>your favourite movie quotes
Blade Runner
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
>>1164788
>KANEDA! WHAT CAN YOU SEE?!
Shame I haven't found any longer gifs / webms of Sunshine.
"Booye booye booye booye booye booye" - Tom Waits.
>>1164788
Mine is actually by Pinhead, too.
"Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Spy Kids 2: Do you think God lives in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He created? - Dr. Romero
>>1164788
That was the best part of Inferno.
Also, I don't care what people say, I loved Frances Ha.
>>1165913
> Capitalizing the pronoun refering to his god
Pathetic. With capital P
>>1165922
(You), with capital Y
>>1164788
"fuck em if they cant take a joke"
- John Tavolter in brocken arrow
this quote was followed by him activating a nuclear warhead
>You should clone yourself.
>Why's that?
>So you can go fuck yourself!
-Some Schwarzenegger movie
>>1165972
The Sixth Day, maybe?
>>1165972
I remember that, great scene.
"Take some shooting lessons, asshole."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZfva5xDNLU
>>1164788
Such an underrated series of movies
>>1166165
This movie is so great.
Gotta rewatch it
>>1164926
Don't post tumblr gifs here.
>>1166925
Great movie
not my favorite quote but it's the only one I have in webm form
>>1167300
>>1167321
Source?
>>1167343
Person of Interest
>>1167347
>Person of Interest
Thank you.
>>1167325
Sauce
>>1167261
It's still funny. It's still fucking funny.
>>1167383
Dune
>>1164788
>>1166202
The first two and bloodlines I liked.
>>1164926
>>1167584
what movie?
>>1167626
god I forget how young and ignorant some of you cunts are...
Blade Runner. Fantastic film.
Maaaan, I wish my VLC wasn't being such a bitch, I could contriboot. Oh well, I like what's been put here so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A
Sorry I can't into webm
>>1167663
Watching it again I really hate the music
Here dis is.
>>1167261
Someone post the one with the plane sounds. Shit is hilarious.
>>1167584
I remember first seeing this film when I was 5 on TV. The atmosphere got me so much I never forgot it and have probably seen it more than 20 times since. Gorgeous.
>>1167383
Ah to be young
>>1167325
I liked the film.
>>1167928
Classic!
>>1167584
Wow rthis is pretty good. Is this from a TV show? Graphics look kind of bad and grainy. Is this new?
>>1167325
![Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass [HD].webm](https://i.imgur.com/DwvSdwu.jpg "Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass [HD].webm")
>>1167955
>Horror and desolation of war.
What the fuck kind alternative Norse mythology is this?
>>1167955
That movie had so much badly sewn CGI and such a bad plot that I wonder if all the people praising it really liked it or it was just the marketing hype.
>>1167965
One where they're aliens. I don't like it either, though; being a Norse God is about knowing war never ends and your death is written in stone.
>>1164788
>>1168002
it's marketing hype
>>1168137
Fucken Stamper. Frather gets me every time.
>>1164788
>This is what you get for asking for water at McDonalds and then filling it with lemonade.
>>1164788
>Hellraiser: Inferno
You're a good man, anon
All my favorites come from this movie.
>>1167321
Good fucking taste. Harold is one of the best characters on television.
>>1167303
Fuck you Hemingway and your bullshit run-on sentences.
>>1167692
Thirteenth Warrior, love it
>There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
>>1168340
not posting this
>The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
>>1166925
"thief" if i recall right. Indeed a great movie!
>>1167935
"they live" master piece
>>1165211
Based Tom Waits
Hippy kicking gays, mother lover. - Bruce the Shark
>>1167321
>there are more possible games of chess than there are atoms in the universe
False, faggot. Go is more complex. We JUST made some supercomputers that can beat a human at Go. Chess has been defeated for like twenty years.
>>1167261
>>1167261
Why does this just never cease to be funny?
>>1165921
Heck, having watched all of them recently I found inferno to be one of the better ones.
