There isn't a general tech thread? Fixing that.
Robots, computers, lasers, /g/ bullshit or heavy machinery. Whatever it is; If you got it, post it.
Here some fresh OC to start.
And done, let's see what you got.
contribooting.
>>827902
could someone who is tech inclined tell me what im looking at, cos its fuckin dope
>>830138
Vector graphics displayed in real-time on a Tektronix 4012 computer terminal. Could be raw files run from the tek2plot samples folder. Whatever this is, it's awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOYqXlsgo78
https://www.gnu.org/software/plotutils/manual/en/html_node/tek2plot-Introduction.html
>>829382
That seems like a great way to not further your cause in the slightest.
>>828010
Without music
>>829382
In all my years lurking /g/, this is the first time I've heard his voice.
>>830461
>displayed in
isn't it played faster than normaly?
just asking.
>>830472
Mind=blown
Those guys are awesome.
>>830472
holy shit thats awesome
sauce?
>>827894
Imagine seeing this scitter toward you when you're in a warzone.
Terrifying.
Do icbms count? I think they're pretty neat.
>>830472
Jen is a qt 3.14
>>830472
I've been waiting a long time for an appropriate moment to use this reaction.
>>827902
Song?
>>830722
What is that from?
>>830733
daft punk (Tron legacy soundtrack) - The Son of Flynn
>>830884
is from tuviejaentanga
>>827898
John madden.
>>830884
Promo video for Prometheus. Search "Peter Weyland TED speech".
>>830483
Then you should probably lurk more. He's a pretty cool autist.
>>830835
that's pretty amazing
>>829382
Is that the guy that sleeps with a katana under his pillow?
>>830835
Maybe the cats see us for what we really are. Maybe we have been the cats the whole time.
>>827898
JOH MEDAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>832935
But if humans are cats, then what does that make cats?
>>830733
>Son are you Daft?
>>832935
our imaging technology is higly limited by "noise" from other surrounding neurons.
i used to do this to mice, for movement and never felt bad...but that cat looked sad...
>>834203
Humans, we see them as cats because that is how our brain processes them.
>>829382>ffmpeg -i stallman.webm
Input #0, matroska,webm, from 'stallman.webm':
Duration: 00:00:31.09, start: 0.000000, bitrate: 647 kb/s
Stream #0:0(eng): Video: vp8, yuv420p, 640x360, SAR 1:1 DAR 16:9, 25 tbr, 1k tbn, 1k tbc (default)
Stream #0:1(eng): Audio: vorbis, 48000 Hz, stereo, fltp (default)
Vorbis and VP8, Stallman would be proud!
>>834354
Damn, man. This is getting too deep for me.
>>832907
i don't even
>>830696
music? it rings some distant bell...
>>827894
EDF! EDF! EDF!
>>832873
what
we all know how good asians are with technology
>>827895
so fucking adorable
>>830472
WHOA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>832907
does the site work?
>>836461
sign me the fuck up
>>835699
This is some sickening magic.
>>835699
Holy shit
>>836461
Fucking hell, I'm in
>>836461
Ok, but why would I actually want that?
AI behaving badly
>>830472
>just like you don't notice I'm wearing two right now
>mfw he lifts up his trouser legs
>>835699
>can lift and carry twice it's weight
>appears to be made of tinfoil
Has science gone too far?
>>830835
The Narrator's voice sounds slightly artificial, is it?
>>836564
I can't imagine that being desirable for any reason. I bet you think gayming PCs and accessories have a good aesthetic too.
>>837973
>>832873
IS this bitch high?
>>832873
Holy fuck that was hilarious...
>>838143
It's from a UK comedy show... Fyi
>>838234
>pretending to be retarded
>comedy
>>830472
>>836479
hehehehe
>>836564
Imagine the electricity bill and going back home drunk, bumping into it and braking it
this really hurts to watch
We're gonna be all long dead before this shit is widely available and actually viable.
>>838845
thanks for wasting my 30 seconds just to find out it's /v/ retardation
>>835699
hey cool my university seems to have worked on this too. TUM masterrace reporting in.
