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Come on man....
UK LAUNCH WHEN
Seriously, what the fuck. Is this because of the Brexit or some shit? Just give us a date at least.
>>27037611
Yep. And i just drove down to the park for the pokestops. Anybody else have to drive to find anything?
>>27038236
I have to drive into town for density, but I have some shit like a mile away I can walk to.
>>27038214
Ken, it's fucking horrible. I'm holding out and refusing to download the .apk just because I want it to feel legit, but it's getting really hard to resist the temptation.
Especially because normie fucks who played Red and Blue and then quit are all pretending to be legit long-term fans when I know for a fact they weren't.I just wanna feel special ;_;
>Watching tv
>Decide to check nearby Pokemon
>Kabuto
>Run out to find the fucker
>Catch him
>Servers die 5 minutes later
Who /safe/ here?
>Servers crashing every 10 minutes because America.
>can barely choose any nicknames because of the use of a database 5 years old
>Can't customize character after making it
>No perks for joining any team
>Can't trade
>can't battle outside of gym conquerings
>1HP Glitch in gyms
>Can't automatically take gyms after beating the leader assuming you didn't get glitches. Can just get gym sniped.
>Gen 1 mons only
Is Go the blunder of the century?
It's my lunch break so I pop my last incense and start walking and they go down. It's bananas
I have a yellow gym down to its last battle before i can take it over and now this shit happens
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27038317
I just got a Kadabra before shit went to hell, feels good man
>servers look to be stable
>"Alright cool I can pop an incense now"
>probably get about five spawns
>can only catch one before server dies
>time on incense now ticking away while servers are dead
I hate you fucking Americunts I swear to fucking god it was fine before your fat fucking asses showed up FUCK
>>27038383
>>27038214
Honestly you're better off waiting. I played till lv7 on my Pokemon Trainer account and havent been able to log in for over a day. Now I know what I'm missing.
>>27038317
I went on a good spree, got a Tangela, A few Eevee, and an Abra, and Bulbasaur
>>27038383
>Started waking up early so I don't deal with the crashes
>No good Pokemon in the morning
Either the servers die or I run out of battery because the game is a battery vampire
>>27038383
same here, poped one when i came back from work, caught a pidgey, server died
French official release, when?
Do I need fast Internet to be able to play it? Overused my internet volume and the game was loading so long. Dont know if it's the server or me
>>27038355
You forgot that it crashes constantly, freezes at loading screens, can't find your GPS half the time, finicky touch screen wastes your poke balls, and microtransactions are overpriced. Also this game is built for Japan so if you live anywhere not a city good fucking luck.
How the fuck did Niantic look at this as a final product and think yup seems good for release.
>>27037611
>get nearby gym's Pokemon down to one hit away from dying
>server shits itself
![Screenshot_2016-07-08-15-25-52[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Wad3cQB.jpg "Screenshot_2016-07-08-15-25-52[1].png")
>>27038236
>tfw not living in the middle of fucking nowhere
Feelsgoodman
>>27038383
No it fucking wasn't. Game was crashing before it was even released here.
Just Niantic fucking sucks and this game is a cheap cash grab.
Remind me again why companies don't rent servers from Amazon for launches?
>>27038477
>he doesn't have a pokestop at his house
Might as well just kill yourself now.
>Don't feel like going outside after every crash because I know it will just happen again
Really motivating me to go outside Nintendo
Went out in 101 degree weather with the app open from earlier. Vulpix, eevee and cubone all near me. A mile out and notice it's acting buggy and reload to see servers down. Why tho?
>>27038531
The GPS has been fucking with me even before it went down desu
>>27038362
When they fix these problems a good idea would to apologize to the players by giving everybody 5 incenses.
I was going to walk to lunch. Now I will just have a sandwich.
Well I'm not leaving this fucking spot until i get the gym. I'm not gonna have come here for nothing.
>>27038580
literally what happened to me yesterday and what I avoided today regardless of some anon calling me a bitch for it
How are you playing I can't even make an account
>>27038598
Use your Google account dumbass
>>27038214
If that was because of brexit it would be out in the rest of europe already you idiot.
