GARDEVOIR THREAD
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Lets have a thread dedicated to /vp/'s favorite pokemon.
I'm sure we can all be mature and set aside our differences to honor the best thing to ever exist.
As always lets see that new art the OC creators have blessed us with.
Have fun, lads :^)
>tfw you will never clean up your gardevoir after sex
That would be hot as fuck.
>>26799987
delet this
>>26799987
>you will never be this /fit/ enough to fug a gardevoirtoo bad, I wanna get father's day'd by gallade anyway
>>26799987
>tfw sylvia will never grow a penis and cockvore you
Why live, bros?
>>26799987
>the OC creators have blessed us with
I SUMMON TAILSPOSTER
I SUMMON SHITPOSTERS
>>26799987sauce me up senpai
>>26800145https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1905521#search=gardevoir
:^)
>>26800172Nice
>>26800078
>>26800078
tailposter is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
We need something new, like gardeporn exodia or gardeporn poster or gardeporn comic poster.
Its gardevoir thread at all.
>>26800411
Jesuschrist anon, not on a blue board
>>26799987
Gardevoir is pure
delete this
>>26800448
shiny gardevoir is a slut
>>26800411
MODS
>>26800448
But anon! This isn't just any old gardevoir, this is sylvia, blue mans creation who was born out of his real life cuckening.
I dont need sylvia. I have my gardevoir, she is named sasha and she squats and drinks vodka with me. She sometimes hug me when i dont feel cheeki breeki.
>>26800555
Trips confirmed. Are you a slav?
You guys are pricks for taking someone elses art and creation and using it in such childish and pathetic ways.
Can't wait for the day Blue Man gets fed up with all this /b/ tier troll shit and starts taking these twelve year olds to court for copyright infringement.
>>26800569
Yes my friend, yes
>>26800592
also i have shiny one named "Wieslawa" because i needed also patriotic one
>>26800570
t. Blue Man
>>26800570
I'm sure Nintendo and GameFreak wouldn't object to him claiming ownership of pornographic material of their property.
>>26800487
Cuckening is stronger than meme magic.
>>26799987
>Blue Man
>Sylvia
Am I missing something here?
Kind of want to draw a gardevoir lads
>>26800625
Newfag.
I had a Gardevoir named Beatrice in my Platinum Nuzlocke run and Cyrus personally killed her. ;_;
>>26800570
>copyright infringement.of copyright infringing material
>>26800614
Real funny you fucking shitposter. I bet you haven't even talked to Blue Man and just heard stories about him over the internet like the rest of the /b/ tards here.
Blue Man is actually a based guy and has never done anything to deserve the rep he gets. It doesn't help that shitposters like you attack him any chance they get.
When you're older you'll realize how wrong you are, hopefully by then you've been sued out of everything you won.
>>26800632
draw a shiny futa fellating herself
>>26800643
>>26800625
Some bullshit drama that shouldn't be worth anyone's time. Hardly anybody is going to talk about the actual pokemon here.
>>26800632
Draw shiny gardevoir wearing t-shirt with winged hussar (this guy on pic related) on it?
>>26800622
>>26800645
It doesn't matter. Blue Man drew the character and named it sylvia, not gardevoir.
I've paid for a couple of commissions myself and i'd support him if he ever wants to go after you faggots legally.
>>26800691
its just best for blueman just to ignore them. Waste of time with taking some kids to court.
>>26800691
Lol I'd love to see you try.
>>26800682
We go to an image board about a children's video game series. We have time to spare.
>>26800691
He can call it whatever he wants, it's still a gardevoir, and they own that design.
looks like the blue army reported the OP image enough for it to be deleted
I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry
>>26800764
Well 20 people have posted in this thread so its probably saved at least that many times
>>26800773
loving gardevoir is not being furry. Gardevoir looks more like human not animal.
>>26800773
gardevoir is more like a xeno/aliens dude
>>26800757
It still doesn't give the right for anyone to take that image and do stupid bullshit with it. Have respect for a great artist like blue man you pieces of shit.
I'M NOT A FURRY I'M NOT A FURRY I'M NOT A GODDAMN FURRY
>>26800773
Wanting to fuck Asaris doesn't make you a furry.
