Welcome to the most autistic circlejerk in the entire board--Welcome to Showderp! An anon claims the position of the champ and 6 other anons suggest 6 forced memes to him, and after taking 20 minutes to build the copy-paste team, he hop on a shitty Pokemon-battle simulator called Pokemon Showdown where he tries to win against underage faggots and retarded manchildren, while the pic related share their animes and cummies with each other.
>Forced Memes:
https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
http://pastebin.com/0h1HczcD
http://pastebin.com/drXeFcCj
>Autism Draws:
http://booru.showderp.com/
>Current Champ:
!!9LnHzzplN6f
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385518737
>Dogars still kill
Where the fuck am I supposed to store my ebin memes?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385520682
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385522059
There are two (2) threads up right now. What do we do?
Guys, please rate my meme
blimp on fire (Drifblim) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Flare Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt
>>26710630
We let the one where champ don't post die.
new team
free pick
scarf kyurem special
Noctowl @ Flame Orb
-Psycho Shift
-Roost
-Substitute
-Air Slash
birdest bird (Talonflame) @ Leftovers
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Bulk Up
- Roost
- Substitute
- Brave Bird
hoge
Cheeky cunt rat
Snorefu
>>26710702
sableye for >>26710706
or
abomasnow for >>26710707 and give >>26710705 defog over sub
>>26710761
Abomasnow
>>26710761
Abomasnow
>>26710761
sableye is the better option
just pray for manual hail rng
>>26710785
it is, but the public has spoken
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385527996
>>26710761
abomasnow is better
or Aurorus
you can't use mega sableye anyway
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385531831
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385534440
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385535289
>mod chat
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new champ
me or hoge
Me.
Goodra@damp rock
Hydration
-Rain dance
-Rest
-Toxic
-Infestation
assault vest lmber ditto you fag eli
slut (◔◡◔) (Mawile) (M) @ Life Orb/Occa Berry/Lum Berry
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 168 HP / 252 Atk / 88 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Punch
- Play Rough
- Iron Head
- Sucker Punch/Fire Fang/Baton Pass
outspeeds clefable and under
occa berry lets you live psyshock + hp fire from latios
baton pass is good for momentum just try not to catch an intimidate =-3
flame orb shedinja with substitute rest protect and endure named boblak's cummies
diancie
>>26711049
max hp scarf transform mew
>>26711050
this is so fucking stupid
Magcargo @ Focus Sash
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Ancient Power
- Stealth Rock
- Earth Power
>>26711061
how
>>26711065
Mawile is pure she isn't a slut
Scizor-Mega @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Fury Cutter
- Ominous Wind
>>26711069
sure, kid
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385541282
>>26711065
what's your general idea for things that aren't latios, clefable (if you don't use occa berry) and scizor?
lum berry's also a bit of an odd choice (but i think it works in the end?) since if you're going to commit to not getting statused, it's better to go sub with the focus punch iirc
>>26711125
>things that aren't latios, clefable (if you don't use occa berry) and scizor
clefable isnt using flamethrower its always twave spam
sure there are some things like hippowdon that can come in and threaten it but thats true for literally 99% of the tier
i want to see unprotected focus punch because its epic go fuck yourself
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385545101
test
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385548226
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385549766
Why is stall so FUN :)
NEW CHAMP
http://pastebin.com/faWANNyq
or I can for a bit
shrekle
scarf regular kyurem
spoopy veggie (Gourgeist-Super) (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Seed Bomb
- Flame Charge
- Shadow Sneak
- Will-O-Wisp
I'm sure this works, guys
ebin cade
Delphox
Magician
If the post end in
0 or 9
Nickname: Generalist
4 moves of your choice
1
Nickname:Abjurer
-Protect
-Light Screen
-Magic Coat
-Mystical Fire
2
Nickname:Conjurer
-Substitute
-Mystical Fire
-Toxic
-Grass Knot
3
Nickname:Diviner
-Future Sight
-Mystical Fire
-Protect
-Echoed Voice
4
Nickname:Enchanter
-Hypnosis
-Attract
-Mystical Fire
-Calm Mind
5
Nickname:Evoker
-Psychic
-Mystical Fire
-Will-O-Wisp
-Solar Beam
6
Nickname:Illusionist
-Substitute
-Shadow Ball
-Mystical Fire
-Switcheroo
7
Nickname:Necromancer
-Mystical Fire
-Shadow Ball
-Toxic
-Substitute
8
Nickname: Transmuter
-Mystical Fire
-Calm Mind
-Lucky Chant
-Sunny Day
ebin cade
Weedle
>>26711575
this is the dumbest gay shit in the world
>>26711683
>he's never been to /pol/
new guy sorry
>>26711699
I thought that /pol/ was hosted separately from the other boards, on a Nazi space station
>>26711717
ok me
the stiffest afro
spoopy veggie (Gourgeist-Super) (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Seed Bomb
- Flame Charge
- Shadow Sneak
- Will-O-Wisp
http://pastebin.com/faWANNyq
A pokemon that remind you of your mom
scarf regular kyurem
>>26711566
this
>>26711751
you fucking coward
>>26711767
Is this a meme
>>26711782
no this is meme calling youyou a fagfaggot
>>26711782
No, you are a meme
>>26711782
Griffith is a coward
>>26711751
impeach this suggestion
>>26711800
>>26711798
>>26711795
uhhh meme
>>26711751
reminder you can skip this and nobody will care
Heal Pulse-only Latias with a scarf.
