>"Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will."
>tfw you will never be seduced by Salandit
>tfw even if you could and were, her corrosive ability would make her cloaca too toxic to make love to
>tfw you don't care, and you just want to be inside her, even if it means your dick will most likely crumble away
You guys know how I feel, right?
>>27024443
get out. OUT!
I just want to see the belly neck and jaw
>>27024586
Ur a stupid stinky my lwd fag. Gtfo
>>27024596
The jaw to see if it could fit me inside
The neck to see how long it would take to slide down
The belly to see my new home
Its been less than a day, and there's already dozens of lewds, I'm soproud____
>>27024755
It looks to be incredibly small, at least wait for the evos
Of course this thing has been lewded already....
>>27024443
this image sucks
a salamander wouldn't have human genitalia
>>27024877
Do you KNOW the fandom you're in?
>>27024907
You clearly haven't seen the image
>>27024877
Yungoos might hold the record, it was within like 15 minutes.
>make a god tier design
>give it some furbait description
>it now attracts all the most degenerate faggots
WHY GAMEFREAK
FUCKING WHY
FIRST LEVITATE NOW THIS
gamefreak are on a mission to ruin all the best designed mons i swear
>>27024937
yes I have. The artist gave it an anus and vagina instead of a cloaca.
>>27024443
let me guess, cropped?
>>27024975
The design is really not that good.
>>27024443
I'm attracted to It's Pokédex entries!
>>27024975
Jesus fuck anon. Just because some people see a new Pokemon differently than you do shouldn't be a reason why you can never use it or like it. Don't let degenerates ruin things for you.
>>27024980
I stand corrected.
>>27024983
What did you expect
>>27024987
I think it is as good as it could be with its typing. I imagine there's not much else flaming poison could be other than burnt up garbage
>>27024987
Thank you professor oak
>>27024975
The worst part is the description has NOTHING TO DO with its design or ability. Nothing about it suggests a scent or pheromone gimmick in the least, then they accidentally let a 14-year-old furry write the Dex entry.
If they had given that description to an ant queen or something, fine whatever. That makes sense. But they just ruined this thing for no raisin.
>>27024950
Were you not here for Shaymin?
>>27025260
I basically ignored this place after it opened until this spring.
>it is established poison trainers build immunity to poison
>pokémon to push them even further
Just what are gamefreak doing
>>27025399
Making us strong
>>27025204
Nigga, have you never heard of the femme fatal trope? Catwoman?
That's what they were going for with that description.
>>27025512
The description makes me wonder if it's going to be a primarily female species
>>27024975
>Like starfox
>Know for a fact that half of the shit on the internet is the literal worst thing about it
>Still like starfox, just shove out and forget that there is more furry porn of it than sfw stuff
Its not hard anon. You can do the same with Pokemon too.
>>27024980
a cloaca is vagina anyway (and for male herps it's a vagina with a surprise inside), the anus is just for "correction"
>>27025646
he's probably an autist who thinks everything he likes/enjoys must be "pure" or something
>>27024443
Wow. I love how it only took one of my favorite new Pokemon less than a day to become fetish fuel for disgusting virgin autists.
Thanks fandom, you are literally cancer.
>>27025512
And what does any of that have to do with a corrosive salamander or hypno-farts? Thanks for proving my point.
>>27025596
Yes that's why it says "the females of the species"
>>27024443
>females only attract males
what fag came up with this
>>27025772
Because /vp/ is filled with a bunch of immature 16 year olds who have to perv up everything.
>>27025772
I hadn't thought of the pheromones as farts desu.
Then again i don't have this particular fetish,only a mind control one.
Could someone link the picture?
>>27025813
>he thinks only immature people perv up everything
nigga there's a market in Japan that exists for old perverted men
>>27025801
>females attract females
what homo came up with this crap.
so I take it all these people wondering why people are sexualizing things were indoctrinated by catholics or christians?
>>27025761
>fandom
No you are the cancer.
I hold the rule34 World Title for this thing. My art is shit, but I was first. This achievement will definitely be carved into my gravestone.
>>27025852http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net/_images/b9601719bc8f58431279f818713ef151/1919897%20-%20Porkyman%20Salandit%20yoshimister.png
it's not hard to find these things anon
>>27025916
Congratulations
>>27025921
I kinda want the vag to be closed if you know what I mean. Tight looking.
>>27025921
Huh, I actually expected farting.
ITT: people sperging out over pokeporn for the millionth time
>>27025969
>tfw fartfags are gonna flock to this pokemon because they have no understanding of what they are
oh well
>>27026016
of what pheromones are*
>>27025646
Oh wait another fox in space episode came out?
The pheromones come from the base of its tail (the red hand-like thing)
ITS NOT FARTS
>Fire types can emit poisonous gases
>Poison types can breathe fire
>it took 7 generations to make a Fire/Poison type
Eat shit, fairies that aren't Azumarill.
