch where they post western commericals and everbody's like "wtf was that? those are batshit crazy. can't they make normal commericals?"
Then again, I haven't been watching TV in like 10 years, so I don't even know any current western commericals...
SPONGEBOBBU!!!!!
>>834513
shit miku get it together
>>833733
oh shit! They are girls!
>>836912
>KEK
USB lighter
>>834246
hooooooooooooooory sheeet anon, that music bring memories
Holy shit I love how surrealist they are
>>834775
>stay inside
Vita is portable
>>834543
After all this years, I finally realized her name is literally window 7.
>>834543
Why is there a PlayStation reference in a Windows 7 ad?
>>833726
Why is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu so fucking based?
>>836912
if you look closely, there is a very rare pepe hidden in this commercial.
Japan is such a shitty country
>>837896
Amazing
>>838699
Is that fucking mayonnaise
>>835421
HE TURNS UNEXPECTEDLY!!!
>>833729
>"by the way, you never invited me here"
>dat fucking face
>>834246
shin onii was sexier
QUEK QUEK QUEK CHOCABALLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWYDGq1R07w
>>837668
Music sounds like a ripoff of an Indiana Jones movie lol
>>833935
>child friendly programming
>>836169
I need this as a show, like a MIB sequel
>>836260
It all come tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doowwwwnn
>>839461
korea has problems with birth rates so they turn a blind eye to over sexualised stuff and at the same time they act overly prude
>>839524
"OMG thats disgusting but check out these tits tho"
>>837790
Microsoft owns a competing system?
>>834543
>gentoo at the end
lost it
>>834023
what a shat
>>842034
that is a very sweet commercial
>>842034
WHOM PRODUCED THIS
IS DISNEY C APPLE OF ANIME
>>842234
>whom
Fuck off
>>842034
>this will never be your reality
why aren't you slumming it around tokyo disneyland?
>>834543
>that Gentoo logo
Crustless marshmallow bread
>>834770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23rDEvYFjX4
>>842234
Of course Disney can do anime, didn't you watch Fireball?
>>843736
>hammu, cheeso, tomato
>Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu
Why can't the Japs come up with their own words for stuff?
>>844284
Those were originally foreign to Japan before they were introduced by westerners throughout the years, so they adopted the original name. It's the same with America calling Mexican tortillas basically tortilla.
No based Crunky.
>>834246
Fuck. So this is where that Hatsune Miku gif is based from.
>>844284
>Kindergarten
>Doppelganger
>Poltergeist
>Rucksack
>Angst
>Blitzkrieg
Why can't 'muricans come up with their own words for stuff?
>>844478
>Playschool
>Look-alike
>Ghost
>Backpack
>Worry
>Manoeuvre warfare
Because the English did it for them already.
>>838843
mayonaise on shitty dry ramen with soy sauce that is
>>842034
jesus chirst, i didnt want these feels
>>833729
I had been looking for this commercial for a long time.
>>833729
When real life tries to be a manga but fails miserably
>>849552
you should try it. its pretty good (oh gotta use that japanese mayo that has mustard in it).
>>838699
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/03/28/it-all-came-out-debate-ensues-over-whether-schoolgirl-ad-is-just-talking-about-mayonnaise/
>>849927
And Nip girls wonder why they gain so much weight so quickly
They seem to dredge almost everything in mayo
>>834543
>0:16
>Playstation buttons
>>849979
well, time to search for bukkake
>>836260
NeonGenesisEvangleionstrueending.webm
>>835413
How in the world can it be product placement when it's Go-Onger's main mech? The entire point of the show is to sell the toys.
>>836169
I swear that girl in the middle front of the class looks familiar. I swear she's Itakiss...
[Sorry unrelated]
>>836169
I love all the ads he is in
Best thread. Need more.
nice aesthetics
>>844569
>Manoeuvre
kek
speaking of aesthetics, found the image on the cover of floral shoppe
>>853183
Did that laserdisc just fly into his arse?
>>836262
Are those Nissin ads always orgasmic-intense sensation noodle cup related?
