Trainer greentext stories?
>be me
>hanging out in route 5
>pretty cool, there is a bunch of other trainers around to battle from time to time
>everyone has similar Pokemon so it's decent training partners
>one day some new angsty kid comes to the route
>saw him before somewhere
>welcome him and challenge him to a battle
>guy sends out a seriously strong team of extremely rare pokemon
>How the fuck did this 10 year old control the power of a fucking darkrai?
>1 pokemon left.exe
>send out my super cool rattata
>the guys pokemon is so powerful it tears a rip in the fabric of space time or some shit
>rattata is swallowed by the void
>battle lost
>guy takes my money and runs off
turns out he was this upstart from some shitty little town and also league champion
total asshole
>Fishing in the local lake
>There's a tug on my rod! Better reel it in!
>It's a fucking gyrados
>Flys around town burning buildings
>Hundereds dead
>Flys away never to be seen again
I still wonder to this day why they hang around water when they can fly, and why is it so easy to reel in?
>STILL liking Golem
>be me
>just bought the 10 nuggets for 5 pokedollar special
>suddenly this fat neckbear comes out of nowhere
>he is so desperate for some nuggets he offers me 5000 pokedollars for one
to this day i this sell him extremely overpriced nuggets
>be me playing yellow
>mother fuckin gary oak champion battle
>down to last pokemon each
>sends out jolteon
>send out pikachu
>starter rematch.exe
>slam the shit out of jolteon
>jolteon uses double kick
>oh shit like we gon lose
>9 hp left
>crit payday for the win
>crowd goes wild
>NO SMELL YOU LATER MOTHERFUCKER
>>25600534
Is that a smashed Zygarde Cell ?
also
>be me, kalosianfag
>on my bicycle, route 7
>going back and forth, enjoying fresh air
>everyone think I'm training for fucking Tour de Kalos
>they think I'm an outsider, soon-to-be bicycle champion
>I become famous, everyone's cheering everytime they see me on my bike.
>kids running behind me cheering, Rocky 2 style
>turns out I was breeding
>turns out the pokemon I was breeding didn't have the right nature
>still on my bike on route 7, kids behind me, people cheering
>"gonna fly now..."
>>25601052
>STILL posting forced memes
>>25600534
>be me
>want to become the very best
>already 23 years old, NEET
>follow dream anyway
>dad:"Son, this is not a real career path"
>mom crying
>go anyway
>climb up Mt. Coronet
>train hard, become really strong
>some weird guys in skintight latex-suits come around
>offer me a million pokebucks and "a ride on their rocket out of this world" if I keep intruders out and can be trusted
>okay.jpg
>probably a fetish party of some rich guys from Sunyshore City
>some kid comes around
>"Yo, that's nothing for you, adults only"
>kick his ass
>he blacks out and gets teleported away
>what.wmv
>fuck you dad, my career IS viable! I'll be fucking rich soon!
>hear a rumbling
>must be quite the party
>mountain crumbles, rifts in time and space open up
>poke-devil happens
>apocalypse now
>whole region on fire
>turns out the kid was working with the police
>i'm a wanted men now for helping terrorists
>sorry dad
>>25601072
>looks behind rocks for items because there are loads of brand new items laying around the world for some reason
>find Paras mushrooms
>you know, the scary ass fungus that makes zombies?
>store only offers five pokedollars for them
>fat lard next door begs me for the shrooms and offers me in the thousands
the only situation where I pray I'm dealing to a stoner
>>25601125
Well, I was looking up green alien blood on Google because I needed something green for this thread, so it probably counts.
bump for interest