The fuck you think you're doing standing around? You don't know whats going on here? Oh god you idiot. Alright, listen up because I'm not telling your deaf lard-ass again!
We got a head chef called the Champ, and he needs six pokemon entrées picked from the first six posts from the hungry, WAITING customers after a valid call for new meals. After a couple of courses, he will either call for six more meals to whip up, or leave because the idiot couldn't handle the responsibility of cooking simple meals and thus will call for another Champ. From there, the feast goes on until a grease fire is poorly handled and kills us all, god willing.
This is not the Pokemon Showdown General, you idiot fucking sandwich.
Current Menu:
>https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
Specials of the day:
>http://booru.showderp.com/
Previous Restaurant: >>26775360
Current Head Chef: efg !kttsNtmokI
diglett with air balloon!!!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-387986038
>peeveep
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-387989169
>>26783503
i wish i was as cute
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-387991939
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-387993721
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-387996096
team
magmortar named after your least liked person here
assvest limber ditto
mozzos lazy bro (Ursaring) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Facade
- Bulk Up
boom boom 2.5
Whirlpool + Perish Song Politoed
Hone Claws + Dragon Rush Charizard X
Worry Seed Whimsicott
scarf caterpie
the stiffest afro
im gay haha
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-387998508
>>26783786
Guts doesn't activate on sleep.
>>26783823
guts activates when the holder is afflicted with a major status affliction
sleep is a major status affliction
why doesnt sleep then activate guts?
>>26783823
source?
>>26783856
>>26783868
I meant Facade. That for sure doesn't activate on sleep. Guts does activate. Still a shitty set though.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388001270
>>26783912
I guess switch facade out for Return or Frustration or something
this simulator is hands down the worst thing to happen to pokemon since masuda
>>26783980
teal my dude
my man
just chill
if you be a good boy and succ mod dicc like me you'll be unlocked in perhaps a year or two :^)
>>26783980
>getting mad af when you can just evade in like 2 minutes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388004080
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388004521
>>26783980
please dont bully trickster
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388004724
>>26783980
>stae of neoderp
baka
>>26784067
>>26784065
>actually defending the mods on a pokemon simulator coded by a pedophile
both of you need to be shot
I came across this guy while playing pokemon showdoen, pay attention to chat it’s really short http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-387720681
>>26784071
teal my dude calm down
NU is pretty comfy
Finally I get a chance to sweep with my favourite Pokemon Malamar
>>26783980
this is what happens when you let neoderp post
>>26783410
>Showderp General: Ramsay Edition
>General
Stop trying to change things, you idiot.
>>26784092
TROLLED
>>26784079
Are you Juicy?
>>26784106
no im dyxia
>>26784105
Haha epic
>>26784071
Listen to me you uppity little nigger, Trickster is a qt moderator boy and doesn't deserve this nonsense.
>>26784071
>he can't evade simple locks
Get good you fucking dumb kid LMAO
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388006262
>>26784111
>dicksia
>eveep is seriously trying this "im a gril silly boys x33" shit after he posted a pic of himself and his ponyshit in the room
I wish I saved it.
>>26784111
more like DICKsia lol
ily bby <3
>>26784126
>not dicks-cia
meme harder
>>26784071
in case you guys were wondering. He's this mad about getting locked for going on an autistic rant when a guy admitted there was luck and claims to let him have the last word when he keeps posting. This is the face of neoderp.
>>26784122
i already evaded you stupid assuming nigger
holy shit showderp is honestly dead
>>26784127
nigger he knows WE know
also dont bully eeveep xhe's qt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388007337
>>26784148
more like Real Maddawg
>>26784149
Then why'd you come crying to a mod you fucking loser?
>>26784148
Why is Teal so mad? What happened? Was he champing?
>>26784150
>+eveep: they saw a reflection of me in my PJs and assumed because tits werent out or anything that i was a guy is now a meme
haha no he earnestly wants people to buy it
Impeach when?
