egg thread
post cute eggs
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>>26812342
>>26815166
>>26815363
You're going backwards, Togepi!
>>26815380
>)
>>26815380
TOP KEK
sup
>>26815543
Seeds are lewd
you have to eat ALL the eggs
>>26815543
>>26815543
>>26815543
SEEDS
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I always assumed Chancey was fleshy, like Kirby. But then Blissey fucked up my perception... now i don't know what to think.
>>26816216
ekx.gif
Post eggs please
Don't you think chansey looks a bit like an axolotl? But then blissey drops all of that which is sad
>>26818027
I imagine Chansey covered in a soft, fine down-like texture. Blissey is more feathery along their midsection.
i wonder what chansey's eggs taste like haha
>>26822895
diabetus
>>26812066
I'm dying
![[540p] AG045.webm](https://i.imgur.com/wncvCMT.jpg "[540p] AG045.webm")
>>26823757
brutal stuff
why do all of these chansey gifs make me laugh so much
>>26823838
because chansey is cute
CUTE
>>26823838
the best is the chansey that clearly can't understand a book but the doctor insists on her to keep trying.
>>26815166
That's disgusting.
>>26823889
wow rude
i could use a nice egg in this trying time
I wonder how pokemon egg smells haha
You do know that chancy is a delusional little thing who carries a stone and not an egg, right. When she hatches as a happiny, she evolves with a stone she thinks is an egg and carries it with her forever
>>26833820
>It lays several eggs in a day. The eggs are apparently rich in nutrients and extremely delicious.
>Chansey lays nutritionally excellent eggs on an everyday basis. The eggs are so delicious, they are easily and eagerly devoured by even those people who have lost their appetite.
>>26833849
chansey is a chicken? what the fuck
>>26833820
Happiny's the one who can't lay eggs and carries a stone to compensate, Chansey and Blissey can make eggs
W-where do the eggs come out of?
>>26833902
>Happiny carries the stone
>She evolves
>It's still a stone
Ergo, chancy and blissey carry stones in their pouches, deluded into thinking they're eggs
>>26834024
>>She evolves
>>It's still a stone
Where did you get that from?
>>26834024
So you ignored the dex entries huh
>>26834024
>still a stone
No.
>>26833988
The pouch.
>>26834024
>>It's still a stone
Source: Your ass
>>26818106
>mmmm the rock
>>26834164
>dex entries
>accurate
I'm sure this whale has the density of Styrofoam, Gardevoir can make back holes, and magcargo burns hotter than the sun
>>26834240
Why can't they? Pokemon universe doesn't abide by real world physics/logic.
>>26834240
Then tell me, how is it still a stone?
>>26834240
Then explain why Happiny can't learn moves involving eggs that its evolutions can
happiny a shit desu
cleffa and igglybuff are much cuter
this guy doesn't have a lot of art
>posting seeds
>>26835251
?
seeds are NOT cute
>>26835296
?
>>26835304
no
>>26835311
??
>>26835189
>uglybuff is cuter
>>26837408
>he wouldn't fuck igglybuff
gay desu
Chansey is so OG
>>26837418
Have a seat right over there
I WONDER WHAT ALL THOSE EGGS SMELL LIKE
>>26841001
Like eggs
>>26835189
Riggs > Happiny > Cleft
>>26841049
*Iggs
who is your favorite egg?
>>26842216
eggbird
>>26812036
Chansey/Blissey is totally on my list of Pokemon I'd actually have if they were real. It is good for cuddles, takes care of you when you get sick, is adorbs, and serves you breakfast that literally makes you happy as a base feature.
had to post an actualt egg to counter my ocd
>>26834693
Checkmate, atheists
Posting Shauna'sme on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o
>>26842237
Was gonna say I'd pick Audino for everything else but having infinite softboiled eggs is a deal breaker.
>>26848872
IMO Audino would be better for cuddling, it'd be better at hugging you back and you don't have to worry about an egg pouch
>>26849757
egg is cuter
I want to marry chansey
>>26850266
>that gif
>>26842216
Jessie socks
>>26843347
An intelligent being would have recognized that he could, and left it at that. An animal acts.
>>26833893
>implying chickens are chanseys
>>26818106
You wouldn't throw a rock at Chansey
>>26822983
Fuck Jessie is hot I can't get over it
Good thread
>>26858445
yes, for those with true patrician taste
Is this egg?
>>26859449
qt, but not egg
>>26859872
Are you sure?
>>26860098
pretty sure that's a mouse my friend
>>26859872
It literally evolves into an egg with rabbit features
water rodents are not eggs
required egg watching
https://vimeo.com/162138194
Post eggs not Jackie Chansey
>>26860441
species: egg
![[540p] Episode 129 5.webm](https://i.imgur.com/VPBkMp9.jpg "[540p] Episode 129 5.webm")
eggs are friends
not food
>>26860629
But you could be friends with a Chansey and eat its eggs?
I ate scrambled eggs today
i love this thread, its qt
>>26861225
yes
>>26842224
Nice taste anon
>>26823863
>Chansey using a Lucky Punch
>>26862978
>>26823863
>>26862934
![[540p] Episode 129 0.webm](https://i.imgur.com/sy2rYXJ.jpg "[540p] Episode 129 0.webm")
best egg
>>26860629
Was Jessie in training to be a nurse before she entered a life of crime?
>>26868993
top egg
Water rodents out
>>26868981
'Stop'
>>26868846
She sure was. >>26860629 is a short clip from the episode where that was revealed.
>>26868846
Yes, see >>26860372
>>26812066
Was this necessary? Seeing that they always treat Topegi like a baby on the anime this seems odly out of place.
Ur cute anons
Ur my favourite qt egge
>>26871189
https://vimeo.com/171187948
https://vimeo.com/171188043
Egg bullying galore
>>26871217
y-you too
>>26872470
>>26872482
egg is for hug not bully :(
![[540p] Episode 129 2.webm](https://i.imgur.com/qpgp8Wx.jpg "[540p] Episode 129 2.webm")
>>26872526
![[540p] Episode 129 3.webm](https://i.imgur.com/TF5iNJi.jpg "[540p] Episode 129 3.webm")
>>26872705
>>26872526
also for fug >>26835311
Cute
![[540p] Episode 129 7.webm](https://i.imgur.com/kawpqHJ.jpg "[540p] Episode 129 7.webm")
>>26872705
>>26854695
>>26817445
why is chansey running so cute?
why is chansey so cute?
You guys are so silly
Blessey is best egg
>>26871339
O-oh no
>>26871339
>that tiny thing weighs 25 kilos
what a fatty
>>26886616
>>26886616
no bully, muscle weighs more than fat
>>26812036
best egg
>>26845196
the fuck
>>26867528
That's Jessie's Blissey right
Do you like green eggs and ham(beast)?
>>26888121
eggs are strong as fuck
