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This thread isn't for Hacks, Clones or Injections. There are other threads for those. Use them if that is how you like to play.
>Injectors please stay in the injection-specific thread
Try not to flood the thread with useless shit. Try to keep your text lists and Safari requests reasonable and manageable. Use Pastebin or Google Docs if you've got a long list to share.
A more in-depth explanation of how the thread works: http://pastebin.com/8ZKVZfFf
Previous Thread: >>26852425
>>26865212
Ignore this, this thread isn't for shitposters.
This is a cute Pokemon thread now. Post cutes.
>>26865357
Can you survive a couple of Molotov cocktails being thrown into your bedroom? I don't think so.
>>26865323
did someone say CUTE?
This comic has been posted so many times I may as well fap to it
i'd sure like to see shinx in a diaper if you know what I mean :^)
>>26865424
No turning back now.
>>26865412
Cute
this is probably asking too much because from what ive read it takes going through multiple generations.. but maybe someone has cloned one?
i really want a softboiled magic guard clefable
i have some good iv breeding project spitbacks but nothing that could compare. seeking pity.
battle for one?
>>26865445
>This thread isn't for Hacks, Clones, or Injections.
>>26865443
Cute it is
>>26865434
>>26865466
Damn nigga, you sure are autistic
>>26865463
It's perfectly possible to get a Softboiled Magic Guard Clef, you just need FRLG, an original DS, a gen 4 and 5 game, and the relocator. Good luck getting one with anything close to decent IVs as well. You also have to get an ability capsule to change the ability over once you get it to 6th gen, so good luck getting anyone to give you one.
>>26865497
Furry? Maybe, I don't like to think I am, but I'd surely bone a Pokémon
>>26865484
>maybe someone has cloned one?
That's the point I'm making.
>>26865504
I made this thread. Fuck off if you don't like it.
>>26865527
Might want to wait a bit man.I might get a gen V game at some point and could help you with your request.
>>26865484
A genner could probably help you if you asked nicely
>>26865536
Where's the fun in that?
>>26865543
Fair enough
I guess it might be possible to RNG abuse in order to get a Clefable with perfect IVs and then do the above process
>>26865527
Shhh, stop replying to Kevin
He feeds off of the attention
>>26865555
Quads confirm to remain cool.
>>26865555
Well, if I ever want to get into RNG abuse, I might try for it.
Isn't cloning in gen III pretty simple as well?
>>26865527
>>26865536
>>26865484
i knew it wasn't exactly kosher to ask in this thread but the injection thread looked deserted. thought it was worth a try anyways.
i take the time to breed everything else this is just a absurd.
>>26865568
I've never tried it but I'm sure it isn't too difficult
Go for it
>>26865574
I understand, but we've had some issues with injection related shitposters like Kevin for the past couple weeks, so we've been a bit defensive, sorry.
>>26865574
Moonlight is just as good as a healing method for Clefable anyhow
Rain isn't as common and the main sandstorm setter is weak to Fairy so you should be good either way
>>26865590
>o
im using a sand team..
>>26865590
Softboiled has twice the PP, so it's better for stalling shit out.
>>26865612
You came over here from /inj/, might as well be the same.
>>26865602
Ah, that's unfortunate. I guess the alternative is Wish?
>>26865608
That's true but I'm not sure if that would be necessary if you're running Magic Guard Clefable
>>26865612
You don't get to call people new, Mr "I've only been here since May"
>>26865620
Better safe than sorry I guess.
>>26865656
>implying you've been talking to the same anon all this time.
14 Posters ITT.
>>26865656
>Every anon is the same person
>>26865694
Again
>Every anon is the same person
>>26865694
>Kevin calling people kids
>>26865750
>>26865712
nice samefagging, me
>>26865756
nice samefagging, us
>>26865764
nice samefagging, them
>>26865768
Autists*
>>26865768
>The green text means it's a meme
>>26865794
You gotus
wew salty
>Tails comic has been up for over an hour
>janitor came in to delete the one tripfag posts but not the comics
Is this the right thread?
>>26865951
Actual Doxxing is against the global rules.
>>26865958
So is posting a comic about getting your dick sucked and eating shit on a blue board but I guess it's been posted so much that no one cares now
>>26865995
The mods are fickle I guess
>>26865995
I don't know, I'm not a mod.
>>26865951
>Something that's actually illegal and could get the website in trouble vs porn on a blue board.
I dunno, seems like the response was adequate.
