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>>1147339
>>1147342
>>1147625
>Obese humans would have been better at surviving than athletic humans.
Well, that's not how things worked.
>>1147674
>butthurt fitfag
>>1147674
How are you alive?
>>1147697
Nah, I'm actually overweight. I'm just saying it kind of kills the joke since it's based on misconception and not reality.
>>1147710
If I had to pick the most significant factors they would be breathing air, drinking water, and consuming food.
>>1147339
>>1147727
What song is this?
>>1147674
Well, it would show how good the said female is at getting energy if she went so far as to store it.
>>1147339
we need to go deeper
>>1147711
You get invited to parties a lot, I can tell
>>1147732
You mean being provided for by a mate. A capable mate would bring an abundance of resources that could facilitate obesity.
The core of the joke is about ability. In reality, the obese woman has little ability and the athletic woman does.
>>1147734
I typically decline party invitations as at 26, I'm getting a bit old to waste my time partying. I usually prefer 1 on 1 socializing and hosting occasional groups of 3-4 guests over.
>>1147727
Well, I wasn't expecting this.
>>1147730
pumped up kicks - Foster the people
>>1147730
pumped up kicks, by foster the people
>>1147339
so you're a memer huh?
what are you fucking gay?
>>1147735
>>1147740
>on /wsg/
>sees joke on role reversal of beauty of women in prehistory
>leads the stampede on the reality of physical superiority in this time setting
>defends it
>responds to /wsg/ user's joke with some white knight lawn social superiority
But I mean hey, I get it, gotta bolster up against the imposition. I respect your audacity. Except you missed something:
HOW can you let go of the fact that these cave men were speaking English... it's just not realistic
>>1147754
i am not gonna lie, i kek'd
>>1147754
>english
Well come on anon, now you're just being silly. The sketch needs to be able to convey their ideas in a understood format.
That'd be fair to point out if they were cavemen making jokes about the english language because it's in line with identifying that the basis of the joke isn't flawed, and therefore lacking in humor to anyone that actually understands.
>>1147865
lost at horn, reminds me of Ed Edd + Eddy
>>1147897
It's from the Dukes of Hazzard.
>>1147897
Its the opening notes to Dixie, de facto anthem of hicks, rednecks, and 'Hold my beer'
https://youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc?t=41s
>>1147359
Fucking brilliant
>>1147695
>>
this is great
>>1147348
wut
>>1147363
I'm dead
>>1147950
indeed. nice ear man.
>>1147339
>>1147361
underrated
>nobody can read the op: the thread
>>1147822
>Talking about my bone spurs
He didn't have go there.
>>1147625
youre a bigoted piece of shit.
>>1147674
Since most people still labored, being fat also meant you probably had more muscle mass as well.
Look up Venus of Willendorf this is what they saw as beautiful.
>>1148038
Is there a longer version? I want to know what happens next.
>>1148038
You're gonna get some hop ons.
>>1148099
dont even try dude some retards cant imagine we came from cave men thousands of years ago, just leave the meme'rs to their bubble of ignorance.
>>1148120
Someone tell me what I'm looking at.
>>1148125
>well, then you take care of it
>NO
Lost.
>>1148125
brilliant
>>1148151
EYEBROWS
>>1147339
Recommended this once before but here goes
>informercial or paid programming
> guy wheezing like crazy
> smacking table
> losing his shit and just a compilation of this
>>1147730
This meme really needs to stop. Fuck off.
>>1148220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8O-iLZM-gA
>>1148094
fuck off reddit
>>1148151
sauce on the reviewer?
>>1147354
kek
>>1147776
Better than any hj I got
>>1147339
>>1148277
>>1148280
>>1148120
what in the motherfuck is going on here?
anyone have the webm where Fortunate Son by CCR is rearranged to just keep saying "silver spoon" and "red white and blue"?
>>1147359
That is fucking awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiAuqE2FQm4
>>1147674
Sure it did, only the obese people wouldn't be obese. Obese people are basically just those whose bodies are better at storing adipose tissue, which would help them survive in food deprived conditions, such as a famine. But due to the amount of work and exercise done and the scarcity of food they would actually be mostly trim.
