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>>1060688
rip puppy
>>1060673
always be beepin
>>1060122
Identical to Animal Crossing
Sometimes I wonder if some of these birds have literally been driven to insanity.
>>1060772
dear lord
>>1060768
That's a funny bird
>>1060767
Some are more susceptible than others. Or have different common kinds of indicative behavior. Greys pick themselves, parakeets fixate on objects, some cockatoos act like maniacs for fun, birds are weird.
As an aside, my grey will turn his head sideways and pop his beak mimicking me, well, popping my neck. He'll also say good morning whenever I wake up. Then he'll do my yawn, and the dribbling of the coffee maker.
Parrots man.
>>1061195
I had a cockatiel and it use to sing our home phone ringtone and my whole family all ways use to think the phone was ringing but really it was just our bird.
>>1061312
Maybe the bird really wanted someone to talk to.
>>1061314
my god
>>1061314
Well actually people use to ring our phone a lot because people use to think our home phone number was my dad's shop number
>>1060178
>Cartman is transformed into a bird
>>1060178
Funny thing is, Erik wouldn't be such a shit-disturber if she didn't stand there giving him "drama-rewards" all the time when he does this stuff. I honestly wonder if she's enforcing it on purpose or if she really doesn't know how to treat a bird when it's being a cock-head. Could be either honestly.
>>1061717
>. I honestly wonder if she's enforcing it on purpose
She is, because Cockatoos literally go insane if they don't get to be loud assholes.
>>1060182
He is actually fucking singing ? I need a fucking bird to make music with
>>1060686
holy hell.
>>1060680
jesus christ its like owning a child...
>>1060122
cute. any idea where this is
>>1063107
Can't believe this still doesn't have audio.
>Hello Darkness My Old Friend
>How Could This Happen To MEEEEE
>Wake Me Up Inside
Come on lads
>>1061717
she obviously want to build a youtube channel on that bird, of course she'll give him "drama-rewards"
>>1063100
it's the final fantasy chocobo theme
a bird seems nice in these videos until im reminded that they make annoying sounds all the time irl and shit everywhere. and a birdcage does not look pretty in my eyes, it's basically an eyesore
>>1063141
It does tho ',:^)
>>1060686
cool
i have no idea if anything like this is even possible so it might be fake but i dunno. i want to believeee
>>1061576
seems legit lol
>>1063174
You are a bad man
>>1063184
Yeah, its real. Budgies generally sound like that anyway. Just train them to whistle a little different and they can sound exactly like that.
>>1063096
I'm glad I don't have a cockatoo then, thanks anon
Guys how do you train birbs, i was given one from my auntie but all it does it try and nip me and fly on my head.
Sometimes i can get him to go on my shoulder but he still acts like he is scared of me, any advice?
My friend was looking after a parrot for a family member once. I was round his house and this parrot was being a noisy piece of shit. I decided to fuck with it a bit by staring at it and copying every noise it made as best I could. It started making increasingly complicated sounds for me to mimic, and whenever I tried to leave it would scream and scream until I came back and started copying it again.
>>1060178
>AH!
>EH!
every time
fucking erik
>>1060767
I figure it's just more that birds, especially parrots, like to make noise. And they like to do crazy shit. And when their owners start having a giggle, they see it as positive reinforcement, because apparently birds interpret their owners making noise as positive reinforcement, no matter what their tone is
>>1060673
>On the internet, no one knows you're a flock of birds
>>1061312
Aunt had a parrot that would simulate an entire phone conversation my grandma would have.
Would ring the phone, pick it up, say "uh-huh" a couple times, and then hang the phone up.
Would also sometimes just break into a hearty "fuck you!" and then hang up the phone loudly.
My grandma hated that bird.
>>1063102
What a savage.
>>1066266
I just died
I just want a birb now, maybe someday when I win the lottery and have nothing but time on my hands
>>1066266
Me and my entire Skype party just died.
>>1060759
FOKING WUT M8
>>1060675
would be literally perfect without either the last three seconds or the first seven
>>1063106
It is, actually
Cockatoos are very intelligent, the mental capabilities of parrots are vastly under appreciated. Which becomes a massive problem when owners looking to adopt simply don't know what they're getting themselves into.
Imagine a flying little asshole that has the mental capacity of basically a six year old, and can easily destroy anything in your house with their beaks.
Very lovable birds, but they require unending patience.
>>1060673
>Relentless Shitposting.webm
Got a lot I could dump
Fuck, nevermind
Most of my stuff is in mp4 instead of webm
>>1061577
>teenage girl
>get on my finger
MODS
>>1067795
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
min / max numbers, the higher the number, the more compression, the smaller the file size
>>1066266
Oh shit, thank you
>>1060686
so do you just have the bird in its cage and have all r2d2 sound playing in repeat to do this?