>>27038477
>live in louisville ky
>nearest pokestops are at a funeral and police station
>tfw no car
>tfw shut-in neet
>niggers are outside
>start the game for the first time
>get it set up everything works fine
>see bulbasaur outside my house
>servers go down
JUST
>>27038608
Noooo
I heard Go is driving Nintendo shares up.
This is good.
Use it to BUFF UP THE SERVERS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>27038649
So you're an autistic, no life, no friends, pansy ass racist? Gb2/pol/
SERBS UP
>3 years of Ingress
>Never a single server fuckup huge enough for the game to be literally unplayable
>Only a handfull occasions when it had actual server issues
>Frequent anomalies when thousands of players are battling intensively in the same area
>3 days of Go
>>27038355
>1HP Glitch in gyms
What's that?
>>27038692
Jerome please
>>27038692
am from /r9k/.
>>27038552
>>27038524
>>27038470
>>27038355
You need forget what you imaged and think about wjat it actually does for what device it's on, the size of the app is minimal and if it was any bigger there would be cunts complaining about that. Trying to do something as big as this without any faults would be impossible.
>>27038673
>>27037611
This is some really shitty artwork considering how frequently you see it.
>>27038469
I have been playing with low connection speed, it's completely playable and won't really delay anything
>>27038698
I saved a picture of a nigger on my phone solely so I could reply to you.
>>27038649
>niggers are outside
>>27038236
>>27038297
>>27038580
moronic amphibian poster
SERVERS ARE BACK UP
>>27038649
>>niggers are outside
>>27038698
Not up for me
This is what all mobile gaming needs.
Giving the user blue balls at startup.
>>27038355
Servers crashing because of too many people
If any thing it's a huge success
>>27038779
Fuck you
>>27038649
Load up.
>>27038779
"No"
My work is a Pokemon gym. Paying to make my Pokemon stupid strong about 10 shops nearby.
Love oft when it works.
>earlier when server's first started sperging out
>trying to catch the millionth zubat
>Pokeball keeps freezing on the top of the screen midthrow
>both Pokeball and Zubat randomly spaz through the screen like sanic
>annoyed but can't help but to laugh
>>27038798
Maybe they didn't expect this many people to get in the game at the beginning, that or the amount of people downloading app via APK on Android or using iOS accounts that have Pokemon GO was too big that it ovsr-saturated the servers
>>27038908
Maybe they should have fucking prepared by using rental servers.
>Mewtwo shows up
>Try to catch it
>Servers down
JUST LEFT THE HOUSE SPECIFICALLY TO VISIT STOPS REEEEEE
>>27038908
They saw it coming and like every mobile app company they went full goy and cheaped out on the servers.
>>27038908
It's Pokemon
I barely like Pokemon and I downloaded it. So I'm sure other got it for something to do.
>my job has a lot of travel involved.
>working like a charm all day
>catch shitloads of pokemon just within my apartment complex
>take over two gyms
>feels good
>getting ready to drive around to pick up groceries and run a couple errands
>looking forward to hitting a bunch of pokestops on the way
>servers go down
>>27038908
Shut the fuck up.
Really. Just shut the fuck up.
It's like the gorrillion game that has server problems on launch.
They are just too greedy to rent more servers.
My facebook notifications are blowing up right now with people bitching about this shit
>4 pokestops, 1 at each entrance of the park that's right across the street from me
>I can infinitely farm items by just walking in a circle around the park
>but I haven't had a pokemon show up in about 14 hours despite walking everywhere
>Finally went home to appartment complex
>3 rattatas and a nidoran show up within feet of each other right near the main office
>touching them doesn't do anything, can't initiate an encounter, can't catch them now
>fuck my life
>fuck this game
>fuck everything
>>27038722
Can't beat the gym leader's ace because it stays at 1 hp.
Either you faint while it stays immortal or you time out and fail to take the
>>27039063
to...
t-to take the what anon!?
Is there a list of all the Pokemon in this game.
When the diarrhea servers come back I want something to look forward too
This will legit kill the game, normies wont have the patience for this
>>27039099
Looks like the original 150 for the moment.
>>27039081
He got murdered by the gym leader.
>>27038667
Literally why
>>27038673
Did they use this pic because those are the only fucking Pokemon IN THE GAME!
