Why is James so shit at video games and why is Bootsy so good?
Fuck off back to your containment board.
>>3064416
>"Hey /vr/, let's circlejerk over some e-celeb shit"
>>>/trash/
It was apparent through the whole video.
>James struggles in one area
>Mike takes over the controller
>gets through the area in one try
>Bootsy meanwhile is giving advice on the button configurations
>wearing hat indoors to hide balding
>>3064416
Not retro vidya, fuck off with all this eceleb garbage.
>>3064510
They're all wearing long sleeved shirts / jackets too.
Maybe James is late on the heating bill again, guess being a youtuber doesn't pay that well after all.
>>3064517
I keep my room with my PC and consoles pretty cold.
Often open the windows in autumn /winter.
>>3064517
Oh great! Another lie we can spread! :)
How insecure are you? I bet you say "cuck"
>>3064532
James, is that you?
>>3064510
Why the fuck are you guys so concerned with balding? I know you're teenagers so it seems like a long time from now, but it has a good chance of happening to you too unless you have low test. It's pretty normal. I guess all the great bald men of history are "cucks", huh?
>>3064534
Post a picture of yourself
>>3064539
>teemage cuckposter
Nope, '88 babby here and I think cuckposting is cancer. That poster was being suspiciously defensive of James though.
>>3064548
only cucks hate the word cuck, so when am I coming over to fuck your girl?
>>3064635
Joke's on you, I don't have a girl.
>>3064416
>James can't do a part
>gives it to Mike
>Mike does it perfectly the first time
I felt bad for James right then. That must've been embarrassing.
>>3064635
How the fuck can you be this delusional
>>3064646
how the fuck can you be this cucked?
>>3064548
Strange. Why are you still so concerned with YouTubers and do easily offended when people like them, then?
>>3064537
>baldie detected
Testosterone doesn't cause baldness either, having genes that make your hair follicle susceptible to damage from DHT causes baldness. Most hair less happens when you're older and have naturally lower testosterone levels.
>>3064416
>watching a cuck, fag and autist play games
holy fuck get a life
>>3064649
>anon makes a post not simply defending James, but to such a degree that one would think he is James himself
>I take note of this observation
>suddenly I'm "offended when people like James"
No. You must've misread my post. I think James is capable of defending himself well enough from shitposters on a Laotian comic book forum (by simply not giving a shit and ignoring them) and doesn't need people to obsessively defend his honor.
>>3064658
Except high levels of testosterone actually causes hair loss, which is why hair recovery treatments include getting estrogen hormones, and why hair is usually a more feminine attribute, while baldness is a masculine attribute.
>/vr/ - e-celebs & biomaterial discussion
The high test thing actually makes sense, James has a deeper, more masculine voice while Mike sounds kind of like an old lady.
Still, Mike is starting to get bald, too.
>>3064416
I forget, is bootsy the greaseball cuck or the cuck with the red face and the giant jew nose?
>>3064685
He's the cuck with the cucking cuck
>>3064658
>>baldie detected
It's funny how I knew this would the response I recieved. I'm not balding; I'm only 22. If I do begin to bald if I'm older, however, it won't matter to me. I'm not insecure like you are. I'll just shave my head.
>Most hair less happens when you're older and have naturally lower testosterone levels.
This is incorrect. Testosterone levels reach their peak around age 40, at which point balding has already begun to taken place.
>having genes that make your hair follicle susceptible to damage from DHT causes baldness.
This is because genetics are responsible for how much testosterone your body produces.
Here is a professional, peer-reviewed source to back up my claims.
http://www.healthmegamall.com/Articles/BabeskinArticle224.pdf
>>3064537
>Why the fuck are you guys so concerned with balding?
It's less the balding and more the need to hide it. If you're bald just go bald. Don't put on a hat to pretend you're not.
I have terrible hair genes and started losing my hair at like 28 so I just either buzz cut it or go complete Lex Luthor
>>3064772
He's often worn hats, though. This habit of his has been present since long before the onset of balding. Additionally, it's not like he wears hats in every video now that he is balding.
I'm not sure why you're so concerned over this.
>>3064774
when am I coming over to fuck your girl dude
>>3064791
I honestly don't even know what that means.
>>3064817
What makes the posters you are calling a "cuck", and what exactly does the term mean?
>>3064817
Stop trying to defend your terrible posts. Why do you need to call people cucks? What is the purpose of calling people out on their "cuckoldry"? What makes these posters cuckolds? I don't get it. And why do you care?
>>3064810
Jesus christ. Reading all of those posts in row really makes you realize how terrible the userbase on this website can be. It kind of reminds me of how people would insult each other in middle school.
