Alright, admit it. Which one of you went and caught the hamster powering the servers?
Niantic is dropping the ball
How long does this shit usually last for?
God I hate when non-functional shit gets released.
>>27198602
Probably fixing the tracking glitch
Glad it's not just me
I was losing my mind
Me and my bro were about to go for a poke hunt wtf is this SHIT
>>27198619
What's that about?
>>27198582
Yeah this pissed me off. Took a walk in the early morning to try and claim as many gyms as possible in my neighborhood now that's down the drain.
I at least took a 16000s prestige gym with 5 mons guarding it
So it's not just me!
Anywhere where we can have updates on the situatio?
>hey lets release in a fuckload of new countries without upgrading our servers first!
>>27198602
I was just thinking the same thing
>just drop two lures
>seconds later the servers shit themselves
Every fucking time
>>27198628
No matter how close you are to a pokemon, it always shows as three footsteps away. It makes hunting practically impossible.
>>27198632
Same here. I live in the Deep South though and it's already 90 degrees here. I walked three miles claiming gyms and right before I could claim my prize it goes off
Tfw
>>27198632
>mfw I was working on taking down a 9th prestige
WOO ITS BACK UP!
>"Sir! Our servers are almost at their capacity!"
>"Excellent! Roll out another 26 countries!"
>>27198650
I never did notice that until you pointed it out
>>27198670
Why do you do this to me anon :c
>everyone on bluestacks gets banned
>>27198684
working for me anon
>>27198643
Where's Turkey?
>servers go down right when the hourly spawns by my house come up
fuckers
>Use lucky egg for mass evolving EXP
>Servers go down
post interesting/funny/weird gyms
Guess the fuckin' dog can go walk itself then.
>>27198730
>>27198730
I can't since I can't login, but there are 3 spots near each other, all with the same picture of two hand statues and they are all called "give a hand for ingress".
Anyone knows how long we'll have to wait?
>>27198643
>Still no Latin America
>>27198744
this one is sad.. i was there when this happened
>go to lake to watch hospital implosion
>hospital explodes
>fucking chunks of cement and bricks flying past everyone
>chunk hits girl 30ft away
>people screaming
>RIP girl
>>27198759
Nigga you think we work for niantic?
>>27198787
I work for niantic. Stop posting mean responses or I will personally ban you!
>>27198817
How long you fuck?
>>27198783
>Go to lake to watch hospital implosion
Anon why did you go to the lake to watch somthing you didn't know was going to happen
>>27198699
In the trash where it belongs
>>27198830
Somewhere between a minute and Graham's Number
>>27198834
It says that the government advertised it. READING COMPREHENSION SHOULD BE A DIAMOND DOZEN BUT APPARENTLY NOT ON 4CHAN
>>27198834
It was a planned demolition, dummy
>>27198834
Read the image.
>>27198783
IMPLOSION?
>>27198650
Right? And i only ever get three. Not two nor one to show if you're moving further
>>27198670
Liar
>>27198852
>A diamond dozen
>>27198859
The hipster way of saying explosion.
Is everyone else getting this same error message?
Recently reported a bug so wasn't sure if this was cause I reported a bug and they were working on it (in which case pretty great respond time)
Or is this simply the same message everyone is getting and it is a coincidence.
>>27198873
Implosion is a real thing anon.
It isn't a hipster way of saying explosion kek
>>27198883
A real thing is just the hipster way of saying the truth.
>>27198761
If you want this shit game stop being a top country for cyber attacks and IP spoofing. See: china
>>27198882
Yeah I'm getting the same message.
>>27198882
It's the 'server offline' message for everyone
I managed to catch a Dratini moments before the server went down. I hope it isn't lost due to some kind of server shenanigans or whatever.
>>27198882
oh fuck that means that they think you sent in a false report R.I.P.
>>27198882
same
How many hours has this been going for?
>>27198892
>>27198907
>>27198883
>>27198926
Ah Kay
So that prolly means they aren't fixing my issue where the pokemon nearby are all stuck at 3 steps distance no matter how close a really am.
>>27198932
Between 2 and 3 hours where I am
>>27198834
It was advertised by our government, as stated in the pic.