>>833933
If you scroll your cursor across the timeline the thumbnails show Bowser spinning in the opposite direction
>>834513
>Japan do this to make people believe Miku is real
>>853283
what the actual fuck did i just watch
>>834513
If I saw a real life anime grill I'd probably scream in terror.
>>849979
I'm gonna go ahead and assume these are all JAV stars and ask for all of their names...for science, of course.
>>835421
Based Keroro
>>853213
A E S T H E T I C as fuck
>>835421
I'm ruvin et
>>834795
>Ad about getting people to be engineers
>Blaming people
He's asking them if they're engineers you mongoloid
>>859518
a woman giving birth to a horse i guess
>>842034
My daughter is 5 years old, non verbal and still in diapers. This kind of thing makes me hate life and how unfair it can be.
>>842034
oh....well time to kill myself now, thanks anon
>>849979
>consuming glico products
Enjoy the cyanide.
>>859275
amazing dicovery
this was just cringe for me.
>>835421
Never before has ronald macdonald looked more like a pedo than ever
>>837817
why Heidi?
>>837817
Proof that Taylor Swift considers the Japanese honorary aryans
>>837666
the trips from hell
>>860164
same here anon
>>833726
I'm looking for a recent one where a girl out and abound sees couples, gets lonely and instead she goes home to play some mobile game instead.
I think it was Xmas themed.
Please help ;_;
>>842034
Well fuck my life.
>>836169
So if that comes from just looking like a white alpha businessman in his 70s in japan, what happens if you ARE a white businessman in his 70s in japans?
>>862601
you got yourself a retard
future is not bright for your daughter
make another child. seriously. if you have a kid who fails, you feel like you failed. if you have one failure and one successfull, it can be narrowed down to the kid being a rotten apple in the family tree.
seriously, 5 years old and still at baby state is worrysome at best, I don't know where you come from but kids start with school at 6 here.
Also, talk to your girl more, and do potty training, you dipshit. kids aren't plants, and they're not your average jungle animal either. the only thing they learn by instincts is breathing, reacting on their needs, and recognizing threats, and even that can be damaged.
>>836260
Getting cucked by a foreigner at the end.
>>866548
parenting 101 on 4chan
>>863238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjDyCF87dE
The best Baskin Robbins CM, though it's Korean.
>>860206
First one is Shizuka Nakamura. Not AV. Yet.
>>838699
dis shit is kawaii nigga
>>834795
>Can't understand Japanese
>instantly concludes they're being shitlords
Looks like we found the racist piece of shit in this thread.
>>868702
What a great guy you must be. Any chance I (or someone else) can be your friend?
>>834795
yeah fuuuck this guy man
>>866548
are you seriously that autistic?
>>869684
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
>>842234
Anime was based on Disney animation and storytelling in the first place dumb dumb! Anime is basicly a cheap knockoff.
>>868718
Fuck off gook scum
>>869684
Surprised nobody posted this earlier.
don't try this at home, kids.
>>849813
>fails miserably
all j-drama and k-drama is like this
>>836562
>JUST
after the role of a lifetime, she's been busy
>>872057
The next commercial after this...
>>833729
This is cringe worthy.
>>872393
is that really real?
>>872433
I doubt it. The synthpop song's lyrics are about vegetable juice
https://youtu.be/T0-2lzA7_Cg
>>872437
ah chuz magog
Does anyone have that Japanese beef /milk academy graduation ceremony?
>>844569
>Manoeuvre warfare
You dumb motherfucker...
>>837651
uhh, I thought that was his daughter he was playing against...
>>874222
>arr rook da same
One of the men has greying hair.
>>860206
go back to fucking reddit shithead
>>833726
>No regular sized new 3ds in the US
I'm still mad
>>872057
Now that is a fucking commercial.
>>872057
Didn't this get a lot of people pissed off? I remember hearing about a bunch of mothers being angry at AKB48 because this commercial was pretty lesbo.
>>833726
Too bad that Nintendo got rid of the scene in the Animal Crossing ad of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu pinching Tom Nook's ass.
>>841371
The effects were great though, can't wait to see the unholy matrimony between them and Hideaki Anno in the new Godzilla.