>>3064830
That person is supposed to be humiliated by your insult, yet you're the one who took the time to type out a hypothetical cuckold fetish scenario. The only person you humiliated is yourself.
>>3064831
no you're just stupid. People who throw the word cuck around know exactly what they are doing, people who get annoyed by it are the simpletons who need to fuck off back to re ddit where everything is black and white and simple for their tiny brains to comprehend.
>>3064834
Nice re ddit logic, I don't know how explaining what the word means literally is a scenario but whatever mental gymnastics you have to do to feel better about yourself I dont care
>>3064836
If anything, that's 4chan's perception of the world. Everyone is either a cuck or not a cuck, a consolefag or a PCfag, a liberal or a conservative, etc. Everyone has to be on a specific side. You either like Nintendo or you despise them. You either love OoT or you despise it. There's never any middle ground. There's never any grey area. This, of course, isn't how things work in real life.
>>3064842
>enjoy watching more masculine dudes please your girl while you jerk off in the corner
This isn't a definition. This is a very specific, hypothetical scenario that you fantasized in your head.
Post a picture of yourself. I'm curious to see what posers like you look like.
Guys can we just get back to talking about Streemerz please
>>3064851
at this point, i'm willing to bet that guy has an obsession with "cucks"
>>3064849
Not him but actually his definition is fine and the more literal meaning of the word. You have zero point whatsoever in your post.
>>3064854
go to /v/ if you want to insult streamers. it's more a hugbox and you won't be made fun of for calling people cucks, so it's a better place if you want to alleviate your insecurities and feel superior.
>>3064534
imagine being a person who would post this perfectly toothless, perfectly generic retort in this context
it's not even good trolling; it's not anything
>>3064860
I guarantee this is him. Do you know what a definition is? Or what the word "literal" and "literally" means?
Your extremely poor grasp of the English language is what tells me that you are the same person, by the way. For example, your incorrect use of "literal" and "whatsoever"
>>3064868
your the cuck. i bet you are licking the precum off of a black nigger's dick right before he puts it into your wife's snatch top kek
>>3064846
>This, of course, isn't how things work in real life.
Yeah you say that now but see who comes running to save your neutral ass when shit hits the fan.
>>3064791
I must be getting old, because I can't understand this sentence.
>>3064869
no it's not me actually. because I was busy typing this. >>3064868, You are such a little bitch though why do you even come on 4chan? Why do you care if someone calls james a cuck, which wasn't even me I just replied to you because the word upsets you so much. How is your keyboard not shorted out from all those tears?
>>3064874
Shouldn't you be watching AVGN videos kiddo
>>3064893
Since you don't understand cuck fetish terms, you're probably going to be called a cuck. Makes sense, right?
![frank-zane.-1972-vs-2012-5-pics_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2wROtOb.jpg "frank-zane.-1972-vs-2012-5-pics_1[1].jpg")
>>3064753
> Testosterone levels reach their peak around age 40
Haaaahaha. Testosterone peaks in late teens and early 20s and gets progressively lower past age 30. Balding can start in your 20s but most people don't lose it all between 20 and 30, with most hair loss happening later in life. James had no noticeably hair loss before his 30s.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/228100-when-does-your-testosterone-level-start-to-drop/
>This is because genetics are responsible for how much testosterone your body produces.
>Here is a professional, peer-reviewed source to back up my claims.
"Absolute serum testosterone levels were not associated with balding patterns."
Genetic factors influence hair loss
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3853891/
>Androgen receptor gene which is X-linked recessive has been mentioned to be the cardinal prerequisite for balding but other genes are also involved. Genetic sensitivity of hair follicles to dihydrotestosterone (DHT) causes them to shrink when exposed to it.
DHT, which is derived from testosterone, is what damages the hair follicle and causes them to eventually stop producing hair, but genetics determine how susceptible to this damage your hair follicles are.
Bodybuilders literally inject testosterone into their bodies and still keep their hair. James does not have more testosterone than Frank Zane.
>>3064896
>Shouldn't you be watching AVGN videos kiddo
shut up cuck. just for that i'm going to make you lick up my cum out of your girlfriend's pussy so that it doesn't get on 8 inch jamal's penis when it's his turn
>>3064908
only a fucking baldind nigger loving cuck would do this much research just to argue about another cuck
I'M GOING TO SHIT IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PUSSY
here's a question to ponder: of the several people who have posted in this thread, how many will eventually (perhaps decades from now) become suicides for one reason or another
Who cares what cuck means? It's a funny insult.
What matters is whether or not the person deserves to be insulted. Don't call someone a cuck if he is right.