>>27198859
Yeah.. it was supposed to be a controlled demolition implosion but the official in charge hired some fucking cheap shitters to rig it up. It exploded and a girl died. Fuckin sad shit anon.
>>27198932
Been awake for an hour so at least that.
>>27198942
It's not just you, mate.
Happened just as I was planing to start my morning walk, now I'm delaying my walk I cause it's a major source of my pokestops.
>my whole day is being thrown into chaos
it works if you register with trainer club instead of google thank fuck!
>>27198852
For all intensive purposes reading comprehension isn't a diamond dozen, just like actually getting certain phrases and words right, yourself not withstanding. Most people could care less about this though.
>>27199015
You're joking, right? Shit is turbo down for me, too.
>>27199025
>could care less
Not sure if bait
>>27198761
fuck off, panchito
>>27199015
will I use my google account progress for doing that?
>>27199025
No need to be butt hurt. Thats just my too sense though.
>>27198783
I-is that the rock that killed her as her headstone?
>>27198783
12 years old. That just isn't fair.
>>27198859
Like explosion except it goes down and collapses in rather than up and out, at least that's the idea.
Down on Saturday morning. RIP Pokemon Go, you had a good run
>>27199091
Like 9/11?
>wake up
>was gonna go catch em all today and visit a new part of the city
>game wont even load cause of EU primetime
EUROKEKS RUINING MY ALL-AMERICAN MORNINGS AAAHHH
>>27198942
It's not just you.
>>27199079
I think it's a random chunk of the old hospital, anon. It would be in extremely poor taste if they used the actual piece that killed her.
>>27199084
It really sucks. Kate Carnell (govt. official who personally hired the cheap crew) was never even charged.
>>27199110
Exactly like 9/11
>>27199114
I think the servers are legitimately down. Not because they're busy.
So they are going to give some sort of compensation for all this down time, right? I'm sure there's been a lot of lost lucky eggs/lures/incenses due to the server shitting itself. I already missed out on part of a lucky egg timer because the game randomly stopped letting me evolve anything despite being on wifi and my connection being fine.
going to play my PS4 for a bit, let me know when the servers are back
>>27199148
lmao no
>>27199114
>implying it isn't the Japanese attacking the hamster server until they get their official release along with exclusive events where you can catch shiny legendaries and an OP pikachu.
![[ggcaust]_Maria+Holic_-_11_[BFE0C7D4].mkv_snapshot_13.01_[2011.04.08_14.23.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u9rtssQ.jpg "[ggcaust]_Maria+Holic_-_11_[BFE0C7D4].mkv_snapshot_13.01_[2011.04.08_14.23.35].jpg")
>>27199141
>>27198582
To my fellow weekend chores procrastinators: get your shit done while the game is down
im gonna do laundry and my groceries
>>27199154
sent ;)
>>27199126
> It would be in extremely poor taste if they used the actual piece that killed her.
i think its in really poor taste either way
>>27198582
Yeah, I was about to fucking track down a Snorlax when I got home too
the servers got hacked and taken down
Anyone else getting the erorr that they should try logging in with a diffrent account?
>>27199214
It was me.
Give me back my wifes son or I keep it down for good.
>>27199222
Yes, everyone. News report four minutes ago about how its getting doxxed by iSIS
>>27198691
>everyone on bluestacks gets banned
Good luck faggot. It's only a soft ban and I haven't even gotten that. My normalfag friends that wouldn't even know how to cheat are complaining it's down too
>>27199229
don't reply to me or my son ever again.
>>27198643
wtf where they thinking. They again underestimated how many people would be playing/downloading this. You'd think they learn after the first time. Incompetent idiots. I work fulltime and had planned to play it today with my younger sisters since I don't have time during weekdays but now I can't even play this shit.
>>27199038
people who say "could care less" but mean "couldn't care less" should be euthanized
>Wake up
>Remember by girlfriend of 5 years left me last night
>No energy to wake up
>Finally after an hour I get up
>Late for work
>Doesn't matter i don't need to setup and event for another hour
>Start up Pokemon Go since my Work is a Pokespot
>Down
I have absolutely no will to live.
Im just sitting at my desk with tears rolling down my face.
>>27198730
Fight me at Mr. Chicken.
