>The Kanto region was devastated by the force of nature that swept through it. Whether an act of god, or one careless trainer that cared not for its pokemon, 6 gyarados rampaged through the region, levelling and terraforming it. The rage of these Gyarados, who seemed to respond only to the name Spyro, was so powerful that even Cinnabar island erupted.
>Three years later, a legend was born in the Johto region, talking of a tiny, insignificant looking pokemon--a Dunsparce known only as Snakeyjake-- who took several male lovers while sweeping through the Johto gyms alone. When he finished, he set his sights on the elite four, then the Kanto region, which was only just starting to rebuild. That was not enough, however, and he even sought out the legendary first true champion of the indigo plateau and bested him in single combat as well.
>Some years later, a young child began their pokemon journey as well, and despite being set upon by two teams of well-meaning but stupid terrorists, the child would not be stopped. Along with their extremely rare, shiny exploud, they annihilated not only the terrorists, but the legendary beasts who shaped the land, sea, and sky itself, before making quick work of the newly-formed elite four.
>now, we come to the birth of a new would-be hero, in a new region. What legends will be told? How will this trainer impact the Sinnoh region? Only you will decide, /vp/.
For those of you who have seen my threads before, and those who haven't, here's how we do things:
>you decide who I catch, what I name things, etc.
>one pokemon caught per route
>all legendaries must be caught and boxed, no releasing them or using them at all
>all decisions will be made via GETs
>dubs can overwrite any normal GET, and force temporary rules(for the duration of the thread)
>trips can force me to release pokemon
>quads can force permanent rule changes
>we don't talk about quints.
well, /vp/?
1,2,3,4 decides.
>>26026272
Boy
>>26026274
name?
4,5,6,7
>>26026317
He looks French.
Quebec
>>26026317
scrungus
>>26026335
>quebec
you are a motherfucker.
I can HEAR rowan judging me.
>>26026359
you're a glib asshole.
alright, what's my 'friends' name?
1,5,9
DiscoStu
>>26026390
Montreal
>>26026419
this
>>26026419
too long.
>>26026426
rerolling
>>26026447
Krusty then
>>26026426
>>26026451
.....
as a canadian, fuck whomever is getting these...
...is what I WOULD be saying if the name wasn't too long!
>>26026472
Make it fuck CA
>>26026472
FUCK.
>>26026456
DOUBLE FUCK
Alright, voting for Ontario
.....
Ontario wants nothing to do with Quebec, just like in real life.
>>26026509
Yes... YES!
The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: God versus man; day versus night
FRENCH CANADA VS. ENGLISH CANADA!!!
tight like hiroshima and an atomic bomb.
yeah, THAT's how it works IRL.
This thread is golden.
Quebec is not known for making sense.
cette homme ne parle pas de francais.
HES SPEAKING IN TONGUES
Je dit que 'non'!
Quelle est son problème?
alright, so I really don't know enough french to continue entirely like this.
plus it's a filthy language.
>>26026643
well said ontario
>>26026643
>>26026648
If the joke is "threaten to secede again," then yes, it is getting old.
I want nothing to do with the rest of canada, but still want to take advantage of all the benefits of the country!
>if dubs pick chimchar
alright, who am I getting?
2,6,9
penguin
>>26026672
>benefits of the country
Such as?
>>26026694
monkey
get the meme penguin
First one 3 times in a row, god damn
Turtwig
>>26026699
trade partners, open borders, and federal spending?
>>26026696
piplup it is!
I fucking wish.
>>26026720
>Frenchies
>Fighting
>>26026778
nah, you have the french confused with french canadians.
french canada is the south of canada. they have an overinflated ego, think themselves better than the rest of the country, and they're a joke.
oh, and they're overly aggressive rednecks.
>>26026778
>Rolling for rule change: Must run from a battle at least once on every route
Let's show these pokemon what the French are made of!
alright, what's his name?
2,4,7
>>26026803
Trudeau
>>26026803
Reset the game and pick Dawn
Iggy
>>26026803
Toronto
>>26026803
noot
>>26026806
Re roll
>>26026803
America
>>26026803
Windsor
Canada
>>26026803
Levesque
>>26026803
Free your pokemon
>>26026811
noot noot, motherfucker
>>26026822
...or not, I'mma prioritize the dubs of the get over a regular dubs.
>>26026836
and thus, the adventure begins.
