Poorly described Pokemon thread
>neckbeard
>kinda rapey
>bipedal
>>26854936
Honchkrow
>>26854936
Jigglypuff seen from above?
Ballio
it's hypno you noobs
new one:
>long fish
>no one gives a fuck about him
>has 2 colors
>sister is a savage
>>26854936
Emboar?
>>26855002
Huntail
>>26855002
Huntail
yeah, it's huntail
>based on real life animal
>mostly blue
>3 stage evolutionary line
>>26855175
Blastoise, Feraligatr, almost any 3 stage water pokemon.
>>26855175
marill line?
>>26855175
Empoleon?
>>26855175
kingdra?
it's a bit vague. hard not to give too much a way. it has tusks
>>26855278
Walrein line
>blue
>fast
>angry
>>26855278
walrein.
yeah walrein
>>26855291
>weird-ass bodyshape
>often mistaken for a different typing than it is
>would have a hard time working as an accountant because of its appendages
>>26855175
Nigga, about 90% of blue pokes are water, and among those water pokes, most are based on real animals
You should give at least one more hint
>>26855291
Sonic!
>>26855304
that doesnt look angry to me
>Based off of a plant
>Green
>Can evolve
>>26855338
are you making fun of >>26855175 ?
if not then i'm guessing budew
>>26855338
Charmander
>>26855349
I'm not making fun of anyone. Answer is incorrect.
>>26855350
So close.
>>26855311
the fuck
>Often forgotten
>Two stage evolution
>Has a chemical element in the end of its name.
>>26855379
Lumineon
>>26855338
petilil
>>26854936
>>26854936You?Us?
>>26855311
pseudo-woodo
>>26855175
But that's Stoutland
>>26855390
Nope
>>26855389
correct. heres another one.
>based of an inanimate object.
>evolves with friendship at night
>got a baby evolution in gen 4
>>26855338
bellsprout
>>26855412
chimecho?
>>26855338
Jackie Chan
>>26855414
Not correct.
>diaper
>>26855412
chingling/chimeco. try harder
Bane?
>>26855367
you're making fun of yourself for being such an impossible buffoon. here let me give it a shot:
>red
>has fire
>can evolve
budew is technically correct for all the hints you gave.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>26855451
But that's not the one I'm thinking of. It's supposed to be poorly described.
>>26855466
retard.
>>26855473
Whatever. I though this was supposed to be fun.
>>26855338
Shaymin
OK FAGGOTS HARD MODE ACTIVATED
>BIG GUY
>WEARS A MASK
>GOOD AT FIGHTING
>>26855481
No. Would you guys like a hint?
>prominent role in the early seasons of the anime
>name based off of a verb
>both stages are technically correct
>>26855466
You can describe something poorly while still specifying enough to limit the correct answers to, say, one evolutionary line.
IT'S HAWLUCHA
>>26855482
bane?
>>26855493
koffing line
>fat
>not as heavy as you think it would be
>is known to mate with a certain smaller pokemon
>>26855503
koffing/weezing win
>>26855368
>>26855395
I'll give you another hint
>One of genwunners' examples of "overdesign"
>four-legged
>said to be very intelligent
>terrifying eating habits
>>26855508
come on, OP said poorly described
wailord
>>26855492
Here's one hint:
>Has a flower on it's head.
>>26855527
jumpluff?
>is a large fellow
>dons a visor
>skilled in combat
Guess who!
>>26855531
SUPER CLOSE!
>>26855421
>>26855442
ill try and make this one harder.
>it doesnt give a shit
>it likes round objects
>it has a huge mouth when opened.
how does a wailord fuck a skitty anyway?
>>26855539
(You)
>>26855527
gloom?
>>26855516
solgaleo
>>26855538
>>26855338
skiploom
>>26855548
why does he wear the flower?
>>26855555
CORRECT!
>>26855539
can only be loudred
>>26855555
checked
>>26855555
5 5's WITNESSED
>>26855555
5 5's nice anon
It's fucking Diggersby...
Let's have another go:
>Based off a reptile
>Has an evolution line
>Has a dual typing
>>26855600
omastar/kabutops
>>26855516
Garchomp?
>>26855519
metagross?
>>26854936
Diggersby
>>26855519
Metagross?
>>26855539
Gibble?
>>26855545
>>26855568
>>26855666
emphasis on doesnt give a shit.
it likes round objects in a certain episode of anime.
in game when you use a special move, its mouth opens so much that it looks unnatural.
I'll give this a try.
This one is so obvious, one hint should be enough.
>seizures
>>26855700
Pikachu
#Porygonwasinnocent
>>26855699
Swalot?