After watching 3/4 which were pure dogshit and hardly had that unnerving feeling of the original 2 at all, 5 was proper unnerving and even scary at parts. A shame they ballsed it up with 6 again. And don't even get me started on Deader/Hellworld or revelations.
>>1164788
LEON
https://www.youtube.com/embed/vbtNJIWldJk?rel=0&start=508&end=528&autoplay=1
Mathilda: I don't wanna lose you, Leon.
Léon: You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. And you'll never be alone again, Mathilda. Please, go now, baby, go. Calm down, I'll meet you at Tony's in an hour, I love you, now go, go now
>>1167054
based Hemingway.
>>1167935
Miss you Roddy. Miss you everyday.
>You got your Dirt in my Hydro!
You your Hydro in my Dirt!
>>1168758
>Don's shades
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>1167319
i-is that Hillary????
>>1167584
One of my favourite films of all time this seen is absolute classic.
>>1167935
I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. And I am all out of bubblegum.
>>1168686
Yeah, but those computers dont check every possible move. They learn which moves are likley to be made by the human and which moves would counter it. Making a computer that actually checks every single move to get the mathmatically perfect move would be impossible with todays technology (Maybe with quantum computing in the future, maybe). Basically they do what Humans do and just remember which moves have worked for them in the past. It's just that they probably have 8 Petabytes of storage or something stupid like that, so they have a lot more experiences to pull from. Dude in webm was kinda right telling his robot friend to just make a move instead of waiting for the perfect one.
>>1168689
>dess
>>1168843
RIP in peace Mako.
>>1165946
But the first letter is a (
>>1170011
What's this show with Jeff Daniels?
>>1168843
Yes, that *is* the Samurai Jack voiceover guy.
>>1168455
source?
>>1170057
damn
>>1170057
absolute savage.
>>1170113
The Newsroom
>>1167437
does anyone have more House of Cards? I would love to start a thread dedicated to that amazing show.
>>1167325
>not I WILL KILL HIM!
>not appreciating Sting at maximum ham
Good movie, though. All kinds of ridiculous.
>>1168461
Unfortunately the visual is just a black highway, which doesn't make a good webm (but makes a great everything else). And the deleted scene version for it is just retarded (John becomes a Senator who can apparently get things done -- and I thought time-travelling robots were unrealistic!)
>>1170057
Shouldn't have cut off the part where she stands (unless the cheesy-ass music cuts in -- then it would be appropriate).
>>1167692
fear is the mind killer
>>1167933
After reading the books, that looks terrible
>>1170543
It was made for TV.
>>1167046
Such great bro and sis bantz
>>1168340
What a load of bs. A human woman thinks no man can measure up to fatherhood, yet I bet she thinks she's a stellar mother.
>>1167261
I loose it in unison as soon as he does the bane voice
>>1167315
I don't care what anyone says i love those adaptations of the dan brown books.
>>1170437
/thread
>>1167265
Underrated
>>1168177
i remember liking this movie. i just found it on tv at random and sat through the hole thing.
>>1167340
Just a few more years, soon the world will be the wasteland.
>>1167921
I miss when Varys and Tyrion were useful....
>>1170194
Mako
>>1170250
>>1170264
>>1170057
The west wing had some pretty awesome shit
AT NIGHT THEY FLY, YOU BETTER RUN. THESE WINGED THINGS ARE NOT MUCH FUN.
IN THE JUNGLE YOU MUST WAIT UNTIL THE DICE READ FIVE OR EIGHT.
A TINY BITE CAN MAKE YOU ITCH. MAKE YOU SNEEZE, MAKE YOU TWITCH.
THIS WILL NOT BE AN EASY MISSION. MONKEYS SLOW HE EXPEDITION.
HIS FANGS ARE SHARP, HE LIKES YOUR TASTE. YOUR PARTY BETTER MOVE, POST-HASTE.
THEY GROW MUCH FASTER THAN BAMBOO, TAKE CARE OR THEY'LL COME AFTER YOU.
A HUNTER FROM THE DARKEST WILD, WILL MAKE YOU FEEL JUST LIKE A CHILD.
