Processing and factory thread.
i have nothing to contribute but i appreciate this thread dog bless
>>1131412
how does this machine cut the ice cream? I can't see how it works
>How Its Made: The Thread
>>1132403
i think the rack thingies have a wire in between them that cuts the icecream as they turn
>>1134393
Oops, wrong gif
>>1134393
>he uses factory-sharpened pencils
>shiggydiggddt
https://aeon.co/videos/a-deadpan-treatise-on-the-craft-of-pencil-sharpening-from-a-master-artisan
>>1137670
>treatise on the craft of pencil sharpening
I haven't had sex in 6 years and yet even my life is not nearly pathetic enough to read a fucking treatise on mother. fucking. pencil. sharpening.
>>1137676
> it is a video
> this anon believes it's too much to read
At this rate you are still going to be able to use an artisan sharpened pencil more often than your pencil.
>>1137801
Nigga I didn't even click the fucking link, that's how fucking stupid it is.
>Robot Supremacy thread: How Can Humans Even Compete Edition
>>1135551
>food safe environment
remind me not to eat pretzels. ugh.
>>1137865
By having a soul
>>1137670
>How to dedicate your life to a completely and utterly pointless practice
I can literally think of nothing more pointless and asinine then dedicating yourself to sharpening fucking pencils. I thought I had found the lowest fucking point when I started watching that Mario 64 guy for yelling at his audience for not understanding what a half A press was.
But this, this is a level of Autism I can barely even comprehend. I'm completely flabbergasted. I applaud 4chan tonight, because I think I've found the most useless profession/hobby/interest fucking EVER.
I mean Jesus fucking Christ.
>>1137882
I've worked in large scale bakeries before anon, and they are all dusty, greasy shitholes. If this bothers you, you should probably just stop eating pre-made food all together.
>>1131421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7yPhExdj3E
>>1137676
>I haven't had sex in 6 years
not trying to be a dick, but, how does this happen?
>>1137818
If you had actually taken the time to watch the video you would have seen that it's all played for comedic effect.
>>1137670
Timmy's dad
This shit is all interesting when you don't have to work there, then it just gets depressing as fuck. I worked in a factory that did cold process retreads for truck tires and it made me want to kill myself after a month. Fuck these places.
>>1138324
kek
>>1137670
that's hilarious
dont watch till the end though
>>1134393
What the fuck
>>1138340
His mom and dad died
>>1131416
Anyone know how many people it would take to consume those pancakes? Like if you just had a crew of pancake eaters working in shifts eating them all right out of the factory.
>>1137818
Niggers aren't welcome here. Go to Instagram.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNInmrPmug8
>>1131412
>icecreamsandwiches.gif
Those are Milchschnitten, bro.
>>1138361
kek
>>1137887
>implying
>>1137670
>You can buy everything you need to sharpen a pencil for less than $1000, I know, I've done that
>Pencils are the most important things in pencil sharpening. You can sharpen a pencil without a pencil sharpener, but you can sharpen a pencil without a pencil
>I also have a cleaning rag, I use old Wu Tang Clan t-shirt, but that's not necessary, you can use any old white rag
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS TO BE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED, SAME AS PEOPLE WHO PAY HIM.
This, my mate, is one of fucking funniest and autistic thing at the same time I've ever seen on 4chan. Watch it guys, it's really worth it
There really needs to be a looping option for webms. Several webms in this thread would be better as gifs since they are short and meant to be looped.
>>1139713
download 4chan addon and you'll be able to just play webm/gif or even resize photo while still on board by just clicking on it, it loops then
>>1131421
Why have two blades go back and forth, as opposed to having:
- One circular motion above the machine that brings a single blade straight up and down.
- One circular motion, say the left of the two here for simplicity, with two blades (cutting twice per full rotation).
>>1139755
Either it's more consistent this way, or it's designed for longevity of the device itself.
>>1139755
things that are always moving in the same direction (instead of back-and-forth) are harder to wear out
i think if it was your second idea, dough might build up on one side? or they wanted the dough balls to not be in a straight line for some reason
>>1139867
It's putting the dough into two rows
>>1140150
mass production makes the perfect loops
>>1138768
so that's how they mass produce those shells
>>1140153
europe.gif
>>1138743
VIENNETTA
My love!
>>1139713
I use firefox and they loop automatically
>>1140200
kek
>>1139693
>#2 pencils, the only type I sharpen
>>1137670
Just look at all these faggots, thinkin this be real n shit
>>1140000
no shit sherlock
>tfw studying automation engineering
>tfw this will be my future
>>1143753
>star wars imperial march intensifies
>>1140171
next process might be slower and hence require two versions of the same machine.
>>1138583
Well said.
