My name is champ, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to showderp world. The client requests contain a lot of shitmons, so I just decided to go y'know... full champion and change my entire house into a dungeon... showderpchampion now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. suggested shitmons are 6 and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why
dark fantasies
https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
http://pastebin.com/0h1HczcD
http://pastebin.com/drXeFcCj
dungeon art
http://booru.showderp.com/
Brock's Onix (Onix) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Screech
- Sandstorm
- Iron Tail
- Rock Slide
Hey guys, is this the leather club?
>>26727636
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board. The leather club's two blocks down.
Birb (Rufflet) @ Power Herb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Sky Drop
- Air Slash
- Rock Slide
- Tailwind
new gachi team
Roulette Rock
Scrafty @ Life Orb
Ability: Shed Skin
- Bulk Up
- Amnesia
- Rest
- Poison Jab
Mega Garchomp with Fire Blast and Surf
A female zoroark with attract named DEEP DARK FANTASIES, make all your other pokemon male to complete the ruse
parafuse headbutt dunsparce
blood totem
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386229238
FUCKING SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386231276
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386233551
RIP MARK WOLFF
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386233863
I swear Showderp is getting worse everyday
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
>"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>26728028
then leave you fucking retard lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386236519
I'm Smugchief, and General Guy's got nothing on me. Me and my brave army of the most professional and diciplined Smugleaves can take out an army of 100,000 Pignites and Wotters in an afternoon. Salute my epicness!
General guy + Smugleaf = death from epic :)
This will be the next trollface XD
/thread because max epicness has already been achieved by ME! :D
MARK WOLFF FOR THE WIN
>>26728055
>55
>>26728028
Fuckyou. I have been with Showderp through THICK and THIN watching people get ass-pounded as some EDGY RETARD suggested SPECS WEEDLE for the SEVENTH TIME in a day. You wanna know why I tripfag? I do it because it distinguishes me from the vast majority of morons who infest these threads like a fucking Combee hive. Just look at this awful thread. From the fucking top to the bottom, you see TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS of SHITPOSTING. I strongly encourage all of you to get a tripcode yourselves so that we are able to find exactly who is the one who is shitting up this place. Remember LC Guy? Remember Life Orb Shuckle? These are the types of people we need in these threads, and we need to be able to see who is GOOD and who is BAD. If you're anonymous on these Showderp threads, you're just another potential RETARD. LE QUOTE POSTS TEAM XD EDGY BOOM BOOM SPECS WEEDLE YAM YAMS. It's no fucking wonder why the ONLY thing the rest of /vp/ likes about us is that we are somehow managing to contain all of this shit in this thread, like some fucking cancer quarantine (yes, I know cancer is not contagious you faggots). And if you fucking disagree with me, how about we settle this on Showdown? Seriously, just reply to this fucking post and I'll kick your ass on Showdown OU. Oh, and I don't use a copypasta team either, I use a nice selection of Pokemon from all tiers. AND I WILL STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS.
>>26728069
>69
new champ lol
>>26728135
I would but I gotta take a shit
Brine Empoleon with Flash Cannon
>>26728072
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.
He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.”
At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,”
and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.
me or hoge
cheeky rat
Lucky Girl (Absol) (F) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Super Luck
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Night Slash
- Psycho Cut
- Shadow Claw
- Stone Edge
piloswine
>>26728159
band golurk
hot monkay dick
Next champ use this sableye set
marowak with bone club and bonemerang as it's only offensive moves
>>26728135
have one for the road
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463977439552.webm
>>26728159
probopass
zap cannon
explosion
tunderwave
>>26728175
thanks
>>26728171
that is a bad set
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386240595
>>26728182
It eats low ladder for breakfast it's hilarious
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386242125
>>26728171
>boosting nature without EV investment
>not knowing natures are 10% boosts favouring high stats
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386242463
>>26728309
Needs the def to live shit like lando and burn it
the modest is just for more damage although t b h it would do more work in the defense
Can't put nature into HP or I would
>>26728289
>>26728309
>>26728334
These are the exact same stats, except with a bold nature instead. Look at all those extra EVs, mmm. Learn more about stats, kiddo.
There's also the fact that CM Mega Sableye is a shitty set in and of itself, but at least it's kinda usable.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386243535
>>26728348
Cool stuff, thanks man
I guess I can just dump the extra EVs into the def
>>26728348
you sure are taking a showderp set that's not even a meme seriously
>>26728359
No problem. I would just run max defense if I were to use that set.