>this thread
Geez. I preferred it when everyone called each other "autists" a few years ago. At least that made a little more sense.
>>3064908
Well, it took you 40 minutes of research, just to post a picture of a semi-nude muscular man and babble about things you don't really comprehend yourself.
Not the person you were replying to by the way, but sometimes I really wonder what's with people interested on e-celebs and their obsession about other men's hair.
>Morons who can't handle cuckposting fly off the handle and go full sperg
we all knew you were this retarded we just wanted to bring it out
>>3064920
>What matters is whether or not the person deserves to be insulted.
Only a white knight cuck would say this. We can insult whoever we want. You must be a libcuck or a cuckservative. If you don't like people being insulted, fuck off the tumblr. This is 4chan. This is what we do. When someone dies, we laugh. When someone is tortured, we laugh harder. When someone is raped, we jerk off.
>>3064928
We are lejun.
>>3064928
this, this place has been invaded by reddit normie faggots though you can tell when they slip up and call boards "subs"
>>3064924
Night night baldie
>>3064932
thats because you're a fucking moron and think internet srs business.
>>3064937
Night night cuck.
I bet you hire bald cucks tofuck your girlfriend every night, since you're obviously so interested on balds you even do research on them. Cuck.
>>3064936
Seriously. now someone post some fucking gore so we can scare away all the cucks, normies, redditors, libfags, cuckservatives, and tumblrinas
>>3064937
But it's true though, you wasted 40 minutes of your life researching stuff and downloading pics of nude men to your PC just to argue on an e-celeb thread on 4chan. LOL
>>3064940
>baldie 2 x 4 calling others a cuck
Hair is for the bull, right baldie?
>>3064946
>replied 40 minutes later
>actual reply took 2 minutes of my time to google
>>3064947
bisexual jamal's coming over your house later to fuck you in the ass while he fingers your girlfriend, so shut up cuck
>>3064947
Bulls are usually the bald ones, the cucks watching are people with hair.
source: I'm a cuck and I hire big, strong bald bulls, and I'm a skinny white man with long hair
>this thread
You should be required to verify your age to post on this board.
>>3064952
You still downloaded a pic of a nude man to your PC lololo
>>3064958
well my name's michael jordon, bitch, and the chicago bulls wanna come over and slam dunk your girl's basket
>>3064961
>right click, copy image address
>paste into upload file location
>no download needed
Save it though. It's all yours, friend.
>>3064962
>liking sports
>literally watching muscular black men run around swaety
spotted the cuck
>>3064962
Excellent example, I'd love to have big bald niggas like Jordan to take on my wife while my skinny white metalhead ass watches and sobs
>>3064960
>forgotting he had to click on the "I agree" button all those years ago
>>3064963
>>Wife calls cinemassacre caucasian sausage fest
>>killed his first baby because it was black
>>finally accepted his cuckoldry and had his token black bull his wife made him put in the movie kiss the white girl and cuck the shit out of him.
did you get hard while writing out this fantasy?
>>3064970
how the fuck does that verify your age
>>3064960
does the thought of a strong black man like him fucking your girl get you off?
>>3064963
>>finally accepted his cuckoldry and had his token black bull his wife made him put in the movie kiss the white girl and cuck the shit out of him.
You mean Jordan from the Bernie Mac show? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3064975
go back to /o/, you cuck.
>>3064963
>>finally accepted his cuckoldry and had his token black bull his wife made him put in the movie kiss the white girl and cuck the shit out of him.
wait... so every director who has ever included a kiss in his film has a cuckold fetish, unless he was the actor?
>>3064972
JIDF detected
thats james internet defense force this time
>mfw all these teenager shitposters will end up being both bald and cucks in the future
>>3064997
Neo-nazi people don't call themselves "neo-nazi", good try thoughcuck
>>3064992
My girl is a pure blond haired blue eyed aryan beauty no black man will ever lay a hand on.
>>3064998
>fantasy? all of those things actually happened though.
source?
...right.
>>3064998
>How many directors are right there in the shot watching it go down? If james wasnt part of the scene it would just be a kiss, the fact that they did it right in front of him only reinforces his cuckoldry
...Every single director ever? Directors have to be there to, you know, direct. What difference does it make whether or not they're in the shot?
>>3065003
That's what you believe. She has probably cheated on you countless times, and will continue to do so. And if you ever break up with her (because honestly, that's what you should do), the next women you will find (if any), will also cheat on you.
Why? Because you're a short dick man.
>>3065000
alright well i'm not officially a neo-nazi yet but i will be soon
>>3065004
His movie, his wifes shit tier blog post on his website. Theres your sources you fucking retard.
