There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
http://pastebin.com/StT3Zajw
dogars.org
booru.showderp.com
villu-kun the king of neoderp
who should we hire to draw showtan porn?
join plug.dj/showderp-1/
shit thread
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398472968
>m-muh sword dance
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398476690
FUCK HER!
>>27109231
the fuck i'm reading?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398479610
rain on my parade
Ludicolo?
Is it because I'm a woman?
I'm a professional gamergirl!
Don't bully me again, EVER! ^-^
New champ!
me or special salamence
Me or GASTON
Deep Sea Salandit (Alomomola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Soak
- Wish
- Protect
Metro Sexual (Ninjask) @ Metronome
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Hone Claws
- Fury Cutter
- Roost
- Aerial Ace
>>27109479
Charizard-Mega-X @ Charizardite X
Ability: Tough Claws
EVs: 4 HP / 236 Atk / 16 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Inferno
- Hone Claws
- Roost
weezing
donk bune
>>27109479
Malamar
lapras @leftovers
hydratation
>block
>perish song
>rest
>rain dance
shedinja
HP Fire Specs Kingdra
Drop Button / Ice Meme / Scald or Pump / Sneaky Power
Modest or Timid as you prefer.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398486004
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398490757
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398494090
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398496614
>faggots who hide the room instead of using ignore spectators
new team
karrablast
Heracross
SICKER DOWN (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
-
gloom
Hydreigon @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Draco Meteor
- Taunt
- Roost
ebin cade's doge friend
lapras @leftovers
hydratation
>block
>perish song
>rest
>rain dance
sigilyph
Forsooth, Ludicolo
me or wish protect vaporeon
>>27109951
get out
>>27109973
pls dont bully people!
>>27110026
i hate animeposters i hope they all die
>>27110045
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398502247
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398505797
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398509219
>>27110045
quite rude
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398512616
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398517770
new team
Mega Pidgeot
duosion
Crobusken
>>27111032
Physical blastoise
>>27111032
dustox
something named yeet
ebin cade's doge friend if ebin cade is suggested
ebin cade if not
any boom boom you like
Special Swampert with Muddy Water, Mud Bomb and Sludge Wave. Specs optional
or
Dragonite with Rain Dance, Hurrican and Thunder
or
Something Hone Claws and Iron Tail
or
Defog and Inferno Charizard
or
Worry Seed Whimsicott
or
Frog Sinatra
Technician breloom called "The Requis (R)"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398523843
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398525049
fn voice momn
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398527630
last one
>>27111316
noober
>>27111326
wtf...
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398531010
new champ lol
L-ludicolo...?
me or bigor
Regirock
Articuno @ BrightPowder
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 248 HP / 132 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hail
- Roost
- Blizzard
- Hurricane
assist infernape
boom boom v2.5
>>27111682
india
>>27109503
use this but ughhh make her modest and hmmm sniper just in case haha joke btw it can be swift swim too lol but rain is rare and crits are hilarious haha lol
desperation
>>27111682
beartic
Mew @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Acrobatics
- Ice Beam
- Rest
- Knock Off
>>27111682
tropius
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398538183
nice team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398540688
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398541833
last battle was just a joke hehe
>>27112054
'avin a laff on our behaff
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398544360
whoops almost forgot
champ pls
>champ pls
champ pls
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champ pls
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champ pls
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champ pls
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>champ pls
champ pls
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champ pls
>champ pls
champ pls
>champ pls
champ pls
>champ pls
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398546715
after this new team
new team im ready to accept the shitmons i deserve
Viruse (Porygon-Z) @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Foul Play
- Facade
- Iron Tail / Giga Impact
or
Literally who? (Tranquill) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 248 HP / 176 Def / 80 SpD / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Facade
- Toxic / U-Turn / Taunt / Hypnosis
- Wish
- Roost
If odds: shiny.