>>26783980
yeah the internet is a pretty pathetic place. people will do literally anything to distinguish themselves from their peers, even things that don't really mean anything such as getting a little symbol next to your name on a website (just a measure of what a sycophant you are.) Well, not everyone. I kinda wonder about people who are so fucked up in the head they will suck a sea of dick just to be able to wield a little power over people and have a little notability on a dumb pokemon website
>>26783980
Just suck fucking mod cock like every other good goy on this website Jesus fucking Christ if you were you any more retarded you'd probably be complaining about how Roleplaying isn't a safe space anymore in THP
>>26784200
=)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388008775
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388009075
>>26784219
Post tits or leave.
>>26784148
new champ
>>26784236
me or ayy lmao
GAY PARTY (Sylveon) (M) @ Pixie Plate
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Celebrate
- Last Resort
Bright Powder Wonder Skin Venomoth
>>26784274
magikarp
a bird
>>26783995
>>26784013
>>26784065
>>26784071
>>26784079
>>26784122
>>26784116
>>26784148
>>26784149
>>26784177
>>26784181
>>26784210
>>26784175
Hey guys sorry about my post I'm actually a dumb nigger xD
>>26784274
any frog
>>26784274
eviolite munchlax
mega gallade named no more gays
poke that reminds you of death grips
Something with Frustration name Teal
>>26784283
eggs dee
>>26784295
>>26784292
>>26784290
>>26784285
>>26784284
>>26784301
>>26784283
>>26784282
>>26784281
>>26784280
>>26784276
>>26784236
>>26784233
>>26784219
>>26784217
>>26784200
>>26784181
>>26784177
>>26784175
>>26784168
>>26784149
>29 KB JPG
>>26784139
>>26784148
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>>26784122
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>>26784106
>>26784105
>>26784084
>>26784079
>>26784071
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>>26783980
>>26783995
>>26784013
>>26784274
>>26784270
all me btw
>>26784351
29 KB JPG
>>26784351
leave spicy
celebrate was incompatible so I changed it to baby doll eyes.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388012468
>>26784351
I'm spicy btw
>>26784364
had to get around the spam filter desu
>>26784388
/me succ ur dicc
And it only cost me one year's salary!
>>26784413
nice blog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388013690
>>26784413
nice, now cum on it
>>26784413
thats a weird cat doll
>>26784413
Hot glue when?
>>26784413
nobody cares, post more of the cat
this is now a /fug/ thread, post your rarest fugs
any gays here?
>>26784529
(You)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388016539
>>26784529
Did she died?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388018571
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388020287
new champ
me or dogars
something with non-stab hydro pump
Mastermite
pyroar named meow :3
dongus the hedgehog aka scarf shaymin
Something with Worry Seed
jumpluff
ice beam crocune or mega crobro
>>26784798
>>26784803
If this isn't jumpluff I'm going to kill myself
rip champ
>>26784952
>21 minutes ago
champ has to make an entire team but come on this is outrageous
me chimp
Jumpluff
curse hippowdon
>>26785007
boom boom v2
ebin cade
Toxicroak @ Lansat Berry / Liechi Berry /Salac Berry
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Endure
- Cross Chop
- Sucker Punch / Bullet Punch
- Poison Jab / Gunk Shot
cheeky rat
just in tiem
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388031102
>>26785153
changing accounts
we low ladder now and maybe sniped now
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388031834
now with 20% more getting swept
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388033751
>>26785263
another CLEAN 6-0
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388034696
>>26785313
we won!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388035009
>>26785324
we did it!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388037163
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388038335
asdg h65
that was such a painful match that i don't wanna champ no more
>>26785589
Never champ again
>>26785599
rude
ill champ if i can get a full team in under 2 minutes :^)
qwilfish
>>26785621
specs shedinja :^)
Mesprit @ Custap Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock / Psychic
- coverage attack
- Endure
- Healing Wish
Bullshit (Terrakion) @ Life Orb / Expert Belt
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature / Modest Nature
- Hidden Power [Rock] / Hidden Power [Ice]
- Focus Blast
- Earth Power
- Calm Mind
cheeky rat
malt
Landoruse (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Earth Power
- Sludge Bomb
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Psychic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388044495
>>26785621
salty because of suggestions haha ;-)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388045415
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388046561
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388047471
who was this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388048538
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388049509
new team!