>>26866106
I'm mostly confused as to why they wouldn't at least delete tailsposter's comic since they were in the thread anyways
>>26866126
Maybe they were busy?
gr8 thred
>>26866149
>Attention whore BTFO-ed
>Some actual discussion happened
Yeah, I'd say so.
Does someone have an extra Everstone? I lost mine and i really need one!
>>26866298
Catch one in the wild lazy piece of shit
>2B1F still up
wewgib repeat helioptile
Does someone have a Clefairy from R/S/E?
>>26866437
i do
>>26866389
How do you exactly catch an everstone? Lol
>>26866412
HA or no?
I'll catch one for you
>tfw you play like a complete retard and let a subseed whimsicott knock down half of your team's health to 50% before you remember that you have fucking Clefable
I swear I have brain damage
>>26866472
Sure, is it a descendant of Floof?
Would you prefer Sand Veil or Dry Skin?
>>26866450
catch a geodude
>>26866451
non HA is fine. Want a hexa lady woobat in return?
>>26866486
It is! She has produced 10 boxes already.
Whichever you catch first is fine by me
>Icecream
>Last Online: 3 days ago
is he ded
>>26866542
I caught one with Dry Skin
I'm online and ready to trade when you are!
>>26866544
who
>>26866555
Rose.
>>26866555
The guy formerly known as Rose.
>>26866437
Why do you need one?
>>26866551
You truly are the clutch.
>>26866595
Thanks. Have fun breeding some weird electric lizards!
I just got Pokémon Y and I want to make this run special so, I'm asking for your generosity by giving me some balltism eggs if possible (the game is easy enough that having that extra exp. is definitely overkill) and for your trouble maybe you'd like a freshly caught Icy Snow Vivillon?
Let me know and thanks in advance.
>>26866646
Sure, I'll breed you a few things
I'll need a bit of time though
seymour?
>>26866826
fuck off seymour
>>26866826
Do you want Tailsposter to come back Seymour?
>>26866706
Thank you, that'd be awesome!
Now, not that I'm being a beggar choosing, but if you happened to have one of the following... those I've never used: Snorlax, Fennekin, Rhydon, Diglett, Gligar, Misdreavus, Clauncher.
free: http://pastebin.com/CwCzu4tj
>>26866957
I bred you 4 other Pokemon but sure, I can get you Misdreavus, Snorlax and Fennekin too if you'd like
I'll need more time however
>>26867029
That'd be wonderful! Take your time no pressure there. I'll be back in twenty minutes anyway gotta run an errand.
>>26867001
Could I have the Chansey, if possible? Put up a lv 30 Kecleon for it.
>>26867001
>http://pastebin.com/CwCzu4tj
Hey Empeb, would you be interested in a Lure Ball Yanma?It matches the shiny pretty well.
Swinub is cute.
Shame about Piloswine but I suppose Mamoswine redeems it.
>>26867045
You got it! I have all 7 eggs ready for you, lemme know when you come back
>>26867121I think Piloswine is cute
>>26867121Pilloswine is adorable senpai
>>26867066
Of course! Pretty sure you got sniped, though.
>>26867099
I don't have one, so sure! What would you like for it?
>>26867167
Just anything really, I had a bunch bred and I'm trying to get rid of the last breedjects.
>>26867167
Whoops! No, I just made a mistake on my part. Try again.
Trying to complete myNational Dexand am currently finishing up Gen 2.
Asking for:
Politoed
Jumpluff Line
Slowking
Steelix
Shuckle
Heracross
Kingdra
Porygon2
Stantler
Anyone can help out?
>>26867237
I have a bunch of Love Ball Hoppip eggs if you'd like.
>>26867237
Forgot friend code in name
>>26867237
If you only need the dex entry, I can touch trade all of them with you
>>26867178
Are you sure? Is there at least anything you'd like from my free list?
>>26867183
sent!
>>26867245
Cool. Anything you want? Just throw out some, I have over 555 caught right now. Don't know if I have anything d e s i r a b l e cause I know nothing about breeding.
>>26867259
That works too. Just trying to get the Shiny Charm so dex is all I need.
>>26867270
Sure, gimme a sec to get out of this battle and pull everything from bank
>>26867267
Thank you!
>>26867267
Well, that Contrary Snivy might be nice, since I have no idea how to breed for Hidden Power.
>>26867270
Let me add you.
>>26866106
>something that's actually illegal
What did I miss?
>>26867288
no problem!
>>26867292
you just kind of have to grind it out if you don't have the 30 on another Pokemon. Sounds good, though! I'll put it up!