If evens: normal.
lanturn
hurry clam
Cresselia
nick it after a cute boy
icy wind/hp fire/energy ball/iron head jirachi
@ shuca berry
if odds, black sludge shedinja. if evens, wew. if dubs, free pick
Genie of ur choice ;^)
>>27112558
Froslass (F) @ Icy Rock
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Blizzard
- Sleep Talk
- Hail
- Rest
Blood waifu
>>27112567
thats a funny name lol
>>27112571
>champ won't give that shedinja trick
CHAMP PLS
>CHAMP PLS
CHAMP PLS
>CHAMP PLS
CHAMP PLS
>CHAMP PLS
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/enchanteditems-398545810 poopyhead confirmed
>>27112604
ur face is funny lol
>>27112623
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/enchanteditems-398545810
wats the deal with excadrill's pecha berry?
>>27112664
thnx anon, urs is cute
what the fuck is enchanted items
>>27112623
oh wow, he got mad at that XS.
>>27112607
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398553842
thanks for the hint friendo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398556547
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398557792
I won finally
new champ
Me or haha
If Ebin Cade is in this team :3c use:
Ebin Doge (Smeargle) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Steam Eruption
- Psystrike / Moonblast / Ingrain
- Searing Shot
- Secret Sword / Aura Sphere / Stored Power / Baton Pass
if no Ebin Cade in team use this:
Viruse Bat (Crobat) (M) @ Black Sludge / Rocky Helmet
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 248 HP / 128 Def / 132 SpD
Bold Nature / Impish Nature
- Toxic / Poison Fang
- Confuse Ray / Heat Wave
- Venom Drench
- Roost
I'll champ. Just don't expect me to win anything. It's 6 am and I'm a bit drunk. And I haven't played in like a yearlol
sash breloom
specs shiny analytic starmie with HP fire and/or trick, named Decarabia
bigor
>>27112570
this again because i'm mad :-( with a nickname plz :/ (treat it nicely too no sacking or dumb stuff treat it right)
tropius
>>27113056
Ebin Cade
>>27113058--------------------------LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>27113063
we need more smt themed suggestions
>>27113058
Go to sleep dude you're gettingslow
>>27108908
did you say bane
>MUH LURE: the team
>>27113143
muh benis :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>27113163
Please don't shitpost.
>>27113179
woah three friendo that's quite a lofty request.
>>27112717
>>27112688
It's the OMotM. Basically it lets you get a second ability with items that are bad normally
>>27113143
???
>>27113192
I don't get it.
>>27113206
explain how
>>27113192
I'd fuck her
>>27113225
>>27113263
ok I got that one but stop posting.
>>27113263
haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before haha wow original joke nobody ever did that before
CHAMP YOU WILL BE IMPEACHED IF U DONT HURRY YOUR ASS UP
>>27113283
>>27113054
15 minutes over
impeaching this fag
15 minutes up, champ did not show up
NEW CHAMP
furret
>>27113066
USE MY MEME OR I WILL BE ANGRYYYYY
something with mold breaker
Either Blissey or Chansey with serene grace. The only attacking moves it's allowed to have are moves that have a chance to freeze, no toxic allowed. Name it ZA WARUDO.
>>27113335
use rampardos!
>>27113335
with no survivors?
>>27113335
Almost done though.
>>27113379
kill yourself
>>27113379
Sorry, you've been impeached. Try again later.
>>27113379
hurry!!
>>27113379
you're not champ anymore
try to be at least a bit fast next time!
>>27113357
Can't wait for Tri Attack Blissey to be legal again.
>>27113383
>>27113384
very well then.
>>27113379
shut up
>>27113379
fuck off you took too long
>>27113404
Don't listen to them. No one else is going to champ.
>>27113404
JUST GO
>>27113420
Someone literally impeached him dumbshit
I could have made the team 45 times by now
>>27113432
Fine.
Gib PU team.
Wanna discuss Pokemon Go while waiting for new champ? Oh wait, it has become normie game that got moved to /vg/. A board that got extracted from /v/ manage to throw a general-tier stuff in /vg/. Great.
>>27113461
>>27113335
This guy already impeached him, genius.
SPECS WEEDLE AAAAAHH
>>27113413
>>27113419
>>27113420
>>27113431
>>27113432
Jesus you guys are fags, figure it out. I don't care. I stopped after being impeached. I can finish up or someone else can go.
