I have the same thing, except the base is white.
Fun fact, and most knows, the thing doesn't shock, it just rumbles.
Let me help you op
>>825643
Are you sure? I've played with it before and definitely felt a shock because I held onto it. I think it would have to rumble very fast to emulate that, no?
>>825643
theres 2 versions. one for kids and one for adults.
>>825643
I had that same white one, and it fucking shocks you.
Don't spread misinformation.
>>825811
There is more Lincoln subbed?
The show ended.
>>826735
We have one that shocks. One drunken night it went through rigorous testing as a few of us thought it didnt shock, try wetting your hand first, It shocks you alot more!
>>825643
it vibrates really fast giving the feeling of being shocked.
>>825789
who is the one who gets shocked?
>>825816
>Amaenaideyo
Wow, I had completely erased this show from my memory.
>>825651
Can someone explain this one? Seems more enraging than funny
>>826974
Its a set-up. All those people are comedians trying to make the four outside try to laugh so that they are punished.
Gaki no Tsukai (a comedy group) do a yearly "No Laughing" show in which they have to spend 24 hours in a faux job with ridiculous scenarios and pranks, usually perpetrated by celebrities if not fellow comedians, that attempt to make them laugh. If and when they do, their names are called out and people rush in and spank them.
>>825705
I love those guys but that was stupid
>>826985
Yeah, I've actually watched a lot of their no laughing shows. This one particular scenario just doesn't seem funny to me though since it looks more painful or harsh than regular slapstick. Also, it's funny because he's getting punished for actually having a serious reason as opposed to the other guys, right?
>>825832
Is there a particular name for this GnT?
>>827118
Look at the metadata
>>827120
You clicked on my post's quote number, pressed 13 letter keys and the space bar three times, then clicked the "I'm not a robot" checkbox, completed the image selection process, then clicked the Post button...
and yet you came away without contributing anything as simple as saying the name of a GnT special. Wow. Thank you.
>>827132
>I'm a idiot
>I'm still using the shit captcha
All those webms have metadata, that with my own hands i put in it;
It exists for the exact purpose of making idiots stop asking.
If you don't know what metadata is, google is your friend.
>>827141
Oh, so you take the time to put information in an obscure spot where it will take people far more effort than necessary to check, instead of putting it in the filename, just so you can inflate your own sense of superiority by pretending that there's some lower class of users that are deemed "idiots" by you because they themselves have this wild notion that people wouldn't intentionally obfuscate information for the purposes of seeming "smart".
Gotcha. Carry on.
>>827009
That is the joke, yes, but I dont see how its any more harsh than lots of other stuff theyve pulled before. Have you seen their 24H Endurance Tag game? Or even the No Laughing Teachers where they thoroughly trash Endo's reputation? Brutal.
>>827174
check the metadata idiot
>>827174
so mad tho
post more of that oshima girl
>>827174
>Left click on filename
>Open in a media player like VLC
>The name of the file being played is the metadata
Life is just so fucking hard, isn't it?
>>825636
play it like a man and put the thing inside you
holding it is for cowards
>>827174
welcome to 4chan queermo
>>825636
>>825643
>>827174
>this wild notion that people wouldn't intentionally obfuscate information for the purposes of seeming "smart".
have you ever heard a doctor talk?
>>829397
lol what
is that even fun to play?
>>829506
Only when you put it un your anus.
>>826655
I want to try this
>>829397
No I do not wanna play a game
>>825705
When he looked on the tv he realized the MURDERER WAS HIMSELF
>>828809
SHE WAS RINA KAWAEI?
Damn,
I did not know it. I do not know why I like her a lot.
>>826655
This actually seems like a fun thing to do at a party
>>827616
>>831680
>>831775
What are they eating?
>>829784
Is that guy running in black spandex? Jesus.
>>825798
There's actually one that just rumbles and one that shocks. Don't try to debunk information when you don't know fully what you're talking about.
