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>>455445
What are all those white artifacts?
>>459643
I would love some source on that.
>>466156
This newfag meant to say:"I would love the sauce on that." .....so make with the sauce already OP
>>455445
You like clowny artifacts, admit it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3jySFbIKIM
>>466156
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carousel_%28advertisement%29
i reverse imaged search the webbum
>>459643
That's from a 50 cent song
>>473685
I would fucking die.
>>477352
Now that's a tumblr gif.
>>488649
That looks so goddamn familiar but I can't place it. It's a nightmare sequence from some movie, right? What movie?
Clowns are so fucking creepy.
>>495918
where is this from?
>>498470
Bewilder house
anyone got the clown from american horror story?
>>488646
This is legitimately the only thin in this thread that's creeped me out. I don't know why, but clowns just... don't scare me.
needs more clowns
>>455788
They're called master artifacts. They're superior to all other artifacts.
>>473682
Source
>>489276
Ice Cream Man
It had Clint Howard in it.
animatronic Joker
>>511507
DMpranks on youtube
>>489276
I know this might not be it, but this film was one of the films Something Awful reviewed back when they were doing reviews of bad movies and I think this scene is specifically discussed.
>>477352
Den gauntlets.
>>488646
sauce?
Pagliacci
>>516652
thats pretty creepy
>>522145
I think Pagliacci must be the only opera I actually recognize.
Fear of Clowns.
>>488643
You're making kids cry, brah.
I feel like i'm the only one in the world not afraid of clowns. i can see why you would be afraid but, i am just not. anyone else?
Does anyone have a gif of the IT clown using technology?
never liked clowns anyway.
>>564873
I'm not. I kinda feel the same way you do.
So anons, what would you say is the reason clowns are such a common denominator for phobias?
[spoiler]Man, I really wish I had saved that webm I had of the Klown girls with inflating tits[/spoiler]
>>492653
fact. Clowns hate water.
>>599733
I don't think anyone's ever really determined for sure, or even if it can be known for sure.
One theory I've heard that at least sounds interesting is that some young kids just aren't yet able to deal with makeup and masks. Like it takes a certain point of development before a kid can really grasp the concept of a fake face over somebody's real face. So for some kids whose brains maybe take a bit longer to reach that point, clowns freak them out on some deep, uncomprehending level, and that the memory of that fear might stick with people.
I don't know, I never really felt much about clowns one way or the other. I vaguely remember pretending to like them as a kid after I learned that my little sister was afraid of them.
Damn, this thread is 273 days old
>>466158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRZgYDY93go
Shawn crahan is the best clown
>>599776
Some of them actually did the shit kicked out of them while doing these pranks, it's dangerous making the internet laugh these days.
>>492653
He should have went for the clown with the violin. It was the least dangerous weapon.
>>599733
I don't know why clowns are viewed as being so scary. Perhaps it's the way they sort of dehumanize the person with all the makeup.
I can tell you that part of the original idea behind clowns is that circuses used to buy children to use as workers for their traveling show. These kids were slaves. To mark them as circus owned, they would cut their lips open a bit wider. These kids would then dress up in colorful costumes and wear makeup on their faces to hide the cuts while they entertained guests.
After learning that, I can't look at clowns as anything other than a sign of humanity's dementia.
test
>>644559
Source on this?
>>644559
whyboner.jpg
>>644559
I've discovered a fetish I never knew I had. Must have source to quench my desire to bone a clown.
>>644559
For the love of god sauce.
>>585775
Notice how he looks directly at the audience and says "BREAKFAST"
Now, notice how your pants are full of pee.
>>646668
Fuckin great, now I gotta go look up clown porn. Real nice, buddy.
>>599776
At the end of the video this is from, someone drew a knife on the guy dressed as a clown.
>>488644
American Head Charge. My adolescence was filled with their music. Shame they don't make any more.
>>644559
Thank you, now I don't need to do this webm myself
Happy Birthday, thread!!!
>>455445
No thank you
>>647546
Yeah, if I had a fear of clowns, I would have lost it right here.
I just filled the fucking cup.
>>687330
Changing the filename is not going to make that webm any better.
>>582178
if i had to sell eveything i own but was allowed to keep one film, uncle buck would be top of the list
>>488652
knuckles?
>>695039
remember next time your in the shower.. shit on pennywise
>>644559
pixi payasita - google it enjoy - maximum fetish thing... really it has to be put a lot of work to make it fucking happen
I guess nobody likes clowns.
I effing love the clown thread
>>695045
I piss in the shower so I can't really blame him for wanting to kill me.
stayin' alive
>>571351
http://www.slashfilm.com/footage-surfaces-from-suppressed-jerry-lewis-holocaust-movie-the-day-the-clown-cried/
>>455445
>>644559
>>647546
balls deep in that
>>594646
>>507639
>>492653
>>473682
>>577623
this is great for Halloween
>>740343
although you could wind up getting shot.
>>488652
Green Door , like the first porno
>>459432
Ip
>>459643
that was a ride from start to finish. could i get this in the form of a full length film? thanks.
>>644559
I wonder if she honks when you fuck her.