Or your explanation
>THESE MEMES JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE TO ATTACK A NICE GUY LIKE JAMES DURRRRR
>>3065003
Blond haired blue eyes boys are literally at the bottom of the fuck chain, and at the top of the cuck chain.
>>3065003
Your little white dick can't satisfy her, cucky
>>3065009
Don't bother, we don't want people like you on our groups.
Better stay with the meme kids on 4chan and keep on being a cuck, will you?
If you ever try to come with us, we'll beat your sorry teenager cuck ass.
>>3065010
>His movie, his wifes shit tier blog post on his website. Theres your sources you fucking retard.
post the links
i really want to read the part where he kills his baby
>>3065008
my dick is pretty big, also my girlfriend loves my shitlording she is my shitlady afterall
OP here.
All I wanted was an enlightening, albeit mostly off-topic discussion of certain YouTubers and their gaming abilities and instead I wound up getting a shitload of fuck. Thanks a lot.
>>3065021
Your dick is not big, stop lying.
Also your girl doesn't exist and you're still a virgin.
Sorry for reminding you.
>>3065020
his first baby died, the killed part I was just filling in the blanks. It died because it was black though
>>3065018
i literally call people cucks at every chance i get, including in real life. i was forced to do fucking home schooling because of it (thank god, i can't stand all the cucks and SJWs at school, as well as the three niggers who dare set foot in there). I think i qulaify to be a neo-nazi, don't you?
>>3065014
Are you literally retarded? Where did I say I was blonde?
>>3065026
i still have yet to see a source
oh right, they're your fantasies so there is no source
>>3065028
Not really, again, if you ever dare to talk to us, we'll beat your sorry meme internet-kid ass, you fucking cuck.
You are weak, we don't allow the weak.
>>3065029
shut the fuck up cucky
>>3065029
>admits he isn't blond
So you aren't worth of your imaginary aryan girlfriend.
>>3065032
i bet you never even callede someone a cuck in person
what's your name? i wanna get you kicked out when i become a neo-nazi
>>3065035
You've already posted your penis a couple of times, see:
>faggot.
>.
>>3065032
You won't do shit, in fact if he did call someone a cuck you would probably do nothing walk away and make one of those "im such a hero" posts on your tumblr blog where you killed the guy who said cuck or whatever other power fantasy you want to live out. You're a spineless weenie irl though.
>>3065039
I never meme'd in person, you're correct.
As for a sorry teenager weak ass like you kicking me out anytime: LMAO
>>3065036
White men with dark hair persistently are seen as the most attractive. Just look at average game protagonist.jpg
>>3065041
I think if I saw someone say "cuck" in real life I'd just laugh, would neither get mad or post anything on any tumbler blog that I don't have.
Also, chances are, if someone spoke memes out loud IRL; they will be very young kids, and I don't go around beating up kids, I'm not that fucked up.
>>3065034
the only person i'd ever let cuck me is mike matei becaues he's the only person i believe to have a bigger dick than me, and i would never let a nigger touch my girlfriend. also mike would have to be my best friend first (if it were the sims, he would have to have at least 80 relationship points)
speaking of the sims,i recommend you all make a rolfe household in the sims 3. it's hilarious. i put his black baby in a room where it is neglected and i make mike and a black nigger fuck his wife daily while he is forced to watch
>>3065047
>Just look at average game protagonist.jpg
Oh you meanBald ones?
>>3065047
It's not because it's more attractive, it's because it\s the broadest audience.
Most people want to live vicariously through the protagonist and the easiest way is to make them relatable is to have them look like them.
So that's why you're often seeing a shaggy brown haired white person at the core.
>>3065056
imma let my black bull friend shove his shiny black bald head into your girlfriend's pussy
>>3065048
>teenagers are at the height of phsyical strength and sexual maturity
Teenagers are full of acne and nothing else.
>Posters: 21
Well, that at least gives me a little more hope for this board...
>>3065048
Teenager here (18 already, don't freak out).
I wish this was true, I'm a skinnyfat faggot and permavirgin.
>>3065067
Just let the cuckposters have their containment thread. And I'd say only roughly half or a little more of the posters in this thread are the ones going around calling each other cucks, so it's not as bad as it seems.
>>3065068
>I'm a skinnyfat faggot and permavirgin.
Don't ever get a girlfriend. You will be cucked.
>>3065048
>>3065062
In terms of average, yeah a lot of teens reach the height of their physical prowess because they just give up on working out.
I'm stronger and more fit at 26 then I ever was at 18.