>>26800786
>>26800787
>being this in denial
>>26800807
chill mate, you are not fury when you want to hug gardevoir. Gardevoir is not animal
>>26800806
>great artist
Hyperbole much?
>>26800806
t. azureguy
>>26800816
>denial
(you)
There is any male human being able to resist urge to hug is ovn gardevoir in night?
I think everybody will try it at least ONCE.
>>26800824
>>26800829
And one of you is that sick faggot maxy who calls his trap significant other a gardevoir
>>26800848
She'd probably hug you desu, Gardevoir is the only pokemon as far as I know that canonically loves its trainer.
>>26800848
Fun fact, the latin word for "hug" could also be used to talk about "sex".
>>26800871
so welll, to avoid latins thinking i talk about sex with gardevoir. I will speak it in Polish.
Chyba żaden z panów tutaj nie dałby rady powstrzymać chęci przytulenia swojej Gardevoir chociaż na jedną noc. Każdy by prawdopodobnie spróbował tego chociaż raz
:^)
>>26800912
you sickest fuck
>>26800649
this is either bait or you're from the autistic discord server
https://imgur.com/a/BfYc2
kek
>>26800936
He's right though. If art is shit then it deserves hate. Blue Man has improved over the years and other OC creators should follow in his foot steps.
>>26801012
He's in a different Discord full of tumblr autists like that. Hopefully they see that post and realize what Blue is doing behind their backs.
>>26800172
This is amazing. Bluecuck is a faggot.
>>26800570
Ayyy lmao
"I went to poland and all I got was this shirt"
>>26800649
I've talked to the faggot. You've clearly bent over for him.
>>26800625
Blueman is a poke fucking autistic tripfag. He draws "art" on tumblr or da. He is obsessed with his shiny gardevior that he named Sylvia. He defended is part of Falcon's Gardevoir group on discord. If you don't know their autism, you're lucky.
>>26800974
>>26801060
Yeah, keep calling it bait and denying the truth you sack of dog feces.
Don't bother replying, i'm sick of this shit. Going to talk to some people who are sane and better company than the children who make fun of hard working individuals here.
>>26801092
(you)
>drama
Gardevoir is cute and innocent, why do you insist on corrupting her pure love?
>>26800849
I'm not a trap you retard
>>26800592
Polandball huh? I bet you are from Poland.Mam rację?
>>26801092
If you aren't actually Blueman your name is clearly James Russell.
>>26801130
What do you expect from people that have devoted their lives to worshipping and defending the honor of monster girl from a childrens RPG?
>>26801137
Jak najbardziej przyjacielu.
>>26801157
>monster girl
I wish.
>>26801130
This board is dead without the drama.
So shut up and call BlueMan a cuck
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1905521#search=gardevoir
>>26801199
*thread
my bad
>>26801168Właśnie zostałeś moim bratem/siostrą, drogi Anonie, bez względu na to kim jesteś i gdzie jesteś.
>>26801207
You had it right the first time.
The people who hate gardevoir have been flinging shit at him for years now.
What makes you all think this will change anyones opinion of him now?
Any "proof" that shows up is always phot shopped.
Lets face it, someone REALLY hates blueman and wants us all to hang them when in reality we should be looking for whoever is responsible for all the slander.
>>26801246
>photoshopped
try harder autist, stop denying that your cuck overlord is taking advantage of you.
>>26801263
>cuck
You're all using that word without even knowing what it means.
Funny how people talk shit here but when it comes to the discord chats with usernames all i see is praise for blueman and his work.
Try harder next time if you're looking to start some sort of riot over an innocent person.
>>26801233
Bratem. jestem Polakiem, nie Polką.I wonder how many nonpolish anons tried to translate it
>>26801300
Probably because Blue is sucking the dick of everyone in the discord chats for their precious, precious views.
How does it feel to know you're bowing down to someone who'd sell you out if it meant more tumblr notes?
>>26801327
And there you go making shit up again.
Blueman tells people not to respond to trolls like you because all they do is twist words and use any means to stir up shit.
I can see he was right when he said all the people talking smack in here were delusional or jealous.