>>27199305
Literally get over it
SERVERS ARE UP
>>27198602
Theyre dropping the ball because 50 employees for a massive game wasn't the best idea
>>27199189
You're right. Making it a gym so that people loiter next to it is pretty fucked as well.
game is back but no pogeymans show in my radar
>>27199313
GYMS HAVE ALL RESET, GO CLAIM QUICKLY!
>wake up this morning
>cubone
>click it
>servers go down
>>27199309
Holy shit that's a huge cock
>>27199344
City also has the children of the corn statue.
My vacation started 45 minutes ago. I only need 10k exp to hit 23. I was going to play after work until my eyes bleed. I NEED to play. Fuck.
I guess I'll sleep until it's up.
I haven't hit a game this hard in a long time and it's barely even a game. I can't deal with this downtime.
>>27199313
>request lake across house as Pokestop
Oh fuck I just realized do you guys think it would be more beneficial to have the lake be a Gym instead? My neighborhood is pretty barren, but I haven't messed with Gyms yet since I'm a low level.
What are the benefits of occupying a Gym?
>>27199286
Same. Got up early to go out before it get to 100+ degrees. Guess that's not happening today. I'll still go out in like 103F weather because I simply don't have the time to play this shit during the week.
>>27199313
You shut your whore mouth.
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
>>27198783
That's some Final Destination shit right there. Wow.
>Failed to get player information from the server.
It's been like this on the east coast, USA for hours. I could play a bit between 6-7 but almost like clockwork it started getting glitchy as hell at 7.
This is worse than New Vegas crashing every ten minutes. I just can't help but try and try again.
They need to come up with a way to take geolocation data from another application so at least players can incubate while it's offline.
This is going to go on all summer, isn't it?
RWARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>27199356
It has me on an actual exercise routine and this is fucking it up. I'm actually more pissed about that, what is this game doing to me
>>27199394
>game wont load
>this site wont even load
>>27199406
itll get better when the novelty wears off for half the people
>>27199416
https://status.pokemongoserver.com/
Up for me. You guys are remembering to close and restart the application right?
>>27199411
That's great tho, you should feel great that it's got you on a routine.
>checked
How many evolves do I save up for a lucky egg? How many evolves do fit into 30 min? 60?
>>27199446
you need to stop.
I will cut you anon
>>27199446
Didn't work for me until I did a hard reset on my phone.
>>27199470
Sounds reasonable. For maximum profit try to align some egg hatches with your exp bonus since those are pretty large
>>27199446
Yes. I have to go as far as to power down. iShiny
Seriously though there are plenty geolocation running apps that capture speed and distance data that could be integrated.
>>27199488
the neets are finally getting their revenge
>>27199488
Fucking script kids ruining my weekend plans....
>>27198783
Is that tomb a pokestop?
But of course the servers go down on the weekend, when people have time to play..
>there's people who spent real money on this piece of shit buggy game.
SHIGGY
>>27199446
I am going to find you chop you up into tinny bits and feed you to my wiener dog
>yfw every gym is vacant after servers come back
>yfw all the data is lost
>yfw everyone is level 0 and starts over from scratch
>>27199025
A+
elite-teir /sp/ and /lit/ poster here for pogo info in order to make my mons as powerful as my body and mind. MAN this board is easy to troll
>>27199527
JUST
>>27199500
Uh, I'm a NEET shut-in who has been outside more in the last two days than in the last four years. I sure as hell didn't hit the thing.
>friends finally decide to get together to walk around town and play
>wake up ready to go
>servers are down
FUUUUUUUUUUU
>>27199534
>giving scores to ancient pasta
Summer sure is strong in here.
Doesn't anyone read an archive anymore?
>>27199548
if not NEETS, then the hikkis
>>27199561
>implying theres any difference between all you weebs
I just threw a ball at a Jynx and it crashed mid flight.
Fuuuuuuck
>>27198873
An implosion is the exact opposite of an explosion, dumbass. It's when something collapses violently in on itself.
>>27199594
>trying to catch a nigger
there's your problem
>>27199514
It's a gym....
It's back up
For real this time its up
>>27199488
Japanese confirmed for angry autists ruining everyones fun.
>>27199561
Could be the hikikis doing it for the lulz, and you know if their servers are that wide open then they deserve it.
