This bird. This fucking bird is the saddest creation in the pokemon series. It's sole purpose is to cause chaos and destruction. Does it have a choice? No. Because it's programmed on a genetic level to want to kill and destroy. And because of that, it's automatically the enemy of every living being on the planet. And the only way for it to stop itself is to sleep. But no, the fucking retarded humans disturb it's sleep every so often for their selfish reasons and the unfortunate thing is forced to cause havoc while it's on its way to finding another resting spot.
GF, you thought it was edgy and cool to make this red and black cluster of death, but it will always be the Enemy and Xeneas will always be the Hero in every story these two are together in. The poor thing will never be happy.
Fuck you GF.
>>24983490
>implying death is evil
This deer. This fucking deer is the saddest creation in the pokemon series. It's sole purpose is to cause chaos and overpopulation. Does it have a choice? No. Because it's programmed on a genetic level to want to keep everything alive and create. And because of that, it's automatically the enemy of every living being on the planet. And the only way for it to stop itself is to sleep. But no, the fucking retarded humans disturb it's sleep every so often for their selfish reasons and the unfortunate thing is forced to cause havoc while it's on its way to finding another resting spot.
GF, you thought it was cute and cool to make this blue and rainbow cluster of life, but it will always be the Enemy and Yveltal will always be the Hero in every story these two are together in. The poor thing will never be happy.
Fuck you GF.
>>24983508
>implying the world wouldn't consider something thats only instinct is to kill everything that's alive it's enemy
Please, the worst Xerneas would do is overgrow plant life in a some industrial city. That might make it the enemy of some humans (not all), but definitely not pokemon.
Yveltal, on the other hand, would be the enemy of all humans and pokemon alike, because no one wants to die.
>>24983490
Yveltal is Death and Xerneas is Life.
Zygarde is Order.
comfort him vp
>>24983572
>Eternal life
>World becomes overpopulated with humans and Pokemon
>food eventually runs out
>everyone is starving, but can't die from the starvation, leaving an existence of nothing but pain
>humans resort to eating Pokemon and vice-versa, some cannibalism may be possible as well, all to ease the pain of starvation
>people and Pokemon being eaten are conscious the entire time because they can't die
Death isn't evil and life isn't good, they are neutral forces with no bias.
>>24983613
Yeah, but people don't immediately think like that when they hear "pokemon of destruction"
>>24983613
>>24983630
Plus we know Xerneas has control from the movie. Only when it's forced to, it'll make someone eternal.
We also don't know what kind of immortality it is.
>>24983598
Translation, I can't read moon runes?
>>24983490
This bug. This fucking bug is the saddest creation in the pokemon series. It's sole purpose is to cause bug and poison typing. Does it have a choice? No. Because it's programmed on a genetic level to want to be bug and flying type. And because of that, it's automatically the enemy of every living being on the planet. And the only way for it to stop itself is to sleep. But no, the fucking retarded humans disturb it's sleep every so often for their selfish reasons and the unfortunate thing is forced to cause havoc while it's on its way to finding another resting spot.
GF, you thought it was buggy and poisonous to make this purple and green cluster of bug, but it will always be the Enemy and Beautifly will always be the Hero in every story these two are together in. The poor thing will never be happy.
Fuck you GF.
>>24983653
>I'm sad ;_;
>>24983598
>>24983653
I've been flinging gaga's comics at this board hoping someone would translate them.
I'm still trying
ITT Autism.
>saddest creation in the pokemon series
ummm
This sea angel. This fucking sea angel is the saddest creation in the pokemon series. It's sole purpose is to dick around in the ocean and dick anything that has even a slightly pinkish-purple hue. Does it have a choice? No. Because it's programmed on a genetic level to want to have as many bastard children as possible. And because of that, it's automatically the enemy of every oversexed Ditto and everybody that rightly believes that Phione is fucking creepy. And the only way for it to stop itself is to keep at least 50 miles away from anything even superficially gelatinous, in addition to wrapping its genitals with at least five layers of Saran Wrap. But no, the fucking retarded completionists have to park its junk inside Jell-O time and time again. It'll never have enough time or money left over after alimony and child support to form that rock band it always wanted to play the drums in. But regardless, it will always be known as the lamest Mythical Pokemon, known only for fucking slime, and it shall be resigned to living in the shadows of Mew, Celebi, Victini and the rest. The poor thing will never be happy.
There is no justice. Fuck you GF.