>>825789
I actually wouldn't be surprised if they used the rumble ones. There's a lot of tricks they do for these gameshows, like fake boards and blocks to break, fake wasabi, even "fake" hot water.
>>828987
>left click on filename
>it opens in a new tab
wew you are retarded
>>834722
Works in internet explorer, and in any case you're the dumb fuck who can't figure out how metadata works.
>>833937
These slopes do some seriously awkward and weird shit.
>>836904
I'll be the moron and ask...was this all planned? The fat one seemed legit pissed for a second.
>>836919
Maybe it's a real fight: style japanese.
Nah... It seems that at the last minute, the guy calmed down and they controlled the situation. I think.
>>838067
Shit nigga that's cute.
I have almost everything of "Gaki no tsukai" + the old stuff, if you want something in webm form just ask.
>>838613
Requesting Haunted Hotel when Matsumoto pissed in a cup.
>>838636
>>838682
You're the best. I love everything about this scene.
>>838700
I can do a version without sound if you want to post in another board.
get
>>838701
>>838703
It's cool, that request was mostly for me to be able to rewatch it without scanning through the episode looking through it when the itch comes up. Appreciate it the offer, though.
>you will never marathon all the batsu games for the first time ever again
>>836588
>this is gross
Fucking whore
>>827174
>use 4chan x
>hover over "title" in the file info bar
You're probably a newfag that doesn't use 4chan X though, considering you're stupid enough to still be doing image captcha.
>>838752
I'm doing it right now, i'm at the newspaper one
>>838801
not for the first time tho
>>838752
I know that feel. Right now I'm marathoning Kiki series.
>>838752
I'd like to see all the batsu games
>>838837
>>>/t/659081
there is batsu from 2000 to 2011
If you want to download "Kiki" don't use this torrent, search in the gnt site.
Daily bump
I don't know how I shoved 2m and half in 3mb
>>839992
I've see this before, it's AKB?
>>825636
I've tried this, to doesn't hurt at all. Even on max shock setting. Maybe I'm resistant, though, as I used to touch 12V farm fences as a kid.
>>835948
FUCKING KEK
>>840982
>>>/jp/14357947
>>840982
Looks more like Momoiro Clover
correct me if im wrong though
>>828811
what is in that spray?
>>825816
>matsu is 43 in this clip
that makes it over 10 years old
>>843766
He turned 52yo in this month
Where can I download these?
>>844116
really?, always thought he was 56 or something this year
>>844194
teamgaki.com
>>844269
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitoshi_Matsumoto
They might be editing this year batsu, normally his birthday is close to the batsu day.
>>838067
Shit nigga that's cute 2
>>841145
>Volt doesn't matter you know senpai.
>>825643
I had one of these in college. It shocks you. You probably owned a kid version.
>>826655
Nice game. Fun guaranteed.
>>844351
this is so good lmao
>>825806
Who are these chicks? Some Japanese girl band? The one who gets shocked is fine.
>>844896
Group is Nogizaka46
The girl is Inoue Sayuri
>>844908
Thank you
>>839986
tsundere service?
>>844940
I want to punch her in the face so bad
what's a really funny episode of akbingo?
this show seems funny
>>845254
This special has a lot of good clips from the first 2 years of the show:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1m08ii
>>846014 Anon, and one in which Kawaei Rina appears, please?¿' I like her.
Any show.
>>846109
>>838067
sauce?
>>831751
>Rage at the begining
Look at those real life genki-girls! Maybe there is some hope for 3DPD after all
>>836904
>when you forget to turn items off
>>845222
do you hate kawaii shit nigga? you got a dark heart bru
>>843479
Maaaaan, old AKBingo is so much better than all these new girls.
>>844351
I'm fucking dying
>>845254
http://halfassedsubs.tumblr.com/AKBingo
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo/edit#gid=0
all of the dokkiri, dodgeball and shoujiki shougi eps are pretty good.
>>846878
keyakitte, kakenai? ep 7 (not subbed yet)
girl is Imaizumi Yui
>>843820
What was the point of that, it cut off before the answer...