DON'T BE FOOLED, IT ISN'T THUNDER. STAYING PUT WOULD BE A BLUNDER.
A LAW OF JUMANJI HAVING BEEN BROKEN, YOU WILL SLAP BACK EVEN MORE THAN YOUR TOKEN.
EVERY MONTH AT THE QUARTER MOON, THERE'LL BE A MONSOON IN YOUR LAGOON.
BEWARE OF THE GROUND FOR WHICH YOU STAND, THE FLOOR IS QUICKER THAN THE SAND.
THERE IS A LESSON YOU WILL LEARN, SOMETIMES YOU MUST GO BACK A TURN.
NEED A HAND? WELL, JUST YOU WAIT.
WE'LL HELP YOU OUT, WE EACH HAVE EIGHT.
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE WITH MUCH AT STAKE, BUT NOW THE GROUND BEGINS TO QUAKE.
End of the line, Sonny Jim. Game's up. Start running.
No.
Aren't you afraid?
I'm terrified. But my father says you should always face what you're afraid of.
Good lad. You're finally acting like a man. Any last words?
Jumanji.
Eh?
JUMANJI.
>>1171186
glad it's still in the top 15 or so rated TV shows on IMDB, sheen is amazing.
>>1171243
fucking kill yourself
>>1170551
I hope some day we get a decent Dune movie....
some day
>>1164998
I just recently watched Sunshine actually and it was really good, someone should post more webms if they have some.
>>1170577
The adaptations are fine -- people were more annoyed about the plot of the books (and thus movies) themselves. And for good reason -- obviously Catholics were offended, but everybody should be offended at how fucking retarded it is.
Of course there's absolutely nothing wrong with liking/loving an entertaining movie with a retarded plot. I liked The Core, Speed Racer, etc.
>>1171186
Except when Sorkin gets all preachy and has to add the sappy music to go along with it. He does it even more in Newsroom.
>>1167437
Amazing scene
>>1167933
The movie It's like an insult to the work of Frank Herbert.
>>1171243
the.gayest.show.on.earth.
>>1167054
That movie was fun except that everyone was a ridiculous caricature of themselves. It was kind of pathetic.
>>1171824
>your life
XD
>>1168686
according to popular science, if you multiplied together the number of hairs on the heads of every human being, the number of grains of sand, and the number of atoms in the universe, you would still have a number much less than the number of different chess games.
>>1168002
Kenneth Branagh directed it - famous for making all of the best theatrical interpretations of Shakespeare's works. Thor is a theatrical interpretation of a comic book character presented as a film, complete with the drama you see in theater, especially emphasized by the focus on conflicts of blood. You probably wouldn't see any similarities between Thor and the hubris of King Lear or the jealousy of Othello, but then again you've probably never read a book outside of school.
You probably didn't know any of that because you're a barely coherent, shit-spewing twelve year old on the internet who thinks his opinion matters just because he has a place to voice it.
If you don't like something, say it, but let's not pretend that you have even the faintest understanding of what makes a plot 'good', or how to write dialogue that resonates, or how to film a scene in a way that makes the audience connect with the violent emotions of the characters.
It's completely possible you'll reply with a well-thought out, insightful rebuttal, but if I had to guess, you're going to resort to name calling because it's the only thing you learned in school - how to be an ignorant loud mouth that can't carry on a conversation.
>>1167928
Translation:
>Roseline caught herself a fine trout, and her brother gave her a gift of wolf pelts
>>1167584
God I love this movie so much
>tfw the sequel is probably going to be shit
>>1168626
This movie fucked me up after watching it
Excellent writing, excellent acting
>>1167277
oh i just got the multiplying joke now...
>>1170589
overrated
>>1168416
>>1167347
Person of interest has some good moments but the show is so badly done it's hard to enjoy them. It's bad at character, bad at plot (deus ex machina is just an normal episode ending at this point with some shitty rabbit out of the hat twist at the end). Bad Guys are laughably evil and chaotic and the action, oh God the action. It's as bad as an old James Bond movie without the cheesiness, the charm or the allure.
