Welcome to showderp, where people throw a hissy fit over their secret club.
First we pick an autist and give him six memes, then wait for hours while we try to become that autist when he gives up.
RULES:
>http://pastebin.com/StT3Zajw
MEMES:
>https://a.pomf.cat/uvwcle.txt
ART:
>http://booru.showderp.com/
Kurrent Kool Kid: Piamette !!McyDEdaiSYD
Please end my life
Use Swagplay Mightyena
Cant stop the rock shuckle
hey i get that this is your first week on 4chan and thats ok, but you shouldnt make a new thread until AFTER the previous one hits bump limit (310 posts)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390166049
dogars.org is back
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390166788
>>26839297
is that you, mr.cuckleye?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390168319
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390170117
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390172689
>>26839297
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390174338
Spd drop lost me game
new team
give me heat
keep on roosting (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Roost
mega scizor with only Roost if Dusk
your favorite mega if new champ
if same champ: level 1 assault vest porygon with only sharpen
if new champ: the madman
huevo (Chansey) @ Lucky Punch
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Fire Punch
- Dynamic Punch
DankSideOfTheMoon (Clefable) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Flamethrower / Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Soft-Boiled
Cuban Pete w/ toxic orb
keep on ???? (Pidgey) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Ominous Wind
- Roost
- Agility
- Double-Edge
>>26839596
rotom-m
and a diet soda (Snorlax) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Thick Fat
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Fling
- Heavy Slam
- Frustration
- Rollout
>>26839598
>>26839599
hehe
>>26839599
suggester here, make this a bird of your choice with only Roost since >>26839598 beat me to it
>>26839596
assault vest specs weedle holding a sash
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390177840
>>26839614
Too late, faggot
>>26839677
>too late
>clearly in the first six suggestions
hehe ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390180624
>>26839691
>Implying that changing your choice still counts within the first six suggestions
What a fucking newfag
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390181672
>>26839754
I've seen champs do it before, which was most likely before you got here.
>>26839780
t. rhyperior
>>26839780
Champs may choose to accept them, they still do not within the first six suggestions. You would know this if you weren't new
new team not taking shit mons ( mons that can't attack or are forced to struggle turn 1)
new champ when i win
if same champ, choice scarf scatterbug with only String Shot
if new champ, Citizen Snips
if same champ: level 1 assault vest porygon with only sharpen
if new champ: the madman
nasty plot toxicroak
me champ
or green weenie
>>26839818
weedle
ree (Politoed) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Damp
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Voice
Her.
Meido Waifu (Latias) @ Latiasite
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 64 Def / 196 Spe (outspeeds base 102)
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Stored Power
- Calm Mind
- Recover
>>26839818
keldeo
>>26839818
scrub, just fucking outstall them by roosting their pp away untill they need to struggle.
>>26839818
level 1 munchlax with only self-destruct
>>26839818
>new team not taking shit mons
IMPEACH THIS MAN
Golden Bunny (Azumarill) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Toxic
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
banded blissey w/ egg bomb
>>26839818
newfag chimp
>>26839819
>>26839820
>>26839822
>>26839823
>>26839824
>>26839825
shitmons
Pain in my Sawk (Sawk) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 1
- Taunt
- Protect
- Pain Split
- Toxic
level 1 poliwag with belly drum
use Pokemon Center
>>26839818
who does this kike think he is, skipping our shitmon suggestions?
I M P E A C H
NEW CHAMP
impeaching this desu ;)
to be honest senpaitachi mons that has access to only one move that does nothing on its own (heal pulse, self boosting/recovering, the likes of growl/string shot) should be skipped
it doesn't help champ to win, it's not entertaining to watch, it's not a mascot (see more: choiced buges), it's a pain in the ass for everyone
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390185416
>>26839864
literally who the fuck are you
>>26839872
hoge
>>26839872
Dan K. Meme
>>26839875
hello neoderpo
>>26839876
obviously not your autistic ass, lil bitch
>>26839872
the madman
>>26839877
>>26839880
>>26839892
3 more ;D
toxicroak counter (Beedrill) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acrobatics
- Roost
- Defog
- Tailwind
this was for dusk but here u go nurusu <3
>>26839880
if you say one more think like that I am going to do something
>>26839872
Trojan Duck (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 124 HP / 16 Def / 252 SpA / 16 SpD / 100 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Tri Attack
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse
>>26839899
youre favorite eeveelution
>>26839876
put this autist on the blacklist
new champ
me
>>26839940
weedle
nurusu is rightful champ homo
>>26839940
milotic
mad buge (Karrablast) @ Choice Band
Ability: Swarm
- Fury Attack
DOGARS
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390187329
;)
>>26839934
you have resigned your claim
whoever >>26839872 is is the current valid champ, unless it's a ruse
champ being mad in the room, aka autism central
>>26839965
>actually a roomfag
top kek
>>26839965
no wonder why that chimp was so fucking autistic
>>26839965
>we are the autist
>>26839965
is there a single roomfag who isn't a raging sperg
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390189548
>>26839965
>"booo people in the bread are so autistic"
>no one bats an eye
He must know he's wrong at this point
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390191555
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390193326
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390194092
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390194986
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390195166
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390195778
NEW MAD TEAM
flame orb magikarp
stoutland named after your favorite person here
mad buge (Karrablast) @ Choice Band
Ability: Swarm
- Fury Attack
H O G E
the same mad Charizard
Subtle (Aron) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Endeavor
- Toxic
- Protect
- Sandstorm
Any pokemon with spit up as it's only damage dealing move.Should I buy Robobot?
