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>Jigglypuff
>Wigglytuff
>Voltorb
>Electrode
>Mr. Mime
>Jynx
>Volbeat
>Illumise
>Wormadam
>Lopunny
>Uxie
>Mesprit
>Azelf
>Phione
>Manaphy
>Tepig
>Pignite
>Emboar
>Samurott
>Patrat
>Watchog
>Simisear
>Simipour
>Garbodor
>Gothita
>Gothorita
>Gothitelle
>Vanillite
>Vanillish
>Vanilluxe
>Klink
>Klang
>Klinklang
>Cryogonal
>Tornadus
>Thundurus
>Landorus
>Keldeo
>Meloetta
>Quilladin
>Braxien
>Delphox
>Florges
>Aromatisse
>Slurpuff
>Sylveon
>Klefki
>Diance
>Hoopa
>Volcanion
>Magearna
>ALL baby Pokemon
>ALL Pikaclones

Did I miss anything? Other than these the rest of the dex is pretty great design-wise. Bug ALMOST got away with not having a single shitty design.

And I should add that although Johto doesn't have any Pokemon listed here (besides babies and Pikaclones), its Pokemon are abysmally boring and average with a few exceptions.
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Butterfree is a pretty shit design
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>>27071562
I'm willing to hear you out as to why you think so but you better start talking fast.
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Almost all "pixies" i.e. Mew clones are pretty shit. You listed a lot of them though.
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>>27071542
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>>27071847
A shitty gen VI Fairy before gen VI Fairies.
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>>27071542
>Did I miss anything?
yeah, your opinion
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>>27072105
How could you have missed by opinion when your post implies that you disagree with it?
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>>27071542
mfw best mon kecleon isn't on the list

I have no face for the fact that it was just forgotten
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>>27071542
Maybe I haven't played enough of gen 5 but I completely forgot some of these even existed.
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>>27072236
Although there's a lot of Gen V on that list, Gen V in general is fucking great.

>>27072191
>tripfaggot
>meme wars gif
>doesn't like Kecleon
literally get out, enjoy your (You)
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Azelf is my bro though and genie Piccolo did nothing wrong
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>CTRL+F Parasect
>No finds
Good taste anons ty
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>>27071542
>>Jigglypuff
Smashfag detected
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>>27074310
Nah, Parasect a cute.

Paras on the other hand is fucking creepy
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>>27071542
>Florges
lost me thete
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>>27071542
>nothing from Gen 2

It's my favorite Gen and even I can admit Stantler and Pineco are ass.
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>>27074415
fuck off, Jim Parsons in not a Pokemon
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>>27071542
Florges, Sylveon, Diancie, and the Lake Guardians are ok imo

Cobalion and Virizion could be added though...
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>>27074561
>Virizion

Horrendous taste my man, if you're gonna add a Swords of Justice mon, add Terrakion.
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>>27071542
>>Electrode
>>Mr. Mime
>>Jynx
>>Volbeat
>>Illumise
>>Lopunny
>>Simisear
>>Simipour
>>Gothita
>>Gothorita
>>Gothitelle
>>Samurott
>>Quilladin
>>Aromatisse
>>ALL baby Pokemon

Only ones I agree with
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>>27074596
I have never liked Virizion and Terrakion is my favorite out of the trio...
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>>27074415
xd
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>>27074381
I removed all waifurshit, sorry.
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>>27071542
Wow, I actually agree with most of this list.
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>>27074561
>Lake Guardians
>good
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>>27074675
i like voltorb a lot and then... it evolves
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>>27074689
Well that's a saddening coincidence then.

Really don't understand how someone can like Terrakion, looks so boring. Just a single, bland color for the entire thing. Cobalion looks pretty vibrant, at least, though I don't particularly like him either.
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>>27074742
Same problem
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>>27074748
I like Terrakion or these two reasons:

-Terrakion can hold his own in a battle much better than Virizion and Cobalion, in most situations

and

-This is subjective, but I find his design to be simple, but powerful
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>>27074922
I would like Terrakion more if it wasn't so fucking angular. Too many stupid unnecessary lines.
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Not seeing the problem with Jigglypuff or Wigglytuff. They're a bit generic, but they're not offensively bad looking, and the former did its job as a balloon Pokemon pretty well, with its death animation in Stadium deflating and its singing-based ability being like letting air out of a balloon. They're definitely not as good as Clefairy's line if what you're looking for is a fairy representation, but they're still better than plenty of other cutemons.
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>>27071542
>Jigglypuff
>Wigglytuff
>Manaphy
>Tepig
>Pignite
>Emboar
>Garbodor
>Cryogonal
>Meloetta
>Braixen
>Delphox
>Florges
>Aromatisse
>Slurpuff
>Sylveon
>Diancie
>Hoopa
>Volcanion
>All baby mons
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>>27074960
If I HAD to take a mon off that list it might be the Wigglies I guess.
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>>27074997
Also
>Magearna
>OP pic is Shrek
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>>27074997
If you're saying any of those are good then you just rendered your opinion worthless.
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>>27075057
>not liking cute things
Who hurt you, anon?
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>>27071542
>This one
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>>27075138
I love cute things. Spheal, Cutiefly, Beautifly, literally whatever.