>>26711829
>skipping an actual usable mon
wew lad
>>26711829
>>26711807
Seconding these.
>>26711830
you're two suggestions too late fami
>>26711844
You're right. Champs who skip a re the biggest faggots
reminder that champ skipping my luxray (which is perfectly usable) would just give her heal pulse only shit
:^)
>>26711861
But champs who give up just because they have seen the suggested team are the faggest, so everyone here will excuse it.
>>26711807
>>26711829
>>26711854
literally why
it's a flame orb guts luxray
>>26711869
No it wouldn't
The last pokemon is a shrekle if you get skipped
Free mega
>>26711878
He said he might have to go though, didn't he ?
>>26711879
>activates its own guts
>luxray
>no STAB
its reprehensible
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385572158
meme me up, scottie
>>26711860
It's the thought that counts.
>>26711898
it's still usable, and better than half the meme sets that get posted
champ shouldn't be able to skip anything, let alone actually usable pokemon
this isn't smogonderp, not everything needs to be a good set
>>26711901
here's a thought
>>26711918
all valid points, but is there really a good reason why it doesnt even have wild charge?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385575309
>>26711982
probably because the guy that made it is autistic
either that or it's supposed to be as edge as possible
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385575555
inspect these digits
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385577294
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385578585
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385580586
>>26710658
es good
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385584024
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385586915
new chamomile
me
one meme man
belle (Chimecho) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Stored Power
- Recover
- Recycle / HP Fighting
choice specs typhlosion
anything that dies in 1 hit usually
can be sashed, sturdy etc. to actually live
>>26712318
rapeman (Sceptile) (M) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Overgrow
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Leaf Blade
- Rock Slide
Hypnosis Poliwrath called Brock Turner
>>26712320
what is this, dogars is down
>>26712372
wait a bit
>>26712372
>OP has 3 (T H R E E) links
>>D-DOGARS IS DOWWNNN DDDDX PLS SPOONFEED ME XDDDD
>>26712372
ONE MEME MAN (Togekiss) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Aerial Ace
- Focus Punch
- Extreme Speed
here
>>26712372
I just checked the first link on OP, the meme is there
>>26712372
hey newfaggot, if you don't know what are the memes, there's always the links on the op, you're welcome
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385594083
showderp in charge of reading
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385599450
smogon the experience
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385604024
champ lost to this
new champignon
me or hoge
cuck V2 (Porygon-Z) @ Skill Scarf / Chople Berry / Leftovers
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 100 HP / 100 Atk / 107 Def / 101 SpD / 100 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Sharpen
- Recover
- Last Resort
trunk
seaking
anal ducke (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Analytic
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Defense Curl
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Charge Beam / Tri Attack
blood waifu
>>26712772
>Skill Scarf
pidgeot with hyper beam
http://hastebin.com/ixibinewez.md
>>26712797
yee
brainfart, i meant silk scarf
physical empoleon
new champ
this is it. Showderp is dead.
may I?
cuck V2 (Porygon-Z) @ Silk Scarf / Chople Berry / Leftovers
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 100 HP / 100 Atk / 107 Def / 101 SpD / 100 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Sharpen
- Recover
- Last Resort
Staraptor @ Life Orb
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Close Combat
- U-turn
- Roost
Omar Mateen (Golem)
champ a lamp (Chandelure) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Shadow Ball
amirite guys? (Gardevoir) (F) @ Razor Fang
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Mean Look
- Attract
- Captivate
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385624053
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385627022
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385629867
mono bird
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385631694
champ lost to this
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385633109
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385635815
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385640055
new team
Key Weaknesses (Klefki) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Draining Kiss
- Magnet Rise
- Rain Dance
block mega slowbro
Hone Claws + Dragon Rush Lizardon-X
normal pidgeot
lansat berry sub pass scolipede
>>26713619
wew
qt doggo (Snubbull) @ Eviolite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Play Rough
- Fire Punch
- Rest
tfw you were watching the wrong champ
>>26713619
The gaybar
>>26713620
>>26713624
>>26713625
>>26713626
>>26713627
>>26713628
His queers
>>26713648
how the fuck do you do that
>>26713648
ive heard of taking home the wrong baby from the hospital and cutting the wrong wire, but how the fuck did you watch the wrong champ
>>26713664
>>26713689
if champ's mon isn't named and the opponent's is, it's not that hard
the only thing that made me slightly wary was that champ was in the espaol room, but for all I knew that might have simply been for jokes
>>26713689
I was champing by accident and he mustve been watching. Sorry for the confusion.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385647974
>>26713697
>>26713700
oh I guess we misunderstood, I meant I was watching the wrong side of the battle
new man
me
>>26713964
...me?