I don't think it's a DDOS at all. I think they're getting absolutely hammered with legitimate traffic and that is why they can't b& a complete IP range.
This is just a case of resource allocation, which is why I can play at 3:00 a.m. east coast USA time, but not 7:00.
They need to solve this by standing up a peripheral app that will track your movement/distance covered and/or swear to take data from App of Choice.
But since when could a decision be made at Nintendo with less than five thousand meetings?
GRRRRRRR
>>27199527
I'd message them for my $11 back
>>27199609
Thank god. Seeya nerds!
>>27199527
I'd actually like this. It would probably kill of a 3rd of the playerbase and it might be possible to hold a gym for a couple of days.
>>27199609
>>27199623
Why someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>27199534
>troll
>>27199559
> reading the /vp/ archive
HOLY FUCK ITS UP
>>27199601
Basically this. An explosion blows all the material outward - more effective at eliminating the material around the blast site and easier to rig, but has the side effect of spreading the material everywhere. An implosion has all the material fall inward. Shaped charges usually direct the majority of the force inwards, and the material follows gravity and the blast wave. However, it's never perfect; the entirety of a charge's force is rarely directed only one way, and the collapse can cause material to fall outwards.
>>27199488
>>27199627
The Japanese have been fucking writing up angry comments and emails to Niantic and Nintendo for the game not being in Japan first and not being out yet.
The Japanese rep of Niantic said to please be patient and stay tuned and all the japs being retarded and mad as they are go
>ok I'll wait to tonight
>I can't wait anymore
>you'll regret this
>fucking Americans will pay for this
>etc etc
Japan is still butt blasted. I'm not surprised if they did DDOS their servers. They're fucking nuts
>>27199657
>look mom I posted it again
fucking trolls man
WE'RE BACK BOYS
>servers down
You know what to do
>>27199629
Problem with that is you'd see exploited shit flooding gyms in no time
>>27199664
>>27199657
>>27199623
>>27199609
STOP! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS NOT FAIR
>>27199527
>all data is lost and everyone starts at 0
>everyone given 5000 Pokecoins as compensation
Yes/no?
>>27199316
>massive game
>its literally walking, sliding to catch and clicking to battle.
:^(
aww sheeeeeit what a messup
WHAT DID THEY DO? Its like turkey + france together
when servers are back up I hope the achievements aren't reset
>>27199660
Jesus Christ it's like watching a five year old grasp his dick in protest.
>>27199650
welcome to life
>>27199702
The fuck is poodle Corp?
Is it like the band Dog Police?
>>27199702
>>27199683
more like 20,000+ coins, I've spent way too much money on this game...
>>27199660
>The Japanese Rep said please understand
LIVE PHOTO FROM NIANTIC SERVERS, THEY ARE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING UPGRADES TO COPE WITH INCREASED DEMANDS
>>27199732
It's a hacker group who takes down game servers and channels of """"""famous""""" YouTubers
>>27199745
I spent 5 bucks out of desperation for PokeBalls.
>>27199732
>The message anon responded to is deleted
whoa,,,,,,, poodlecorp hacked and deleted the message,,,
>>27199678
Maybe. Fuck I'm just trying to come up with some good solution.
>failed to get player information from the server
Yeah. Not up here.
>>27199683
This. In fact I'll take 5,000 Pokecoins now just for the inconvenience of the last four hours.
1,000 Pokecoins for every player for every hour the servers are down.
Don't fuck this up Nintendo. Please throw your stupid Line servers at this or something.
>>27199748
Made me laugh.
Just got in
Currently taking gyms, hopefully I can get 10 before anyone sees the servers are back
>>27198855
GTFO truther faggot
>>27199677
I can't stand when people draw Misty thick like this. That's not what she looks like. She's a skinny girl and she's for people who are into that kind of thing.
>>27199660
Don't know what they're bitching about. They're going to get a more polished version of the game. Thats clearly why they've been holding out. This game has been glitchy and spotty as phuck so they're not missing much.
Also, we're a bigger market for pokemon so they need to STFU.
>>27199763
>tfw you will never run out of PokeBalls
Good to live in an urban area sometimes.
Weird, removing my sim card and putting it back in made it connect for me.
I saw that post on reddit. Fuck off normie hahah REEERRRRRR hahah! Post it, will get some laughs hahah I like it.
