Playing some Xbone or PS4 when suddenly Segata bursts through your door and orders you to play Sega Saturn. What do?
Continue playing Alienation because I've beat everything that interests me on the Saturn already.
>>3293904
Quickly throw those away, turn Sega Saturn on. Bulk Slash.
GAYY BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
I don't really have a choice in the matter, do I? I mean, I COULD just not whip out the saturn but...
was was Sega thinking with this?
I fall on the ground while shouting S-SEGATA SANSHIRO! in a terrified manner.
I will play until my fingers break.
I will play until my fingers break.
>Se-Segata I-I can no longer play my Saturn....
>people are paying retardedly huge amounts of money for Saturn games...
>I sold it all and made a large profi-......
That's the part where I immediately get thrown over a mountain
>>3293954
You must buy a Sega Saturn!
Segata doesn't care about eBay prices!
>>3293904
I do what the man says and play some Sega Saturn.
>>3293904
Tell him to buy me a new door.
>>3293904
Show him my collection of burned Saturn CDs and asks him if that works.
>>3293954
There's nothing stopping you from grabbing a Saturn and a modchip, or even an emulator, and play some Saturn games on those. What matters is that you are playing those games.
>>3294007
>or even an emulator,
L
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I'm safe because I don't own any of these current gen 7.5 garbage and I have my Saturn plugged in, ready to go.
>>3294007
>emulator
>>3294324
no, I've had my saturn since 1997
>>3293904
If he gave me a Sega Saturn for free I would gladly take one considering where I live, there hard to come by and are expensive when you do find one.
>>3293904
I have my saturn hooked up to the tv in my room, complete with a pile a legitimate games, I would be fine. I guess I'd play some Puzzle Bobble 3.
>>3294715
Import one from Japan, they console sold well there and is particularly cheap because of it.
>>3294718
Not them, but then I'm gonna have to grab an AR and mod chip it , and that's a pain in the ass.
>>3297717
To patch the action replay you just need to use swap trick, all you need is some tape to hold down a switch in the console. Plus, you'll need the AR anyway for the ram cart games, like half the games you'd want to play need it.
>>3293904
asks him to turn me into a Kamen Rider, like he did for V3
>>3297717
>Not them, but then I'm gonna have to grab an AR and mod chip it , and that's a pain in the ass.
Why the hell for? Japanese games run fine on a Japanese Saturn.
>>3297758
Because I'm not paying hundreds for Radiant and PDS when I could just get a chipped console.
>>3297805
RSG is 15$ on xbla and PDS is 20$ for the Japanese version.
>>3297814
Nigga I do not speak Japanese.
Saga is an RPG.
It is easier to just mod a console and get its whole library than to buy a fucking Xbox for a digital copy of one game.
>>3297818
>Nigga I do not speak Japanese.
the fuck you are doing trying to play Saturn games then? Everybody knows that the only library worth a damn on the machine is the Japanese one.
>>3297828
Most of the good japanese games don't really require you to know Japanese though, only a few rpgs.
>>3297828
Because there's like 100 good shmups on Saturn and most of them are JP only? Get the fuck out with that attitude.
>>3293904
> turn 720°
> sit down at this
>>3297852
>Get the fuck out with that attitude.
Yeah, buying the same games for significantly less cost is such a horrible attitude.
>>3297901
>Buying a console for one game, paying more overall for the library than just modding, and being condescending towards people talking about the more practical and cost effective approach.
>Not a bad attitude.
Please take a step back and think about what you're fucking saying for a second.
>>3293904
You playing some Sega with yo boy Segata when suddenly these two clowns show up at your door
>what do?
>>3298127
Invite them in and show Segata the various Sega games it has including the Nights sequel.
>>3293904
Whip out my copy of Radiant Silvergun, the greatest STG of all time, and start playing some Sega Saturn.
>>3293904
I guess I'll play some WrestleMania.
"Sure, but I don't have a second controller."