>>835699
how to the fuck is this thing powered?
>>838928
sorry about that,
I just wanted that anon to know that i got his reference.
I hope this makes up for your lost time because of my /v/ retardation
>>830835
We /x/ now
>>830109
Is it actually subtlety re-writing the LP?
>>836564
Yas
>>830483
this desu
>>830837
music sauce, if anyone else liked it
https://soundcloud.com/piersbaron/jet-theme-aka-cold-call
>>830840
>tachikoma music
All of my yes
Also that's pretty cute
>>835699
Is it just me or does this seem timelapsed
>>840217
>seem
it fucking tells you how fast it's played in the corner
>>830835
omfgoood mooom get the camera!
>>838984
magic
>>832873
>what is clocks
fuck man, fuck
>>830837
danger zone would of been better music
>>836529
>ai is created
>learns our history
>doesnt like black people
>>828010
>just like you dont realise im wearing two right now.
that cheeky motherfucker.
>>832907
This is so PC Music
>>840093
>right pointing black triangle
gets me every time
>>830472
this dude's ted talk is like watching one of hitlers mad scientist from years ago come to life
>>827894
welcome to .50 caliber gunfire
>>829382
I never hear the king speak before this.
what a time we live in
>>830472
>without music
>music is a bit creepier and adds a serious air of mystique and almost sounds mournful.
>>832873
I want her to play with my clock
>>832935
It'd make sense if this was actually how domestication worked
>>830696
That was some Evangelion level shit right there.
>>838811
>actually being retarded
>politics
>>844424
>actually being retarded
>4chan
ftfy
>>830483
And somehow it sounds exactly like he looks.
>>838811
congratulations, you've just figured out brittish comedy
>>836564
i was just thinking that as i watched
anyone have the ones explaining missile computing?
>>844488
Yes. They are in this very thread. The thumbnail looks like a missile.
>>847286
He's not wrong.
>All these robotic wonders
>Many from MIT
Synths confirmed
>>836529
God, even the stuff they type comes out in yells
>>830835
I don't even...What thee fuck. That's like some sort of revelation.
>>836200
Lost my shit like a fucking retard.
>>847286
best autist alive thb
>>832862
funny how they can dream up all kinds of things but fax is just a given
>>835718
That takeoff just reminds me of a drunken seagull.
>>832854
I must have missed this tech in 2003.....
>>832873
WHAT?!?!?!!! HAHAHAHA
This is the dumbest thing I have ever witnessed...
>>853885
thats the future right there, staring in your face
>>827895
Where the hell I can buy that thing????
Does anyone have that adult swim robots video?
>>852767
>there are bombs over 1000 times as powerful as that one
>>852767
Got any more?
>>839876
this is the creation of a vinyl record
>>830835
hoooooly shit
>>832923
no it's the guy who eats stuff from his foot during a presentation
>>836479
WORDS THAT KILL
>>853883
FUTURRRE
>>838887
>Can damn near fold it in half without breaking it
>Thinks bumping into it will break it
?
>>832854
They are absolutely right tho
Except they go way overboard with retardedness.
As an engineer this webm makes me way too happy.
>>854293
They got basically everything about the form wrong, but the predicted they function of modern smartphones pretty well.
>>832907
This gave me ADHD
>>853972
Nuclear autist so I have a shit ton
Full vid of it from T&B
>>854487
>>854489
>>854492
Spooky warning
>>853971
:^)
>>828010
>>830472
>>854514
i keep forgetting that the distance between those disks is probably several km long
also fun fact: tsar bomba, the biggest nuke in history, had a mushroom cloud that stretched 56 km up which is equivalent to roughly 7 mount everests stacked on top of eachother
>>830840
The way that thing moves makes me kind of uncomfortable, it's like uncanny valley or something. It's pretty damn impressive.
>>853999
No it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCdsyCWmt8
nice trips though.
>>830696
>Minuteman III missile
>$7,000,000 each
It'd be nice if the military could toss some shekels in for some space exploration.