>it's fire/poison
>it's a lizard
>it looks smug as fuck
>it can poison faggoty steel types
I LOVE HIM
>>27024929
typical one
>>27026120
>HIM
wrong
>>27026134
>mfw I'm intentionally going to get it male so I can trigger you all
I hope this nigga will get decent stats cuz it's going to be in my team for sure.
>>27026247
stats are not important.
BTW, It's not a very powerful Pokémon.
>>27025772
The fuck you talking about with hypno-farts
Pheromones aren't farts what the fuck are you on
Probably not, but I wonder if the description points to the evolved form being different depending on gender, either as two different Pokemon like Gardevoir and Gallade, or the same with different appearance, stats, and moves like Meowstic.
>>27026303
as other guys have pointed out the fartfags aren't going to care. Frankly we're lucky that so far the only art involving the pheromones is just gayshit for some reason and nothing else
>>27026285
>stats are not important.
Thats bait
If Gamefreak gives this thing high stats, it could effectively end stall.
>>27026346
>a single pokemon that can poison steel and poison types will end stall
lol
>>27026346
Nope, there are plenty of poisonable pokemon who can stall already.
>>27026303
Not a fartfag, but many species farts do contain pheromones to attract mates.
Look up the Southern Pine Beetle for the most notable.
>>27026346
Tell me what this little faggot could possibly do to M-Sableye or Clefable
>>27026583
It could make Sableye use Recover a few more times than normal
>>27026583
well one it's a poison type so it could super effectively hit Clefable with STAB, which is something.
>>27026346
Stall doesn't care about poison that much, and it still can't poison the kings of stall, Mega Sableye and Clefable.
Besides, there's lots of Pokemon that singlehandedly kill stall, but Smogon has banned all of them.
>>27026596
Ahem, if it used toxic before mega evolving.
>>27024443
now you know I have to see the rest of this.
>>27026596
How?
>>27024443
>>27026626
rule 3 4 x x x /2086980
>>27026607
And Clefable can murderize it with a psychic move or HP ground if it's feeling really desperate.
>>27026623
Manaphy and the 660 BST monster of sucking cock do just fine
>>27026658
>not e 621
>>27026572
yes but is the species this pokemon is based on one of them?
>>27024443
I knew it.
I motherfucking knew it.
The moment I read it's description, I knew that the pokephiles would come from out the woodworks, squeeze from behind bars, and ooze out of ever floorboard and crevice to make their way back to the front page of our fair forum in order to shit all over the day of us normal folk.
Fuck you and your "fetish". Stay in your containment thread. And I do hope you try to reconstruct a slandit vagina full of toxins so that your dicks fall off.
>>27026745
Atop acting like you aren't the other
>>27026745
Have a sook, retard.
People are going to do what they do regardless of your childish complaints.
Accept it.
>>27024443
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like it has a trash-bag skin tight on it's head?
>>27026745
you're alarmingly concerned with the lives of others anon
you should probably stop doing that
>>27026811
>the purple eyes are from it suffocating under the bag
salandit had a hard life
Salandit is best scaly Pokemon since Heliolisk and Serperior, right /vp/?NSFW version: https://d.facdn.net/art/magpiehyena/1467931966/1467931966.magpiehyena_sandalit_sml.png
>>27026900
>tfw already saved and fapped to this earlier
>>27026811
It's a burglar mask
>>27026900
>nsfw version
What the fuck is that
>>27026936
This gif usage confuses me
>>27024443
the 'human' tidbit tells me one of two things
1) The evo might be humanoid
2) Gamefreak might be pushing the sub-narrative from 4, that humans are related to pokemon, mirroring humans and animals in our world.
>>27027005I hadn't posted it in so long I thought it ended differently
>>27027005
It's reggie lubing up for some consumption
>>27027003
That is a cloaca. Learn basic animal anatomyor lurk more
>>27027003
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_safe_for_work
>>27027054
Yeah but why is it striped and shit?
I'd rather they just used mammal parts but w/e
>>27027068
that's not what i meant
>>27026936
>Canada mug
What was this for? Since when does Nintendo actually acknowledge us?
>>27024443
>they not only fart, they make lovey dovey farts
>>27025204
The gecko hand on its back flames up, so it probably releases good smelling smokes
>>27024443
Wait, so will the male not be poison type? The female psychic? You guys think there'll be some big difference between them?
>>27028999
probably not. The pheromone stuff is most likely fluff only.
>>27025921
>vagina and asshole
ITS A FUCKING REPTILE IT HAS A CLOACA
>>27029046
>>27026285
You're right, it's not a powerful Pokemon. It's evolution/s will be though. They can't add a fire/poison without giving it the means to balance out the mess they've made in the previous gen.
Are we looking at another Meowstic situation?
Males get Corrosion, Females get Cute Charm?
>>27024443
I hope this guy turns out to be good or have a good evolution, it has so much potential.
>>27029046
>reptile
Not it's not, it's a pokemon.
>>27029431
>guy
>>27025889
>Pissy about the word fandom
>>27024877
The bio flat out saying that the females can attract male HUMANS specifically certainly didn't help it in preventing lewds. Hell, I'm surprised there isn't way more with an easy pass like that.