>a TM right out of the gate
the fuck?
>>26026848
Canada-Mon: Platinum Version-Eh
>>26026866
Plat-Eh-num
>>26026866
pok-eh-mon
>>26026228
TL;DR
oh god, a level 2 bidoff?
I can't deal with this!
>>26026894
TL;DR your a faggot
>>26026897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92gP2J0CUjc
>>26026799
OP make sure you do this, rolling for it to include the first rare mon/shiny/cool thing
>>26026897
RUN AWAY!!!
alright, let's try this again. route 201. what are we catching here?
kriketot
>>26026939
Starly
>>26026939
3,4,8
>>26026939
Nothing
>>26026897
ITS OVER
kricketot
>>26026954
nothing it is.
alright, let's check out a new route.
5,6,7
kricketot man
>>26026981
get starly
>>26026989
reroll
>>26026989
Fuck yeah kricketot
>>26026799
Rolling to make this a permanent rule change.
Come on everybody, we gotta make this happen!
a level 2 starly?
https://youtu.be/pUn3gf-0VlY?t=3m3s
>>26027010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqs4b5RiH0
>>26026995
starly it is.
name?
9,0,1
loon
>>26026799
Reroll
>>26027050
Fag Bird
>>26027050
Ball Pecker
>>26027053
reroll
>>26027050
Solid Snake
>>26027050
LilFag
>>26027069
Ontario's provincial bird win!
>>26027050
Pidgey
>>26027050
Booby
>>26027053
damn, I liked that name, but
>>26027077
dubs get it.
is thread dead?
>>26027259
no, I was grinding, sorry about that!
>>26027259
RIP in peace OP
new route, what are we catching?
4,5,0
>>26027298
Catch a Kricketot!
kricketot
Maybe a Shinx
>>26027298
The 9th pokemon you encounter
>>26027306
reroll
>>26027298
Shinx
If shinx, name him Kangz
get that kricketot
>>26027320
shinx it is.
>>26027298
nothing :^)
>>26027298
Sninx and release in next Pokemon Center
HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
AND THAT MOUTH....IT COULD EAT ME WHOLE!
>>26027376
Better run from it. Just to be safe.
You now have to draw all pokemon you catch.
>>26027393
rolling for this+ make them sexy drawings
>>26027376
SACRE BLEU
>>26027376
Name it buttz
>>26027376
https://youtu.be/08M7PNLaMt8?t=3m21s
New rule, only female pokemon can be used
>>26027400
winner
name?
3,5,6
>>26027446
Naw man, we sausage party now
>>26027466
Lévis
>>26027466
NOT Simba
lewd
>>26027466
Honhonhon
>>26027466
Calgary
>>26027400
win
>>26027493
calgary it is.
>>26027506
>>26027488
You skipped dubs op
>>26027519
whoops
good thing I didn't hit enter yet.
Why not make the lewd drawings a permanent rule?
>>26027666
needs quads to be a permanent rule.
and 7777 is coming up soonish.
Rule change: you must release every pokemon that participates in a gym battle and immediately replace them with a different pokemon after. Trained to the same level
new route!
what are we catching?
7,8,9
>>26027666
Reroll
>>26027716
budew
>>26027716
Budew
Budew female
>>26027716
If quads, you must catch a munchlax.
>>26027733
female budew it is and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
>>26027746
Reroll
>>26027752
Put your dick in it!
>>26027752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFefppqEtE
>>26027697
Re roll
>>26027666
Reroll for perma-rule
>>26027746
Reroll one last time.
Rule change: from now on, you can only name your Pokemon after Rugrats characters.
>>26027666
Crap, one more try, Reroll.
>>26027765
>>26027771
>>26027774
>>26027775
>>26027781
almost had it.
status update: still looking for a female budew.
>>26027889
and there it is.
name?
2,8,0
Mt.Dew
>>26027917
rolling for this
>>26027917
this
if dubs, Mion
>>26027907
Butter
>>26027917
>>26027938
Mt.Dew it is.
alright, I'm going to call it here for the night.
tomorrow, the rules reset, but we can see about getting any of tonight's rules made permanent.
also, r8 my lewds.
>>26027958
good night op also role for permanent lewd rule
rolling to release lewd
>>26027970
too hot for this board t b h
Reroll for nudes.
Check 'em and beat the game using Mt. Dew only
Only females can be battled
>>26031814
new thread