>>833726
why did kirby not suck her clothes clean off.....what the fuck man....missed opportunity
>>885344
nobody has ever called you smart have they
>>849979
The fucking cleavage holes though...
>>833935
>Mom walks in
Seriously, 0:20 downright saved as a reacion
>>869684
Wait, isn't Takara Tomy a Toy company? (they made the toys that would become Transformers)
>>842034
depressing
>>834543
I was expecting Butter-fly to start ;_;
>>874222
probably was
>>854243
>sempai
>>833726
That is a perfect example of how I will never understand how people can be weaboos.
Someone make a webm of the Japanese Splatoon ad
It's fucking awesome
>>853183
holy shit that commercial is relentlessly A E S T H I C
>>834795
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>899067
For some reason I want to get some ice cream
>>834795
>Assuming the nigger or the bitch has a STEM degree
You're right, that guy's a retard.
>>834033
Holy shit, this is awesome.
>>836262
Too bad it wasn't the old guy saying "cup noodle" at the ending.
>>839342
The best part is that the guy is saying
>Wtf was that?
>I don't get it.
>>853716
quiz RPG commercial. It is not a really good game, but it has its funny moments:
The game starts a quiz, and shows my options first:
>1.Gonorrhea
>2.Cancer
>3.Arthritis
>4.Laryngitis
And then the game loads up the question:
>Which one of them is a zodiac sign?
>>872057
That's not very sanitary.
>>834520
`-´
>>833733
Did Akira Kushida sing this
>>849927
I fucking miss this mayonnaise.
>>849979
Didn't see product, don't care.
>>901726
what the fuck.
>>867382
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>>i wish to understand
>>901889
ask int jap thread... just quote the post. its like you think no japs come here.
>>833935
Fucking love hotel ads catering to children huh? Population issue must be getting worse.
>>901889
It's an ad for a cram school called Yoyogi Seminar. The song is generic crap about having only one life and giving it your best.
>>837668
>Was collecting rings part of your plan?
>>834031
that penguin died
he died man
so funny :3
>>836386
>Suponjibobu
>>861652
thanks anon i lmao
>>834246
>>836169
>lainbow mountain
kek
>>872070
kek
Needs more MORNING LESCUE
Does anyone have a webm of the coffee commercial with Tommy Lee Jones in Paris? I remember seeing it in Japan a few years back.
I'd like more Tommy Lee Jones-san commercials please.
>>904739
cool, is there uncensored version of this?
>>909278
I think there is actually.
You can find it on a *booru
https://www.4chan.org/faq#imagesource
>>866548
lol parenting advice on 4chan. Oh man I needed that laugh.
>>885425
This is like asking if Mitsubishi only makes airconditioners
>>837908
Fuck off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q98WrVhaTg
>>862601
We all have our trials in life my friend.
>>834246
A E S T H E T I C
>>873821
>Five out of six ain't bad.
you do realize most of those words actually come from other languages BEFORE English adapted the words into the English language, right? <_<
anyway on the topic of Engrish: yh it's weird. apparently it's "cool" to have English words in Japanese so that's why a lot of commercials use them.
How do you make a webm be less space? I got a pretty recent commercial but the file is too big as a webm
>>866824
Man, Baskin Robbins don't play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4jUsYLHQqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGJRUQJfdis
>>834795
No he is politely asking her why she isn't in the kitchen, making a sandwich for him dah.
>>915517
>SSSPRRATÚN!
top kek
>>833733
>those fucking manjaws
>>834033
>japanese commercial
>no one is japanese
>everyone's dubbed over
>>836179
windows 10 is pure
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/microsoft-unveils-its-latest-japanese-anime-mascot-for-windows-10/
>>835421
>red one is fast
>>836260
>that obvious Rei Lilith 5 seconds in
>>854243
wow she is so...
>>842234
disney owns some of the anime studios
>>849979
never change
>>901726
so that's where that gif is from
>>915517
i prefer this one over the "YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW"
>>834023
I'm getting a fucking boner just from this trailer...
Ehh, the actual movie is probably gonna blow, tho
>>872057
>all the other girls are lined up
>commercial is too short to show all of them
there has to be a full version
