Why does everyone seem to hate magearna?
*farts*
It resembles a human woman, which they know they can't have.
>>26749136
I like it
Cause she won't sleep with them
Cause she a stinky girl hahaha
I don't give a shit about it's design.
The fact it's just a robot and still considered a pokemon is what pisses me off.
Is a sentiant toaster considered a pokemon too?
>>26749136
I love her. Her design is so cute.
>>26749227
wait fuck rotom
>>26749227
actually yes
look at voltorb just a sentient pokeball
It's just Diancie 2.0
>>26749227
>disliking Porygon
>disliking the Regis
>disliking Golurk
Robotmons are top tier, end yourself.
>>26749136
It looks like a robotic waifu pokemon to me which causes instant dislike.
The official art made it seem so meh to me, but it's one of those cases where fanart makes it look way better.
>>26749251
>disliking robotic waifumon
It has a good typing
It has a good ability
Other than that, there isn't anything to really like.
>>26749136
I love it.
>>26749251
>not wanting to TM17 that cutey
>>26749328
Submission?
>>26749337
This. Which is it? I would honestly like to both protect her and force her into submission desu
I don't hate it. I just don't like it.
>>26749227
>Is a sentiant toaster considered a pokemon too?
Yes?
>>26749366
THATS A FUCKING OVEN
>>26749380
Same fucking shit desu
>>26749380
You sure showed him
>Magearna is a Mythical Pokémon that was created by a scientist of uncommon genius 500 years ago. Magearna has the power to perceive the emotions, thoughts, and feelings of other Pokémon. If a Pokémon is injured, Magearna will feel the other’s pain and suffering and will try as hard as it can to save that Pokémon.
>Magearna’s real body is the spherical construction in its chest called the Soul-Heart, created by a scientist who gathered the life energy from Pokémon.
>Magearna has the ability to transform itself into the appearance of a Poké Ball! It does so when it sleeps, and apparently also when it's sad.
I really like Magearna's lore, and while the design still isn't great it has grown on me.
Because it's fucking ugly
>>26749403
Are you talking shit about my waifu, faggot?
>>26749391
It's created by Infinity Energy. Instant connection to AZ and Kalos.
>>26749136
It's just robot diancie
>>26749234
Rotom is an actual ghost though, it's not a machine, it just likes to take over machines.
>>26749328
>TM17
>>not TM32
>>26749244
Underrated post.
>true story
>>26749136
/vp/ is not one person. I for one, want to make sweet and tender love to her
I don't love the design all that much but I like it on principle for being a robot girl. It needs more porn
>>26749136
I hate how artists make the red dot on its face a mouth. Obviously it's supposed to kinda look like one, but it's in a fixed position/size.
>>26749244
>It's just Diancie 2.0
Reminder that Magernia is incapable of giving you blowjobs, which Diancie can easily do. They have nothing in common whatsoever.
>>26749217
It is literally making the blow-up doll sex face
>>26749563
I didn't know ability to give head was the bar by which we judged similarities between pokemon
>>26749136
I am a huge sucker for automata/mechanical stuff in general AND esoteric 3obscure5you bullshittery/antique aesthetic, so yeah, I love Magearna beforehand, even if it's somewhat out of place in Pokémon. The design is very cute too.
>>26749470
So Rotom can take over Magearna?
>>26749535
People didn't know that until more recently you idiot.
>>26749563
>http://meaconscientia.tumblr.com/post/139074617761/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>26749564
I don't care about Pokémon designs.
I care about collecting Pokémon species.
>>26749628
>Pokémon
Yes. But not control it psysicallylike it was its own body. Rotom can only do so with appliances created specifically for that purpose, such as Charon's household appliances or Kukui's Pokédex.
>>26749628
>>26749649
I think Rotom can only control things with an electric motor. But I dunno. That Pokedex doesn't look like it would.
>>26749616
This. My only dissapointment is that they didn't go full-on spooky with it and make it's voice a creepy ear rupturing metal screech.