>>756920
this
>>758965
Up
>>601598
saw IT as a kid, scarred me for life. Especially this scene.
>>781692
Bunp
>>790574
Based
>>599791
Well yeah, their makeup would run, and it would be difficult to swim with their shoes. Gotta watch out for the more advanced clowns on the hierarchy who can summon up inflatable animal boats to chase after you.
>>601614
No matter how terrifying it can be, I can't help but think in the back of my mind that it is Tim Curry in clown make up.
>>756958
11/10
Whoever is keeping this thread alive- this is one of the most impressive acts of dedication I have seen online.
Not productive, but impressive nonetheless. 490 goddamn days.
>>832115
That fucking song man.
So fucking good.
Was he in the second one?
>>514507
Happy Birthday Post!
this is still up?!
>>847877
yes, idiot.
>>847877
Why wouldn't it be?
>>492653
I wonder if he can claim charges for his broken cell phone + important data on it + other damage or loss to things in his wallet and pockets?
>>473685
How are the cameras getting those shots?
what's with all the shitty low fps tumblr gifs in this thread
>>848230
No idea
>>847877
No, it's in your mind.
>>455445
BUMP BECAUSE THIS IS THE OLDEST THREAD
can't stop won't stop
>>577620
Who is this? (From the last frame)
>>865979
Sarah Hyland
This thread is almost TWO years old
>>636561
That's bullshit and you should feel bad for lying on the internet like that
>>455445
Dude, is that Killer Clowns From Outer Space?!
>>869582
Yes.
bumpin this old ass thread back to page 1
>>871125
who is this?
>>874857
mudvayne
>>873117
Same
>>529066
My sides.
I love people with this absurd fear to concrete things. Thanks for make me laugh.
2016
>>883193
Phobias by their very nature are irrational.
If it's rational, it's not a phobia. You can't have a phobia of tigers if you live in a village that suffers tiger attacks. That's just common sense.
An eskimo who lives in fear of tiger attack, however, has tigerphobia. Or whatever. Because it's not reasonable to have that fear in that situation.
So you can't really blame people for having a phobia; by definition they can't use rationality to overcome it. It's like asking a diabetic to stop having insulin problems.
>>885644
Rise
Wtf this thread has been active for over a year
>>898809
and this surprises you why?
>>898834
Because thats a long ass time for a fucking clown thread on wsg
>>891393
Thank you
>>488645
Even though this was able to get past the censors, that's still a little too on-the-nose.
>>488650
>I'm every nightmare you've ever had.
Even the one with the Nazi Dolphin porn?
>>551744
>You all taste so much better when you're afraid.
I guess a mixture of urine and cold sweats does make great seasoning.
>>616508
The black guy would survive the apocalypse.
>>695045
Pretty sure Pennywise would be into that.
141 images and no Mr. Bungle? Dudes made a new genre out of clown music.
>>901807
Well, you could, you know, do something about that.
>>901807
Just for you dude
>>690395
Source?
Also, more Sweettooth.
>>907597
Yes please
>thread from July 2014
Jesus Christ.
>>915176
NEW LAD DETECTED
Honk :o)
>>917062
;o)
HONK
>>918406
im so sad i never got into space station, there are awesome storys about it
>>921481
Thank you anon.
>>924337
This
Will this thread live on forever until the end of time?
>>938660
I hope it does.
>>939530
Still a few post until 300 bump limit.
>>941703
Good
>>473685
Fake and gay.
>>492653
My dream it is that a day, a guy beats up a clown. I would find that funny. But everything people are afraid.
>07/11/14(Fri)13:07:22
holy fuck this thread started 2 years ago
http://clown-123.deviantart.com/art/Clown-581672238
>>948588
Not bad.
>>947832
Is almost ending.
>>964223
>>644559
>New fetish
How about Hentai
>>957128
>implying the mods won't delete posts to keep the thread from hitting bumplimit
>>644559
That's a pretty straightforward and obvious "magic" trick.
The white feather duster is pre-loaded in the tube. The purple one pushes it down so she can grab the handle.
Fuck, the more I watch it the more obvious and stupid the trick this.
>>964223
>>964795
>>964798
Mooooooooooooom
Holy fuck this thread is like an archeological dig of the internet. How the fuck is this still alive, it hasn't even been spammed of minion memes or anything.
>>964647
Who knows.
>>965937
1. Post something
2. The thread gets bumped
3. Delete the post
4. Repeat
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Keep this thread alive
all good things end
samefag
dont be sad, get glad
bump limit incoming...
the samefag cries
Don't be afraid...
9 more
It's ok for this to happen
time to die
couple moreeeeee
y0l0
CRASHING
THIS
THREAD
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
>>492653
God I hate pranks
>>495918
spooked
>>976761
Pretty much.
Goodnight.
I feel like this thread need something. To celebrate its longevity. Like someone should have MADE a clown video as tribute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeGpQDQvkK8
goodbye
Wake me up
RIP
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>983690
New thread
>>983697
Yeah, but it won't be the same.
I don't even really care about clowns, except maybe clown porn. I just bookmarked this thread because been coming here every 2-3 days for almost 2 years.