>>26867329
Alright!
>>26867320
Kev posted a name and address, saying it was one of the anons replying to him
Trying to work on my National Dex in AS, but haven't been able to get a Ditto. Anyone willing to part with one?
>>26867329
Sent, enjoy the Yanma!
>>26867329Happy birthday by the way.
>>26867344
just say you want an injected ditto faggot
>>26867270
I have you added
Lemme know when you've added me/are ready to trade!
>>26867332
>>26867360
Wow, that's a shitty thing to do. But I'm willing to bet that it's bullshit. If it was an anon, there's no way Kevin could get his address.
>>26867300
>>26867375
Added both. I gotta run to the 7-11 real quick but I'll be back in less than 10
>>26867391
Alright, send a trade whenever. I'm in the middle of breeding and hatching, but I should be able to respond quickly enough.
Anyone want 5 IV Dive Ball Cottonee?
>>26867329It's your birthday? Happy birthday! I hope you'e having a good one!
>>26867391
Sure thing! I'll be online
>>26867370
Thank you! And thanks for the Yanma, too!
>>26867384
yeah, there's no way it was real
>>26867424
No problem!
>>26867405It was nice! My coworkers surprised me with cake.
>>26867404
You bred the Cottonee I gave you already? Nice!
>>26867453
Working on it currently, got a box and half already.Not expecting a shiny any time soon
>>26867450Glad to hear that! That's really nice of them
>>26867472
Iktf. I'm maybe 6 boxes into Snubbull and I don't think I'll see a shone soon. Good luck on shiny Whimsicott.
>>26867522
Thanks, at least it's more WT bait if no one on here wants them.
>>26867001
Hey Embep! I finished my DBHA collection a little while ago and I couldn't have done it without you.
I'd like to pay it forward by getting you your wants - either one or all of them, whatever you like!Also happy birthday.
>>26867538
Our 5IV leftovers are TOO PURE for Wonder Trade. I just keep mine and give them out to people here, even if people don't want them when I initially try to do a giveaway. Eventually, someone will come e in here and ask for one and I'll have just what they need!
>>26867567
>too pure
I'll have boxes of them.
The pentaperfects are for here though.
>>26867577
Well, that's what I meant, the Pentas. Anything less than that will get WTed away.
>>26867577
>saving anything that isn't pentaperfect
>>26867143
Oh you wonderful human bean!
I'm back. Can I upload a Panpour with a message on the GTS and then we trade as acquaintances?
>>26867596
Trash 5IVs from WT are how I started out.it was kinda fun.
>>26867577
What are you looking for these trades?
>>26867617
Oh, just trashmons, I have such a huge backlog that I'm not really looking for anything.
>>26867622
Sounds good. I'll keep feeding you trash for as long as you want.
>>26867553
Wow, is this Nic? I think I have some people are breeding a few things for me right now, so I think all I have left are Surskit, Nosepass, Spinda, Kecleon, Chatot, Carnivine, Dwebble, and Vanillite. You don't have to give me all of them, but I'd appreciate a few of them! And of course I'd be willing to give you anything from my bigger list in exchange: http://pastebin.com/gcvrm8y6I know how you feel about 'paying it forward' too. I was planning on taking requests here when I finally got everything.
>>26867599
Sure! What's your in-game name? It'll make finding it a bit easier on me
>>26867617
Welcome back! Lemme know when you're ready to trade
>>26867627
You just wanted the Hoppip from me, right?
Or do you want a Cottonee too?
>>26867634
Just Hoppip is good unless you have any of >>26867237 these guys. If not thank you so much!
>>26867638
I'll let Lex take care of that.She'll get mad at me if I don't
>>26867643
Sounds good. Thanks for the Cottonee, too!
>>26867646
No problem!
Good luck on finishing the Dex!
>>26867643
pathetic
>>26867631This is Krys actually!
I can go ahead and work on all of those then. I'm interested in just Safari ball Teddiursa if that works for you.
>>26867633
Dan. I'm asking for a Fletching. If you don't have one just let me know and what should I ask for.
>>26867633
Hey, I'm sending invite now. Touch trade for all those mons >>26867237 would be great, but is there any chance you'd be willing to straight up trade a Stantler as well?
>>26867651
>implying Lex won't bully anyone who stops her from helping people
>>26867662
>implying that's what i'm talking about
>implying you're not just pathetic in general
>>26867667
>being rude in a comfy general
Ok.
>>26867655
Can you ask for a Miltank?