>>3065053
can you make videos of this and put them on youtube to piss off his stupid fucking fans?
>>3065082
>then
You may be /fit/, but you need to work on your orthography
>>3065082
http://www.businessinsider.com/age-for-peak-physical-mental-sexual-health-2012-7
http://uk.askmen.com/daily/austin_150/155b_fashion_style.html
Men reach their physical peak in their early 30s, in actuality. This is pretty evident if you compare the average 16-18 year old to the average 30 year old.
>>3065082
you're a fucking cuck lmao
>working out
what, afraid jamal will steal your girlfriend?
>>3065053
>speaking of the sims,i recommend you all make a rolfe household in the sims 3. it's hilarious. i put his black baby in a room where it is neglected and i make mike and a black nigger fuck his wife daily while he is forced to watch
Wow. Teenagers have become a lot more pathetic nowadays, haven't they?
>implying James is a cuck
>implying James doesn't cheat on his wife every time he goes to a con and has hundreds of girls wanting his nerd dick
>implying Mike is remotely popular outside of 4chan memeposters
>implying you will ever be as popular as James
>implying the cuckposters aren't just insecure teenagers fearing for the grim future they choose
Let's face it, you're jealous.
Yeah, Jame's wife is probably a SJW bitch, the "caucasian sausage fest" post is real, but let's be honest, James fucks pussy like pic related all the time, he doesn't even care about his wife at this point.
You guys are all obsessed about some fantasy where James is actually a cuckold and Mike is some big dick monster (just because "OMG look at this fold on his pants"). In reality Mike is just a sidekick, a literally who, and James is The Nerd, he's the famous one, and he's the one getting pussy. Not Mike, not you, not even me.
It's all about James Rolfe.
Like it? No? Fuck you then! Because this is how it is.
>>3065107
>Yeah, Jame's wife is probably a SJW bitch, the "caucasian sausage fest" post is real
She just wanted the main cast to be more diverse and suggest he add a girl and a guy. I don't really see the big deal.
>>3065121
Shut up, jealous teenigger.
>>3065121
>James had an idea and like the cuck he is he watched it get fucked by other people.
Since the movie was crowd-funded and not funded by a publisher, that means he had complete creative control. His script was less edited than any other scriptwriter's out there.
When did /vr/ turn into /b/? Can the retarded teens please fuck off. You guys are crazy, you are wasting your lives.
>>3064908
Sadly this is true, and to make it worse it's niggers who get more testosterone. However I think I know where he got that from - older men seem somehow more "manly" usually, you can't just shoehorn everything about masculinity into one hormone.
Testosterone isn't "alpha", and all men shouldn't strive to be "alpha" anyway. It's all retarded nonsense, just live the way you want to live and do what you want.
The only single thing to look out for is how toxic chemicals in modern times and also lazy and fat ways of living literally feminize men. That's the main reason guys who work out look good - it's the NORMAL way for a wild man to be. The alpha/beta stuff is fuckwit nonsense and I've been saying it since years before the "PUA" nonsense collapsed.
>james's baby gets literally raped to death by a black guy
>he still goes on to create videos
say what you will but he's actually pretty tough for that
>>3064908
I still don't get why people are so bothered by his hair loss. Who cares? Hair loss really isn't a big deal. James is like 35.
>>3065135
actually it was that stupid faggot kevin finn who wrote the movie. I blame him for everything james is pretty cool but that doesnt stop cuck memes from being funny.
>>3065146
they wrote it together actually
>>3065147
All the black bulls that will fuck your wife in the future are bald.
>>3065137
>Testosterone isn't "alpha", and all men shouldn't strive to be "alpha" anyway.
GEE
>>3065147
Just get an implant with that beta money, problem solved. Tru cucks get on finasteride.
>>3065159
yeah because they shave their heads you idiot
>>3065160
i don't even know who that is
>>3065141
I think it's mostly teenagers who freak out about the thought of losing their hard. I guess since they're teenagers, they value their hair a lot since teenagers care about trendy hair styles and what not (although this being 4chan, most people are are probably obese metalheads with long, greasy hair).
I'm 27 and I keep my hair really short. I wouldn't care if I started balding, I'd just shave.
>>3065165
Well I see you're very intimate with your bulls, you know everything about them.
Do they shave their pubes, too? Or you tell them to keep them so you can eat them when you slurp their cum out of your girl's vagina?
>>3065170
Yeah. That's probably true.
>>3065172
i watch cuck porn, idiot. but i am not a cuck. i will never have a girlfriend by choice.
>>3065181
So you're a weeabo with imaginary waifu
>>3065181
Now, don't call me an idiot.
