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Valor for life.
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>>27083049
reposting from general, as noone answered.

How do the teams work? If all the gyms in my neighbourhood are taken by the red team, should I join another team or the reds to have more fun Can I even kick out the current boss of the gym while being in the same team?
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>>27083049
I trust in my instinct.
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>>27083049

TEAM INSTINCT

NEVER SURRENDER

TEAM INSTINCT
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>>27083049
Mystic - House Stark
Valor - House Targaryen
Zapdos - House Lannister
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>>27083146
Same team you'll just 'train' where you fight the gym with one pokemon to grow its power. This will give it more prestige so it can have more slots (which you can put yourself in).
Ideally you want to be a different team so you can fight it with 6 and lower its prestige multiple times to take it over.
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>>27083049
Valor pride world wide
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>>27083049
>which one, /vp/?
The one that already stands on top of them all in your picture obviously.
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Why is everyone blue around me ;_;
I thought everyone would go for the qt girl.
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Team Instinct.
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>>27083339
>>27083226
>>27083216
More like team autistic amirite
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>>27083339
You know, it always made me smile that those who talk about this bullshit have a team of strong pokemon themselves. The message of the games is counterproductive - because in order to be strong in competitive mode, you need to be a heartless breeder, trying to create an ubermensch with right traits. Even using your starter, the one who walked all this path with you, is a horrible idea in the competitive sense.
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Vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/10714531
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I was born as an Instinct, but I identify as a Mystic.
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>>27083399
>competitive
That's your problem.
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Which team would /pol/ be on?
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Am I the only person who choose Instinct because I just like zapdos?
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>>27083476
Valor = Latinos
Instinct = Emos
Mystic = Business people
?
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>>27083545
You really don't get it, huh?
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>>27083277
Instinct is baratheon.
>yellow not gold
>stormlands
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>>27083277
Winter is coming
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>>27083545
Valor= gang minded
Instinct= loners
Mystic = Normie's Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>27083049
>>27083216
>>27083226
>>27083339
>>27083368
what teams...? There is only one.
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>not going with Valor
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I went team Instinct solely because all the fags around me were either Valor or Mystic. I'm alone, but that's okay. I usually am.
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>>27083583
I chose the right one for me then
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Valor=Autistic, retarded neckbeards.
Mystic=Normal people.
Instinct=Normal people.
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>>27083049
I chose Mystic because I like Articuno and my sister chose Instinct and I didn't wanna be on the same team as her.
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>>27083608
I'm actually loving the balance in My city. There's ussually one red gym maybe two, and blue and yellow fight it out for the other several. As a valor I can just go to the gym to train and be ready to take over the yellow/blue gyms.
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>>27083652
Does your sister happen to be your rival?
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>>27083653
Where I live literally everything and everyone is Valor.
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I chose instinct because I like Zapdos the most and the leader of instinct was talking about how cool as balls breeding and hatching eggs is.

I don't know anyone else who is instinct so I guess the loner personality applies.
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>>27083669
same, I hate it

where do you live?
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>>27083049

ew dude. it's like youre trying to combine game of derp with pokemans.

fucking nope
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>>27083669
Near me is all Valor with over 1200cp gym leaders. The few Instinct ones are fairly strong, but 1HP glitch every time. Very few Mystics, so it makes keeping gyms difficult.
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>>27083049
MY HEART BURNS WITH VALOR
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>>27083642
this
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Team Mystic gyms all over my area.

Fucking gayest team, but I might get lucky to meet up with some Tumblr chicks
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Team mystic just because I like articuno better than zapdos and shittier talonflame.
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>>27083875
>who set the rubber chicken on fire?
>oh it's that faggot Moltard
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>>27083837
>Fucking gayest team, but I might get lucky to meet up with some Tumblr chicks
Based mystics won't breed with valor scum and mystic autismos fear social interaction so don't get your hopes up with that shit taste of yours
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>>27083837
>Calling meeting tumblr chicks "being lucky"
This may be the saddest thing I've read all day.
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>>27083942
>mystic autismos
Was talking about instinct autismos of course
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>>27083628
Does anyone have a transparent instinct logo?
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Valor for life
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>>27083995
Here you go.
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>picked charmander, because it was my fav starter when I was a kid