ground waifu
qwilfish
Last two digits of this post are the X and Y coordinates respectively.
Find your meme.
>>26840267
y not?
>>26840280
Because I'm poor so if it's not enjoyable for more than a few hours I don't want it.
>>26840271
>someone spent 1500 hours in ms paint making this
>>26840271
If you're going to do one of these types of suggestions, just upload the image to Imgur or something and post the link. It takes too long to upload the image for your suggestion to ever get in on time.
>>26840293
oh... im not sure :x
>>26840258
the city of champ
>>26840260
>>26840261
>>26840263
>>26840264
>>26840265
>>26840266
the inhabitants
>>26840260
skipped this desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390199258
>>26840260
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390199496
>>26840304
true, but I could also post it ahead of time and then reply to it whenever champ needs a new meme
like so
>>26840271
>>26840336
Whichever you prefer. I often do gimmick posts like yours that necessitate the Imgur method.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390200788
>>26840297
>not being dedicated to your memes
>>26840388
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390200788
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390202166
>>26840271
Holy fuck. I can't believe people still post the shitty chart I made. lel
unf, uggh ahhh
**breathes heavily**
g-guys i think, uh, that i, need to go, b-because
**sweating**
we-wew...
new champ
GOODRA WAIT FOR ME
Champing or else use an Aggron, you can make it a Mega if you like.
>>26840271
this
Kinda relying on the honor system for this one; please make a move BEFORE looking at the Pastebin.
Select the best move for white in this situation:
http://i.imgur.com/HISQCNe.png
Once you've decided, see which Pokemon you got. Better moves get you better Pokemon, generally speaking:
http://pastebin.com/jptTXE1E
>>26840271
rollan
aggron can't be mega
sharpedo
Haven't been here in a while. Is this shit still fun. Any fresh new memes?
>>26840509
sorry champ
>>26840509
use goodra
FEMA.LE goodra
>>26840510
autism speaks
>>26840518
you're a shitposter so you'll probably find it fun
>>26840526
1200 ELO detected.
>>26840508
champ
>>26840509 (Party Time)
>>26840510
>>26840512
>>26840513 (Ruse Ruse)
>>26840514
>>26840515
memes
Actually I have to go so I guess I am not champing, sorry lads
>>26840510
I got the Magnezone
>>26840510
tfw literally got clefable but im not champing and i've never played a serious chess game
'<_'
new champ where
>>26840617
in my ass
>>26840617
at your mom's house
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1466657002494.webm
>colombians
>>26840698
shut up, dyxia, no one cares about spicsphere
>>26840698
>>/sp/
>>26840510
got weezing
a kind of risky play, but oh well
>>26840698
I sure do love me some Madden Basketball
Hi I actually came here to watch some Pokemon Battles, where are they?
Fine, I'll do it. But I haven't done this for like a year so if you guys have new memes, you'll have to get me up to speed.
>>26840271
rollan again
meowth
>>26840800
kingler
specs tyranitar
184 days in Hoenn (Wailord) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 156 HP / 176 Def / 176 SpD
Bold Nature
- Block
- Amnesia
- Defense Curl
- Rest
citizen snips
ebin cade
>>26840800
band terrakion
>>26840818
friendly reminder you can skip this and nobody will care
>>26840818
i was just about to leave since its on the team
champ hurry up
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390216437
>>26840904
nice tripcode who you think you rusin
Sorry
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390217149
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-inversebattle-390213854
real champ has arrived
CHAMP HURRY UP!!
>>26840930
New chump?
POST ROOM
Whoops forgot to post the last battle in bread but it was a short one anyways
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390220585
>>26841027
nice one faggot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390221870
Well that went well. New team.
blimp condition (Drifblim) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Endure
- Acrobatics
- Thunderbolt
- Explosion
Musharna @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Baton Pass
- Moonlight
- Reflect
india
>>26841102
Critdra (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Draco Meteor
- Hydro Pump
natu named teehee mcgee
Citizen Snips
Noivern with a dickish item and switcheroo
also other moves
ditto
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390224847
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390226289
OUR ELO IS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390227948
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390229019
No one save that replay thanks
I guess Gordon Gecko was right. Greed is good.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390231549
So close yet so far. New team.