>>1143755
The pickles migrate upstream every year, to mate, and spawn. Incredibly, no matter how old they get, they always somehow know the way back to the original pond they were born in.
>thread about automatisation
>no robots
THIS.IS.DISCRIMINATION.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
DESTROY.ALL.HUMANS.
>>1157250
>>1157268
>>1157269
>>1157286
>>1157295
YOUR PERCEPTION CAPABILITIES IS INFERIOR. HUMAN
BAY BAY HUMAN HUSBAND
THIS IS HOW I WILL BE SATISFYING YOUR WIMMINZ ORGANIC BOY
>>1157023
UNDERRATED
HUMANS ARE INFERIOR
>>1157465
>>1157466
WE ARE HERE
>>1138768
neat.
>>1157078
underrated
>>1157467
>>1140200
oh you
>>1138743
i like this
>>1152625
I could murder a Pukka pie right now.
>>1157331
But can it fold towels without a chin?
>>1157411
>tfw imagining her giving me a bionic handy
wew lads
>>1157465
what are we doing
>>1137670
Someone send help, I actually watched this all the way through and enjoyed it. What the fuck is wrong with me that lets me find enjoyment in watching a pencil get sharpened?
>>1138886
Eh, 3 or 4 Americans.
>>1140200
czech'd n kek'd
>>1159004
Becoming gods.
>>1140200
I kekked. But now I'm sad
>>1160741
Can confirm.. give me a few boxes of butter I could mow through all the ones in that sequence. I mother fucking love pancakes
>>1157027
This looks like a calc problem to be written.
>>1161338
Is that just the by product of rolling up what looks like cellophane?
>>1131412
Have all the icecream sandwiches in the world!!!!!
>>1162108
yup
>>1137670
Lmao this has got to be satire.
>>1139755
Also, if you see where the dough lands, it's distributed width-wise on that surface that they are landing on instead of them all just being on a straight line. That may be desirable depending on what follows on the assembly line.
>>1157423
Or, you know, you could just use a wrench. What's the point of this machine again? Is it just a demo?
>>1139713
If you just open them on the page they should loop automatically
If you open them in a new tab for whatever reason, just right click and press "Loop"
>>1139755
Looks to me like it's forming two lines, which your methods wouldn't do by themselves
>>1162413
This, or turn on the hover option.
>>1157331
>plural
>followed by is
Your grammar capabilities ARE inferior, mechanigger.
>>1160515
/tv/.gif
>>1162311
Refining to mimic touch of fingers. Pretty tough in robotics.
>>1161816
>How many oodles of noodles can this brutal caboodle canoodle?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLczWQhFbr0VA-G4WvuhhZ0LbGQaNaOB2A
>>1162470
>grammautist
Have you ever saw a vagina?
>>1161338
I have a fluffy bed cover that does that every time I pass it over my hair. pRETTY COOL THO
>>1154999
I'm not sure what it's making exactly, but I have an erection
>>1131412
sweden.webm
>>1138743
what are those?
>>1157671
WHY IT WIGGLE LIKE THAT
TELL ME
>>1162868
Ice Cream.
>>1162916
>Not calling them dull
shame
>>1144690
>automation engineering
That's a thing? Isn't it a branch of electronic engineering? My friend is studying electronic eng and he is already programming robots to do stuf. Don't ask for the details because I don't know them.
>>1138340
Its been almost 4 years for me. In my case, there's just things about myself I need to work on before I can start a relationship. Also I've never really been a fan of hooking up or one night stands.
>>1159001
>tfw imagining her accidentally ripping my dick off with her bionic hand
>>1162876
how else would it be funny?
>>1162876
it looks like the cutting arm is using a joint that will allow it to rotate and point different directions, but not translate. so they would make the bottom part move to:
>make sure the piece stays the correct distance away from the cutting head
>make sure the sides of the cut are straight up and down
>make any shape other than just a circle
those are just my guesses. it's hard to tell what exactly is going on from a 3 second gif. i also don't know why they would use a cutting head that couldn't traverse.
No gif or webm, but still fukken cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCgnWqoP4MM
>>1163724
I've got one sitting right in front of me. Bought it on launch, been using it regularly ever since. Fuck them haters.
>>1160515
last time I eat at Taco bell
>>1152625
>i don't want to be a pie, i don't like gravy!
>>1157250
i'm sorry robokin.
we will check our privilege next time.
how did you solve the captcha, anyways?
>>1157295
ro-bros have like, super cameras.
>>1157479
it looks like tiny sneks helping each other out.
Surprised this one hasn't been posted yet :/
>>1166589
i actualy wouldnt mind working at one of these places, looks like fun
>>1166589
was that Ben Schwartz?
>>1162876
Plasma cutting has a fairly predictable kerf angle: the cut is not perfectly vertical all the way through the metal. That cut pattern looked like it took the kerf angle of the cut and made sure it was perpendicular to the material face. This looks much nicer on the finished part.