>>26749136
>created 500 years ago by a scientist
>500 years ago
>scientist
>waifu
>metal waifu
>fairy
pick one
>>26749632
>Inaccurate fanart
>Canon
Your waifu isn't built for sex anon. Just accept the reality.
>ANOTHER Steel/Fairy
>>26749870
Unlike Mawile and Klefki, Magearna will play as a special attacker so it's fine.
>>26749801
>implying you can't install a fleshlight on her
>>26749136
Because it's an event-exclusive mon meant to be distribuited for people that buy the game on day 1, forcing you to buy the game on release date if you want to have it.
![dc97ee2f95f3d5423662cb91589dac97[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eoir7GA.jpg "dc97ee2f95f3d5423662cb91589dac97[1].jpg")
>>26749629
Retard who thought it was a mouth detected. It was obvious right from the start if you weren't a total dipshit. It's a robot. Why would it have a mouth there when there's another dot right above it to let you know it's a light like those found on a lot of other anime robots?
>Gear grind on your genitals
>popping your balls like a zit
>>26749136
Because /vp/ is autistic.
>>26750115
Don't worry I'm sure plenty of autists will be buying several copies each so they can get a million of them and down the line you can trade for it.
>>26750115
What the literal fuck are you talking about?
>>26750866
http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/magearna/
>If you use the new QR Scanner function in Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon to scan in the corresponding QR Code, you'll be able to obtain the Mythical Pokémon Magearna!
Because it's another shitty waifumon that ruins pokemon and, by extension /vp/
Remove degenerates and make /vp/ great again.
>>26749136
I see more people joking about her farting than actually hating her
But it's probably because she's a redundant type
>>26752168
There are only a few faggots who force this shitty meme on /vp/, including you.
>>26749391
I with you on that
But I am sure with time I will grow to like the desine
>>26749136
Because it's too robotic to be a Pokemon.
>>26749203
This pham
I think Magearna is A-OK alright bitches fight me
>>26749177
hello /tv/
>>26755067
What about Magneton?
It's a object based Pokémon too.
>>26755192
Have you ever actually seen anyone liking Magneton?
>>26749227
>objectmons are only bad when they aren't genwun!
>>26755224
I like Magneton. And the entire Magnemite line.
>>26749136
>http://www.pokemon.co.jp/ex/sun_moon/game/#magearna
Since this is the only Magearna thread around I'll leave this here. According to the official Japanese site, Fleur Cannon is a Fairy type Overheat.
>>26749391
The lore is what sold me. Still a little neutral on the design, but it'll probably grow on me.
>>26755192
It was more like a sentient steel Pokemon until it appeared with moving animation in the games where it appeared to be some malfunctioning machine.
is she really stinky and smelly?
>>26749391
So it's Baymax
Great
If Magearna is a pokemon, why aren't some if not all the PokeStar Studios creature things pokemon?
>>26755224
Magneton's a bro. He's cool in my book
>>26751880
What the hell man, /vp/ was great when porn was allowed. Everyone was busy enough fapping to their waifus on their own threads to shitpost.
>>26755224
I do but I prefer Magnezone.
>>26752223
Just like the dumb 'ORAS is shit' meme, right?
>>26755982
Because they are not sentient, they're just movie props and costumes and shit. Special effects. Fake.
>>26755305
>Its Soul-Heart ability lets it absorb energy from any defeated Pokemon >setting it up and letting it sweep can make Fleur Cannon get off a shot or two as a trump card for a pivotal turn-around, which is also hard to kill due to the best defensive typing in the game
Sweet god, it's beautiful. It's so fucking beautiful.
>>26749136
I love magearna.
>>26749136
For me, it just seems a bit 4th wall breaking. Similar vibes to Voltorb/Electrode/Amoonguss; that whole "resembling a Pokéball" thing that just makes me feel a bit weird.
I get the man-made aspect, but it makes it harder to take it seriously for me
>>26755305
>lower your spatk so it raises when they die
>>26749136
because she can't smile and is forever with this stupid ":o" expression
I want to fuck it desu fampai
>>26749380
Looks like a toaster oven to me