>>24983490
Man, you're really missing the point. It's a balancing act. Death is not an evil thing, it is a necessary thing. Zygarde's existence is to maintain the balance. One cannot overwhelm the other, but both must exist.
>>24983490
>>24983508
>>24983655
>>24983757
If this becomes the next "It's just a dog" I swear...
>>24983490
It's my favorite legendary since Zapdos, so I don't care about any of that <3
A new copypaste meme?
>>24983655
That doesn't even work, your fucking moron.
>>24983490
le ebin pasta xD
>>24983508
Sweet, so he/she did make Xerneas as well. It's much better than I thought it would be.
If Xerneas and Yveltal fuck what would be the baby?
>>24983613
>Xerneas make absolutely everyone immortal just because
That's not how it works.
>>24984430
They're genderless deities, dumbass.
Real talk, just how many not immortal, divine or mechanical characters, creatures or entities from literally every series or single work of fiction could Yveltal stomp 1v1?
>When this Legendary Pokemon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of living creatures.
>When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life force of EVERY living thing and returns to a cocoon once more.
Its signature entry in the game it's a star of is beyond fucking broken. If you are not one of categories I already pointed out, Yveltal can literally kill you in an instant whatever way regardless of powerlevels or physical strength and resistance.
Spend too long without landing attacks? Sucks you dry.
Kill it? Does it anyways without warning and takes a nap for a 1000 years after casually reducing you to the soon to be not living equivalent of a sponge. Disrespect.
All that packaged with a potentially qt design are why it's one of my favorites.
>>24984436
>genderless
no gender specified =/= genderless
Just a reminder that it acts like a baby pokemon in amie
>>24984451
You're a fucking imbecile. Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem and Zygarde obviously don't have a gender either because they're all mythical beings and not regular lifeforms that need to procreate. They just exist alongside every other regular one. Stop this stupid shit.
>>24984917
only idiot gods think they don't need to procreate or have sex
>>24984430
>>24984927
>Legendary Pokémon are the same as Greek gods
Says that idiot who apparently can't type properly. Stop talking.
>>24984927
Zeus fucked whatever he liked, had all the fetishes known by humanity.
And is still God of the Olympus.
>>24984945
Exactly, he's a god yet used that godly powers to fuck around
>>24984939
>pantheons of specific "niche"
>not applicable to Pokemon legendaries
sure anon
>>24984934
>>24984934
>>24984962
>not a purple pegasus deer/hippogryph
>>24984440
But could he even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>24984440
I doubt Yveltal could do much in the face of a planetary-scale attack. Or being chucked into the sun.
Superman and Goku could both safely kill Yveltal with a little bit of prior knowledge.
>>24984958
>Pantheon is born like regular humans or mammals who are always designed that way
>top tier Legendaries have either always existed or are straight up created from nothing to serve their purpose
And you don't see the difference.
>>24984958
>>24985098
Pic didn't go through.
>>24985098
The only mon who fit that last one is Arceus, and even then you got shit like "born from nothing". You have stuff like Dialga being born for crying out loud.
Many polytheist mythos involves procreation. Some in abstract ways.
>>24984440
is Reimu divine? She's mortal, and relatively ordinary as far as greedy Shrine Maidens go.
But she also has the Hakurei Amulet, so that Yveltal could neither passively absorb her life force, and Fantasy Heaven (and the dodging capability) to avoid the Oblivion Wind. Yes, Reimu can DODGE. THE. WIND.
On top of that she has Fantasy Heaven to float not only in the air, between attacks, but between reality itself.
>>24985130
Groudon and Kyogre are like incarnations of land and sea while Rayquaza was straight go willed into existence. Giratina, Dialga and Palkia have to be straight up made directly by Arceus. Kyurem, Reshiram and Zekrom aren't even natural yet still capable of destroying the world and were all canonically split from something with a name like "The Original Dragon". Xerneas and Yveltal are manifestations of life and death itself judging by their powers and Zygarde is an otherwordly being of order intertwined with them.
Why is this shit even an argument? They're absolutely nothing like flesh and blood humans or mammals.
Just why the hell can Manaphy procreate? Did it just one day decide that it envied the mortal Pokemon and asked Arceus or Mew or whomever to give it the ability to have babies?
>>24985181
Muses are pretty much the "ideas girls" yet they are reproduced. Titans give birth, etc. Hell, Japan was given birth.
Just because you can't comprehend doesn't mean they can't produce.