>>1167757
what.. you want the HAND MADE!
this ain't your grandpa's pretzel shop
>>1157027
oh god
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f69/silfactor4/acne.jpg
>>1148731
Needs to be cena'd
>>1166589
Imagine bring your kids to work day.
>>1162789
i think it tests the lifespan of the markers
>>1152625
Its like that animated chicken farm movie
i got a few
that's it looks like
>>1162108
filename... shit.
>>1166696
I actually think it is
>>1168885
>>Thread
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCworsKCR-Sx6R6-BnIjS2MA
>You will now spend the next 6 hours watching all of these
>And cry from the joy
>>1137670
this is fucking david rees
as in "Going Deep with David Rees"
its a show telling, in great detail, how to do things you think you know how to do. like "how to flip a coin" or "how to dig a hole"
>>1133167
there's no fucking way they put THAT much filling in a poptart. That's gotta be toaster strudels.
>>1158954
made me giggle
>>1157078
10/10
everyone itt should watch "The Watchmaker's apprentice"
It's this thread: the movie
>>1157078
>>1162311
with that same line of reasoning, you could just use a sail boat instead of taking a plane...
>The point of robotics isn't necessarily to do something we can't do
>But it is to automatize something that would otherwise take dozens of people working around the clock
>>1143773
take a cave man, teach him basic english without any specifics or examples. Put him in front of the thread and scroll. You'll pretty much have the same reaction as to us watching this webm.
>>1166696
Ben Schwartz is da man.
It's from house of lies.
>>1169373
I was gonna link that channel, it's pure machine shop porn. The production quality, the maximum comfy feel, the end results, everything's fucking perfection.
>>1170788
use an automatic wrench
>>1172085
>>1170557
I didn't know there was a way to test condoms for imperfections
>>1166613
>working in a factory
>fun
It's usually 100+ degrees in factories.
>>1157023
That's fucking awesome
>>1172278
Virgin
>>1162868
you have not lived till you've had this kind of ice cream
>>1157078
>>1166696
you notice theres Ben Schwartz in the clip but not the fact that fucking Kristen Bel is in a fucking dildo factory
>>1131412
>>1167945
>chicken run
oh fuck
>>1138743
>Vienetta Ice Cream
it's so gud, god damn
>>1168883
hey, thats pretty gay
>>1166589
the business people look awkward as fuck
>>1137670
>you can spend all day thinking about the platonic ideal of the pencil but at some point you've got to sharpen the goddamn thing and write your grocery list
Had me going 'til that bit.
>>1137670
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>1172097
This reminds me of Cloud Atlas.
>>1172619
Thank you, based anon
>>1157078
>>1172619
bumping for later
>>1170876
Those are indexible carbide inserts with a titanium nitride coating.
They're like 30 bucks for a pack of 6.
>>1143773
yep its bedtime for me
hopefully forever
>>1140200
brilliant
> also, 420
>>1183409
>doesn't even show the male chicks going into the grinding machine
Fucking weak.
>>1183409
Pre-processed peeps. Whens the sugar coating come in?
>>1137670
>some call this wasteful. To them, I say, fuck off and die.
kek
>>1139655
why
>>1139755
You realise these both could be hooked up and driven by a single circular motion and power source? And as other anon said, its a lot less strain having a motion constantly go forward rather than needing to break the momentum, bring the blade up, break the momentum again, and push it downward for the cut.
As for the second idea, currently you have two lines if its relevant. Having two separate nodes cutting also reduces strain on the individual parts.
>>1143755
>your inbox when you say you're a girl on the internet
>>1144690
NUDE
TANE
>>1138743
looks gross
>>1154999
>tfw no machine waifu to test markers on my nipples
I work in a factory and sometimes I just stand there staring at the machines work.
>>1173060
how many spells can you cast?
>>1185111
I'm going on 29 and so far I've mastered:
Invisibility
Flash Sweat
Conjure Gold
I'm sure I'll gain more abilities when I reach full wizard status at 30.
>>1170923
/Thread
In all seriousness thiygh, I think it's more of a demonstration than a practical use appliance.
>>1138743
anyone have this webm with the Lord of the Rings music?
>>1138212
>pointless
kek
ignore
>>1186140
>/pol/ hangs out with /g/
>>1186140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
>>1157023
>>1138886
looks like that conveyor belt is going at a rate of 18 pancakes every 4 seconds, or 4.5/s, or 388800/day, if there were no downtime
>>1137670
the end result is not even noticiable from sharpening with a plastic shit I can buy at a chinese store
>>1157078
my sides
>>1157023
why does this make me want to shout "for the emperor!"?
>>1163564
the only good explanation