literally garbage (Trubbish) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sticky Hold
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Amnesia
- Dark Pulse
- Acid Spray
- Rest
a jynx named bob the drag queen
>>26785897
sleep sheepe
skippy
the mon that most reminds you of the just fuck me up meme
>>26785897
A Heatran set you enjoy
remove steel (Magnezone) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Flash Cannon
- Thunderbolt
>>26785905
can you post this set, it's not on the pomf
wew
>>26785925
Skippy (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Block
- Imprison
- Transform
look harder you autist its there
>>26785934
i didnt ask for skippy "autist"
>>26785934
jk i am the autist
>>26785925
M-Audino with rest, snore, calm mind and i cant remember what else, wanna say sub
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388052204
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388053501
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388053763
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388054566
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388056133
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388058167
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388059308
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388060024
new champ
fine, let's go.
a dodrio named jasmine masters
BANE? (Slaking) @ Leftovers
Ability: Truant
EVs: 104 HP / 252 Atk / 152 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Pursuit
- Slack Off
- Taunt
>>26786268
fun bear
TELL ME ABOUT BANE (Yamask) @ Eject Button
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 248 HP / 32 Def / 228 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Will-O-Wisp
- Toxic Spikes
- Destiny Bond
- Knock Off
>>26786268
swords dance cherrim
blood egg
>>26786280
set pls
>>26786275
which bear bb
>>26786299
mozzo the fun bear famalam
>>26786299
blissey w leftovers and serene grace
defense curl
calm mind
ice beam
rest
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388066276
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388067316
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388067970
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388069431
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388070517
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388071589
new team pls
make it spicy
robin-chan (Absol-Mega) @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Ice Beam
- Knock Off
- Play Rough
- Sucker Punch
mawaifu
>>26786435
mozzo the fun bear
DOGARS
anything with life orb and 4 attacking moves
Scarf ttar
specs weedle desu
>>26786437
who dis?
>>26786452
mawile named mawaifu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388073583
>>26784067
Who she?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388075438
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388076143
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388076424
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388077667
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388079595
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388080618
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388081030
new team
belly drum m-slowbro pls
Endeavor/Feint/Sash Hitmontop
Shrekle
sanic (Hitmontop) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Atk / 12 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Mach Punch
- Bullet Punch
- Fake Out
belly drum mega slowbro
Belly Drum Mega Slowbro
mega belly slowbro drum
lol jk keknee
balk fetus
gen 1.5 (Scyther) @ Leftovers
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Slash
- Swords Dance
- Giga Impact
- Agility
>>26786605
>>26786607
gonna need some sets
>>26786618
BalkFetus (Mew) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Def / 76 SpD / 4 Spe
Calm Nature
- Amnesia
- Barrier
- Soft-Boiled
- Baton Pass
>>26786618
keknee is level 1 cottonee w/ sub, seed, encore, toxic (i think)
>>26786628
>>26786618
endeavor over toxic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388084042
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388084182
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388086151
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388086932
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388088627
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388090669
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388091384
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388092023
>>26786722
zoroark and 5 pokemon nicknamed 'not zoroark'
well, that was fun boys.
new chimp
me
EVEN:
hi (Ferrothorn) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Power Whip
- Gyro Ball
- Payback
- Explosion
ODD:
Carbink-Mega (Diancie) @ Light Clay
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Stealth Rock
- Explosionjust kidding pick whatever you feel like :)
sneaky buge (Shedinja) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- X-Scissor
- Agility
- Swords Dance
- Baton Pass
GASTON
Espeon @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Morning Sun
- Protect
- Dazzling Gleam
aron
cheeky rate
just kidding lolvery creative choice of tripcode
champ claiming new ID
ultimate shitmon if ruse, roulette rock if not
specs weedle just to be safe
Champ (Trubbish) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sticky Hold
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stockpile
- Pain Split
- Spikes
- Toxic Spikes
ruse cruise?
claiming new ID
>>26786741
this still
>>26786769
chimp pls
>>26786762
if you're actually going to champ and just thought #benis was a secure tripcode just use the old team and start posting battles
ok new champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388095624
hello
>rusing during dead hours
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388097509
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388099347
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388100346
<me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388102632
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388104733
ree
my trip is #benislolxd
me
banded ninjask with fury cutter