To this day I don't know why I haven't stopped watching before the current season. The scene where Root and Shaw try to have sex was the last straw. It was so fucking cringy I had to stop the episode mid-viewing and delete the entire folder.
>>1167340
This movie was so good at atmosphere it actually carried it through a plot that was deceptively simple.
>>1170696
me too... But they are still fun to watch when they are in the same room.
>>1168180
The best.
>>1171243
what the fuking...so glad I never watched this drivel
>>1171959
The director is a cool guy at least.
>>1170011
>Lists shitty educational statistics
>American education system run by leftists
I don't think any writer on that show is smart enough to get irony.
>>1171243
That's utter shit.
>>1166925
best scene in that film
>>1167046
maggie gylanhall was a cutie back then...
>>1167321
>there are more possible games of chess than there are atoms in the universe.
IE: There are more possible games of chess than a functionally infinite number
This is beyond retarded.
>>1167626
would you ever fuck off brenden
>>1173163
Universe isn't infinite faggot by all laws of physics and mathematics (this is ridiculously rigorously well-established), even if it turns out that it's larger than the observable horizon. The number of atoms in the observable universe is a known order of magnitude, no matter how much dark matter or black holes or shit is found (none are atomic (i.e. baryonic (or close enough)), and any other types of unobserved baryonic matter will not be enough to change the order of mag).
>>1172059
I agree PoI was way overrated. Especially shitty as a serial, but did have some decent sci fi elements. I think you're wrong about the characters being bad, other than the main dude, who should have died (he was apparently supposed to be offed in Season 4 instead of Shaw, but Shahi got preggers). Root/Shaw was a fucking fantastic relationship though pretty much until this season, but the sex scene itself was actually pretty satisfying in that it was sensibly violent, and that the ep turned out to be fake.
>>1167261
Seriously I'm dying why is this even funny
>>1167942
Scene makes me cry everytime
>>1170696
I miss when they actually had some good lines like that.
Now its becoming a political drama organiced like a sitcom.
>>1171771
Oh my god, what a punchable twat
>>1167240
Source?
>>1167321
how many possible games of chess are there?
Aren't there infinite if he is talking about moves alone? A game of chess doesn't have to end, does it?
>>1173313
JoJo, from the looks of it. Part 4 maybe.
>>1173317
There are some rules about ending chess games depending on the number of peices left and what they are. Also i think there is one where if either side doesn't take a piece for 30 turns they will call it a tie.
Not a webm, but if anyone has one, that'd be great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPC--EbsfyQ
Skeletor:
>Yes. I feel it. The power fills me.
>Yes, I feel the universe within me.
>I am--I am apart of the cosmos. It flows--flows through me.
>Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people, they are NOTHING to me. The universe is POWER! Pure, unstoppable POWER! And I am that force! I am that power!
>Kneel before your master! Fool. You are no longer my equal. I am more than man. More than LIFE.
>I. Am. A . God.
>Now. You. Will. KNEEL!
>no homolust
>>1167584
Was it really improvised though?
>>1170057
This and Newsroom or whatever are so contrived. It's some left leaning guy writing "witty" dialogue.
>>1173313
The Warriors
>>1173496
True but this specific clip makes an irrefutable point
>>1173110
The structure is mostly the problem, which is cultural. Also Republicans block school funding every year.
But liberal unions protect teachers who don't teach. So basically everyone is retarded.
>>1173110
>Yet the best education outcomes in the world are in countries with far more leftist political systems than the U.S. (and before you spout racist shit, keep in mind rural white Americans are just as retarded if not more than poor urban blacks.)
>>1167340
Why are those Orks white?
>>1167931
>>1171967
>IT'S ALL IN HIS HEAD LMAOXD
>>1168843
>Conan the Barbarian
F U C K Y E S
>>1173663
Great criticism
I didn't have the original, but it is still gold
>>1167928
I think Hot Fuzz was my favorite of his movies. Took the piss out of both british cop shows and village dramas.
>>1173829
>I think Hot Fuzz was my favorite of his movies
Same.