>>1060680
THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED
bump for more funny birds
>>1066266
I just laughed my ass off hard
>>1060680
This got me good.
>>1067898
Thanks
First attempt at converting
>>1068454
not bad, try to lower the numbers (the first number is most important) until you get nearer the file limit (3000kb). unless your source material was already low res.
>>1060688
original song?
>>1068490
It's the my neighbour totoro theme.
>>1060182 is the final fantasy chocobo theme one.
I think I'm getting the hang of this
>>1068503
>that sound
he's squeaky clean
>>1068503
one last tip, make sure your filename (of the source video, not per-se the output) includes the source of the video, a youtube video title, or whatever else. That webm converter automatically puts the original filename in the file so when 4chan renames the files, the source (original title) isn't lost, and then people don't need to ask for source.
>>1060688
sorry about your dog
>>1068544
Japanese?
>>1068565
ancient /jp/ meme
>>1068580
Oh good. I know northerners seem like they're speaking another language, but I didn't think it was that bad.
>>1066266
Brb, need to pee.
>>1064872
That's a pretty awesome story, desu. I would have bought him.
Thug Life
>>1063184
its funny you say "i want to believe", cause the cockateals i had when i was a kid loved to sing the x files theme song.
>>1068530
can't tell if he's enjoying it or is having a panic attack.
>>1061576
fuckin kek
>>1064872
wow its beautiful
There are surprisingly few videos of birds clicking. I saw, what I think was, a Wood Thrush today clicking at me. I think I was too close to its nest. I tried to find a vid to convert since it always cracks me up. They sound like they're about to say "oh no you di'int!"
>>1060675
Fucking lost.
>>1060675
Can someone cut the first 7 or so seconds of this webm? god damn
>>1060768
That bird is my spirit animal
>>1068503
Huh, didn't know birds were lever-operated.
>>1061195
A friend of my family had a grey. She would do canning, and her bird learned how to make the popping sound the lids made when they sealed, so she never knew if it was a can or the bird that made the noise.
>>1067793
H-hai s-senpai
>>1066266
jesus christ I think I wet myself
>>1068544
>tfw I had to watch this 10 times to understand what the woman was saying
>>1061576
This is a joke but some birds can imitate most sounds almost perfectly.
>>1071555
The Lyrebird being one of them. While most of the webm was a joke, the camera shutter sounds were real. Here's the full clip
https://youtu.be/VjE0Kdfos4Y
>>1071597
Damn, I found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do this bird is crazy good.
>>1071618
It really loves imitating Kookaburras though. What's up with that.
>>1071624
They fuck with them during their meeting seasons
>>1071709
...
You mean like...
literally?, or?
No, I CAN tell you, however, that those are Indian Ringnecks. Smart as shit and will fuck your day up if you piss them off.
>>1060182
Cockatiels are the best parrot you can own. They're small, easy to take care of and love you to death if you treat them right. Mine sings the Super Mario 1-1 and Adam's Family.
>>1060759
That 'too is probably ecstatic to see that thing destroyed.
>>1065311
Once heard about a dog that would freak out randomly at its owner and just bark at him for no wild reason. Later, dog's owner found out that his grey was asking the dog if he wanted to go for a walk and just fuck with the dog.
>>1071731
Fuck greys!
They'll probe your ass without so much as a thank you and then leave you disoriented somewhere randomly.
Greys are fucking assholes I tell you.
>>1071740
Matthew Inman? Is that you?
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump
>>1064872
doing the rain dance
>>1067851
>had pet Rooster
>no other chickens
>fucker throught he was a dog
>had most of his large pen covered with wire on top so hawks couldn't get him
>he'd play dead under the one section of the pen not covered
>vultures would get down inside his cage to get a closer look and he'd jump up and rape them
>it happened on multiple occasions
>would also hump peoples legs
I miss that crazy sunvabitch
>>1071848
Sounds like one out of control cock! I can see why you'd miss that cock for sure!
>>1071854
>dat feel when he died and and vultures refused to come take a look
>>1060680
a nice piping cup of screams in the mornin
>>1071527
"even though your naughty i still love ya"
>>1064872
> yes, YES the gods will be pleased.
>>1067795
Could it be that they're doing that to mimic rainfall and drive worms and bugs to the surface?
>>1068524
I don't know why I find this so funny but my laughter cannot stop
>>1069196
It's fascinating to watch animals come up with an idea on the spot like that.
>>1072577
AYYIDF detected
>>1071863
Because even in death they feared the rapist.
>>1064872
sauce on the girl?
>>1066266
I didn't know i needed this till I found it
>>1060677
It's Hodor's spirit animal -from GoT
>>1072586
>AYYIDF
Please explain.