But death is not an inherently evil concept. It's part of a cycle that bird is part of
>>24985243
To Expand " It's Species". So, It wouldn't go extinct.
>>24985277
>Japan was given birth
You're using the founding of a country worded differently as an argument for mascot Legendaries having sexual organs? Seriously?
>Just because you can't comprehend it
You're just some obnoxious faggot trying to force some shitty headcanon when the only Legendaries with genders can't breed either. This is fucking retarded.
>>24985317
The Undiscovered Egg (Group).
It's undiscovered.
It is currently unknown.
>>24985317
you talk about myths yet don't know the mythos (the mythos where Arceus is based from) of how Japan was born?
Legendaries (except for one) can't breed not because of lore but because of gameplay
>>24985130
>>24985098
Your main argument seems to be over whether they reproduce through sex. Even if they did just spring into existence from nothingness, that doesn't mean they don't feel stuff. And sex feels good. Ergo, it's entirely possible for them to pursue sex for recreational purposes.
The reason their gender goes undocumented is because nothing they procreate with lives to tell the tale.
>>24985335
>undiscovered
Because they're not going to discover it, you fucking idiot. There's only one of them in every universe for a reason unless Arceus makes another one. Reshiram and Zekrom are referred to as THE only Reshiram and Zekrom, not one of them. Why are you still trying to force this absolutely retarded shit? It's unbelievable how stupid you are.
>>24985413
Are you that fag who says Meloetta and Diancie are "genderless"
>>24985413
No. It's because. No Human Scientists had ever study them.
Try Hard next, Troll.
>>24985346
There's no reason for them to have reproductive organs in the first place, you stupid faggots. Therefore they wouldn't be created with them to begin with. They're not like humans or animals and are the only one of their kind.
>>24985432
Now, you're just being a fucking idiot and not even trying to back this moronic shit up.
>>24985434
They are not immortal.
At least, Xerneas and Mew is actually immortal.
>>24985442
No. Their Egg group is undiscovered.
>>24985451
You really are just mindlessly spewing this shit now. Stop posting and fuck off.
>>24985459
It's undiscovered. You noob.
>>24985443
Mew is not immortal, there are multiples of them as proven by a Japan-only event that for some reason wasnt added to ORAS even though the Eon Ticket happened. Same with jirachi and Deoxys as theyre space-originating creatures, and Heatran as they actually HAVE Genders and are just born from the earth's mantle.
>>24985442
Quit replying dumbass.
>>24985432
If Legendaries have genders and/or breed but humans havent discovered them, why do we know what gender Heatran and Landorus are?
>>24985443
Yes, they are. The signature trios of Hoenn, Sinnoh and Unova in particular have been stated to exist long ago in each lore meaning they clearly don't age.
>>24985467
1. Mew possess Xerneas DNA.
>>24983490
This bird. This fucking bird is the saddest creation in the pokemon series. It's sole purpose is to cause chaos and destruction. Does it have a choice? No. Because it's programmed on a genetic level to be relentless. And because of that, it's automatically the enemy of every living being on the planet. And the only way for it to stop itself is to remove intruders from its territory. But no, the fucking retarded humans invade its territory every so often for their selfish reasons and the unfortunate thing is forced to cause havoc while it's on its way to finding another resting spot.
GF, you thought it was edgy and cool to make this red and black cluster of death, but it will always be relentless in every story. The poor thing will never be happy.
Fuck you GF.
>>24985466
>i posted it again!
Retards will destroy their own arguments.
>>24985478
They sleep.
They can die.
>>24985493
It's undiscovered.
>>24985467
Humans haven't discovered them because there is no fucking egg group. Arceus literally makes one of his trio right before the player's very eyes because he's the one who fucking makes them.
>>24985505
No. Game freak don't want is breeding legendaries Pokémon.
>>24985500
>trying this hard
>spewing the exact shit despite someone explaining exactly why it doesn't mean anything
You really are retarded and can't bait worth shit. Kill yourself.
>>24985505
Arceus only created 6 Pokémon only.
Arceus is not omnipotence.
>>24985517
Go away. Noob
>>24985491
>relentless
This meme isnt dead? Cool.
>>24985505
No shit retard thats what I said.
We know enough about Landorus to know that its male, to have a Pokedex entry on it, and to know that heatran can be male or female, but we "havent discovered how they breed"?
I dont know if Heatran has actual genitals but im pretty fucking sure if humans know that it has them and what ones are male/female, they can infer how they breed. But they dont know, because they don't breed.