I'm way smarter than you, you simian.
There are multiple designated avgn eceleb meme shitposting threads on /v/. Nobody wants you here fucking up another board.
>>3065189
go cuck yourself
>>3065191
I see you liked the cuck cum slurp thing I said before. I hope to see you use it frequently on there threads, you uncreative, unfunny faggot.
You're not funny, never will be.
You are a waste of human DNA.
That's why you will never have a girl or reproduce.
>ctrl + f "cuck"
>more than 100 matches
>>3065191
Nigger, literally anyone can fuck an escort
>>3065208
Is that your mom?
>>3065203
>having a picture of a gorilla saved on your computer
i bet gorillas remind you of your bull, huh?
>>3065215
you want more pics?
OKAY GUYS, hold on a second.video games
There, please go on now.
>>3065229
That game they played looks kind of fun actually, I might try it out since I like Bionic Commando and Umihara Kawase.
>>3065232
>watching cuck rolfe
>>3064908
Excess testosterone converts to DHT and when it accumulates in the scalp it causes male pattern baldness. It is also causes benign prostatic hyperplasia. Note how both of those are exclusively tied to the male sex. When women have balding/alopecia it's never because of DHT, it's due to other factors.
Also note how DHT itself is a masculine type androgen and is responsible for various types of male secondary sexual characteristics. If you had no DHT in your body, you may very well have a nice head of hair, but you'd also likely look like some kind of androgynous eunuch or somesuch.
>>3065095
I totally agree, but you think some jock who played football in highschool and maybe first year college, but then became a fucking lazy cunt who just drinks beer all day is your "average" stronger teenager.
>>3065334
Hm? No I don't.
>>3065324
you must have just got done jerking off to my $500 prostitute, huh cucky?
>>3065324
Actually, I just looked it up and turns out dihydrotestosterone is even more crucial for males than I had earlier supposed:
>An example illustrating the significance of DHT for the development of secondary sex characteristics is congenital 5-α-reductase (5-AR) deficiency. This gene lesion can result in pseudohermaphroditism. This condition typically presents with underdeveloped male genitalia and prostate. These individuals are often raised as girls due to their lack of conspicuous male genitalia.
>>3065340
I'm amazed you wasted 500 dollars on a girlfriend you could have fucked a few times and then broke up with her for like half the cost. Like that does not look like 500 dollar ass to me.
/e-celeb/
JAMES cuck ROLFE
James lusts being fucked by niggers.
>>3065919
Shut up, cuck.
>>3065349
You've never even fucked a girl you cuck
>>3065939
it should be called up-cuck when you throw up
>>3066128
I'm a cuck so I'm going to masturbate to this, ok? Pic related is me.
PS.) James is a cuck whose baby was raped to death by a black nigger
Mike practices the games before they record so that he is better, James goes in blind. Mike has admitted this and it is the reason he doesn't like to stream cuz it makes him look like he sucks.
>>3066139
>actually admitting to watching cuck and cuck mondays
you're a cuck
>not reading this whole shitty thread.
Man for hating e-celebs /vr/ sure has a lot to say about them.
>>3064665
Yeah play an actual game like any normal autist.
This is the worst thread ever
>>3064416
>new thread as soon as the old one got deleted
sup mike
this is the best thread ever
well, at least it's better than discussing shitty e-celebs
>this fucking thread
well done
>>3066139
What did I say about watching cuck and cuck Mondays, cuck slave? I won't let you have your treat for being a good cuck, my cum-crusted sock on a stick (cumsock lollipop )
>>3066816
shut up cuck rolfe
>>3067298
Cuck up, cuck.
Come on /vr/
Unbelievable
Can't believe it's become this
Knowing that /vr/ is dead
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOUR KICKSTARTER CASH
TO MAKE A SHITTY FILM THAT SUCKS ASS
HE'D RATHER HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK
KEK HIS SJW WIFE IN THE ASS
>>3067676
Cuck made 4chan better including this board
>>3064923
that is because they are all autists and don't even know it.
>>3068326
cuck just makes life better its just one of those words that rubs tight wads the wrong way and its so satisfying because of that.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED KUCKS!
>>3064416
Why are there TWO threads about this attention whoring twit?
>the opposite of cucking
>>3068567
FINISH...the fucking story! What happened? What about the DRUGS?