>>26801351
Who's making shit up? You're the delusional one here.
https://imgur.com/a/BfYc2 :^)
>inb4 s-shooped evidence!!!!
>>26801378
Oh, you're just that one faggot who got really butt hurt about his art being made fun of and called shit (because it is).
Nevermind then, seems like blue was right yet again.
>>26801399
Call me what you like, I'm no content creator so you're mistaken but at least I'm still not a giant faggot like your overlord BlueFag.
>>26801418
>gay irl
>not a faggot
Whatever you say, buddy.
Its funny you talk about dick sucking so much seeing as you did alot of it in Falcon's discord.
Didn't say shit about blueman there. Who's the real two face bitch here?
>>26801476
Kek, do you think I'm one of you super sekrit discord boogeymen? Kys faggot
I remember saying gardevoir threads could not get more autistic even if the fanbase tried.
Guess you all took that as a challenge.
So sorry to see i was wrong.
I don't drop in on Gardevoir threads ver often. Who's Blue and why do people hate him?
>It's another gardevoir thread
Saturday - Cat pokemon
Sunday - Bunny pokemon
Friday - Eeveelutions
What am I missing?
>>26801625
They don't. Its just one guy who's been obsessed with blueman for a couple of years now and is on some sort of crusade to smear blueman and all his art.
>>26801653
>one
>years
>>26801678
Glad you kept track of the amount of time you've wasted with your life.
Sorry, with all the shit posting you do it just seemed way longer.
>>26801696
The Discord was made on like December though
>>26801653
>one guy
Haha
>>26801712
Correction, end of February.
>>26801651
>eeveelutions
dumb glacy
>>26801731
Proof?
>>26801712
Right, but blueman has been the scapegoat of everything that goes wrong with gardevoir threads since about 2013.
Why don't you just end it already instead of harassing people who hurt your feelings on the internet?
Maybe then we can have a decent thread for once and oc creators like blueman will come back and draw for us.
>>26801748
>wanting blueman to draw for you
no
the drama will never end until blueman hangs himself
>>26801744
I was one of the first to get in the server. I left it months ago though, so no proof, sorry. I do know a few things if you want to ask me.
>>26801748
The Discord which the Maxine guy joined was made on December-ish, which is the first time we ever saw him.
>>26801779
Maxy joined in February.
hi is this the thread that the gardevoirs go in
i brought a gardevoir
>>26801068
look at this from other way, in germany you will get free rape from muslims and from Poland you got shirt with most badass cavalry even mankind invented.
Poland > Germany
>>26801744
>>26801762
>>26801779
>>26801794
The first (falcons) discord was made on febuaray 14th.
Any coincidence that the sad waifu club was born on valentines day?
>>26801835
If you edited out all the names and stuff, how do we know you didn't just edit the date?
>>26801799
In poland you also get people actually protesting against unregulated immigration
>>26801888
Here you go you massive faggot, the archives back up my claim.
>http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/25213656/#q25230721
Fact: Gardevoir discords started on valentines day due to the neckbeards who worship the pokemon being lonely with their imaginary waifu
>>26801974
>fact
Ok
>>26801717
Oh, i'm sorry.
One guy with proxies.
Literally slugfucker tier.
i want to decorate my gardevoir with flowers before i pet her and hug her
>>26802524
The fuck are you doing?
This thread is all about the autistic drama surrounding these sperge lords and their paper waifu.
>>26802038
>one person
Try again faggot.
You can suck bluemans dick all you want. Truth is more people hate that queer than like him.
But then again you're a meme-ing cunt who thinks /vp/ is one person. Especially when someone disagrees with you. Because how could you be wrong, right? You're fucking pathetic.
>>26802568
You need the updated one, fampai
>>26802606
>Truth is more people hate that queer than like him.
Yet every internet chat he's been on has had people praise him, or just think he's an alright guy (not hate him).
You're the pathetic one going this far just to convince other people to hate someone who did nothing but mind their own business.
>>26802621
gib plox
>>26802631
>every Internet chat
Funny since /vp/ thinks he's a pathetic fetishist with awful taste, below average artistic abilities, and zero positive contributions to anything.