>>1072854
Alien internet defense force
>>1072559
I don't know about mimicking rainfall but the effect is the same; that's precisely why they're doing it.
>>1060680
Oh my god. My stomach hurts from laughing. It literally is like having a kid in the house.
Does getting a birds wings clipped reduce its aggressive behaviour?
Got a bird given to me but his wings haven't been clipped, should i take him in to the vet?
>>1071848
haha i have a rooster just like that,under rated pets desu. Too bad they shit alot
>>1060768
The part at :24 always makes me lose it
>>1071719
My cockatiel is hitler to everyone except my dad tho, they come in all shapes and assholes
>>1067796
kek'd at the filename
>>1061418
that's why his name is eric
>>1064872
Anon, in that moment you were the parrot
>>1060768
Why the fuck would anyone keep such obnoxious animals as pets?
>>1064872
>WATER FOR THE WATER GOD
>>1076745
What movie?
google just gives me images of sky.
>>1076804
Latest Godzilla
>>1076774
cuz they're funny as fuck?
>>1067098
>mental capacity of basically a six year old
No
>>1077747
wakka wakka wakka wakkka wakka
>>1060137
this is adorable.
>>1077747
Why does the guy keep moving the camera around so fucking much
>>1072559
I think rainfall drives bugs out of the soil because they can't breathe underwater.
>>1068544
>Eileen_goes_out_with_her_children.webm
>>1071848
I miss mine too. Chickens are fowl beasts, though.
>>1082265
What a douchebag.
>>1066266
hahaha this is great
>>1063102
Pretty sure bird is saying "thank you", not "fuck you".
>>1060680
Are cockatoos just the most autistic bird?
>>1060688
sry pupper
>>1082268
not dumb many times of year woodpeckers will just do that to make noise. the metal has a different tone.
>>1060122
Pretty sure those two are saying "son of a bitch" in Spanish.
>>1069546
I think it still would've been better with the laugh at the end.
>>1084579
Nice get.
BTW, where is it from?
I like the smug retreating face.
>>1077747
this must be why they were thought to be messengers from the gods
>>1060768
Not even joking but it's not insane that's just how cockatoos act.
>>1084579
>>1084613
Here's a better version for shitposting.
>>1060673
That keyboard is going to be covered in shit.
>>1066266
holy shit I can't stop laughing
>>1086525
the guy tricked her into acting like some comedian and thats his catchphrase
>>1060671
Dat third cup of coffee look
>>1082129
>superior hunting weaponry
>>1082265
>straightening the cushions
wish he can straighten out some gays
>>1060673
This is why I don't use Twitter.
>>1082268
Could it be cleaning its beak? I see birds do that on metal all the time
>>1060680
damn these birds are so smart and cute
>>1060678
>that coordination at the end
fucking hell my sides
>>1068514
I wish a had a birb to pet.
>>1061576
I fucking love David Attenborough.
My bird died two weeks ago after 23 years together. This thread has made me happy and sad in equal parts.
>>1071740
Mulder?
>>1066266
I don't have a proper response to this other than to mention that I laughed heartily.
>>1091164
it's too cute :3
>>1064872
I always like to watch this webm with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSc48qKPCE
>>1081177
artistic
>>1091164
then get one faggot
budgies are easy to take care of and pretty cuddly if you treat them right
even if you're out of the house most of the day, just get a pair of them, they'll keep each other company
it'll be harder to form a bond, but they'll still love you
>>1063466
neat. I will try giving my conure a cotton swab.
>>1093075
>but they'll still love you
>animals
>capable of being sentimental
lel
>>1093786
>I have literally no idea what i'm talking about
>>1083421
Well, yes and no.
Compared to humans they pretty are dumb but compared to other birds they are very smart, they behave in stupid retarded ways sometimes because they find things intersting, just look at that bird, it found out that the sound comes out weird when it puts the cup to it´s beak.
It is experimenting and amusing itself, kinda like a human child. Surely they never get much smarter than that, but man, it´s a freaking so it is neat.
>>1067852
the clip is lacking music, here is my first choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
>>1093786
We're animals. Unless you're a robot.
Just the best and smartest ones.
Smart animals feels emotions, just less complex ones.
Dumb animals don't, though.
>>1082129
>Archery level increased
>>1068622
Really, it only makes human retards seem like geniuses.
>>1093786
I was just thining the same thing. Thank you, honestly, I hope you give at least 10x more pain than joy in your span xo
>>1067269
>australia discovering the internet.govnuh
>>1067852
american_visiting_europe.webm
>>1072854
ayylmao internet defence force
newfag
>>1060768
>die_monster_you_don't_belong_in_this_world.jpeg
Cockatoos are not too dumb, but holy hell, it's making sounds like it's possesed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw
Some of them seem insane as hell.
>>1097579
he sounds more like he is swearing his owner.