>>26728360
M E R E L Y
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386245060
the sableye set is shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386245326
>>26728399
>mfw made a kid forfeit with my set
10/10
>>26728420
>that ev and nature allocation on that set
disgusting
>>26728436
We fixed it
see >>26728348
>>26728445
>we
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386246549
>tfw hard reads
>>26728348
Use this sableye with the extra EVs in defense and name it OU ebola
Mega-hoge-U Primal Unbound Resolute is fun :)
NEW TEAM
>>26728553
>>26513530
caterpie named bob (Rhyperior) @ Leftovers
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 28 Atk / 232 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Rock Blast
- Roar
the stiffest afro
rocky helmet sableye
pikachu
>>26728553
mega weedle z
Use a Virizon
>Mimic Roulette:
>1
Articuno / Zapdos / Moltres [with Mimic]
>2
Suicune / Raikou / Entei [with Mimic]
>3
Regice / Registeel / Regirock [with Mimic]
>4
Mew / Celebi / Jirachi [with Mimic]
>5
Starter from Gen 1 / Gen 2 / Gen 3 [with Mimic]
>6
Pinsir / Heracross / Scizor [with Mimic]
>7
Eeevelution [with Mimic]
>8
Gliscor / Mamoswine / Porygon2 [with Mimic]
>9
Pelipper / Miltank / Milotic [with Mimic]
>0
Sableye / Houndoom / Manectric [with Mimic]
>dubs/trips/quads
Use any Mimic Pokemon from "/ds mimic, all"
SD physical keldeo
toxic orb shedinja
>>26728553
FUCK SCORPIONS (Latias) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Psycho Shift
- Psychic
- Ice Beam
- Recover
>>26728162
How can I add it to pastebin?
Darude (Shedinja) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Wonder Guard
- Sandstorm
-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386250025
>>26728575
you don't have too
it's a shit set with shadow claw and stone without sd sucker or iron tail to make up for the coverage and shit speed
also doesn't need to have jolly at all
its base speed is alredy slow even as jolly
you only have to outspeed specific mons like slow heatran and clefable or bulky mons with 60+75ish base speed
also it's literally
"champ use super luck absol" sethaha lol :-P
>>26728580
why u guys think this is fun?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386250476
>Yennifer
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386251352
>>26728643
great art
>>26728643
be honest
http://www.strawpoll.me/10480756
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386252964
feel free to save this i'm deleting shit in my folder
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386254333
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386254687
palkia
This sableye set was less shitty and more fun :)
NEW AG TEAM
shellsmash clampearl
FLING / TRICK + FLAME ORB:
Regice - Kyurem - Vileplume - Scizor - Krookodile - Lucario - Excadrill - Emolga - Tyranitar - Bisharp - Kingler
Kecleon - Dedenne - Kangaskhan - Meloetta - Cinccino - Raichu - Grumpig - Gallade - Sudowoodo - Barbaracle
Diggersby - Azumarill - Pinsir - Druddigon - Haxorus - Garbodor - Drapion - Breloom - Toxicroak - Mienshao - Golurk
hoge
megafug
funbro
KILL ALL NERDS
booboo keys
sleep talk xerneas
modest water spout choice specs kyogre
Night March team (Shaymin, Joltik, Pumpkaboo, Lampent, Mew and Unown).
>>26728819
t-this is not showderp tcg edition anon
>>26728819
>tripfag
>suggesting a whole team at once
>making some gay reference
June always sneaks up on me,
>>26728819
reminder to lurk before suggesting
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-386256861
>>26728819
is this literally a full team suggestion
>>26728819
>>26728604
is it possible to be more of a summerfag...................?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-386257401
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-386258048
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-386258964
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-386259182
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-386259358
Clamp clamp clamp :)
NEW OU TEAM
pursuit mega pidgeot
shrekle
cheeky rat
wew
gugu (Hoothoot) @ Leftovers
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Hypnosis
- Toxic
>>26727605
Why is /showderp/ so gay?
>>26728941
squishy cummies
gastrodon
>>26728950
Why is Gugu a much cuter name than Hoothoot
:3c
>>26728951
did someone say gay?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386260645
>>26728960
nobody said that you faggot
>>26728971
why is that girl embarrassed??
>>26728960
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386262911
>>26728971
i really enjoy and hate this type of doujin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386267267
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386267811
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386269450
This night was really fun, cant believe not a single shitmon was suggested :)
NEW CHAMP
blood star if odds, blood totem if evens
if dubs lillipup
specs weedle
>>26729216
hoge
anal beeds (Thundurus) (M) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Thunder
- Volt Switch
- Focus Blast
>>26729216
Gimme a team
kakuna
tympole with only supersonic
pidget with only sand attack
>>26729229
pidget
black sludge feebas
specs weedle
charizard with only hold hands
>>26729219
>>26729225
>>26729226
>>26729229
>>26729235
>>26729238
>>26729241
Why too much hat- oh, is this retard>>26728819
I made a sekret club page for showderp :^) can u find it
>>26729247
reddit.com/r/showderp
>>26729217
Who is Blood Star?