>>27113450
So do it.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398568572
>>27113481
>taking being impeached seriously
>calling anyone a fag
HOLY SHIT JUST FUCK OFF
>>27113489
Ok. that's fine. I'll get it right next time
>>27113503
>using caps
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398570111
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398570461
>people complain about the impeached champ
>ask for new champ
>new champ arrive
>only 2 mon recommended
Does Pokemon Go kill showderp or can we go with just 2 mon?
>>27113635
no you're retarded
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398572140
>Baton Pass Clause: Limit one Baton Passer, can't pass Spe and other stats simultaneously
What does this mean?
>>27113735
only one mon can have baton pass
it cannot pass speed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398573259
>>27113760
No, it can't pass speed and another stat simultaneously.
>>27113808
I know
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398575256
>Nexus 6P: why wont chimp speak?
locked
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398578679
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398580402
new team i am aroused
Roulette Rock
Porygon2
>>27114295
blood waifu
Memetei (Entei) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
- Lava Plume
- Shadow Ball / Hidden Power [Ground]
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
something fucking bad
Gardevoir (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Psyshock
- Thunderbolt
- Focus Blast
Kyurem @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Earth Power
- Flash Cannon
- Ice Beam
mandibuzz meme
a normal type with last resort
Swampert with Muddy Water, Mud Bomb and Sludge Wave. Specs optional
or
Dragonite with Rain Dance, Hurrican and Thunder
or
Defog and Inferno Charizard
>>27114315
>not specifying PAPA ROACH
>>27114308
best suggestion ive seen in a while
just cutting right to the chase
>>27114319
>defog over hone claws
>>27114308
the articuno champ fought
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398582755
>>27114399
Articuno (aiswan)
max happiness
-blizzard
-frustration
-kek
>>27114392
F U C K
R O C K S
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398584190
fisting is 300 bucks
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398585188
fuck u guys u fucgkingnerds
i bet you a bunch of 40 y/o in moms basement :)) pitiful..
u thikn ur so fuckin hot becuse you beat me in online pokemon ? hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
i have successful youtube channel recently got over 1000 likes with epic fail compolation i bet if i add you guys ill get 9999999999 likes haha :v
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398589341
new champ i have to fap to goodra
uhh meme
the one thing you can think of that will do the most damage possible, with an attack boosting nature
Ferrothorn @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Payback
- Power Whip
- Gyro Ball
- Curse
magenton
goodra called "im a degenerate"
Citizen Shrekle (Shuckle) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 88 Atk / 168 Spe
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Rollout
- Power Trick
- Rest
and or
Citizen Snips (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
larvesta
citizen squids
Tentacruel @ black sludge
-Acupressure
-Confuse Ray
-Aqua Ring
-Sludge Bomb/Knock Off/Attacking move of choice
>>27114989
this is me
mandibuzz meme
>tfw its too late and im too tired to champ
maybe tomorrow!
>>27115032
absolutely riveting blog post my man
>>27115049
thanks please subscribe to my blog my username is: Anonymous
>>27115032
sleep tight qt N
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398593511
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398594378
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398597924
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398599238
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398601245
did champ die
gotta love lee
new champ
me
citizen squids
Tentacruel @ black sludge
Defensive investment
-Acupressure
-Confuse Ray
-Aqua Ring
-Sludge Bomb/Attacking move of choice
Shiny Jumpluff or Mesprit.
Tyranitar-Mega @ Tyranitarite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 200 HP / 252 Atk / 56 Def
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Crunch
- Iron Head
dragon waifu
sd mega venus
topkekleon
Suxray (Luxray) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Wild Charge
- Superpower
- Ice Fang
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398604920
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398606018
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398608877
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398609911
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398610938
new team
balk mad buge
>>27116096
something weak to 6 types
blood waifu
liechi hitmonlee
Stallonflame (Talonflame) @ Leftovers
Ability: Gale Wings
Happiness: 256
EVs: 224 HP / 92 Def / 188 SpD / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Fly
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Roost
>>27116096
grimer
citizen snips
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398613832
Can we do doubles next team/champ?
>>27116212
I don't play dubs
somebody else might want to though I'll only be a few more games
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398614883
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398616515
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-398617665