You can manually put what Pokemon you're looking for at the very bottom of the list
>>26867660
I can breed this Stantler for you if you'd like. This is the only Stantler I have
>>26867652
Oh, hey Krys! Sorry, I didn't do as many big trades with you, so I wouldn't have guessed. Thank you so so much! Of course you can have the Teddiursa, and anything else if you change your mind. I usually go 3:1 for db females I don't have, so feel free to ask for as much as you want. I really, really appreciate it!
>>26867672
Oh right! I thought I was limited by the two pokemon I've met...
Ok just a sec.
>>26867672
Not if you're busy, you're already doing me a huge favor.
>>26867672
Ok. I deposited a male lv.2 Caterpie asking for a Miltank.
>>26867696
Sure! Give me a sec though,I'm still trading with Matt
Have 7 trade fodder ready!
>>26867683
I'll breed you a Stantler in a bit after we finish trading/I get that anon their eggs
>>26867704
Sounds good!
>>26867678
No problem! I'm just looking to finish getting all of the Safari ball mons and I've only got a few left to go.
What I'm missng: http://pastebin.com/SjdK6k1r
>>26867704
No probs. Take your time.
>>26867704
Thank you so much!
>>26867734
I just sent the Miltank! Sending you a trade request in a sec
>>26867776
No problem! I'll send you a trade request when I breed the Stantler
It's a random Stantler so it won't be anything special unfortunately
>>26867798
Wonderful! Thanks a lot for doing this.
>>26867808
Do you need something with Flame Body to help hatch the eggs faster?
I have a spare Magby that you can use
>>26867824
>she doesn't use a Fly-slave Talonflame for Flame Body hatching
Lex, you're breaking my heart here.
>>26867844
>not using your HA Moltres
>>26867721
I've also got Exeggcute, so I'll breed you one of those, as well! I'm sorry I don't have more of what you need, but with this I owe you a ton, so if you ever need anything you know where to go!
>>26867844
I use aVolcaronabut I happen to have spare Magbies that I can give him
>>26867844
>not a Volcarona you got fromKirzi
nerd
>>26867868
That works for me! I'll let you know here when I'm ready.
How's everyone doing in the tournament?
>>26867870
Lex, got a seviper for you
>>26867824
Oh! You're so thoughtful. I'd appreciated but I canceled the trade...
Care to trade that one more? Let me catch something real quick tho.
>>26867924
Doing absolutely even, which makes sense given how I have no idea how VGC meta goes.
>>26867924
I've been playing like shit but I'm having fun at least!
Thanks, Ken! Send me a trade request when you can
>>26867932
Of course. Send me a request whenever!
Would Silver Wind be good on a Technician Scyther or is 10% too low to make it useful?
>>26867964
Scyther has no SpA, so not really.
>>26867964
Scyther is more of a physical attacker so I don't think Silver Wind would be worthwhile on it in the first place
>>26867924
Thanks for the Seviper! The Marill I gave you has 4 egg moves but she needs to relearn them
I had something else for you but I forgot that I had put it in bank, so lemme go get it really quick
Hey, does anyone have anything from the piplup line with defog?
I dont have anything really cool to trade but i can breed up things out of the national dex and i have
-xerneas
-rayquaza
-regirock/steel/ice
-mewtwo
>>26867960
>>26867982
thanks for the marill.
I went 7-8 today, which is a lot better than I thought I would
>>26867977
>>26867982
Ah, now I don't feel bad for not breeding it onto him. Who is it good on?
>>26867881
Alright! Thank you so much! Take your time!
>>26867996
Not much really. Bug Buzz is just better all around since the boost is basically never going to happen reliably.
>>26867982
Dream Ball! hnnnnnng
Thanks again, I'll give it a good home.
>>26868005
Fair enough. Figure it'd be viable if we had a Bug Type with Technician that had good SpA? 50% boost should put it on par with Bug Buzz damage-wise and then the boost becomes a welcome side effect.
>>26868027
Probably, but the only special Technician I'm aware of is Mr. Mime sadly.
>>26867982
not sure what the zangoose was for, but thanks
>>26867997
>>26868024
No problem! I hope you like what I gave you!
Sorry she isn't HA but then she wouldn't be useful for hatching
>>26867993
I'm glad to hear it!Sorry, she's missing HP but I thought it'd be a funny gift since you were breeding Seviper
>>26868042
sorry, the seviper hasn't been IV bred yet, i just now got the EMs on it, I just don't feel like playin bike simulator tonight
>>26868068
Nah, don't worry about it
Thank you!