You should stop embarrassing yourself. Just because you aren't namefagging doesn't mean you aren't either Blue or one of those other prime abortion candidates in the discord group.
>open /vp/ for the first time in months
>see Gardevoir thread
>oh sweet, time for some art
>everyone's talking about a literally who
This thread is just an example of why /vp/ is a shit tier board
>>26802701
>Funny since /vp/ thinks
>"i speak for all of /vp/!!1!"
>>26802720
>he thinks /vp/ likes BlueMan
>>26802720
>>26802720
>>26802631
>every Internet chat
>I speak for all the internet
Your move, scrotum sucker.
>>26802747
>/vp/ is one person
I think we should get some spiritbomb love up in here.
Fucking memesters jealous of someone more talented than them making money drawing pictures
>>26802568
>when this thread hits bump limit it'll fade away and everyone will forget what happened here
best part
>>26802915
retarded/10
>>26802915
>talented
Hahahahaha haha hahahahaha haha ha.
Maybe regular gardevoir generals aren't for /vp/.Where would we even move to? a seekrit forum?
>>26802957Nowhere.
>>26802957
Lets start a chatroom for people who like gardevoir.
Invite Blue Man so people can see all the shit flinging is just that.
Also give Blue Man the final say in who gets kicked and who gets to stay, his judgement is unparalleled.
>>26803001
That already exists, it's the /ggvp/ discord or what is now called "The Garden".
>>26803025
Then lets make a second discord open to anyone as long as they don't bad mouth blue man, the gardevoir messiah.
Did both discords become sekrit clubs?
Just wanted to check in on the gardefags and i'm not in either. Also link on green guys tumblr is expired
>https://discordapp.com/invite/0w88oaEaQPoEWJLq
>>26803111
Happy Birthday, Tailsposter!
>>26803111
Happy birthday.
I remember turning thirteen.
>>26803111
Happy birthday and happy trips.
>>26803145
Keep going. Nuke this shithole like it was Hiroshima.
>>26800625
Lets say for the sake of argument that there really was someone dedicated to getting gardevoir threads banned / making them shit holes like the gardfags suspected way back when.
That person must be very proud of the job he's done. Tailsposter even comes to every thread on top of all the drama that goes on.
This person, who totally doesn't exist, is laughing his ass off and patting himself on the back.
>>26802631
Please share.
>>26802631
>>26803243
Meant to reply to >>26802621
>>26803195
People pay ACTUAL MONEY for that garbage tier doodle. Holy shit.
>>26803216
>/vp/ is one person
This meme is hilarious eckz deeeEee
>>26803111
Happy birthday Tailsposter, happy trips, too.
>>26803195
I remember when posting this image made it be deleted within minutes and would cause whole threads to 404.
What changed?
>>26803297
The discord group isn't as big anymore? They realized they don't have to do what Falconhitler and Bluemanstalin say? They realized mass reporting was fucking childish.
>>26803306
you say that yet i see people around here sucking their dicks like it was made of chocolate
>>26803340
Gardefags who get shitty freebie art from Bluefag most likely.
Where's that one guy that always white knights and says the gardevoir fanbase isn't as bad as people make it seem.
I want to see him defend all this shit.
>>26800848
Bruh it doesn't matter. Most guys probably would cosleep with a Gardevoir.
Because one night, you will be alone. Your Pokemon will be with you. But you will feel inexplicably alone.
I don't care who you are. And your Gardevoir will know. Because that's her job. He cares for her trainer, because that's how his species works. And late that night, she'll pop out of his Pokeball as he feels it get to a breaking point. And her trainer will know that's why he's there. And that trainer will take that opportunity for comfort. And the both of them will fall asleep in each other's arms.
Because it happens all too easily.
post Gardevoir, faggots.
>>26806595
i post gardevoir from her old times
Holy fuck you /vp/ sad sacks, nobody cares about your gay chatroom drama. You have nothing on /vg/ if you're trying to look autistic. Post Gardevoir.
>>26806944
That image is so small it is basically a Ralts
>>26807008
this
>>26807188
You can't say "this" to posting Gardevoir without posting Gardevoir
Testing.
http://gg-vp.boards.net/Bring your 'tism.
>>26807983
What are we supposed to do with this?