>>1148265
Wisecrack. It's YouTube channel. Series is called Earthling Cinema.
>>1148099
>>1148123
Obesity at that level is debilitating. That body type is useless regardless of strength.
The only real natural talent that humans have in comparison to other animals is stamina. Properly trianed, we can run for hours and we're smart enough to exhaust prey like antelope.
Being that obese would be extremely rare in that era, so there's a much more likely chance that the carving is a recording of the most astonishingly odd thing they ever saw. Probably thought she was a goddess because of her freakish proportions.
Mate selection hasn't really changed much. Humans are instinctively programmed to recognize subconscious and conscious desirable qualities in a mate. Appearing healthy and capable is one of them.
>>1148249
>I'm no economist
Socialists never are. Poor Venezuela.
New material.
Apparently this works even in latin countries.
>>1148394
Crap... here's the video.
>>1148249
>losing billions of dollars due to illegal immigrants that use social services and don't pay taxes
>a wall doesn't help us stop losing money
>Sanders wanted to raise the budget by $19T
kek, silly communists.
>>1148371
Well yes, I'm not questioning the evolutionary advantages to being able to survive famine conditions.
The woman in the video's body probably has a BMR of 2,700kcal, which a sharp drop in intake may actually kill her since adipose needs a gradual deficit to be useful over time. She could probably survive for a long time on 800 kcal a day, but she'd probably risks death if she suddenly went down to 200kcal for a while.
A lower weight body that only needs 1,800kcal might be able to scrape by the sharp drop in calories, but wouldn't be able to last long.
>>1148129
Computer graphics test video
>>1148433
check'd
>>1148433
(checked)
>>1147822
i wish this was real.
>>1148099
>Look up Venus of Willendorf this is what they saw as beautiful
There is no proof of what they thought of someone of that shape and size and neither would it mean that it was a widespread belief if it it was proven.
>>1147354
God damn it Daniel.
>>1148433
You motherfucker, Checked
>>1147361
outstanding
>>1147625
What fucking show or film is this from?
>>1148501
Soul Mates, it was recently added to Netflix but maybe not outside of the ANZ Netflix
>>1147359
Nice. That Guy With A Voice.
>>1148120
I thought those were real people at first
>>1148495
Giant Dad is mad again.webm
>>1148512
Thanks mate. You are my soul.
I mean that.
>>1148433
fuck nice dubs
>>1148475
m8 it actually is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrmQ_qRPKyE
>>1148072
OH shit kek
>>1148249
This sums up the difficulty of trying to explaine why Bernie is a better choice for the country to people how don't get it.
>>1148424
what movie is this from?
>>1147348
I showed this to my husband and he said it was like me exactly, right down to the potato chippies.
I think we need to watch this show.
Anyone have that webm of Bush being told about 9/11?
>>1148094
This website isn't for you :)
>>1147796
or they could have had them go ugga bugga ug ug and just put captions under it
>>1147348
LOST
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate being a weeb
>>1148575
Fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vFGQ0uJQc
>>1148444
nice
>>1148280
this is faggy
>>1147348
LOST.
Anyone got sauce? Are there more episodes?
>>1148804
Anime is Himouto Umaru-Chan. As for the dub over it's not original to the show, but I can't find anything on youtube or google.
>>1148621
Fuck off you dumb cunt
>>1147339
Well shit I already lost.
Wasn't expecting that ending.
>>1148808
Yeah I didn't get further than that either.
>>1148568
Leave this site and never come back.
>>1148040
How is the size of this webm 3.56 MB
>>1148421
nice word play with the filename
>>1148050
got sauce on that song?
>>1148621
>husband
>married
>girl
What has 4chan come to
>>1148940
4chan is getting a life
>>1147354
the Rust video is fucking gold
>>1147754
>>1147734
>>1147697
whew lad
>>1148249
>I'm pretty sure a wall and more military would make things worse
>so lets socialize schooling and medicine
Stop.
>>1148621
its not like that at all.
this is an abridged version with a couple vocaroo fags
>>1147727
I like this forced meme more than the minion, because its actually a good song :)
>>1148268
Well, for a start it happened.