C-can I still join team blue?
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>>27083049
Valor is losing the reddit poll, so clearly it's the team to pick.
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valor represent

good balance in my town, though. i see maybe a little fewer instinct-held gyms but not by much. there's one gym directly in the center of town that is crazily well fortified by mystics and that's the only noteworthy one.
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>>27083049
This is gang violence.
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>team valor
>every one else in the friend group chose Mystic
>get bullied for making a 'life ruining mistake'
>red team owns all gyms in town
>listen to their complaints
>keep on whining cunts
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HEIL CANDELA
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>>27083603
>2 years
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Team Thunderbirds represent.
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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that didn't pick there team based on which bird they like the best

k e k
e
k

also best bird is Zapdos, fucking fight me
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>>27084469

JUSTICE, LIKE LIGHTNING
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Remember: Team Instinct doesn't care about No Entry signs.
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>tfw you and all your friends are Instinct but your gf wants to choose Mystic
WAT DO
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>>27084607
go Valor
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>>27083277
Also
Mystic - Captain America
Valor - Iron Man
Instinct - Thor
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>>27084607
you stop posting reddit memes
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>>27083476
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>>27084678

If you're going on what each of the leaders say and represent it's more like

>Mystic = Iron Man
>Valor = Thor
>Instinct = Captain America
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>>27083476
Romania?
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>>27084481
Why would I fight someone whose opinion is clearly retarded
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I just chose Mystic because most of my friends did. Even if we lose in our area because it's full of edgy Valors, at least I'll be losing with my friends haha.

I've only seen 1 yellow gym in my whole area. They took over this cemetery with a Pidgeot that I could've beaten with my Graveler, but I honestly felt so bad for them that I let them have it.

inb4 >you don't have any friends
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>>27083476
>>27083545
>>27083583
>>27084799
>mfw red in my neighbourhood as far as the eye can see
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>>27083764

ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!
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>>27084873
Holy shit I can't even into greentext
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>>27083049
Valor and I convinced all my mates to also join Valor.
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>>27084175
Yeah, I mean...it's not based off your starter. What level are you? When you hit 5 and you face your first gym, THEN you choose.
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Reminder that the official Reddit team is Mystic.
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I chose Zapdos as local gyms tend to be blue or red.

I don't care about any of the teams desu, as they're all full of redditors, normies, and aspies.
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>>27084427
Why do they do this shit. Fuck silhouettes.
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>>27084897
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>>27084989
>K-ON telling others to fuck off
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Instinct, im neither edgy nor i like blue
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>>27083049

PLEASE stop with the Game of thrones shit. I don't want this game to be associated with those sister fucking aristocrats stories.
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>>27084450
half year now
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Valour, because I'm a waifufag and red leader looks like a genki tomboy.
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Team instinct in my city was wiped off the map in a day and no one has seen a yellow gym since
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Why can't I replace 50cp shitmons at my teams gyms with mine?
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>>27084427
I'd lick Candela's soles even if she didn't ask me to
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>>27084969
You can tell by the hair she's white. That's good enough for me.
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>>27085448

9_9
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Instincts are cool. They accept the fact that they will forever be the underdogs, and Zapdos is alright Valor is shit and full of commies..

t.Mystic
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Valor=Brawn
Mystic=Brain
Instinct=Heart
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team instinct
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>>27084969
It kinda prevents porn. Was that a design objective?
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>tfw multiple yellows starts popping up among a sea of blue and red.