>>26868037
M-Maybe Alola will fix it.
Is anyone in the mood for some FREE SHIT?
>>26868085
You gotta believe anon.Still waiting for the gen II starters to be good
Will this Dragonair ever not be dead fucking weight or should I just shitcan it? Starting to get real sick of how worthless it is.
>>26868128
Is this for ingame? Dragonite is a great HM slave.
>>26868128
Dragonite's fantastic
But most pseudos aren't good until they're fully evolved
Matt, your Stantler is ready! Send me a trade request whenever
>>26868088
I am.
Actually, i need an everstone, i lost mine, i really need one.
>>26868151
Can you really not just catch a Geodude?
>>26868151
Put up anything on the GTS for a Stantler and I'll give you one
>>26868145
Thanks Lex!
>>26868197
You're more than welcome!
I hope you find a lot of shinies
>>26868162
Really? Omg thank you so much. I just put a Wynaut con GTS
>>26868203
Sent! Enjoy!
If you ever lose your Everstone again, you can find them on wild Geodudes
>>26868227
Thanks m8, had all day looking for it, i can chill now.
>>26868254
hey can you tell me the TID of that pokemon haha
>>26868271
Want Tailsposter to come back?
He got your friend Kevin.
>>26868287
haha who?
>>26868037
Kricketune has both technician and Struggle Bug which is quite nice in doubles... If you build the team around it.
>>26868298
Yeah, but then you're using Kricketune.
>>26868311
heh, well at least you can meme about delelelewhooping someone's ass with it.
>>26868370
yeah, and get tons of upvotes on reddit!! xD
>>26868271
05142
>>26868271
09854
>>26868390killjoy
>>26868271
8675309
>>26868271
34620
>>2686827100911
>>26868466
>>26868476
>>26868479This worked out better than intended.
>>26868271
58008
Does anyone have a Proud of it's Power Lucario?
>>26868625
nice meme
>>26868625
No, we are not starting that shit here.
>>26868271
1488
>>26868271
1337
What ball is durant best in
>>26868701
Heavy Ball, but since that's not legal I have no clue.
>>26868708
I was thinking premier but thats fucking ugly
>>26868701
Luxury
>>26868701
Luxury
Nice post numberfaggot
>>26868763
Went with timer ball
>>26868775
Why?
Should i even go for HA (truant) durant? wtf is the point?
>>26868850
i dunno
>>26868858
Entrainment
You can make other people's Pokemon have Truant until they switch out
>>26868883
alright because I just caught one IN A LUXURY BALL damn guys lmao
>>26868858
It's ugly.
>>26868902
Its a bad ass looking pokemon though
>>26868907
I meant that the Timer Ball is ugly.
>>26868947
Oh yeah I was going for color schemes but it loos like shit/wonder trade fodder
Is it possible to catch Tauros in the gen 1 safari zone by just throwing safari balls?
It feels like throwing rocks just leads to guaranteed running away
>>26866544
Lol he probably formatted his 3DS to start posting as a newfag
>>26869044
RIP Rose
To think, he could still be here if he didn't want to be a trap.
Best balltism for Cobalion?
>>26869188
Quick or Luxury
>>26869188
Quick
Does anyone have a hp fire ditto?
>>26869365
No. But I hear people in /inj/ do.
Best balltism for Tornadus?
>>26869389
dive ball
>>26869395
>Tornadus
>Dive Ball
Surely you meant Dusk Ball?
>>26869389
Dusk Ball
>>26869395
mb, i read it as thundurus.but a dusk ball would be nice
>>26869404
Catching legendaries in ORAS is almost too easy.
Only took one dusk ball.
Best balltism for Landorus?
Who knows if there is an r4 code injection for bringing back all heart gold soul silver Wi-Fi features back. I was 10 when I got the game and never knew how to connect Wi-Fi. Bit when I finally did, the service was dead. I would really appreciate the help because the Wi-Fi plaza looked like fun at the time lol
>>26869450
Missed the no injections part lel, if somebody could perhaps lead me in the right direction please...
>>26869450
you must be 18 to post here
>>26869450
>10 when HGSS came out
>HGSS came out in 2010
Nice job outing yourself as underage, faggot. Isn't it past your bedtime?
>There's a Pokemon in the party that can't be traded
Trying to trade Kyogre for Groudon
Not on GTS
No HM moves or items
>>26869547
Is the Pokemon hacked? Is the Pokemon from an event?
>>26869547
Take off origin pulse.