>>825643
>tfw you've fapped dry so much that you've calloused your hands to the point of not feeling electric shocks.
After discovering this, anon realized he had a responsibility to use these powers for topkek, and captain insulation was born
>>846944
Thank you
There's this japanese gameshow I saw on the internet a while ago, that was like hide and seek/tag over a huge area, where the people who get caught have to find other people too?
And the people who are 'it' had white masks on?
It had 'oni' in the name, I think
>>849895
Anyone know what it was fully called?
>>826876
both of them, if you press the button before the sound, it shocks you, then sounds it, so everyone else has to touch it, and the last one to do it gets shocked too.
>>850324
i usually get my asia stuff from avistaz.to
>>850564
thanks for the tip, time to binge watch haha
>>831751
She fucking cheated! How dare they allow this.
>>825643
hey I have one of these. Do you think its safe to use it as a prostate massager?
>>850564
do u mind telling us the title to the show?
>>850629
battle for money sentouchuu, the contestants are given 25000 cash and a ball, if they manage to out another player they get the cash that player was carrying
the other show is "run for the money" (tousouchu). its a if-tagged-you-are-out game. they need to keep away from the suited guys (androids) until the time limit is reached.
A lot of these Japanese reality shows border on torture and abuse. E.g.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi
Guy was stripped naked, left in an apartment and had to survive off magazine sweepstake winnings. He lived on dog food and rice for A YEAR. When he thought he could finally leave he took his blindfold off and he was in an exact replica of the same apart but in another country. Everything was filmed and it's one of the highest rated TV shows in Japanese history. The finale of the show they brought him out on stage and he was a mess. It took him six months to be able to hold a conversation afterwards.
>>851251
Sorry, that's innaccurate, they used to back in the 90s but they've toned down now mostly
>>832548
This one was actually translated (AKB:11:59 or something like that). I think it was a habanero flavored shaved ice, it was a spicy foods special.
>>845388
winey bitch
>>826735
it 100% shocks you. Adult version my ass
>>825651
Should of done Show hei HEI instead.
>>852189
I will make one in a second
I am not good at making webms,
>select file limit to 3 MB
>makes it 2 MB
>select file limit to 5MB
>makes it 3.3MB
>>853842
are you using 2pass? it has this power
>>852182
wow
>>829784
24hr endurance tag
>>825636
Reloaded made an appearance in today's Goboten too.
Aoi's celebration was the best.
>>854542
I live in Japan right now and I see this show all the damn time. Last time I watched, they had a bunch of dudes getting on a bus along with a bunch of Batman cosplayers. Those ISIS-looking pain freaks were spanking up a storm.
>>851251
Looked this up. Would recommend
>>851251
Earlier this year, in a SKE48 show (Ebi Calcio), two girls (Tani Marika and Matsumura "Kaotan" Kaori) did more or less the same. They were given school swimsuits to wear, and hardtack to eat though.
Nasubi himself appeared in the first episode.
... huh. It looks like it was deleted from youtube though. But I remember there was a google drive... here.
This is the show proper, which has excerpts of the Tani/Kaotan segments:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B0DtM6zrRF1CRWVoZVBwNU5VRmc
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BySIl88Up0qOdHZxc1hxMVVZUWc
This is the extended segments for Hulu (the Tani/Kaotan Nasubi-style segments):
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B0DtM6zrRF1CaG9kcmZybHBCUDA
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BySIl88Up0qOWHlUQjcxd3Z1OFk
Also, this isn't the first time they do it. In the previous SKE48 show of the series, Ebisho, Tani and Kaotan did a different challenge that also appeared in Denpa Shonen (the show where the Nasubi thing aired). They hitchhiked from the northernmost point of Japan back to Nagoya.
http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x45904
Of course, those challenges weren't as extreme as the original ones, but the love is still alive. And idols are for bullying.
Also, FOURTH EBI SHOW FUCKING WHEN!?