My boner lives for this feeling.
I'd spread the love too but I keep getting 1HP'd
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Team ServerCrash
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Mystic master race reporting in from Northern Colorado, we run this shit
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>>27085831

What? Valor is heart. Instinct is Brawn
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So every gym and everyone around here are valor and mystic, I'm instinct because fire chicken sucks and I know faggots who are mystic and zapdos is stronger. My friend made the wrong choice and wants to switch, are all choices final?
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Instinct, cuz Zapdos is pretty cool I guess.
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JUSTICE, LIKE LIGHTNING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wHVXaQRuFU
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>>27085899
Get ready for silhouette porn then.
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>>27085954
>valor
>not brawn

Instinct is not brute force
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>>27086102
Courage against all odds is less like brawn than animalistic tendencies.
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>>27086087
good thing thats my fetish then
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>>27086038
Zapdos is a manlet
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Went red. Assumed kids would go with the blue team, because blue team. Even if Zapdos is my favourite of the three, everything else about yellow was lame. Made the right choice, I have 14 gyms with 4 other members all around my area. I think the daily gym reward is capped at 100, though.
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>>27085954
Are you fucking stupid? Valor is all about powering through with training and increasing your pokemons strength by any means. Yellow is the sciency route. I picked instinct for this reason.
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>>27086102
Instinct is exactly that its just raw skills and attributes. Its like talent. Nothing heartful about it

>>27086136
Exactly. Valor is literally defined a courage.
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>>27086291

>Yellow is the sciency route
What? Instinct is the opposite of science dude. Look it doesn't really matter but nobody would associate instinct over valor when talking about the heart.
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>>27086291

Valorfags take the team names so literally. Are they just too stupid to read the leader intros and infer from that?
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>valor
Gryffindor
>mystic
Ravenclaw
>yellow
Hufflepuff
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>>27086335
>opposite of science
You're taking care of eggs and breeding pokémon. How is that the opposite of science?
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Help please, I'm a level 6 and I can evolve my pidgey. Should I do it or hoarde the candies until I find a stronger pidgeotto or just wait until I can catch a pidgeot? Should I ever evolve when I can just wait to catch the evolution later?

Should I evolve my low CP Pokemon or not
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>tfw best team instinct
>all my friends are shit valor or shit mystic
I can't wait to take their gyms
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>>27086652
You can use evolution to level up easily. It gives you a generous amount of xp.
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>>27086652
Horde candies until higher level. You'll find a stronger Pidgeotto eventually, but it completely depends on how common Pidgey isnin your area.
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>>27086672
Same here senpai. Just found a group of 8 other instinct friends on campus today though traveling together to reclaim the gyms. My friends will regret their choice when we paint the town yellow.
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>>27084481
I based my decision on the descriptions and on the Kingdom Hearts forms. So mystic was my most favored team.

Never really cared for the birds. Moltres is the worst, but I don't like Zapdos's design either, so...
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>>27086625
>implying valorfags can read
>implying they didn't just see the word instinct and start shrieking about black people
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>>27086583

>Valor
Domon Kasshu "King of Hearts"

>Mystic
George de Sand "Jack in Diamond"

>Instinct
Argo Gulskii "Black Joker"
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>>27083049

>spark
>fucking nerd lol
>piss color
>worst legendary

>blanche
>long hair
>trenchcoat
>DEEPfag
>doesn't know how belts work

>candela
>qt grill
>short hair
>most likely a redhead
>plays to win

why is this even a choice
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>>27086815
>spark
>nerd
He was clearly made to look like a Lt. Surge type of guy. Not that I expect Valor fags to have good judgement.
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>want to join team instinct but everyone keeps bullying them
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>>27086777
Trips confirmed

>InSTINK
inferior team
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>>27086838
Team Instinct is for spineless pricks
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>>27086777
kek
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>>27086836
he looks like a cookie cutter normie
boring af bb

make a new account and choose a better team piss shitter
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>>27086872

Says the Valorfag who only gets by through having superior numbers
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>>27086900
My brothers fight alongside me, yellowbelly.
Where are yours?
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>>27086900
>only gets by through having superior numbers
There's more Mystic players in my city than sperm cells on your trash can right now
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>>27086920
You fight for yourselves next to each other. You're just feral animals tearing at the competition
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>>27086942

lol. Now you're trying to disassociate "feral" from "instinct".