"son of a bitch"?
They hear sounds. Some can understand what the meaning is and use it.
>>1060182
been looking for this one for weeks.
>>1069513
quakers do that when they're happy
>>1097503
FUCKING ROOSTER IS THAT FUCKING NECESSARY!? LIKE FUCKING REALLY!?!?!
>>1097503
Has some good lungs.
>>1060671
On youtube this one guy misspelled superbowl and typed something along the lines of:
"Do you really think there will ever be anything great like the last superb owl?"
So naturally I said "That's a trick question....ALL owls are superb."
Now I walk around saying "All owls are superb." as a sort of in joke. Owls in all seriousness are pretty awesome.
Case in point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojJr513Dbs0
>>1093786
Are you some synthetic organism or something, faggot?
>>1082268
Woodpeckers pound on things to show off for perspective mates. Had one discover the gutters on my house made a wonderful racket and it pounded away for two days. Thank god it got laid or I would have gone insane.
>>1060688
>my dog died today :(
>>1099105
Sorry. Look up "My dog: The paradox" on Oatmeal.com. Sums up dog ownership like nothing else can.
Haha time for birds
>>1072676
But it can't hold the door :(
>>1067809
Oh my good god I just died from that gif. Thank you
>>1099251
>JonTron: The birb
>>1099312
Yes, that's what the video is.
Good job anon, nothing gets by you.
>>1066266
didnt think it was possible to be woken up and be filled with life due to severe laughter. thank you.
>>1067852
>dinosaur.webm
>>1099314
my fucking sides
>>1085843
I assumed corn was just an interpretation of their regular cawing noise.
>>1098104
birds have 4 air sacks inside them.
>>1099366
Nah they could talk. Apparently they were able to recite the actual messages to the recipient in ancient times, but they got dumber over time.
>>1082129
+10 accuracy
>>1060680
This is one smart motherfucking bird. I know humans who are less smarter than this bird
>>1087966
Thanks aunt
>>1060759
that mohawk rising
>aww shit.
>>1063102
he said thank you wtf. that crow is so smart and humans think he is saying fuck u so sad
>>1067809
you have inspired me anon
>>1100466
requesting this at 1080p at 60fps with sound pls
>>1099259
The Cheat?
>>1099304
roooooooooooooooooooar
>>1067814
>tfw my sun conure does the same
>>1100550
THAT BIRD IS A FUCKING STATIST! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>conure started throwing up on my shoulder
>called a vet
>says the madman is trying to seduce me by bringing me food
>>1099248
>cucked by a bird
>>1100583
This has to be fake
>>1084350
Nigga, that's France.
>>1100609
It's not
>>1100615
He´s right. Sounds a bit like hijo de puta
>>1066266
Sides left town
>>1100609
Nope, they hear something they like and they hold onto it forever.
For some reason they tend to like electronic sounds.
my birb just hurt its left foot after unexpectedly falling off a table
it's hurting her, what should i do :(
ps. it's not broken, just hurts I suppose.
>>1100685
make a webm of course
>>1099243
christ, it's like an actual child
>>1100609
my mom's grey used to imitate the cordless phone ringing, the little bleep it would make when you answered it, a short conversation of my younger sister yelling at her peice of shit boyfriend, then "kay bye -bleet-"
all the fucking time.
>>1099289
song sauce?
>>1084350
dude they totally are
>>1099243
Please sauce?
I know it's this channel https://www.youtube.com/user/angeleyedboidan/videos
But I don't want to sift through them all
>>1087966
wew lad, how insightful and witty
>>1060673
>fat sausage hands
>bird shit
>>1072851
thanks for clarifying that
>>1100591
Wow that's not even remotely close to what that words supposed to mean.
The shitposters are getting dumber by the day.
>>1060688
why was everybody replying "rip dog" to this post?
am i missing something?
>>1099357
fucking godlike
>>1099357
>0:18
>>1067796
this is common with birds, they can't see well when moving i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc
>>1100550
that's a Secretary bird - they're over a metre tall. pretty little fuckers
>>1100550
>those eyelashes
>that stocking
>those majestic wings
Hold me /wsg/ I'm in love!
but not really, that bird is hardcore
>>1102182
It does have a cute eyes honestly lel.
>>1100550
rip snek
>>1068061
yeah, pretty much, i believe
I thought this thread had gotten a worthwhile update.
But it's all just gifs.
>>1060768
Wish this guy said "Why you hef to bed?"
>>1104985
You and me both
>>1060178
FUCKING LEGEND
>>1105379
It's a shame, I'm really gonna miss this thread.
There were some really cool and neat videos here.
except for the gifs, those can go fuck themselves
Not sure if these have been posted. Dumping anyway.
>>1071527
I understood it right away but then again I'm from an area where older people talk like that
>more gifs