>>855088
>goes straight up and comes down
>literally babby tier
>"achievement" "historical undertaking"
>>855115
It is actually quite impressive. Stuff like this is what will land on other planets without using shitty bouncy balloons like we've been using. There's less chance of failure once it is properly designed.
>>855134
>there's less chance of failure
>airbags can fail, rockets can't
Never go full retard.
Besides, powered landing is the easiest way to land and the only way to lan on the Moon. Mars has an atmosphere very thin for parachutes but very thick for rockets which is a great challenge. That's why they've used airbags instead of rockets. Also Venera probes literally cut their parachutes at 50km altitude because terminal velocity near ground is something like 5m/s, equal to falling from ~1.25 meters. It all depends on the planet, the only thing you need for landing on Venus is heatshields. Moon has no atmosphere, there's nothing but rockets to slow you down. Mars has a very thin atmosphere, I mentioned above. Earth makes parachutes feasible for most applications, excluding those require precise landing (and marketing :^))
>>834354
3 edgy 5 me m9
>>830109
It looks like a dick rubbing ridges in cocaine.
>>853881
XX century science in a nutshell
honeypot capture from chinese botnet successful SSH brute force
successfully stripping TLS off Youtube
>>842880
>of
>>828010
Does anyone else think this guy is a supervillain waiting to happen? "You didn't notice that my hands are machine guns."
>>832873
I fucking love Charlie Brooker.
>>827898
It sounds exactly like one of those videos where someone hooks Cleverbot into itself.
>>858149
Those commands would exist on most Linux/UNIX systems. My guess is they're trying to download a rootkit or some other piece of malware. chattr +i prevents the file from being deleted or modified, and adding that line to rc.local would cause whatever they downloaded to be run with root privileges.
>>855674
They're must be a reason to invest and my bet is that more than few rockets with parachutes attached have ended up where they're not suppose to.
>>855837
>dick rubbing ridges in cocaine
Anon your dick must be really weird
>>832907
Shodan, are you trying to trick me again?
>>832907
LOOK AT YOU HACKER
>>835698
how how how how
>>860381
Most likely they have small channels filled with some repair agent running through the material. When it is scratched the channels are damaged the repair agent flows into the scratch and bonds to the existing material fixing the scratch.
>>855983
Luser
>>854305
The first time I saw this I cried
>>853885
>>853903
this is only the beginning
>>847476
Maybe when you're in college, but for my work I need Windows, that's a necessary tool for making a living for me.
Does that makes me a sucker? I dunno. But I have a meal on my table and a roof on my head.
>>853910
http://www.robugtix.com/
>>835699
Christian Magic
>>855983
baka
>>830109
i think that's playing Polythene Pam
>>827895
i just had a moment in which I realized that its 2AM and I'm on the internet watching a fucking robot spider salsa dancing. what is my life
>>853885
Holy fuck that plant has teeth, my entire mental image of that shitty alien from that scam game has changed
>>830835
Asian lady sounds like Tara Strong
>>830696
>final fantasy summon.webm
>>830835
>the zoom-in at the end
Truly, cats can see beyond the veil at the madness that lies beyond. Their apathy is not mere nature of their species, but a defense mechanism.
>>832854
>In the not too distant future
NA-NA-NA! 2101 AD!
>>838811
>what is parody?
>>839882
Is it bad that I knew what this was the moment I heard him inhale?
>>832866
>ancient GoPro
>>840217
are you stupid?
>>836461
can we apply the touch tech to this pls i'm tired of my normal, boring, plain phone
>>858103
Source?
Also couldnt they just make the chips slightly farther apart on the waffer?
>>864459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40YwOg0_B8
Productivity.
>>830472
Studying Medical Engineering and hoping to go into this field of work, it's fucking awesome.
>captcha: select all trains
>>854305
>mathematics
All of it is physics and chemistry.
Mathematicians are literal autists with imaginary concepts that may only exist on paper.
>>857673
thats Diane Morgan
>>864669
/wsg/ is filled with the very young, the very old, and generally braindead idiots. I try to ignore posts without images attached.
>>832873
TOYME, WOTS THAT?
>>864593
>webm for snails
>>840216
When I search for tachikoma google brings me to Ghost in the Shell. Is that really where the music is from? I wouldn't imagine it being in a cyberpunk film.