>>3064772
Try started thinning at ~18, started shaving daily at 25
>>3068557
This isnt about james, its for spamming the word cuck
>>3068483
Spoken like a true /b/tard XD
JOKES ON them I'm only pretending to be retarded you cucks I'm actually a really good poster
>>3068483
Yes! How dare people yearn for this website to have discussions of a higher quality?! Good thing there are people like us around to destroy their dreams and prove our intelligence in the process! KEKS
>>3064417
>>3064457
>>3064513
>>3064548
>>3064635
>>3064642
>>3064647
>>3064649
>>3064665
>>3064685
>>3064694
>>Way too many to link back to
Seriously, why do you even come here if all you have to say is off topic BS?
On topic: James is just a casual gamer. Mike is a little more passionate about it than he is, and Bootsy seems to thrive on it. In all reality there are probably games James is better at than Mike or Bootsy, but there might not be. Film was always his passion and he fucked it up.
>>3069090
>admitting to watching the cucks and trying to discuss them
Bootsy accidentally uploaded a video of himself playing with his ass
he'd rather eat, his wife's used asshole
>>3069094
>Admitting to watching gay porn
Hey, at least I only watch the gaming videos. No gay sex to be seen there.
>>3068557
>nintendrones
>PS3
OFFICIAL LIST OF BASED /vr/ ECELEBS:
IGSRJ
mariotehplumber
Ulililia
Cinemassacre Extras (Mike Matei)
The Irate Gamer
Alexander4488
Happy Console Gamer
All others can fuck off back to >>>/v/
>>3069209
The only one that's actually based is uli, the rest is trash
>Mike Matei
He actually shitposts on 4chan, he's the worst.
>>3069214
>He actually shitposts on 4chan, he's the worst.
Yay! More baseless rumors!! :) So funny.
>>3069209
>irate gamer
>based
Yeah you can stick your dick in a piranha now
>>3069224
Hey Mike.
>>3069253
>this guy probably thinks he wrote a funny post
>>3064416
If you guys hate James so much, why do you post in these threads? All you're doing is drawing attention to him and his channel. If nobody hated on him, his threads wouldn't get any replies and you would never have to deal with it and get angry.
>>3069262
Nobody actually hates James, it's just the whole cuck meme (which actually pretades AVGN and comes from /tv/ shitposters) and vitriol hatred for the boogieman "AVGN fans who praise Nintendo games because James do, curse you kids!" from Sega fans.
I'm actually surprised how a lot of Sega fans hold a grudge against him, most of the times he shits on games, are games on the NES, not Sega consoles. I guess most of the hate come from the SNES vs Genesis video where he favored the SNES (aqnd only slightly, he always said he likes the Genesis a lot, too). But I guess people can't read between lines and they just saw that James favored the SNES more, even if it was only slightly, and then came to the conclusion that AVGN is the reason why there's so many Nintendo fans on the internet and why Sega is dead now and why they are not happy with their life.
TL;DR: people have issues and blame internet personalities for it
>>3069275
>from Sega fans.
your post was good until you got there. Not everything is black and white, my friend. There's not a unified army of people completely united through their pro-Sega ideology, just like there's no such thing as the bogeyman. It's ridiculous to assume that people hate James because they love Sega, and that the only people who hate him do so because of that love.
>>3069284
Just to clarify, I didn't mean that all Sega fans are like that. I like Sega a lot myself but don't consider myself a proper "fanboy" of any specific company, there's Sega and Nintendo games I like, and also games I don't like from both companies.
But I'm basing what I say from what I read here on /vr/ at least, lots of people defending Sega consoles (fanboys), blaming AVGN for the Nintendo fanboys boogiemen. Now, I didn't meant that all Sega fans are like this, of course.
>>3069090
Bootsy isnt actually that into a lot of games. hes been on shows that featured very common games and bootsy had never heard of them. The thing with bootsy is he plays the games he knows and likes a lot. He also doesnt get super emotional about fucking up, instead he figures out what he did wrong and how to do it right.
>>3069327
Thanks for letting me fuck your girlfriend last night. Will you clean up the cum that drips out of her pussy for me? Thanks, cuckling
>>3069308
Fucking cuckold I hooe you die
Suck my cumsock lollipop
>>3069396
I will probably die... someday.
Too bad you wish for that kind of thing, though. Even if you're just joking/shitposting ironically, that's kind of awful.
>>3069284
>There's not a unified army of people completely united through their pro-Sega ideology
That's what they want you to think.
>>3069262
they think they're funny
>>3069394
Dumbass, that wasnt my girlfriend, that was me.
>>3069398
He's a 16 year old kid. No point in trying to talk sense into him. Hopefully he matures and cringes when he looks back on his "cuckposting".
>>3069463
>>3069415
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>>3069463
Go back to /pol/ dude. No one cares that you're a willing loser for life you fucking faggot
>>3069473
Then why are you replying you stupid cuck? You must want to see cum leak out of your girlfriends ears..