>>854542
>are you using 2pass? it has this power
No, I should give it a try though. I am only using the webm for retards program.
>>854882
Gaki no tsukai - aka downtown
What you saw was their once a year show they do on new years.
The batman cosplayers were double cheesecake and they are unsuccessful comedians
>>846877
Fosbury Flop isn't the only high jump form, you know.
Tried to, but couldn't compress this one to 4MB. It's 9.3MB.
https://madokami.com/4y8n4x.webm
>>826735
Well there you go, the adult version you're supposed to stick up your pooper
>>857319
You can calculate the bitrate:
>32768/time-audio
>4mb divided by time in seconds, minus audio bitrate.
>>857721
Whenever I encode using bitrate, it end up looking like shit.
I use qmin and qmax for that, but it was huge even going as high as qmin 30 and qmax 40, which was already showing some heavy artifacting, so... yeah.
>>857723
I don't think qmax and qmin works for vp8, use 2pass. If there is too much artifacts you can downsample to 1.5/2 of the original size (using with 2pass does the job too).
With 4mb limit you don't have too many choices.
>>857729
Even at 400k 2pass it was way over 4MB (4991kB to be exact), and of course, it looked like absolute garbage. And it's already 360p, so I don't know about making it even smaller in dimensions.
So again, just have the 9MB one:
https://madokami.com/4y8n4x.webm
But hey, if you can do better, please, feel free.
>>844351
when they had the two eat hot noodles straight out of the pot was good, same with the candle wax and slide and the air in butt arm wrestling
>>858362
wat
>>846923
not him but crybabies aren't cute to me, it crosses this line where you lose all dignity.
>>851253
how is that innacurate you mong. Everything he said actually happen. He never said "and they are still this brutal to this day"
he just said alot of these shows can be brutal.
>>857758
>>857319
>Madokami's dead
Fuck my life.
I managed to encode it at pretty much exactly 4MB (qmin 40, qmax 50, resized to 240p)... and it looks like absolute shit, but fuck it. Here.
Bump for more gaki no tsukai
>>836620
That's racist though.
>>829784
This was the best batsu game
>>854938
It looked mostly fake, as in they appeared at the set for a couple hours a week to film the bits.
And the shows can be brutal even today but only to "comedians" and starting ones. If you're idol you'll never see even a fraction of anything like that. Older comedian or some other sort of celebrity neither really.
Younger comedians get pretty much harassed and hazed, it's some sort of frat-like tradition amongst the comedians. But I think even amongst them it happens less and less. And idols and such have taken over comedy shows.
>>863350
How long did the girls officially stay in the room?
does anyone have that one with those guys in spandex holding a guy down while naked kids runs in and starts peeing on him?
>>854865
Reloaded hit today's Goboten too.
>>863350
They were unhealthily thin by the last episode though.
Check their arms in the first episode, and compare them to the last one.
>>863382
I don't remember, but their journal entries shown in the episodes have dates, I think.
But when they hitchhiked they took, like, 1 or 2 weeks, and the show itself lasted 3 months, so somewhere between that, I think.
>>862438
matsuko deluxe is the best
daily bump for more
>>827127
Matsumoto has hair....this must be from the 80s
Speaking of idols and people who did nothing wrong...
rip thread...
>>869794
Why?
>>875758
because thread is dieding
>>865365
He has hair right now though
>Live in Nara for a year.
>TV was just non stop fucking terribad variety shows where you didn't even know when one started and the other ended or shows about Ramen stores.
Where the fuck were the Gameshows when I was there? Japanese TV was awful.
>>862427
Does anyone have a raw audio soundbite of that stinger?
My brother would love it for a notification
>>841145
"the shock is so powerful i'm falling on the ground but let me fix my skirt meanwhile"
>>852166
confirmed
Kumamon is alpha. as. fuck.
>>825636
I've started watching Gaki No Tsukai thanks to this thread. So far, the funniest parts are when the events involve the MCs rather than them just watching the sketches.