It's just a spooky ghost forum with one member and no posts.
>>26808079
It's just a testing ground for now. I want to see how things will go. Do what thou wilt.
Movesets? Nature? Held item?
Tell me about your Sana-Chan.
>>26808548
Name: Wieslawa
Held item: gardevoirite
Modest nature
Psychic
Moonblast
Shadow ball
focus blast
>>26808564
>naming your pokemon
>>26808564
Wiesława is really fitting name for this Pokemon.
>>26808608
i love to name my pokemon dude. Its a nice customization option with naming pokemon
>>26808548
Feather - Female
Bashful nature - Mischievous characteristic (flawless special attack)
Ability: Telepathy - Held Item: Gardevoirite
Psychic
Hyper Beam
Thunderbolt
Signal Beam
Typically performs best in doubles where her ability can be utilized and she can be supported by her teammate after blowing something away with hyper beam (it's just so deliciously powerful on mega-garde).
You guys. Would a physical 'voir be viable in a double battle if it had huge power skillswapped onto it? Doesn't it still have ice punch and some other good physical moves?
>>26807983
fuck off shilling your site
>>26809139
Adjusted attack comes out to be about even with Machamp, Scizor, and Garchomp's, so I guess it could do some damage.
As for moves, you got the three punches, shadow sneak, thief, zen headbutt, and if you're going for mega, fairy-type return/frustration.
So yeah, It could probably work.
What does she smell like? Grass?
>>26811309
she smells like Gardevoir
>>26811309
She smells faintly of ozone due to her psychic aura.
Not like a lightning strike, but like the smell of a statically-charged balloon combined with clean flesh.
someone has gardevoir scene from english version of anime? I want to hear how gardevoir sounds in english version of anime.
>>26811380
>I want to hear how gardevoir sounds in english version of anime
No you don't. It's pretty cringey.
>>26811309
Semen. Cuckholdry.Blueman's tears.
>>26811410
but we dont talk about THIS gardevoir but how typical gardevoir smells
>>26811425
Alrighty then, neckbeard semen and regret. Good enough?
If you think making fun of blue man gets to him, well it doesn't.
All it does is make you all look like immature little retards.
>>26811445
t. Blueman.
>>26811445
Hello Blue Man.
>>26811433
such pissed off awnser.
Not all female gardevoir owners fug their gardevoirs. At least some of them will try to keep them clean.
Wild gardevoirs and most of gardevoirs owned by trainers will have neutral smell.
Part of them will smell like neckbeard semen and sweat.
And bigger part of them (mostly pokemon contest ones) will have good smell because of parfums or aroma baths.
>>26811456
>>26811459
Don't you underage b&'s have a spiderman thread you need to get to?
>>>/b/
>>26811482
i don't know what you were expecting. This entire thread is fully of asshurt.
>Female Gardevoirs
>>26811533
My ass feels fine.
Reminder that now that Gardevoir is A FUCKING FAIRY steel types and poison types can rape her with ease. WHAT THE FUCK WAS GF THINKING?
>>26811592
>Implying you cant use Focus Blast on steel types
>implying a stab psychic wont fuck over almost all poison types.
>>26811592
On the bright side, fighting types are double fucked, dark types have to watch their backs, and dragons are little bitches.
Also, psychic still counters poison.
We're still good.
>>26811528
Nice retort, nerd.
Reminder JueMan is the biggest Gardefag there is and thinks only he or his fellow goyims can post Gardevoir
Could we just once get a decent thread without stupid bullshit internet drama that interests no-one?
>>26811800
No.
>>26811800
>check website url
>boards.4chan.org/vp/
Most likely not. No.
>>26811609
>focus miss hitting anything
>>26812037
shit meme famalot
>>26811800
Sure, when this one hits bump limit make a new thread and put "DO NOT SHITPOST OR START DRAMA" in the OP.
>One of the most powerful pokemon
>Protecting her trainer is in her nature
Good pokemon Gardevoir. But some people think she is a semen bag. I hate these people. Gardevoir is for hug and protect not fug.