>>1148120
I think I found Waldo several times
>>1148398
>lose TRILLIONS killing people on wars no one is in favor of and bailing corporations "to big to fail"
>somewhat using billions to help people is considered more of a threat to national security
Something doesn't add up to your logic, but I don't quite seem to understand what it is.
Empires rise and fall, and US it won't be an exception. What do you think will happen when shit hits the fan? Mass inmigration. Your options? Canada and Mexico. Yes, Mexico.
History repeats itself.
Alliances could be made, or could be destroyed.
You're building a wall right on one of your route scapes. What if Canada decides they don't need more of them alien burgercans invading their country and stealing their jobs?
You're spending trillions closing your doors and building walls. TRILLIONS. Shit is about to blow up, maybe we see the colapse, maybe your sons, or the sons or your sons. One thing is true, history WILL point fingers at you. "I can't believe they were stupid enough to not see what was going on". History repeats itself.
Still thinking spending pennies off a dollar on helping your own people and a neighbor in need... is the main concern?
I don't understand this level of American tunnel vision.
>>1147354
hahahahahahah the guy clicks the box even after the other guy tells him to click it only one time hahahahahah so funny
>>1148937
Nuclear - Mike Oldfield
>>1148999
>shitting on bretty gud doubles
>not even saying "check'm" and getting trips
See faggot?, now those dubs are worth more than your skill-less trips.
also
chk'm
>>1147822
>bendis favourite hotline
>>1148638
>captions
>Implying we could translate "ugga bugga" language
>>1148265
Mentat for House Atreides
>>1147342
that ending
>>1147622
didnt that guy do that like 4 times?
>>1148430
>Not posting sound
>>1149045
It's also not consequence-free speech, you conservative twat mongrel.
>>1148089
holy shit haha what the fuck
>>1149050
>He says shit i dont like
Walk the fuck away. No one is forcing you to listen to it.
Take responsibility for yourself and dont demand other people do it for you. Or else you might as well be a child and we can just throw you in day care until your ready to grow up.
>>1149056
Later he got treated with a baseball bat and he whinned about how he got almost murdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VOGyWum2Cs
Gays have bigger balls than this crying bitch.
>>1149064
>words
>VIOLENCE
I'm sure someone here is in the wrong, I wonder who it might be
>>1148530
>not 'poise removed from DS3'
>>1149068
Yeah, Hitler did nothing wrong, he just used some words!
>>1149064
>>1149050
>Someone says something I don't like.
>This gives me the right to hit them with a fucking bat.
That is some pavement ape level logic right there.
>>1148432
fucking jojo
>>1147370
Lost
>>1149076
sounds like murrica to me
>>1147674
tell us how things worked since you learnded all about it in skool
>>1149091
>that long ass haircut
Shit should be considered as child abuse, you have no idea how it sucks to have long hair when it's hot summer, stupid parents thinks "he looks so cute! OMG!", but he's not a Barbie doll fo fuck's sake.
>>1148249
fuck off with your agenda, kid
>>1148089
2nd variation
>>1148433
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1149102
This. My parents were kind enough to let me get a buzz from about the age of 3-14, then I entered the "gotta look cool to get le pucci" teenager stage, and I'm pretty sure I suffered heatstroke trying to look good with my hair.
Needless to say, I'm back to basically buzzing it, but ever so slightly longer on top so I can not look like a skinhead.
>>1148249
kek I've never seen a more "champagne socialist" video in my entire life
>>1149074
yea, Hitler is known for his dislike of violence, and his love for free speech
>>1148684
I hate you being a weeaboo faggot as well.
>>1149083
sounds like leftist bullshit, and and a europoor I can guarantee you that it's going on over here as well
>>1148808
I'm pretty sure my Grandmother bought a 15 VHS tape set of this video series in the 90s. She'd make me watch it any time I came over.
>>1149165
and as"
>>1148977
Kek, what country are you from?
US military spending isn't as high as you think, but I actually do support the US phasing out all military bases not on US soil while reducing deficit and tax rates.
>protecting your borders stops you from escaping
This is the most idiotic argument I've ever heard for not solving immigrations problems. As long as we have social services used by the public, allowing illegal immigration is unethical towards those that pay taxes, simple as that.