Are all the comedians on this show perverts? It seems Endo has affairs regularly and I just found out that Hamada also cheated on his wife (I know he's a sadist, but that's going a bit too far). I feel more and more sorry for Endo's ex Chiaki each passing year, but particularly in pic related scene, having to sit there and listen to her ex's perverted nature then revealing her own stories of torment for the sake of comedy. Funny as hell though, all cheaters should be publicly humiliated like this.
>>878152
Don't feel bad for Chiaki
>>878193
Why not? Did she cheat on him?
>>878195
She obviously enjoys being on these shows. She is only here because she chooses to be. She is in multiple Batsu's and other skits and seems to love it.
Anybody have the Batsu Game from (I believe) Downtown, where Masamuto's ID was a gorilla?
>>825636
>That arc at 22 seconds.
>>838067
shit nigga thats cute 3
>>846931
agreed
>>846944
finally i can watch the missing eps! thank you
>>878981
Fantastic. Now I just need to find it. That's the 2011 Batsu, correct?
>>879133
Yes, iirc, it was when they just got to the rest room, the manager handed out the IDs before they opened drawers, etc.
Have to watch them again myself, looking forward to this years.
>>879224
Found it (thanks, Reddit) and it's just as fantastic as I remember it. A real shame that they're posted to Dailymotion, though I'll bet they're ripped down off of jewtube instantly.
>>879528
What's wrong with DM? Like you said, YT would remove them immediately, the lesser-known site means they stay up longer.
Does anyone know where I can watch these shows live? It would be interesting to see the full 6-hour special.
>>880170
I can't time-tag on DM like YT, so if I wanted to post a moment to someone else I'd have to tell them to move to a timecode or extract and webm/reupload it.
It's not so much that there's an issue with DM (It's a fine alternative), but rather it's not as feature rich as jewtube.
>>839990
I could watch that on loop all day.
Why are asian game shows so much better than ones in the US?
>>882524
The people on them are the lowest tier of celebrity, rather than random people from the public, is the main thing. Instead of the entire responsibility to make it entertaining being on the host and the editing, they can rely on the actually training, humor, interesting or silly talents, etc, from the performers.
>>832586
I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE FROM ONE OF MY ANIME FUCKING CARTOONS WHAT
>>829784
got where the kids starts peeing on him?
Gaki tonight friends!
>>882541
Go watch Sore ga Seiyuu.
VAs also narrate variety.
Sugita, for example, narrated the entirety of SKE48's Ebi Friday.
>>883433
I'm sad that I wasn't able to watch it live. Hopefully it will be translated soon.
>>883433
I thought the 'autoaim' wasn't true until I attempted to team kill on halo. Then came the quest to remove the crutch and git gud. Learning to play without it actually made me better with the controller and just a little witht he mouse.
Mouse was always better to begin with though.
>>883433
itao is the most based gaki
>>881866
Of course Tanaka likes this, he is a massive pervert.
>>885509
Why are most idols so horrible at english? or do we just only see the bad ones, it seems like they could do better fanservice if they could talk to int. fans
>>885604
Because most idols are teenagers who don't have time to work and study at the same time. Also, there's so many of them that it's almost impossible for them to gain much notoriety outside of Japan.
>>825651
rippoff of that Monty Python bit
>>885604
You're being shown the bad ones on purpose.
Takayama (next to the dude in that clip) and Akimoto Manatsu (who is in the episode too) are actually pretty good. Manatsu in particular got... was it a 98% or something in a test they took that episode? It was in the 90s IIRC.
It's just that Maaya has proven to be kinda retarded, up to the point she comes with genius stuff like in that clip.
>>825705
I've heard the exact same story on YogPod.
>>885509
Where can I watch this?
>>886133
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/user/akbg/search/nogieigo/1
>>853842
This and the guy yelling ZET were the ones that got me laughing the most
>>839986
i cant handle this, my heart.
>>845388
Dear god, she's like a female Heipo
>>885587
That's Hamada, though.
>>886838
This is priceless, they were genuinely surprised.