>>1168564
gotta say, the guy has presence. Every cameo I've seen has been great.
Too bad he can't sing.
>>1170011
>worst. generation. ever.
love that meme
>>1171855
Wasn't that part of the point? All we know of these people is a ridiculous caricature. The further and further we get away from them in time, the more they will be seen as their outlines.
>>1173863
Either that or Woody Allen, and the actors, were fanboying it about the twentieth century's great artists.
>>1167907
>Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment
No they don't. If you take a population of deer and wolves and kill all the wolves, the deer will multiply until they've exhausted the entire food supply in their area
>>1170011
So many inaccurate statements in that speech, can't believe it got so much praise
>>1174107
And then the deer will die off and the food will return
>>1174119
Same thing happens with humans, we have famines all the time. In either case there's no "instinct" to form an equilibrium, it's just "reproduce as much as you can"
>>1174119
thats not instinctively establishing equilibrium, thats doing what they usually do but while starving to death
>>1167240
As a Manhattan resident who has been to Coney Island quite a few times, I loved this movie. There's also a scene when a group is running in Harlem and they run by a Pizza shop. That Pizza shop is still up and running to this day!
>>1174119
Right, it's mathematics, not instinct. The deer will reproduce and deplete resources by sheer greed -- that's their instinct -- until they hit carrying capacity, which by the way will in this displacement scenario continually decrease while resources are depleted by the artificially overpopulated deer, thus the deer will not only lack nutrients for reproduction, but will starve to death en masse and not recover until resources return, Species can and do become extinct in this process.
Also note the damage from invasive species. Those introduced by humans are well-documented, but invasions happen by accidental migration all the time in longer timescales, and plenty of species get wiped out that way. For example, a shitload of megafauna were wiped out in Australia well after the Ice Age but well before humans arrived.
>>1167299
this was fantastic simply because they didn't do Stallone's silly version. It was simple, it was meaningful, and it was Dredd.
>>1167277
I wanna fuck that rabbit.
>>1173603
>1. South Korea - Constitutional Republic
>2. Japan - Constitutional Monarchy
>3. Singapore - Parliamentary Republic
>4. Hong Kong - Chinese State (Communist)
>5. Finland - Parliamentary Constitutional Republic
>6. UK - Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy
>7. Canada - Parliamentary Democracy/Constitutional Monarchy
>8. Netherlands - Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy
>9. Ireland - UK State (Monarchy)
>10. Poland - Parliamentary Republic
Keep in mind Americans like yourself are fucking retarded for talking out their ass.
>>1173582
It's not irrefutable at all. It's highschool-tier, agenda-driven biblical interpretation which not only assumes the Bible to be a literal text (an idea that is almost universally rejected by theologians throughout history) but also completely ignores the existence of the New Testament which supersedes much of what is being referred to.
It's propaganda, nothing more. It begins by mischaracterising the conservative position as "beause the Bible says so!", despite the wealth of jurisprudential arguments and historical antecedents of which it is actually comprised, and then procedes to tear down this self-made strawman by pronouncing a selective and shallow interpretation of the Bible. The purpose of the scene is clear--make religious and/or conservative beliefs seem ignorant and irrational while making their opposition seem learned and rational. It's utterly contrived.
>>1174782
Guys it's just lost in translation guys. The same way that the entire of Islam is lost in translation, they dont ACTUALLY want you to burn your mother for being a witch, it's just a metaphore. Also, conservative positions actually are just "because the bible said so". That is litterally all it comes down to every time.
"Oh you cant do that, it's immoral"
"Who said it is immoral"
"Me"
"Where do you get your moral guidlines from"
"The bible"
>>1174778
>Poland
lol
>>1174778
My fucking mistake. Singapore has politics/policies that are right-of-center.
Look up the politics in RoK and Japan, dumbass -- they're left of the US.
>>1174778
>Ireland - UK State (Monarchy)
what
>>1174782
Your big words have not impressed me. Your ridiculous defense makes me want to bitch slap you right into your supposedly promised afterlife.