>spending pennies on the dollar on helping people
You should research how illegal immigration in the US has artificially depressed wages. We wouldn't need people advocating for $15/hr if we didn't have an enless supply of low-skill workers willing to do the same job tax-free for $6/hr
Venezuela. Greece. USSR. China. Cuba. India. Socialism doesn't work. Either the economy collapses or the conditions that the people live in are excruciatingly terrible. The few European countries that are socialist are rich enough that their systems can survive off their free market economies and/or lack of military presence. (which the US makes up for)
>>1148433
checked
>>1149176
as a swede, I agree 100%
>>1147339
OC
>>1149099
Read Dawkins' "The Selfish Gene" it lays things out pretty plainly.
>>1149176
>socialism doesn't work
>implying a completely capitalism based society works either
>>1149186
Please explain how South Korea is so terrible then.
Most of the evils of the US that you're thinking of are from Cronyism, which is the fault of the government for allowing such corruption to exist. Capitalism has basically built everything that you enjoy in the modern world, and it's the main reason that someday, somebody isn't going to fire a crossbow bolt through your chest for only farming half a wheelbarrow of potatoes this harvest.
It's kind of like a baseball game. The government is supposed to be the umpire and keep things straight. Right now, the umpire is barely watching the game and trying to manage which teams and which players they let take performance enhancers.
>>1149181
Thanks Swedebro, best of luck on your migrant issues.
>>1149191
Being this simple. Christ you reek of southerner.
It's kind of like a baseball game.
>muh analogy for muh simple mind
>>1149201
>no response to my argument
>you must be a dumb redneck
Take a moment and read why your attitude protects you from critical thinking: http://www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism
>>1149139
What was the original context to this video?
>>1148432
No one will ever top Joseph.
>>1147359
Quality laffs had
>>1149209
These Boston Dynamics guys are so fucking mean to these robots...
>>1149212
This guy named Milo Yiannopoulos was giving a talk at UCLA. SJWs hate him. She got triggered.
>>1147359
ok, i dont get it
>>1149244
It's a song.
>>1149031
Is this just a food tutorial with sad music?
>>1148072
that fucking sound
>>1147359
who did this?
>>1148099
>LOOK UP THIS ANCIENT RELIC OF A CAVEMAN WHOS FETISH WHERE FATTIES
sure is proof
>>1148072
snork?
>>1148125
more of these pls
>>1148433
I just lost the Game
>>1148547
almost got me
>>1148433
checked yo
>>1147622
Awesome! Song?
>>1148970
lost
>>1148547
fucking perfect
>>1148256
sauce
>>1149291
BrendanielReads
>>1147674
back then being obese was a sure sign that you were a good hunter or gatherer of food and would be a attractive trait
nowadays its pretty much the opposite, fat people lack willpower, are lazy and complacent.
>>1147664
That's just upsetting.
>>1149244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
>>1148040
X is a helluva drug.
>>1148063
Underrated Filename
>>1148220
>>1148124
holy shit that was literally priceless
>>1148094
Did you get lost on your way to Tumblr or something cunt paste
>>1149232
blame gravity
>>1149076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mRG88KPbA
Personally I believe you should always beat the everloving shit out of right-wing idiots. Makes em afraid to try their bullshit in public like they did in Germany and now Greece.
>>1149209
better and full version
>>1148099
>look up Venus of Willendorf
lmao this guy.
read a book, kiddie. they were named "venus" to make fun of fatties like you
>>1148347
The fuck's a Vnazi
jesus christ
get off this site
>>1149504
lel kek. is this what crypto-fascists actually believe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIiNbhMBPQ
left wing pussies can't do anything right.
>>1149522
lmao follow your Fuehrer and shoot yourself in the head like a little bitch just like he did
>>1149471
>angry asthma ape.webm
>>1149522
holy shit literally one against 50
>>1149398
its called "running in the 90's"
>>1149212
She was triggered by potentially hearing Milo speak.
>>1149147
fucking kill yourself
>>1149527
hoo hoo. how can one man(child) be so mad?
>>1149553
Cancer banana?
>>1147339
Kek
>>1149139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyEXV5fZTrY
>>1147622
that cop about killed a dozen people in the oncoming lanes hitting him that way.