Oh god I really got to stay away from these threads or I'll start hallucinating that there's a Gardevoir right by me again
>>26812177
remember, gardevoir wont hurt her trainer. So if gardevoir is into her trainer, she will just try to seduce to make trainer not wanting to resist.
>>26812177
Well if it's what he/she wants...
getting tired of the drama. anyone who wants a decent thread for once head here
>>26812196
>>26812208
>starting a second thread when the first isn't autosaging
>specifically referencing the drama
>using a poorly-drawn image
>actually having a "my thread will be better" mindset
ya blew it
replace your oxygen with inert gas.
>>26812246
its already off to a great start, which is more than this shitty thread can say.
all the children can stay here while the grown ups can go to the other thread for quality discussion
>>26812270
and some will be in both threads.
>>26812270
All you're doing is attracting unnecessary attention.
People will see two active threads, get annoyed, and start bombing.
It'll be like falseflagfest all over again.
Do you have no sense of board etiquette?
>>26812320
People will bitch either way, just like you are right now
>3 threads
Welp. Should've seen this coming
>>26812208
Can't escape that easily anon.
>>26807983
The forum theme is pretty cool, at least.
>Gabidou is in the forums
http://i.imgur.com/B7N9xEL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N1kEhp6.png
>>26814128
Who? Is he another autist?
>>26814128
While that child is probably a retard i want to remind everyone blueman has a massive hate boner for him for some reason.
Expect Blue to request his immediate ban from the forums or he's not gonna draw for anyone anymore.
>>26812177>Implying I'd resist.
>>26815130
aaand gabidou is gone
>image of a shiny gardevior getting plowed from behind from a fit male. A passed out man is on the floor. The Pokemon, named Sylvia, assures the fit man that her trainer, Blueman, enjoys cuckholdry and would enthusiastically encourage the encounter, ask to observe, and then clean up after the two finished their coital relations.
>>26816350
Well them i guess its safe to say blue man is running that forum, or at least one of his duck suckers is.
>>26817062
pretty sure they're not. Has it occurred to you that maybe other people dislike that guy too? At the very minimum he's underageb&
>>26817100
autists shunning other autists because their flavor of autism was different than the ones they jerk off to
sounds exactly like these threads
>>26817169
well that is the point of the forum ,so that sounds about right
I'M NOT A FURRY I'M NOT A FURRY FOR FUCKS SAKES I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY
>>26817035
Please kill yourself at your earliest convenience.
who would win in a race, gardevoir or sonic?
>>26817035
>>26817280
Impossible
>>26817280
S-She's Fast!
Keep up the good work, at this rate /vp/ will die of cancer
>>26817512
Requesting this with a gardevoir edit!
How many content do we have again....?
>>26817543
0 because they all ran away
>>26817555
then who the fuck is bumping these threads and how do you get 200+ replies with zero content?
>>26817633
the blacks?
>>26817633
Ironically, the ones who want to stop these threads cause them to exceed 200
>>26817633
Blue man.
>>26817280
EV training in speed
You're not a furry for fapping to Gardevoir, right?
>>26820016
does gardevoir looks like antropomorfized animal?
I want to fuck gardevoir right in her ass
>>26820016
Furries are the ones who wish they were their animal fursonas.
Liking Gardevoir is pure xeno.
>>26817273
Quiet down, Blueman. The adults are talking.
>>26820016
Maybe, maybe not but you're definitely a fucking pathetic faggot who will never get laid.
>>26820995
oh the irony
>>26820946
>everyone who i don't like is blueman
I think someone is in love
>>26817633
The ones who want these threads dead are usually the one that continuously bump them.
This happens every time, people will continuously bitch about Blueman and call people who aren't ass buttblasted as them Blueman. As if they secretly hope that Blueman will actually show up so they feel justified in their autism.
>>26821457
agreed
Is Gardevoir an ayylmao from space that desires to learn more about humans through pretending to like them?
>>26822285
Gardevoirs in Space: Attack of The Space Tenatacruel
>>26822381
plot twist: Gardevoir's trainer was the Space Tentacruel all along
You faggots keep on talking about this 'blueman' person but what what about Redman? His steel typing should make it very easy for him to NTR a Gardevoir away from its trainer.
>>26824353
>steel type
>implying that'd do anything but repel