What I don't like are Bratz petz tier pink mon made specifically for girls to like (because girls can only like pink shit apparently).

>>27075159
nice shit taste
thanks for the bump
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>>27075181
>that one
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>>27071542
I am playing through fire red again and I want to assemble a team thats different but good. I started with Charmander, so far I have added an Arbok, Pikachu, Mankey, and Beedrill. I have no idea if any of those will pan out besides the starter.
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>>27075181
>What I don't like are Bratz petz tier pink mon made specifically for girls to like
>What I don't like
So it's subjectively shit, then? Not objectively. Cutiefly is my favorite Gen VII mon so far, and I can definitely see the cute merit of all the mons I mentioned in >>27074997
>>27075032 which don't even totally fit that label you put on them. Garbodor and Hoopa are cute in a different way than Wooper and Spheal, which are cute in a different way from Meloetta and Sylveon. There is no "one size fits all cuteness."
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>all those great pokemon
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>>27075407
Makeup and human-woman features do not a good mon make, nor do a shitload of unnecessary lines and shapes which is what makes Hoopa and Emboar shit.
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>>27075428
Like?
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>>27075453
Azelf since he's literally me
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>>27075432
Nah. Emboar is based off of Zhu Bajie. It fits the same design philosophy as Infernape, and the patterns on its body contribute to that design.

Hoopa is a cute tiny djinn. Its body is composed of circular wisps because it's a ghost, and the only line on its body is the V on its chest, which fits with its design as it's a seal which opens up whe it goes Unbound. It's design fits the idea of a playful little imp genie, and there is really nothing "unnecessary" about it.
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>>27075523
>Nah. Emboar is based off of Zhu Ba-- etc. etc.
Stopped reading there. Anytime I see anyone use this argument they're always fucking retarded. Just because a design has a basis on something doesn't fucking make it good. I'd rather have a mon based on nothing but look good than how-many-lines-can-we-squeeze-onto-a-pig.
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>>27075522
That's definitely the best of the three but it still looks like shit.
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>>27075542
>I'd rather...
So you're still admitting it's subjective, rather than objective.

And, still, nah. The details are put into its design because it's Zhu Bajie. No matter how many times you scream and cover your ears, it's the truth, and it fits well with what they're trying to convey. A big, golden-plated angry pig demon king.

If you had said Mega Sharpedo, then sure, because it's got "battle scars" which are just yellow stickers in the end. But the golden accents actually fit the designs that Emboar and Hoopa are going for.
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>>27075611
>No matter how many times you scream and cover your ears, it's the truth
I never disagreed with you. What I disagreed with is that Emboar is good. Mega Sharpedo is shit. And Emboar is too. A fighting pig was enough of an allusion, no need to rape it up with stickers and lines.
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>>27075659
The problem is that Emboar is going for a more royal, fighter theme to it, so gold and patterns would actually make sense with its design. It wouldn't be complete without them.
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Doc isn't that bad
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>>27074719
>being this butthurt that people fap to Pokemon

You're more of a faggot than anyone on this board desu
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>Ctrl F
>no Espeon
Good but I can't say that I approve of Meloetta being on the list, anon
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>>27071542
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>>27071542
>Tepig
>klink line
>Jigglypuff
>voltorb
>Uxie

These are all good, but other than that I mostly agree. I would add Drowzee, only one I can think of off the top of my head thats really unappealing to me
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>ctrl f
"Azumarill"
>no results
>i can sleep knowing at least none of you are complete shitheads
thank hevens, look like the plebbitors are asleep, I thought i was going to have to give a lesson in GET FUCKED
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>>27071542
>Manaphy
>Tornadus
>Thundurus
>Landorus
>Keldeo
>Diancie
>Hoopa
I want people who don't play competitive pokemon to fucking go
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>ctrl+f "my favorite pokemon"
>no results
your taste is tolerable, shrekposter
i'll let you go
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>>27071542
>Hoopa
>Azelf
Oh fuck you, ya damn ogre!
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OP's favourite Pokemon.
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>ctrl+f murkrow and honchkrow
>0 results

This thread's taste confirmed good
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>>27077152
Azumarill is best fairy by far, and that's saying something.
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>>27079360
>Best fairy
THAT'S NOT CLEFAIRY
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>>27079372
You're right, it isn't.
Good taste though.
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