Typical appropriation of superior Valor culture.
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>>27086942
Says the ape who chose "Instinct" as his motive. Why don't you breed more comrades to fight alongside you so your sour lemonhead goes a bit sweeter?
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>>27086335
>nobody would associate instinct over valor when talking about the heart
this is so retarded
only retards who don't think about the words they are saying believe this
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Team Aqua over Magma anytime, but valor is just the right decision here
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>>27086872
What if I just want to join it because I prefer Zapdos over the other two birds?
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>>27086928
In what kind of shithole do you life?
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>>27086989
>only retards who don't think about the words they are saying believe this

Yeah that's purpose of words stupid.
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>>27086970
>>27086942
>>27086928
>>27086920
you are both trash
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>>27086994
I like Zapdos too, I understand
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>Dividing players into 3 different factions
>Said Factions fight for the control of Gyms on the map in what is essentially a cyber turf war
I get the feeling that this can go horribly wrong.
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>>27086998
Southern California
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>>27086815
>waifufag makes a choice
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>>27087030

Tell me about it. In three weeks I'll bet you'll see headlines like
"Pokemon GO Player permanently crippled by a booby trap set near opposing team Gym"
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>>27087012
>fedorafag thinks his opinion matters
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>>27083532
Was my thinking also. Plus I like hatching the eggs.
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>>27083837
>He thinks tumblr girls are worth meeting
You poor fucking soul.

I'm a Mystic and I can not fucking stand the subtle tumblr association from /vp/.
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>gf thinking of picking Valor
>Fuck her into picking Instinct
Honestly thought, Valor fags are still better than overweight, tiny dick Mystics.
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>>27087112
The only tiny thing here is the amount of turf that belongs to you glorified pokephiles.
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>assume that everyone goes blue or red because popular colors.
>i go yellow so I can play against them constantly.
>everyone in the fucking city is yellow.

I mean, go team valor, but come on.
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>>27087061
It seems harmless at the moment but it could easily turn to shit very quickly. I just hope that it doesn't become this
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>>27087269

Same dude. But this game is basically ingress and that shit happened with that game.
Autists take fun things too seriously and make it fun for no one.
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>single-handedly took all the gyms in this small town where no one has a smartphone in the name of Instinct
Now what?
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>>27087381
LOL that sucks dude. I guess to just reign kind of your domain...
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>>27087381
rake in the free dosh and become even stronger
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>>27085016
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10712862/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10712862/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10712862/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10712862/

TIME TO DECIDE.

nobody is on instinct
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>>27087012
>i can be trash and still better than team valor
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>>27086201
You made the wrong choice friend. You should have gone zapdos and been true to yourself
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>>27087480

Exploding chicken is a cooler team mascot than Lightning Woodpecker.
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There's a dank mystic vs valor rivalry in my county. Instincts are rare.
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Just downloaded this and can only see rattatas about. Ive in the country to be fair but expected a bit more.

So any advice for a beginner, do i catch everything I see? Shoud i use the camera for encounter, does it make it easier?

Finally how do i find the nearest pokestop as there is none on the map
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Haven't tried the gym battles yet but do you guys think a Venomoth with 442 Cheese Pizza rating, confusion (12) and Bug Buzz (50, 2bar) can beat a Golbat at 437 and Jnyx at 453?
This Venomoth is the only decent I've found in 3 days but maybe I should hold out for this 10km egg to hatch before publicly shamming myself at this church.
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>>27083411
TransMystic?
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>>27083226
Team 9gag...
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DA BIRD IN DA NORF
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>>27084833
Wtf thor is instinct
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>>27084833

Thor is instinct. Cptn America is Valor
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>>27084427
Ze REDS unt ze YELLOWS must put aside ze differences and eliminate ze BLUES.

>Es ist Zeit für sauberen!
>Wir müssen die Bluden ausrotten!
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>>27088006
i don't know about the rest of you but this guy seems to have the right idea. i can't stand you red bastards but FUCK team mystic.
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>>27087987
>>27088003

Captain America has never given a shit about acquiring more strength. He's all about heart and spirit and being born with the spirit that makes him a hero.

Hence, Instinct.

Meanwhile, Thor is the "warrior's strength and honour" guy.
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>>27084833
uHHHHHH SORRY STUPID.
But VISION is mystic you DUMB DUMB
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Why does this poke ball in the top left always keep spinning? What's it mean?
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>>27088053
I think it means "loading" "updating"
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>>27088053
Loading, processing, whatever you want to call it
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>>27088040
We have vastly different interpretations of both the heroes and the teams
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you're all fucking faggots
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>>27088068

Cap's thing has always been that he was a hero before he got the Super Soldier Serum i.e. he was born a hero and only needed the power to back it up.