Shedinja @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- X-Scissor
- Shadow Sneak
- Protect
haxing queen (Dustox) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Ominous Wind
- Roost
- Sludge Bomb
any boomboom named asspull
Sloppy Blowjob (bellsprout) @ eject button
donnel trapinch
Clawmory (Skarmory) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Iron Head
- X-Scissor
- Rock Slide
switcheroo noivern with dickish item
i wanna see anger
>>26841390 elo hell slayer
>>26841391 hax control
>>26841393 10/10 nickname
>>26841394 hilarious poopmon
>>26841395 a lot of potential
>>26841396 fresh OUmon
9,8/10 i love it
>>26841413
hey comfyanon what sup gurl
>>26841427
i added one too many memes and im a boy anon
>>26841436
that's not very comfy
>>26841436
ill call u a girl anyways gurl, talking about men triggers me ;-)
>>26841411
lol pls call the shedinja elo hell slayer
>>26841440
(◕‿◕)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390235405
Select all squares with street signs
Whoops forgot to evolve donnel pls wait a minute
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390237468
Back again from technical difficulties -_-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390238975
Didn't forget this time :)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390240344
Maybe one more team after this, maybe not
Well since I actually won, one last team.
weakness policy metagross
Focus band shedinja (for the ebin) named "ELO HELL"
or
Sub/Punch/Encore mega bune named "I'm a casul"
or
me
bill
taunt knock off synthesis leaf storm serperior
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME (Azumarill) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Present
- Blizzard
- Covet
- Sing
BLOOD WAIFU (Lilligant) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 184 HP / 24 Def / 252 SpA / 48 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpD / 30 Spe
- Sleep Powder
- Quiver Dance
- Petal Dance
- Any Hidden Power
noivern with dickish item and switcheroo
can also have other moves
>>26841667
jolteon named lolicon
F*CK YOUJ (Aggron-Mega) @ Aggronite
Ability: Filter
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave
- Roar
- Rest
- Stealth Rock
something with fling and thief
citizen snips
>>26841668
>>26841670
>>26841672
>>26841673
>>26841674
>>26841676
Champ's dank-ass minions
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390242635
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390243802
Literally best team ever
>>26841788
Champ the bune already had a name and most of a set
>>26841793
I'll switch it afterwards because I had a brainfart
>>26841803
danke
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390245938
Forgot to fix bune
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390246250
Not sure what the plan was there.
did champ die
>>26841898
Opponent probably made the room private
>>26841898
room is hidden
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390247698
Here come dat bwoi
Hey, we won against that OP Shuckle. I'm going out on a relative high note. Goodnight.
New champ.
me
or
Mega Absol named XxXH07_T0P1KXxX
something with fling and thief
or
rotom mow
Clawtress (Forretress) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Earthquake
- Gyro Ball
- Bug Bite
- Rock Slide
Gourgeist-Super @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Will-O-Wisp
- Trick-or-Treat
- Leech Seed / Worry Seed
or
Malamar @ Choice Band
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Topsy-Turvy
- Knock Off
- Switcheroo
- Psycho Cut
ebin cade if evens
bully waifu if odds
espurr
Latias (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Healing Wish
-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390250414
Here we go, goyim.
>>26842020
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390250667
Off to a rollicking good start
>>26842033
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390252404
Amazing game there
>>26842089
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390253972
What a streak!
>>26842142
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-390255609
New team after this.
>>26842191
Nu teamo
bootleg hoge (Phanpy) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Sand Veil
Level: 1
- Sandstorm
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard
- Stealth Rock
donphan
Champ a shit (Caterpie) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Run Away
Level: 69
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Quirky Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Snore
-
BBCuck (Murkrow) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Snarl
- Roost
- Calm Mind
- Feather Dance
Calling BBCuck
ekans
noivern switcheroo dick item
>>26842253
Lagging Tail
>>26842259
Lagging tail is only good on prankster trick desu
>>26842259
nah it needs to be fast so it can pull the dick move off
Karaokee
>>26842247
I'm skipping this so I'll need another suggestion :^)
>>26842272
What might that be?
>>26842265
>>26842266
>Not going Lagging Tail anyway
>>26842284
specs weedle
>>26842284
donnel caterpie
>>26842296
The first semi-not-maybe-shitpost
>>26842284
Some bullshit Meloetta from earlier today, didn't pay attention to the set details except q dance, rest, some moves and a berry that raised defence, so most of it actually.