>>26729250
no mine is not on the dark web like that club
>>26729252
>>>
>>26729252
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
This you retard
>>26729252
blood star is staryu with only recover
>>26729252
suggester here its a rhyperior
READY
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386274237
>>26729281
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386275138
champ a shit
reminder to literally not watch these battles until this fag leaves
>>26729297
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386276095
>>26729320
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386276843
>>26729339
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386277474
That's it, it's over. It was a fun ride, wasn't it?
Whatever, NEW CHAMP, NEW MONS, NEW CRASH BANDICOOT FOR PS4.5 WHEN?!
you can feel the 13 year old emanate from that last one
holy shit i remember when i acted like that
Give me 6 sets and I'll champ for the next half hour or so
BOOM BOOM v2.5
>>26729388
metapod
>>26729394
I'm an idiot give me the actual sets so I can copypasta them pls
wow summer is just the worst
>>26729399
so this is what showderp has become...
>>26729388
cute (Furret) @ Choice Band
Ability: Frisk
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Sucker Punch
- Aqua Tail
- Fire Punch
>>26729411
Yeah I'm a newfag help
lillipup
>>26729418
just dont champ until you know what the fuck your doing, then you wont need help
Use a female zoroark with attract and make the rest of your team males
>>26729388
Batfloren (Crobat) @ Life Orb
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 40 HP / 252 SpA / 216 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Sludge Bomb
- Giga Drain
- Nasty Plot
you probably should lurk a bit more
>>26729418
>newfag
>wont lurk
the number one general rule man
>>26729424
It's not like it's hard, but really what is BOOM BOOM v2.5? Normal gem azelf or some shit?
You don't need to be a dick about it
>>26729394 Metronome, cosmic power, softboiled and work up, leppa berry, magic guard, defensive ev's
>>26729397
>>26729415
>>26729419
>>26729428
>>26729432
your team champ
>>26729436
BOOM BOOM is standard shit to know
>You don't need to be a dick about it
where do you think we are
>>26729436
here comes the airplane anon! Open wiiiidde!
https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
>>26729436
check the fucking pastebins and/or a.pomf.cat
unleash the memes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386280937
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386282264
more memes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386283486
Zoroark sweep incoming
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386284413
Cute is putting in work
Cute you failed me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386285284
explosion gengar new meta
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386286243
Okay new team now
Yellowstone (Volcanion) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 240 HP / 252 Atk / 16 SpA
Brave Nature
- Explosion
- Flare Blitz
- Superpower
- Steam Eruption
Kecleon named Greeninja
Tornadus-Therian @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 240 Atk / 16 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Hurricane
- Superpower
- Knock Off
- U-turn
Slutsnow (Abomasnow) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Blizzard
- Energy Ball
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Earthquake
hoge
A pokemon that reminds you of crash bandicoot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386289299
This team is already better than the last one
>tfw you trick the mega
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386290886
>when you're gonna win but the game is all like nah
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386292369
I'm choking help someone
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386293725
>>26729262
This meme looks dank, I like her.
Welp internet's choking too now
I've been at it for over an hour now so if someone else wants to take over now that's fine
me
your favourite mon
pursuit mega beedrill
dogars
muk
scarf bisharp
Free pick named ;_>`
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386299077
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386299852
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386301432
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386303467
new champ
Me or special snowflake.
double dance lando t
Hooker w/ a penis (Gothitelle) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Psychic
- Dark Pulse
- Torment
theme song: https://youtu.be/8qtIdhpw6hc
Arcanine with espeed
snips
mega metagross
seismitoad
HERE WE GO
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386312095
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386314063
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386316055
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386316272
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386317586
New team!
dogars
magneton
azumarill
Shrekle
balkfetus
Darmaritan
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386322568
Mskouille: i'm so strong
Mskouille: sory
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386327127
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386327946
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386330828
Last one before new something.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386333872
New team!
hoge
Goodra (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 200 HP / 252 SpA / 56 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Fire Blast
- Thunder
- Sludge Wave
or
GOD BLESS (Braviary) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Defiant
Happiness: 0
EVs: 48 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def / 204 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Brave Bird
- Superpower
- Frustration
a good pivot
azumarill
Topkek (Slurpuff) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 160 Def / 92 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Play Rough
- Frustration
anything that reminds you of reddit :^)
mega torpedo shark
>>26730392
this is beheeyem
..... what's going on here...?
>>26730400
poopy xdd
>>26730400
memes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386338461
>>26730406
No really, I don't get it, it's my first time on the board
Does "this" (whatever it is) happens often ?
>>26730415
go away Rayquaza2
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386340665
Snazzles: Marilyn's?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386342864
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-386345133
HAPPY ENDING, new champ!
>>26730570
are we dead?
>>26730600
Yeah, for E3.