I don't watch the anime
>>26855700
Porygon
>>26855640
>>26855656
das it mane
How about this:
>huge mouth
>orange
>next stage is a complete 180 in terms of design
>>26855700
>>26855703
we should get #Porygonwasinnocent a thing. one of the coolest pokemon, but that shit electric rat banned him from tv
>>26855707
its attacking animation looks alot like swalot. however swalot doesnt fit the first hint.
>>26855716
das easy. trapinch.
>>26855311
Stunfisk? Dunsparce?
>>26855716
Trapinch
>>26855519
Solgaleo?
>>26855703
>>26855723
Correct.
>>26855708
Expected answer, but not correct.
#Porygonwasinnocent
>>26855554
>>26855628
nope
>>26855747
nope, check this comment for another hint
>>26855516
Guess i've been a bit too vague, so i'll give you a bit more
>not from Gen7
>has evolved once
>number of appendages is very uncommon
>only loosely based on the animal it's based on
>has been used by at least one notable trainer
>>26854998
Kinda actually fits the scheme, asides from the neckbeard part so no dice.
I'm gonna try to make up one, probably easy modo.
>Can't hold his hands up for too long
>Has a crest most would be afraid of
>>26855541
Gently and sweetly, with that opposable, flexible penis whales have.
>>26855818
Barbaracle?
>>26854936
typical /vp/ poster?
> Mostly known for using a move of a type it doesn't have
> Immune to both ground and electric moves
> Still bretty cewl despite its staggering inferiority.
>>26856370
Gliscor
this Pokemon reminds me of this particular movie scene:
>hey look, stick! Stick, stupid! Hey fetch the stick! Ahh.. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down
>>26856370
Gliscor?
>>26856370NEVER EVER
>>26856403
Heliolisk
>>26854936
hypno
>>26856420
Correct
>>26855338
Geodude
>>26856413
>>26856394
Close, I never thought of him
>>26856418
Correct.
>>26856444
Checked. Also, what move were you referring to?
>>26856306
No
guess i'll give yet another tip
>somewhat forgettable (though i see it as a bro)
>Primarily the color which is related to one of its two types
>its SpAtt is shit
And i'll restate all the previous tips
>weird-ass bodyshape
>often mistaken for a different typing than it is
>would have a hard time working as an accountant because of its appendages
>not from Gen7
>has evolved once
>number of appendages is very uncommon
>only loosely based on the animal it's based on
>has been used by at least one notable trainer
>One of genwunners' examples of "overdesign"
>>26855311
>>26856519
Drapion?
>>26856529
Finally someone got it!
Which hint was it that gave it away?
>doesn't talk with its brother
>>26856566
A combination of the uncommon number of appendages, weird bodyshape, being mistaken for a different typing, and being colored similarly to one of its two types.
>Green
>Has a brother
>Likes Spaghetti
>puny
>My wife son who started going to the gym
>Frequently browses /fit/
>>26856935
Luigi
>>26856962
Machop
>>26857004
What gave it away
>cumdumpster
>>26857062
you're waifu
>>26857062Your waifu?
>gen 1 Pokemon
>Probably has emphysema
>>26856318
DING DING DING
>Probably will win in a yogurt eating contest
>>26857081
Koffing. :')
>>26857147
Wrong, it's Weezing retard.
>>26857152
Yea
What the fuck is it? It's not any animal or object I've ever seen and it's got all these weird patterns on it and the stupidest fucking mouth. Its whole head is weird.
>>26855482
Marowak?
>>26856469
You're probably not here anymore, but U-Turn.
>>26855818
ambipom
>>26855519
Snorlax?
>>26855536
Tracer?
>>26855738
Linoone?
>Has weird legs
>Makes a frightened face
>Would go great on your front porch
Guess i can try another
>has slightly different variations
>A lot of people never even noticed that
>>26857687
It's already been solved, it was Drapion
>>26860590
Spinda
>>26855478
I thought you weren't supposed to be a little faggot
>stares his opponents in battle down
>majestic and beautiful
>>26862763
Goodra
>>26862844
No.
>>26862856
Yes
>>26862887
No, since when does Goodra stare his opponents down? Now guess again.
>white
>has wings
>>26862950
Can you marry it?
>>26862986
maybe
>>26862999
LUBBY CHUDDER LUBBY CHUDDER LUBBY CHUDDER
ZEKROM FINAL ANSWER
>>26863004
It could be, but no
>>26862950
Swanna?
>>26860651
No
And sorry for the late reply, i was waiting to see if more people were going to respond, but forgot about it
Here's another hint
>Even a 10 year old can easily see what this pokemon is based on
>>26856197
Kadabra?
>>26863125
Snorlax?
>>26863328
there are actually a lot of adults that can't see it's a bear, and as far as i know, there's no variation in snorlax's appearance
so i don't really know how you got that impresion
>often criticized for its name
>part of three regional dexes