ITS UP
It's back up. Just caught a Eevee
Is it possible to get PoodleCorps twitter account taken down?
I am legitimately in now. Keep trying.
HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK UP.
NO LIE
WE ARE BACK BOYS
Context: NYC
>>27199790
Didn't she show up in later seasons thicker?
>>27199787
Read the thread you fucking moron, he's talking about old canberra hospital.
HEY GUYS IT'S TOTALLY NOT UP SO DON'T CHECK IT!
>>27199799
The amount of hate and anger from japs on the Internet and social media like Twitter is unreal
>>27199329
eh
if I died I hope I'd become a gym or pokestop or some shit
>check
>our servers are humbled by your incredible response
Lol
>>27199843
>>27199828
>>27199825
HERES
YOUR
FUCKING
(YOU)
PLEASE COLLECT THE NEXT ONE IN 10 mINUTES
>>27199820
If they can't take down ISIS accounts, I kinda doubt it.
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
That says it's up but I'm still trying. DC Metro
>>27199745
How much?
>>27199114
no, its all your fault, amerifats
>>27199842
John Howard did imploderidoo.
Debri can't melt Child Skull.
Not working for me here in Saskatchewan, Canada
>>27199843
Screen cap or it did happen.
It's still not working.
Too bad. I didn't play it so much...
Apparently it is legit going up for a ton of people now but UK seems fucked still, sad times lads
>>27199869
Working for me now
I'm in but none of the images of pokes stops show up
>>27199828
>>27199825
>>27199810
>>27199822
It was up for like, 3 minutes. Caught two Pidgey and possibly a Venonat, if the throw went through before the crash.
is texas working bros?
>>27199896
Yeah
Just restart phones dump cumps
>>27199888
Pokestops aren't loadin for me; I still have the infinite loading pokeball at the corner despite avatar and map and gyms showing up
Still down despite what http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go says
>Failed to log in.
>>27199888
That's how it was a little after 7:00 a.m. and seems to be an early sign of failure.
>Failed to get player information from server.
Ok. I lived through New Vegas. Time go do something else. Good luck guys.
>>27199909
Thanks fag, now I can't get in when I was partially in with no pokestops
Well shit I was in for five minutes and now it's not loading again.
Where is a good place to buy Team shirts?
>>27199955
The internet
Thanks to the false flaggers no one will believe me but you just need to uninstall and reinstall. Worked for me atleast.
>>27199488
TEAM ROCKET!?
>>27198761
It hurts
>>27199959
quints
SERVERS ARE OFFICIALLY DOWN
>>27199979
So close
Will it ever work?
>>27199848
>exclusive main game events
>free shit constantly given away for whatever penis god they worship in their clusterfuck shintobuddhism
>Pokemon center exclusives
>bitch about a mobile game not released in their island
It's like watching a rich kid whining about not getting the toy the commoners play with.
>>27199955
Go to Hobby Lobby, buy a few of those press on shirt papers and print out your own.
Just put my phone in the microwave for five minutes and now it's working. Catch you later runts.
Game will improve after this I think
>>27199961
No you need to take out the memory card and put a magnet to it in order to clear the cache. That's what is preventing login right now.
>>27200001
what setting did you put it on?
>>27200000
Quints confirm
Serbia still ded for anyone else?
Question: When walking to hatch eggs, do I have to have my screen on? I put the eggs in an incubator, had the app running and just turned off the screen, and walked 3 miles and zero progress was made hatching the eggs.
>>27200000
すばらしい ! ! !
>>27200000
Where's a good place to check those quints
>>27200006
Max Power
>servers come back up
>catch a Horse
>servers go back down
Cool.
>>27200032
You need to have the app on but be logged out
>>27200032
Put it in battery saver and flip your phone upside down. It had to be on and running to count
>>27200032
Yes, unless you have the Pokemon Go Plus accessory.
>>27200032
You have to have the app active. You can put it in battery save mode
>>27200050
damn, you caught an entire horse?
>>27200050
*Horsea
>>27200058
The accessory is the biggest crock of shit.
anyone else stuck on loading screen?
Why the fuck is gyarados so shit
I have three and they all have a move that only does 6 damage
JUST
