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What do?
>>27066952
Gotta catch'em all
>>27066952
Quit and get a job where the boss can actually discipline his employees in a normal and respectful manner instead of one where your boss is a smarmy condescending cunt
>>27066952
Quit and on that day come in dressed as Ash and blare the Pokémon theme song on max volume from your phone/computer
>>27066952
Convince boss to drop their windows phone and get something they can run Pokemon go on.
>>27066985
>boss is a smarmy condescending cunt
So... all bosses ever?
>>27066952
>chase fictional video game characters
Implying that pokemons aren't real. This boss really is a lowlife.
>>27067030
My boss is pretty cool famalam.
Most of them aren't, but you wouldn't know because you never leave the basement
>>27066997
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>>27067030
Nigga my Boss is a chill fucker and we respect the fuck out of him for it
Not even three full days in and we're already this deep.
Something is just begging to happen with this game and I can't wait to see what it is.
>>27067050
>implying my house has a basement
>>27067113
Fine then, that damp, Dorito and cum stained hole you call your room
>>27067136
>eating Doritos
>aka the worst corn chip
>prof at a super nerd uni whose only good program is in game design
>every student is pretty much autistic
>already planning on telling them they are only allowed to play PGO in class if they are team blue
>i am actually going to check
>>27067163
Be ye a student or worker?
>>27067163
epic
>>27067214
prof, as I said.
>>27067096
End of the world, pokemon battles in order to get the key for the nuclear button etc
>>27066952
This is a photoshop, right? Nobodys boss would take the time to type this out and go make an antipokeball graphic and arrange it all and then print it in color to leave them a threatening note. They'd just talk to you in person or write you up.
>>27067239
Fug, My Dyslexic Autism struck once again
>>27066952
This is why you don't hire hipsters.
>>27066952
Your job dumbass.
>>27067260
The boss is probably half joking.
>>27067260
oh no it's real, but it's just some garbage OP printed out to fool everyone
can't believe people are falling for it
>>27067163
Fuck off bluetard, tell me the campus and I'll fly over there and take over all the gyms for Valor
>>27068846
No you won't :^)
>>27067063
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
>>27067260
My work did something like that before just to print pieces of paper that only had specifically my name on them around the warehouse. No, it is not Amazon or WalMart or Target or UPS.
>>27066952
Quit your job and tell your no fun boss hes a no fun faggot cuck on your way out.
>not having a job where you can just shitpost all day
>>27068846
You my nigga Valorbro
>>27069252
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
>>27067260
photoshop is an actual program, it's not just a noun that means "any thing that is made as a joke"
>>27067030
I literally know more of the job than my boss, and he knows it. On paper he's my supervisor, but I'm really the one pulling the strings. He's a good guy though. Probably doesn't want to ruin his free ride. I'm so competent, he doesn't really have to do shit. If he weren't so fucking fun to go drinking with, I'd hate his guts.
I got lucky with my job. My boss and his wife downloaded GO the night it came out. He keeps his completed national dex to standard and they even made a oshawott outfit for their baby when black and white came out. It even had a detachable plush shell for her to play with.
>>27069536
It actually is used to refer to any digitally altered image, like Google is casually used to mean internet search
While I think you have to focus on work while being there, this sounds like they have a bad work environment with that threatening and condescending tone, reminds me of my last job and glad I quit
>>27067030
No, not all bosses ever
>>27066952
join the NEET masterrace
>>27068846
Valorbro witnessed
>>27070020
and join the WEEB masterrace too.
>>27070554
I love moonman.
>>27067096
>groups of thugs prey on people
>more people get hurt
>car crashes more often
>I start an Uber for Pokemon GO and become a millionaire
>use my money to open a national park
>become a billionaire
>buy and island where it's completely safe for people to play Pokemon GO
>become a trillionaire
>declare war on ISIS
>win
>make the world a better place
>>27066952
Jesus christ are american adults really playing Pokemon Go in public do they have no shame at all?
>>27071457
I've seen quite a few people openly playing, particularly around gyms. It's strange, I haven't seen this much public acknowledgement of Pokemon in many years.
>>27068837
Saw OP's image on Reddit yesterday, fuck them.
>>27068837
>>27067260
OP's image is from Reddit, just
do a reverse image search.
>>27069925
you are lying,
>>27071726
I kind of think he's right, it's becoming pretty genericized.
>>27066952
They're right with break/lunch but why does this give me the impression that the person who made this is the "no fun allowed" type?
>>27067159
>knows his corn chips
Corn chips? This is your guy. He knows.
>>27071775
I believe the term you are thinking of is "shoop"
>>27066952
I work as a maintenance worker at a golf course which has to be one of the best jobs to complement this game
>drive around in a golf kart
>take a 5 minute break and catch stuff
>get job done early and catch a high cp pokemon all while checking in at the marker and getting more balls through out the work day
>>27071824
Which is a colloquialism for "photoshop." They both work.
>>27071879
living the dream
>>27071926
living the dream till the summer ends and the job closes then get to have Go shenanigans on a college campus.
>>27071879
I've got a good one too. Sit in an office within range of two Pokestops and sometimes (depending on GPS accuracy) a gym. I can't really go out to catch stuff, but so far there's been a steady stream of Pokemon coming to me. And these seem to be popular Pokestops to use modules at, so even better.
>>27072029
Nice! Do Incense make them come right to you so you don't have to walk out to them?
>>27066952
My manager let me leave the restaurant and go catch a Pikachu that was across the parking lot
>>27072062
Yeah, but that's in limited supply (because I certainly don't plan on spending money on this game). If you can get incense from Pokestops I'll use it. But so far these nearby Pokestops frequently have modules in them (downtown in a major city, so a lot of people are nearby), which works just as well.
>>27066952
Pretty based desu
>>27066952
#PokeLivesMatter
>>27075426
>Pokemon Go player finds body in US river
Bring in your 3DS and catch em all on something other than a cell phone.
>>27066952
convince boss that by using lures in the store it attracts people in the store and that im just helping promote the store for free
>>27069648
And yet he knew less than you and had more ambition and has the better position.
You're a wasteman, senpai.
>>27079296
And you're not a wasteman for having a less lucrative position but because you believe you have clout for simply knowing more and being arrogant enough to believe you can't be replaced.
>>27066952
>catch them
hahaha the boss is a faggot
>But your life is so much simpler and quiet anon
>everything is so old fashioned and nice!
and there are none of those awful dangerous gangs..
>Infrastructure? Hah who needs infrastructure.. Darling infrastructure is for the middle class, we don't need that... your father makes so much money that we don't need to worry about those kinds of things...
I cant get work (no jobs and parents dont want to get me a car(also too many unskilled workers in the region to begin with))
I cant move
I cant do anything that requires good internet or infrastructure of any kind
Im fucked guys, what do I do?
>>27079652
oops forgot pic related
>>27067163
Why do blues need to blackmail people to join? Cunts.
>>27066952
Wow your boss is a huge faggot.
HUGE.
>>27071726
Thank you Richard.
>>27079685
uh, learn to enjoy nature and also get a car?
>>27069648
I do the work of 3 people at my job so my boss buys me lunch every friday and I'm the only one allowed to listen to music on the floor. Because why should people who can barely manage 55%-95% productivity get any say in what they deserve when I'm doing 250% a night. I also get longer breaks.
>>27066952
>Not being NEET.
>2016