>>27039081
The sniper got hi
How did these fucking retards not anticipate that this type of game, especially Pokemon might have high traffic.
I am already bored of trying to sign in
>>27039235
Candlejack strikes aga
>actually get to gyrados screen
>RETRY RETRY RETRY RETRY
This game has motivated me to get a job and find my own place
so that I can play it and go outside whenever without being judged by my parents
>>27039338
I know that feel man. My mum called me sad for going to a pokestop today and apparently the game isn't an appropriate excuse for being late to a lecture
>>27039338
>>27039467
Who cares. My old HS friends and I all play it, and we're almost in our 30s
>>27037611
>Go out on a walk
>Lose connection to servers
>Try to connect for minutes
>Decides to walk back home
>Connects as I'm almost home
>>27039537
All fucking day this has been happening to me. I wanted this game to be good so bad...
All morning (EST here) everything was just fine. Now I'm going to get home and be able to play longer than 30 min and the servers will still be down
>>27039573
That's my problem too. I was catching a lot of stuff and hitting pokestops this morning, then at about 2pm, it went down and I haven't been able to connect since.
>>27039562
Go out at like 2am or come back in a week when the hype is over
They've been down for over a fucking hour now!
>>27039599
yeah It worked really well when I was out drinking last night I just was really looking forward to playing on my walk to work today.
more like pokemon stop
>>27038377
Thunder god acts in mysterious ways
>>27038580
even if you get it, some guy will come along and wipe his ass with your strongest pokemon. it's always like this.
>>27039773
Not the anon you were talking to, but how are you gonna get free shekels without taking gyms?
pls I wanna catch em all
>home all morning
>servers up
>go downtown for the afternoon
>servers down
muricans go back to sleep pls
>>27039899
>yurotrash can't wait to play so they crash US severs.
if you're an Australian you can stay
LOL
>>27039965
>:(
>>27039965
rude desu
>>27039965
Faggot nigger slut cunt I bet you think solrock is good
>>27038412
this! cant use trainer account. used to say "authentication issue" now it just poops me back to login screen with no message. whats the deal?
>>27039965
Jokes on you my mom is already dead
>get out of work
>excited to take over some gyms run by red shitters
>servers exploded
sure is fun
>>27039965
why
>>27039965
:u
>>27039965
nigger bitch
>>27040019
worked fine initially btw. if u then try and sign in with google its like a new file. i just wanna connect thru trainer club
>>27039965
Pls
>>27039965
>Not availabel in your country
>>27039965
actually not taking chances since my mother currently has breast cancer
>>27039965
fuck
>>27039954
oi cunt
>>27040222
>European Union
>>27039965
REEEEEEEE
Maybe this extended downtime is them fixing shit
Please let me hope
>>27039965
Why do you do this
> Be in university
> Pokemon and spots all over the campus
> I have to watch over the 3D Printer
> Finally finish
> Servers go down
This was 3 hours ago.
Now its night time and I cant give a fuck anymore.
Thanks
>>27040222
>buttmad Aussie spent the time to take a picture of his passport so he could call me a cunt
>he didn't call the yuroniggers cunts
>European Union
>mfw
>>27039965
maybe they should just delete my account
>>27037611
Anyone else bothered by the low resolution of this pic?
WE'RE BACK NIGGERS
>>27039965
Pokemon GO is shit and my mom passed away this weekend but here is your free (You) faggot.
>>27040324
Nice try
>27039965
Too bad for (You), I was already saved by Immunity Cat :^)
>>27040324
Servers are down again
>>27040309
It's pissing me off almost as bad as the servers being down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
non-Australians literally kill yourselves
>>27040339
>>27040346
3:45pm
REMOVE YUROP
>>27040402
Holy shit anon your party sucks
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/4rvh3i/a_detailed_guide_to_1k_cp/
>>27038284
>>27038284
>>27038236
Hahaha fucking pokestops-poorfags
>>27040419
Yeah....I know
>>27039965
you fuckman
>game servers completely full of children during the day
>have to go out at night in high visibility clothing so instead of being hit by a car i get mugged
bravo gamefreak
>Me and 6 people go into a nearby city with one of those fast little 4g internet hubs that one guy has unlimited data on for a "Poke-hunting day"
>Everyone in trainer hats and shit all looking forward to having a dumb fun little day
>Server down the whole time.