Trojan Duck (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 124 HP / 16 Def / 252 SpA / 16 SpD / 100 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Tri Attack
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse
glalie named Omar Mateen
champ a lamp (Chandelure) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Shadow Ball
king fatdick
its /gif/ blogposting time again
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465760689336.webm
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385664425
>>26714069
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385664953
That was fun
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385669982
haha time to impeach
>>26714215
this post is fucking epic okay
We did it angry mob!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385672247
>>26714215
Ha, time to get a life!
is dyxia the most epic redditor of all time y/y
>>26714251
y
new...um something maybe next time
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385676815
>>26710658
>not Hindenberg
new AG team I guess
haha me or a dog mon named Zygarde 10%
or if new AG team then use mega fug
if same champ, an actual specs weedle
if new champ, encore jumpluff called discount whimsicott
LeonardogeDaVinci
specs weedle
specs timid snowflake with freeze dry
NICE SKILL blaziken
specs weedle called dyxia
>>26714496
Event genesect
Sunny Buge (Vivillon-Sun) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sunny Day
- Solar Beam
- Sleep Powder
- Quiver Dance
>>26714496
weedle, you pick the item
>>26714506
NICE SKILL (Blaziken) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Flare Blitz
- High Jump Kick
- Swords Dance
>>26714496
the shitter
>>26714497 the shitter enabler
>>26714498 dyxia
>>26714499 an autist
>>26714500 a good man
>>26714504 a meme
>>26714506 a fag
reminder there's no species clause
>Ash's dad became a pokemon and left Ash and his mom
>Ash becomes a Greninja and leaves Serana pregnant with his son
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465767824262.webm
me on the right
>>26714499
what is this?
>>26714506
what is this
>>26714500
I'm using the genesect.
impeaching
me
>>26714567
LeonardogeDaVinci (Arcanine) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Flash Fire
Level: 69
EVs: 25 HP / 66 Atk / 15 Def / 200 SpA / 2 SpD / 200 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Spin
-
>>26714580
angry doge (Arcanine) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Close Combat
- Flare Blitz
- Iron Head
- Outrage
>>26714567
LeonardogeDaVinci (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Moody
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Sheer Cold
- Lock-On
- Substitute / Recover
For future reference the other memebin is https://a.pomf.cat/jhnzrw.txt
if champ skips and doesn't fix after a battle, this is impeachment ready to assume direct control
>>26714588
As firedoge was already chosen, use this:
Crobat @ Focus Sash
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Sludge Bomb
- Heat Wave
- Air Slash
>>26714580
any meanie
>>26714580
specs weedle
beedrill
>>26714580
assvest limber ditto
>>26714580
specs wurmple
>>26714580
specs caterpie
>>26714580
>you got 5 suggestions with #ruse
showderp retard enabler squad at its best
>>26714580
not champ
>>26714588
>>26714601
>>26714602
>>26714617
>>26714630
>>26714639
team of autism
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-385687880
Sorry about that? was I impeached?
>>26714668
new champ
>>26714594
champ shat the bed, impeachment here and ready
me i guess
if not then a dog named zygarde 10%
FEED ME CLITS (Sharpedo) @ Sharpedonite
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Waterfall
- Crunch
- Ice Fang
if there's already a mega, then use this:
FEED ME CLITS (Sharpedo) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Waterfall
- Crunch
- Ice Fang
bee drill
snips
>>26714702
can this be mega
butterfree
whirlwind roar rest sleep talk birb
venomoth
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385691222
look at the digits
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385693715
>>26714702
suggester here change this to rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385694799
actual champ battle here since the other guy didn't actually claim
>>26714859
lmao
>>26714859
are you artistic?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385695950
>neoderp watches some guy who didnt even claim
classic neoderp
>>26714859
>>26714899
(You)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385697036
timestalled to death
Impeaching both shitters
me
>>26714936
specs weedle
>>26714936
av limber ditto
>>26714936
specs wurmple
>>26714945
new champ
>>26714936
flame orb shedinja
Work Up +Uproar M-Pigeot
or
Bright Powder+Snow Cloak+Hail Beartic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385699239
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385699335
this is fucking epic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385701794
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-385702724
>Emkorora: Please don't use acupressure Drapion, it's kinda a sleazy play. :P
new champ holy shit fuck snips
>>26715063
this guy can be champ tbpqh
>>26715148
thanks man me too
>>26715150
thanks man me too
new team
choice scarf weedle
the wall
>>26715120
me?