People take Instinct's name too literally and they choose to interpret it negatively as "hurr animalistic instincts" when it was clear that what they were going for was more of a "follow your heart" and "trust your intuition" type deal.
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>>27088103

this.
I can't believe I'm refreshing this stupid thread.
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>>27088110

Lol see I think the exact opposite. But whatever its pretty meaningless. I mean there was barely two sentences explaining each team so I'm sure most people just choose their favorite color.
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>>27088103
Get a load of this poorfag and his flip-phone
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>>27088172
Kek
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You aren't born with Valor
You aren't born Mystic
You have instincts from day one.

Why reject your natural skills? Why reject your birthright?

Instinct is the only true choice.
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>>27088212

instincts can give way to valour and intelligence. Ergo, instinct is the one true team
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i saw a stupid email about being black and pokemon go.
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>>27086806
awwww fukken yeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwyVV5_orBo
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I don't know which one it is but I chose Zapdos
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>>27088268
what did it say? and why would you not already include it with your first post?
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>>27088227
>false flagging this hard
Fucking Mystics, nobody but you is dumb enough to fall for that.
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>>27083049
So is Instinct or Mystic the Reddit choice? Both seem really "DUDE I LIKE FEDORAS LMAO"
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>>27088349
???
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>>27088368

Everyone drop what you're doing, the Valorfag needs to be told what to think again.
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>>27088404
keep crying cückaluck
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>>27088065

Why is it always doing it? Wasn't before. I haven't been able to find any Pokemon since its been staying
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>>27088459
Servers most likely. Too many casuals.
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Serious question;

>what difference does it make gameplay wise?
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>>27088671

Its just a fun little turf war. You get rewards for holding down gyms. You get rewards for supporting them. You get rewards for taking them down

At the end of the day its mostly just a fun little pissing contest hahaha
Alot of players are identifying with teams way too hard though.
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>>27083049
Team Mystic motherfuckers. I have nothing against Valor but instinct is for mentally disabled children.
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>>27083049
Mystic. Articuno's my favorite of the legendary birds.
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I saw a 250lb neckbeard and some teenage girls when I drove past a gym.
Should have surveyed what teams
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>>27083642
>>27083818
^^ picking valor is like saying youre a gryffindor
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>>27088671
The intros the team leaders give you when you're picking is misleading,

Instinct doesn't hatch faster
Mystic doesn't evolve more
Valor doesn't find stronger Pokemon

All of the teams are just recolors.
Just choose your favorite color/bird and go nuts.
but for real choose valor because we have the most people which equates to the most fun
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>>27083642
Valor=Autistic, retarded neckbeards.
Mystic=Autistic, retarded neckbeards.
Instinct=Autistic, retarded neckbeards.

>ftfy
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>>27088805
>>27088829

lol exactly anybody actually trying to use the pokemon teams as an analogue to some sort of race war is an autistic retard neckbeard.
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Anyone got a good Valor wallpaper?
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>>27084799
>>27083476
implying valor isnt normy af
ftfy
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>>27089030
kek
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>>27089028
here i whipped you up a minimum effort phone wallpaper real quick
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>>27083049
I choose team green
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>>27088212
You aren't born with a vagina
You aren't born with tits
You have a penis from day one.

Why reject your natural gender? Why reject your birthright?

Cis is the only true choice.
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>>27090447
>triggered
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>>27088925
anybody not actually trying to use the pokemon teams as an analogue to some sort of race war is an autistic retard neckbeard.
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>>27087807
>>27087807
>Ive in the country
>Finally how do i find the nearest pokestop as there is none on the map
u dont