>>1174816
Without a Supreme moral being their is no rational reason to act not out of supreme self interest.
>>1170011
>178th in infant mortality
Is there somebody that wants to be number one?
>>1167046
didnt realize maggie gyllenhaal was also in the movie until now. Funny thing that she plays his sister.
>>1173863
The only movie I watched from Woody Allen and I loved it, but I don't want to watch the other ones somehow.
>>1174107
yeah you saw that thread about the yellowstone park right?
>>1173625
#Orkssowhite
>>1174912
This reminds me of the seventh seal that I have to watch one of these days.
source btw?
>>1175112
Google the words dude seriously.
>>1175114
yeah already found it. was retarded to ask.
>>1164788
From American Psycho:
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
>>1175124
This is a single fuck. It is my gift to you.
>>1174991
Is this satire?
>>1167261
>>1174991
ye, people can't come up with moral guidelines on their own. Impossible.
>>1174912
One could argue (very very basically) there is justice innate in physics, or natural laws that apply equally to equal things. Thus the fallacy is in associating such concepts with something material, whereas a construct as completely theoretical (but actually physically required, 1:1) as a law is no less real.
>>1175203
That's... actually a pretty good Bane, acting-wise.
>>1175124
uhm... a tad edgy perhaps?
>>1175263
>uhm...
Kill yourself.
But first watch American Psycho. It's his character through and through.
>>1167265
Was that written by the same guy who did Independence Day? Bill Pullman did a better job with such tripe.
>>1173224
That does not change how stupid that saying is, because it is ALWAYS used wrongly. The sun alone is ~1.19x10^57 hydrogen atoms. Our sun is not even particularly big, and there are hundreds of trillions of suns within our Hubble sphere.
People will say shit like, "That is larger than the number of electrons in the universe!" when a number is to the 63rd power. It's ridiculously unintentional hyperbole usually said by people who should know better.
>>1174991
If god came down from the heavens today, right this moment, and said all the religions on earth are wrong and he honestly doesn't give a shit if you kill eachother or whatever, would you immediatley walk out the front door of your house and start fucking massacaring everyone. No, you wouldn't, because evolotion has made us have an inate moral compass as we are tribal being. If we only cared about our selfs there wouldn't be civilization today. Back when we were banging sticks on rocks we would have all killed eachother for food and to eliminate the compotition. Now you could say that the reason we help other is out of self interest (you scratch my back i'll scratch yours kinda thing) and you'd probably be right, but that doesn't change the fact that humans don't like killing other humans unless they have a good reason for it. There are 2 reasons for religion to exist, for control of the population by less than well meaning dictators (see North Korea), and for people to delude themselfs so they feel better. Every religion exists for atleast one of these reasons (most being both).
>>1175358
>No, you wouldn't
Why not? Deus vult.
>>1174275
But math is natural
>>1175364
Fo real though, Deus Vult sounds way better than "ALLAHU AKBARRR!!". Why cant every religion have a cool ass battle cry like that.
>>1167299
holy shit, didn't realise that was Rorschach. brb, gonna go watch.
Mine:
“The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”
>>1175400
It's not, Dredd is Karl Urban. Rorschach was Jackie Earle Haley
>>1174782
Are you fucking retarded? The entire religious reasoning behind evangelicals believing homosexuality is wrong is due to a literal interpretation in the old testament.
There's nothing contrived with quoting other literal statements from the old testament that modern christians no longer practice and to show the hypocrisy of picking and choosing what should be practiced from the old testament.
God damn you're a fucking idiot.
>>1175490
that and their hate for everything that is unfamiliar.
>>1167265
mah nigga
>>1175490
Homosexual lifestyle has a greater social risk than heterosexuality.
Including increased drug usage, alcohol abuse, STDs, and partners
>>1175572
All cultural artifacts, but more important, all after-the-fact justifications for a preexisting conclusion you arrived at for purely emotional reasons. The same reason why logic doesn't work on people who claim religious excuses for their hatreds and prejudices.
>>1173313
The Warriors
https://youtu.be/zL0ipXUD-uU