>>24985513
Latios, Latias, Heatran and Cresselia all have genders anyways despite being unable to breed while everything I'm pointing out doesn't have them altogether.
I fucking wonder why?
>>24985534
Game freak.
>>24985487
Can Mew use Geomancy without Transform?
No, because Mew is not a Xerneas and does not have Xerneas' power.
>>24985495
Deities dont sleep in the organic "resting the body and resetting metabolism" sense, they sleep in the "idle stasis until reactivated by time and need" sense
>>24985539
Mew possess Xerneas DNA.
Mew possess Xerneas powers.
>>24985537
Aegislash is a metal sword/ghost thing. It has genders, and somehow breeds.
Magnemite is a metal ball/magnet thing. It has no gender, and cannot breed. However, Ditto can clone it.
Heatran is a metal turtle, with much of its body as molten magma. It has genders, but cannot breed. Ditto can not clone it, either.
>>24985540
Prove Xern has DNA, prove Mew can use Geomancy. Mew's only special power is having a uterus.
>>24985549
Every Pokémon have DNA, Even Ghost Pokémon. It's Pokémon logic
>>24985495
>they sleep
See >>24985539
>they die
You're full of shit. Only Yveltal was actually in danger because they were draining its own life force away. How many times do I have to tell idiots like you to fuck off?
>>24985519
Arceus creates out of thin air, not births, those 3, you stupid faggot. Only Arceus can make them, which proves they're already out of the question.
>>24985569
Youre arguing with a guy who literally thinks "My headcanon is canon because pokemon logic and if it makes no sense its pokemon logic".
Jannies just delete this thread, everyone else quit rpelying.
>>24985529
I wasn't trying to be rude to you, anon. I mistook you for those other faggots who won't shut up.
>>24985569
Pure Fanon. All Pokémon have DNA.
Arceus is not omnipotence.
It only create creation trio.
All Pokémon have DNA.
This board. This fucking board is the saddest creation on 4chan. It's sole purpose is to shitpost and to force memes. Does it have a choice? No. Because it's programmed on a genetic level to want to shitpoast and force memes. And because of that, it's automatically the enemy of every other board on 4chan. And the only way for it to stop it are announcements. But no, the fucking retarded moot disturb it's hype every so often for their selfish reasons and the unfortunate thing is forced to shitpost while it's on its way to finding new leeks.
moot, you thought it was smart to make this furfar cluster of shitposting, but it will always be the Enemy and /v/ will always be the Hero in every story these two are together in. The poor board will never be happy.
Fuck you moot.
>>24985579
It's not fanon, you fucking retard. Arceus is literally shown in HGSS's event creating one of the 3 in a fancy cutscene before casually handing them over. Arceus is THE one and only creator of Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
>Arceus is not omnipotence
This means absolutely fucking nothing. Are you trying to look more stupid?
>>24985579
What fucking DNA? You mean a nonsensical excuse to have Mew and Ditto transform into them?
>>24985574
>everyone else quit replying
Where do you think we are?
>>24985614
>>24985624
Yeah, I'm stupid for trying to explain why game freak developers won't let breed legendaries Pokémon.
We all can't be winners like you.
I was born with low IQ and etc.
I make errors all time.
I am not perfect like You.
>>24983490
I dunno the bird seems alright to me
>>24985666
What the actual fuck does this have to do with my reply? Nothing whatsoever to do with the obvious reason those Legendaries don't have an egg group to discover.
Also,
>trying to play the victim
>on 4chan
>>24985692
:(
Game freak developers had plan for breeding legendaries Pokémon.
>>24984639
MY HEART
>>24985692
I meant, They don't have any.
I always make errors.
>>24985701
No, the only reason they're stated as having DNA is just so Mew and Ditto can use Transform. That's not an argument for them not being unique beings that have no need for reproduction and thus no organs for it.
>>24985719
I meant. They don't have plans.
It was error.
Mew can change at will.
>>24985614
Who's moot?:^(
Yveltal is cute! CUTE!
>>24985736
I always wonder why this retard gets attention in the threads he's in, but then I realized /vp/ is not very smart. I guarantee that if this faggot posted his retarded Pokemon in space pics this discussion would have turned out very differently.
>>24986538
Then post the actually cute images.
>>24987454
>>24986538
>>24987454
Every Yveltal is cute
Anyone else hoping we'll get to first see Yveltal and Xerneas in a cave and forest respectfully?
It seemed pretty lame that team flare just up and moved them from their sleeping states.