>tfw friends donated their power banks to me so I can be outside longer
Thanks guys. You're true bros.
>>27039965
Fug
>>27040302
I don't think you know who you're talking to.
It's cool, we were all new here once.
>>27039965
ffs
Servers are back up
>>27038692
>>27040535
Go to hell tyrone.
>>27039965
tee hee.
>>27039965
Fuck you.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>27040535
Worked for me, so if you tried to troll nice try m8
>>27038355
the 1hp glitch. that shit urks the fuck out of me. tried to take over a few gyms last night and fucking this.
>>27039965
Fuck (you)
>>27038214
>ORAS
>GO
>SM
Why is Europe always the last to receive Pokemon nowadays?
>>27039965
Fuk you <:(
>>27039965
>>27038355
Don't forget the fact it really drains your battery making you unable to play more than 30 minutes before your phone dies making you have to invest in a portable phone charger.
>can see gym from my house
>take over the level 3 red gym
>tough fight
>go back home
>gym instantly taken back by reds
>get a 330 CP raticate
>servers down
F U G
U
G
>>27039773
yeah it's some straight horseshit. Have my Nidoking there and some shitty eevee took it over the next day. horseshit
>>27039965
*sigh* baka
>>27038355
To be fair it's still on version 0.29 so by the time we get to 1.0 there will be battles, trading, character customization, and all generations of mons
>>270399654U
>>27039063
That happened to me while trying to snipe my brother's gym while we were at a park on vacation. I shall never get the chance to take that gym back again.
>>27040668
Thank you based immunity cat :^)
>>27040724
That's a big pokemon
>>27040562
>racists are from /pol/
corrected, wow amazing
this is how it works - everyone who is racist or ignorant is from /pol/, and anyone you don't like is from reddit.
Servers still down for you guys?
>>27040793
They're never coming back
>>27038979
>they're too greedy to make their app successful
hmm
>>27040793
yeah
Anyone having issues with pokestops not loading? I was in range of like 4 before the servers went down and I could only get stuff from 1 of them. General server hiccup?
>>27040629
>༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
DO IT AGAIN!!! MAYBE WITH ENOUGH SHEER WILLPOWER!!!
>>27039965
benis
>>27040864
Yeah, I was able to get in but the pokestop near me wouldn't load properly.
>>27040874
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Servers are down.
Post your teams.
>>27040864
Before servers went down, yes. They did load, but it kept zooming into their info instantly on it's own.
>>27039965
I wouldn't mind if they deleted my account but you had to bring my mother into this.
>>27040924
Blu reporting in
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY LIFEFORCE ITS NOT LIKE I NEED IT ANYWAY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>27040924
Yellow here
>>27040955
gtfo
>>27040924
>>27039965
fuck you
>>27039965
Fuck you
if there is a yellow gym nearby, should i join yellow for free shit or a different color to try to fight my way in?
>>27039965
UK release now please
>>27040924
team mystic on deck
>>27040955
My Mystic brethren!
>>27041042
Iunno about other regions, but in mine I barely see any yellow. It's all blue and red. With most of them being stacked in blue.
>>27038649
>tfw I live in Louisville KY too
I currently control the gym at the Bardstown Rd Krogers, come fite me
>>27041077
Red has conquered pretty much my whole town, with just one Blue gym located in a tiny ass Methodist church.
>>27040955
I was really hoping for a green team as I prefer that one, then I had to pick from 3 shitty ones.
Yellow was too gay (male leader)
Blue was too cool
Red was too edgy
I went blue because she looked cute.
I don't mind short hair and my dick is now pointing in that direction.
>>27040999
No
Nice trips though
Bullshit. Havent been able to log in all day.
Are servers still down for everyone?
Servers are fucked so I can't even reach level 4
>>27041116
México out
>>27041080
what's wrong with that bulbasaur on the left?
I just want to go on a nightly walk and catch a bunch of pokemon
Is this too much to ask
Boy howdy do I love being unable to play because of cheap servers.
>>27040924
Red here
>>27039965
Dick
>>27040924
Blue blur reporting in.