Anyway, it's a lovely song.
>>855674
But that's wrong. Powered landing is the best out of anything else. You use it 1st and if fails you employ the other safety guards.
>>855674
So, how is an automated rocket going to land in multiple places with the same parachute or balloons when there's no one there to pack it up for the next use?
>>832873
Is this the inspiration for the it crowd Jenn internet episode?
>>835699
That looks like a baby T-1000
>yfw the "i'm not a robot" CAPTCHA's checkbox gets sinisterly more worrisome each passing day
>>836529
Bitch be stylin'
>>864775
stand alone complex was a eries and it had tachikoma end bits,
>>864354
No. I know the voices of a few of the many narrators for the turbo encabulator.
>>858149
>>wwww.youtube.com
that's part of modern ssl stripping. by spoofing a dns server you can make browsers not scream and no regular user would notice it. hsts doesn't protect against it first visit, but if it's in hsts cache it'd scream and throw scary errors.
so impractical in reality as most users probably visited youtube before on a non-manipulated connection, but still a neat PoC desu
>>858149
that looks like a kippo honeypot, it's got a few redesigned programs to print weird errors to confuse leethaxxors who "broke" in (root:admin). I got a few good ones on mine, but it's mostly chinese botnets that do that, or do nothing and then a few days later get a manual login with a real user who realises that "wget doesn't support any scheme".
Sometimes it's hilarious to see them try their best. apt-get installs packages and makes it appear the binary is installed afterwards, but it always generates a segfault upon running it. There's no editor installed and shell redirectors don't work. There's basically no way for them to run their code in the honeypot. All files that are attempted to be wgot are saved for analysis. It's mostly tarballs of perl IRC controlled DoS bots, by reading the source you can get into a few CnC IRC servers and chat with the owners if they don't ban you instantly.
>>864639
Eh, physics is just applied mathematics and chemistry is just applied physics.
And besides even some pure mathematics specializations such as game theory can have real world applications.
>>865728
Browsers can scream?
>>827902
I'm debating about taking cs classes just to develop a ui this classic.
>>865852
Classic autistic mathematician argument - "hurr physics is applied math, and chemistry is applied physics, and biology is applied chemistry, so everything is mathematics you see!"
In reality mathematicians invert spheres through the Nth dimension, while furiously masturbating to the newly found coordinates.
>>853903
>future
>$15 on steam
>>832873
Is she making fun of Brian Cox. Because she is talking EXACTLY like he does. Obviously he says the truth and knows about what he's talking about.
>>866184
She does too
How did mesopotamian knew they were mesopotamian if they didn't have clocks?
>alienopulos.jpg
>>856037
Here is the sauce, BTW, with awesome commentary
>>866290
I am retard, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtVpvzUF1Y
>>855088
Get back to me when they can land on a barge. SpaceX could have done that anyday,and they're closer to landing on a MOVING OBJECT SMALLER THAN A FOOTBALL FIELD.
Still, not bad, I guess
>>864639
Try getting to the moon without using math, then, my friend :^)
>>864343
I'm in tears.
>>866305
>clipping batteries to bolts to shoot a 9m
wow such technology
>>864762
never stops making me laugh
>>866305
post the one that the US army is developing, the one where they shoot a 100mm^2 block through 5 sheets of 2 cm steel plates
>>866906
meant 100mm^3
>>832873
Its/ a 7 bonger!
>>828010
Fuck. Me. That's actually incredible.
>>866305
>>866906
>>868211
>Show me a good time, Jack!
posting my boring webms
>>871030
Holy shit.
>>827902
Dat old-ass CRT man, hnng
>>835699
>The world's block delivery problems are solved
>>827898
aeiou
>>864065
>a force of a million pounds of pressure
Triggered
>>866906
>>866908
>Abusing SI prefixes and unit symbols
Triggered once more.
>>868216
>Abusing SI unit names
>Mixing unit systems
Triggered a third time
>>871019
what is this?
>>871269
Looks like an acrylic-oxygen hybrid rocket to me.
