>Zorua/Zoroark
>able to mimic people and pokemon's appearances
>can mimic human speech when assuming the form of a person
>able to change the apperances of landscapes
Given all this, what is the worst thing Zoroark could do to someone?
>>26771669
have kids with someone
Raping and then changing the crime scene.
>>26771669
It takes out several hundred thousand dollars in student loans in your name.
>>26771683
>Find and Marry a loving human wife
>she gives birth to a fucking litter
>>26771713
Better than kids actually
Turn them into a furfag
>>26771829
>implying the rabies shots and other expenses won't kick you in the balls regardless
As a man whose bitch had a litter of pups some odd years ago, it's a fucking nightmare.
>>26771713
If you have good genes at least one of them will have flawless IVs so you can make money from it
>>26771861
What were their natures and IVs?
>>26771876
I'm pretty sure I have shit genes. Either that or i'm just a weak, fearful, skinny, lazzy little faggot.
>>26771861
I train dogs as a hobby, dogs aren't even nearly as expensive as fucking babies.
Those little devil fuckers will go through your wallet all your life, while pups only for a few months.
>>26771888
1 Naive, 1 Timid, 2 Hasty, and 3 Jolly.
Perfectly bred with 31 IVs in all stats.If only they didn't have motion sickness as an ability
>>26771888
stats, Evs and IVs Don't exist in Pokémon lore.
>>26771669
Kill a Human but Pokémon are not evil.
>>26771928
yes they do
EVs = effort values = how much work is put into training
IVs = genetics
stats = the product of the two
>>26771876
Genes don't matter, unless you are holding a piece of red string. True fact.
>>26771900
You sound like you're living the life man
>>26771984
Next time a have sex and I want a babby, i'll tie some red yarn around my dick.
>>26771938
>Kyurem
> "Due to an old legend, it may be assumed Kyurem may be hostile towards Pokémon and humans, due to the fact it supposedly ate them if they were found outside at night. "
>>26771974
No. They don't.
Just a battle mechanic.
>>26772001
Eating is other life forms is neutral.
The easiest thing to do would just be to stand near the grand canyon or something and pretend to be a person leading people toward it while disguising the cliff as solid ground.
Easy way to make people plummet to their deaths
>>26772007
Pokemon being stronger or weaker than others of the same kinda is canon tho
So between EVs, IVs and stats, at least one of them canonically exists
>>26772028
In lore. They don't exist.
>>26771713
It must be good at keeping it's human form while someone is fucking it.
>>26772085
I'd rather it be in it's true form
>>26772007
>A battle mechanic
>The entire game is based around battles
>Not canon
>>26772104Same.______________
>>26771713
>>26772085
Doesn't it changes back to normal form after getting hit by an attack?
Would putting your dick in it change it back?
>>26772107
Don't bother arguing with that guy he baits newfags like you everyday with the same "pokemon lore" bait
>>26772118Dick Attack!
>>26772118
If it's a virgin, yes.
>>26772120
Don't bother arguing with this guy he baits faggots like you everyday with the same "being retarded" bait
>>26772107
machamp EVs, IVs and stats are non-canon and incompatible with It's Pokédex entry.
EVs, IVs and stats don't exist in Pokémon lore.
>>26772164
I wish your mother had aborted you, Richard.
>>26771669
>what is the worst thing Zoroark could do to someone
Pose as a single human mother and her kit(s) pose as her children
>>26772107
Canonically, a machamp can throw a thousands in two seconds.
>>26772179
Oh shit
>>26772176
If it's incompatible with the Pokédex.
Then It's non-canon and exist outside of Pokémon lore.
Canonically, a machamp can throw a thousands in two seconds.
>>26772190
The sad part is that some sad fuck will fall for it.
>>26771669
The real question is, which characters were actually Zoroark the whole time?
Can everbody shut the fuck up about the pokedex? Just ignore Richard because we all know he's going to try and bait you into replying.
>>26772205
It will probably have irregular speech patterns. That will probably give it away.
>>26772133
But the hyper weapon is the hyper weapon.
>>26772221
define "bait".
I don't bait people.
>>26772133
underrated post
>>26772233
Nah, Zoroark is actually able to speak perfectly fine when it's disguised as a human. Just take the one from b/w2 for example.
>>26772266
If a Zoroua tried this it's tail would give it away.
>>26772301
No doubt.
>>26772001
wasn't that legend proved false in B2/W2?
>>26771669
become a diaper and wrap themselves around someone's waist
>>26772415
DELETE THIS
I want to marry a Zoroark
>>26772301
Lie.
I kind of want to rebreed my Zoroark for a female one now. Should I do it? It only has like a 12% chance of being a girl and I have to get the IVs I want in each stat.
>>26772582
Ask wfg or if you want one as being owned by you quickly you can try the injection thread.
>>26772582
IVs don't exist in Pokémon Actuality.
>>26772470
Richard you retard, when a Zorua transforms, it still has its tail.
>>26771669
turn into your crush, fall in love with you, get married, then on your honey moon, suddenly turn into Zoroark and bolt out the door snickering never to be seen again
>>26772673
Lie and the Anime series is non-canon.
>>26771669
>what is the worst thing Zoroark could do to someone?
This is really hard to quantify. If the pokemon is an evil genius, it could ruin peoples lives. Kill people will mimicing, frame them for murder, ect.
>>26772673
That's In Pokémon anime series which is non-canon.
Zorua transform perfectly in Pokémon lore.
Please don't believe in Pokémon anime series lies.
>>26772200
You can throw yourself off a building. In fact, please do.
>>26772219
all of them
>>26772674
>Sheds a single tear
>"I always knew, my dear.."
Kek.
>>26771669
Nigga just Moshi Moshi their shit.
>>26772792
It's true.
Pokémon EVs, IVs and stats don't exist in Pokémon lore.
>>26771669
>can mimic human speech when assuming the form of a person
It was only that Zoroark that spoke, the Zorua and Zoroark in BW never said a single word.
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>>26772186
>>26772200
The Pokédex is non canon
>>26771669Sweet loving.
>>26772872
And ? Where does the pokémon lore apply if it doesn't apply in the games and anime ? WHERE in the pokémon universe, which only exists through games and anime, does the lore work ? Nowhere.
>>26772758
>>26772687
except it transforms fine even in the anime
you're thinking of the movie
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>>26771713
>That's my fetish
>>26771713
GOD DAMN IT NOW I WANT TO JERK OFF TO ZOROARK