>>27040924
Team iceburd reporting.
>>27038731
>impossible
No it isn't. Creating a big game isn't an excuse for shitty programming. Sure programs can be buggy, but good testing fixes that.
>>27037611
>Game released for Americans
>Fucking EUROTRASH FUCKS STEALING OUR BANDWITH
WTF THIS ISN'T FAIR ITS ILLEGAL
>>27041152
THIS
They fucking better be using this downtime on actually doing something about their horrible servers.
>>27040924
Team Mystic because Articuno is my favorite.
>>27038673
The golbats wings are lower res than everything else why?
>>27041187
>implying it's Europe and not California
No surprise that everything went to hell once west coast woke up.
>>27041187
>buy cheap american servers
>complain when they go down
Your fault, our servers in Europe could've easily handled the whole world from loading in.
>>27041187
>tfw playing in México.
Yeah EUROTRASH
i sent my poke to stay at a gym, im not the leader, what do i get out of it?
>>27041224
Yeah because "made in britain" has such a good reputation
>>27041251
Literal cuck.
> it's a ....maaad world
Oh shit I made it in.
Washington State here.
>>27041251
Pretty sure you still get coins, go to the shop and try to click the shield icon in the top right.
>map out plan with schedule before going on train out of town
>pokemon go does what it does best
give the yuropoors their servers already
at least my town has no blacks so it's safe at night
>>27041251
The occasional free shit
once per day, you can get some dust and other shit for every gym you contribute to
>>27037611
>downloaded GO the second it went up
>busy day
>finally got to play at night
>five minutes in
>choose character and starter
>get kicked off
>have yet to be able to log in a single time since
Fuuuuck dudes, I just want to play. I should have used my Google account instead. It's too late now, I already used my favorite username on the Trainer Club account and spent a dollar of free money I had from some random iBooks lawsuit on coins.
>>27041292
shit nigger really?
WA here as well, trying it out
Servers back up for me
oh shit my game is loading somehow
Are the PTC accounts ever going to work again?
I finally caved and made a Google account to play in the meantime, but I really wanted to use the name with my PTC account and I caught an Ommanyte on there...
>>27039965
reply
>>27041320
>>27041326
Immediately broke again. Got the pokeball softlock again.
>>27039965
fuck you
>>27041360
shit
same
>>27041360
>>27041373
Yep. It's RIP. We're just actively DDoSing their servers.
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I still haven't been able to make use of the pokespot because the servers won't stay up for 5 minutes. :|
SERVERS UP BOYS!!!!!!!
I am so putting a Jynx here
>>27041422
Or a Mankey
I just hope my Pokemon Trainer acoutn name isn't already taken, which is the name I use for everything. But if >>27041397 is an indication, it is probably already taken and the only available names are ones with both numbers AND letters or maybe underscores
I don't understand why companies still refuse to rent servers for launches.
You don't have to actually buy the servers, you can stop using them once the load drops off, and it makes your launch fantastic instead of being a pile of shit.
>>27041422
>>27041437
Just level the gym up and put both.
No gyms, stops or even a single spawn in radius from my home
Checked in at least 5 customers homes today, and still nothing. You lucky motherfuckers.
>>27041445
Can you double up with your own Pokemon?
>>27041445
On my way to de-rank ur gym.
>>27041441
I have 3 super bizzare names and all were taken. No special characters (including underscore) allowed. So have fun being fuccboi02938.
What is this suppose to mean
>>27041465
Nope. Only people of the same team can add.
Got in boys. Ghastly everywhere
>>27041445
Wait, you can put more than one pokemon?
I think it gains a level for every trainer that puts their mon and everyone can only put one
>>27041202
All 3D rendered parts of that image is low res.
I'm considering faking my GPS signal. Do you think Niantic will notice? Will I get B&?
>>27041441
>>27041470
PokemonGO shares the same username database as Ingress.
>>27038649
Live in norther ky. No pokestops to be seen unless I drive out to Alexandria or Florence. Why do I even bother.
So I'm retarded and I have a question. Can I just sit here in my house with the app running and find Pokemon?
I've been unable to log in for like 3 hours now, are us Europe-fags getting banned?