MY cum or maybe one of my Bulls her I employ to fuck the girls of pussies like you
Let me see your girlfriend. I posted one of my $500 hookers earlier but the post got deleted by a cuck mod because he wanted to jerk off
>>3069475
You mad? You mad because retro games all aged like shit and Jamess baby got literally and objectively fucked to death?
And just because /pol/ is my home board doesn't mean j can't come here to make fun of you retrocucks. EVERY SINGLE came older than 10 years aged like Fucking milk and wine and is pointless to play
>>3069479
I found you
>>3069486
I think you're just mad and projecting. Why waste your time? Why give a shit what people do with their time?
>>3069487
I ain't reading all that cuck shit
That dying buck shit
He's like a buck because he's gonna take a hit
From my Fucking shotgun, bitch
You won't see me comin
Or cummin in your girlfriend he's lovin'
It because she knows youre a cuck
And she doesn't give a fuck
>>3069494
Oh so you're one of those dumb fucks who thinks listening to hip hop makes you cool. OK.
>>3069498
>hip hop
more like fucking cuck hop because it makes cucks hop away from their girlfriends vaginas so black niggers can fuck it. it's called poetry you god damn blackcum-gargling idiot
Do you think Mike spare some youtubebux with 4chan's administration/moderation so that they don't delete his threads on here?
>>3069514
Here's your (you) you fucking dumb ass pimply faced fucking faggot
>>3069518
Watch out, we got an edge lord over here...
>it's a James Rolfe thread
>>3069515
>Do you think Mike spare some youtubebux with 4chan's administration/moderation so that they don't delete his threads on here?
You don't seriously think this, right?
>>3069536
Really? Because he hasn't been discussed at all.
>>3069548
I'm honestly not sure.
I mean, other e-celeb threads get deleted almost instantly (the Pat one just got deleted a few minutes ago, thankfully).
But the AVGN ones remain, despite them being completely and utterly offtopic shitposting. And these threads will remain until they 404. The last AVGN thread hit auto-sage after 500 replies, and it was just like this one, nothing but cuck memes, not a single post about video games.
It's, at the very least, a bit strange.
>>3069557
It is strange, but the idea that Mike Matei somehow got in touch with 4chan's administration and offered them money and is ridiculous and, quite, frankly, a bit delusional. It's highly doubtful that Cinemassacre is aware of 4chan or cares about the website at all. There's no indication they would ever try something like this; in fact, I don't think they've ever done any marketing at all other than making guest appearances for other YouTubers (usually at their request) and making appearances at conventions.
The most likely reason that these threads remain open is to function as containment threads. If you notice, there is generally only one e-celeb thread at a time (or overrated games general or any similar bait/shitposting thread). I think the mods like to let at least one remain open because it honestly does improve the quality of posting in the other threads. Another thread of similar quality will be made almost instantly if this one is deleted anyway.
>>3069570
Yeah maybe I got a bit paranoid, but for some reason I can picture Mike shitposting on 4chan. I don't know why.
The problem with your "containment thread" theory is that right now there are 2 AVGN threads on /vr/ and they don't seem to be getting deleted any time soon.
Also I don't think letting a "containment thread" is a smart idea, it just reinforces shitposters to keep shitposting. The best way to deal with shitposting is deleting the threads, and banning them until they get bored and go back to /v/.
>>3069575
>The problem with your "containment thread" theory is that right now there are 2 AVGN threads on /vr/ and they don't seem to be getting deleted any time soon.
>Also I don't think letting a "containment thread" is a smart idea, it just reinforces shitposters to keep shitposting. The best way to deal with shitposting is deleting the threads, and banning them until they get bored and go back to /v/.
Probably true. That's just my best guess. It's highly doubtful that there's any sort of conspiracy going on or anything, though.
>>3069575
What did I JUST FUCKING TELL YOU?! STOP BEING A KEK!!!
Tell your girlfriend that i'm coming over RIGHT NOW and i'm bring Tyrelljamalique with me. I bet you're german or nordic or some other type of cuck ancestry you faggot
>>3064416
>mfw i'm a cuck
>mfw the new hatred of cucks is actually beneficial to me because i get to see cuckhaters write out elaborate fantasies in order to "insult" other users and i get horny from them
>>3069592
i'm kind of new to cuck porn, can you recommend me some good vids? unfortunately my girlfriend isn't open to the idea of another guy fucking her so i've been anti-cucked
>>3069594
Poor Little White Guy series is top notch friendo
Where the fuck did James go during this episode? That was a weird departure and reappearance.