>>27025013
F U C K
O F F
R I C H A R D
This Pokémon is awesome. I hope it has a sexy evolution.
>>27029529
I hope it gets big milf tits
>>27024443
so exactly what are the children supposed to think when they read this thing's dex description? I'm curious.
>>27030542
That attraction to animals is natural, it's time to wake up
>>27025916
At least link it up senpai.
Or is it the one op cropped?
>>27029270
>its evolution
inb4 bipedal and curved chest
>>27034794
Its dex entry suggests it will be this gen's waifu mon
>>27034961
I've been kind of shocked there hasn't been that kind of art popping up on here after it was revealed and everyone started freaking out over the dex description.
I want to fight a salandit with a sexually repressed nidoqueen only to have it release its pheromones on me causing me to fondle my nidoqueen, making her lose control and fuck my brains out.
Then she controls Me to release my other Pokemon and masturbates as I'm molested in an orgy of my own Pokemon
>>27030542
They're just going to think it's a mind controlling poison lizard. There was nothing inherently sexual about he Pokedex entry.
>>27035196
Very true. We are just bad people here on /vp/.
>>27035134
Because it isn't furry bait, despite it's Dex entry. People see it as more of a troll-ish Pokemon, used for puns and such. Maybe a little sinister.
So degenerates of /vp/, what's it like? Do you feel shame? Do you not even care anymore?
>>27035215
Its morebecause of the kids' naive nature. The reason kids wont see the salamander as anything sexual is because they, unlike us, aren't aware of gardevoir's pandering, loppuny and delphox's baiting, and several more little tidbits like the pokemon folk tales, and general knowledge of what a furry even is.
>>27035241
Wonder what her farts are like hahaha
>>27035196
>There was nothing inherently sexual about he Pokedex entry.
It's more sexual than literally anything else I can think of.
>>27031061
It's 2016 ffs
>>27030279
Big poison flame sacs or something
>>27035134
You mean like guys cuddling and kissing it? Yeah we do need that
>>27035241
Loaded with dust
>>27029447
It's a "lizard Pokemon."
>implying it's getting an evolution
I want to cum inside that lizard.
>>27024443
>Interspecies mind control porn at last
>it's a fucking male salandit
Every fucking time
Oh my, i remember the same situation in /vg/ the xcom general. After Firaxis decide to give the Viper boobs and a long tongue, the viper was all over the place in the /xcg/ for months.
Firaxis liked that. They had fanart of the viper in their lobby, what left some confused visitors. I bet some (or many) gamefreak employee is a fan of pokeporn and want to set a statement, you know such like some "barney"-friends trying to get their favorite stuff into everything.
Holy fuck, there's so much porn already.
>>27037672
>implying that's a bad thing
>>27037915
Didn't said it was a bad thing, it was a fun and interesting ride.The Viper wasn't really "that" attractive at all, sadly
>>27037987
She's gorgeous though, you're crazy.
>>27024929
>using the word 'fandom' unironically
Kill yourself tumblrfucker
>>27040375
>fandom has become an offensive word
You know there was a time when fandom meant "people who are fans of something" and not "people who act autistic online bizarrely worshipping a franchise"?
>>27041056
When? It would have to be before Star Trek.
>>27029447
All Pokemon lay eggs. All real lifr egg layers have cloacas. Therefore it isn't unreasonable to infer that all Pokemon have cloacas.
salandit is a bad motherfucker with a shiteating grin. Definitely gonna pick one up for my team.
>>27037915
Except it is because furfaggotry is a sin.
>>27041983
your existance is a sin anon but we are not bitching about it
>>27041241
Pokemon eggs are not eggs. They are "cradles" according to the lore
>>27037987
you take that back right now anon
>>27026120
inb4 hidden ability is Dry Skin
ITT:scalies
>>27045444
I can't believe that after years of living under the same house now scalies want to be seen as their own thing separate from furries, like it's something to be proud of.
How sickening.
>>27045591
Sorry I triggered you
ITT:furfags
>>27024443
[citation needed]
>>27037672
>>27043861
Worst snek ever.
Mia is best snek.
>>27045685
http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/salandit/
>>27045591
It's time we left the nest, dad. We have to make our own way.
>>27045732
>calling that a snake
>>27045732
monster girls a shit. Literally just girls glued onto animals for people too afraid of admitting they're furries
>>27024975
If it bothers you that much, just catch a male one.
>>27045803
he's probably a furgag in denial
>>27045761
>>27045753
At least some people here still have good taste.
>>27045753
>>27045761
this.
everyone who likes monster girls are furries in denial.
It's not a lizard retards it's a salamander
>>27046082
but it's based of the mythical salamander which is in fact a lizard
>>27045851
best pokesnek
>>27046182
*snake
>>27046182
I would like it, but I don't like vines
>>27043464
They are more like crsfles in biology but they are not literally cradles
Most likely the egg is still how it gets out
>snakefags derail and ruin another thread
Worse than Gardevoirfags now.