>So any advice for a beginner, do i catch everything I see?
pretty much

>Shoud i use the camera for encounter, does it make it easier?
turning the camera off makes it easier because it stays in the center
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>>27088036
God I hope it's bed time already in whatever shithole you come from.
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Every day until you accept it.
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>>27090447
>i feel personally targeted
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>>27083628
The autism-free team.
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>>27083049
Mystic
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Blue for /vp/
Yellow for reddit
Red for normies
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>>27090748
Its been proven in polls and shit that blue is reddit. Red is normies. Yellow is for the best of the best
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>>27090768
>being this delusional
upboat XD
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Yellow: Hipsters
Red: Edgelords
Blue: Normal People
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>>27090675
Wait, I thought Instinct was the lowest? Does this just mean Yellow sucks at capturing gyms?
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>>27090697
If you think what team you choose on a pokemon game matters I have news for you...
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>>27090768
yellow is autistic as fuck
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>>27090768
Or maybe there isn't a single unifying trait shared between team mates and people just chose which one they liked best. Even among people with common interests you people will find something to feel superior about.
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>>27090837
Can confirm
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Valor. There is no other choice.
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Am I the only person who has met cool people on all three teams?

Instinctfag here
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>>27087381
Wait until valor arrives I guess?
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>>27083642
>All the gyms in my area are perma-red
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>>27091012
lmaoooo.
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>>27083049
Team Valor my nigga
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>no one remembers how zapdos made his brethren entirely subservient in Pokemon 2000 to the point that Articuno was crying like a little bitch over the amount of super charged, super effective semen pouring out of its asshole courtesy of THE GOAT original legendary

Team Instinct or die you fags
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>>27091921

>no one remembers
noone gives a fuck
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>>27091971
Isn't it past curfew in Kentucky you illiterate fuck?
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>>27092033
Kentucky? Illiterate?
lol sorry but neither are true.
Sorry I made fun of your gross pokemon movie trivia. I didn't think you'd take personal offense
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>>27092101
>noone
>isn't illiterate
Are the mosquitos especially bad this time of year in Kentucky, faggot? I hope so.
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>>27083049
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>>27092210
lol does that upset you?
Noone gives a fuck you limp dicked script kiddy.
Noone.
NOONE
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>>27092720
>this amount of autistic rage
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>>27091074
You gotta be sniping that shit man. Run around, grab a friend, level a few mons like crazy and snipe some gyms out from under them.
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>>27085348

Because unfortunately people with level 50 pidgeottos are here to make it stupid easy for Valors to take back hard-earned gyms.
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>>27090875
Red and Yellow are literally about battling and breeding, activities that the autistic side of the community enjoy way too much. Unless you chose your team based on either the color or the pokemon representing it, then yes, not picking Blue is a high sign that you're autistic.

Battles are one of the two major aspects of Pokemon so Red isn't that bad a choice, but choosing Yellow pretty much guarantees you're on the spectrum.
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>>27092994
>this amount of autistic projection
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>>27093492
>everyone is autistic but me. And I can prove it because blue is my favorite color.
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>>27093775
t. butthurt autist getting called out
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>>27094717

bluefag spotted
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Instinct because from the getgo I knew it'd be the "underdog" team and I'm an edgy contrarian so it was only natural.
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>>27086838

This is your chance to fight back to the bullies, anon.

Chose Instinct and fight those Valor/Mystic normies.
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>>27087269

I at least hope people realize this is just a game and it's not meant to be serious.
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>>27094717

t. bootybothered bluenerd who thinks I give a shit
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>>27083583
Instinct works in gangs more than anyone.
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Why are Mystics such obnoxious faggots?

I swear every single one of my friends picked Mystic for some reason and wont shut the fuck up about it.
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>>27095035

Definitely not. Valors work in gangs because they have the numbers.
Mystic are almost as bad but to a lesser extent.
Instinct are the outcast loners.

Valor= Reddit
Mystic= 9gag
Instinact= 4chan
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>>27083049
I only chose Instinct because Zapdos.
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>>27095060

That is because Team Mystic is about the truth. We respect and honor the pursuit of knowledge so that it may further our own enlightenment.
You silly little Valors and Instincts are all about the pathetic low level pleasures of the flesh with your love of combat and breeding. Your autism truly knows no bounds.
We Mystics are honing the blade of our minds while you neanderthals are obsessing over whos dick is the biggest. Topkek you pathetic neaderthal.
>>27093492
He gets it
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