/wfg/ - lewd Edition~
Trade - Battle - Breed - Shitpost - Circlejerk - Mystery Eggs - Multis
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Previous Thread: >>26703903
>that picture
Do you WANT the thread to get deleted, anon?
>>26707721
it's SFW
new thread when?
>>26707719
no selfie
>>26707726
Are you literally retarded?
>>26707707
TFW I know where that picture is from
>>26707707
>vibe remote has a pokeball switch
>>26707726
>sfw
>serena isn't wearing panties
ABANDON THREAD
>>26707729
Wut
well the lewd was deleted
Good job, OP
>>26707726
I don't think you looked at what's under her skirt. Or what isn't, rather.
>>26707744
You couldn't even see her babymaker though. Pubic area was definitely in view though, but I guess no-fun-allowed.
>>26707754
>Vagina is showing
>"Why isn't this allowed in a blue board?"
>>26707771
pubic area =/= vagina
>>26707778
Well she wasn't wearing panties so her vagina was exposed
>>26707771
>blue board
is there a red board?
>>26707788
Any board that is labeled NSFW is a red board
ITT: brb masturbating
>>26707782
If a girl was wearing jeans but no underwear would her vagina be exposed?
>>26707805
Are you an idiot?
Her skirt was lifted up and she wasn't wearing panties so her vagina was exposed
>>26707799
The beauty of gen 6. The ability to fap without having to stop breedingthe ironybecause them infinite loops.
>gril posts pic
>>26707798
green board?
>>26707798
I swear there was a green board.
Probably was a dream.
>>26707813
Thread was derailed when people started talking about orgies
>>26707811
>tfw Imute porn and put on the XY bike music or else I can't get off
>>26707816
Archives.
>>26707821
I always mute any music, especially game music because I don't want to relate it to fapping subconsciously when I hear it.
>>26707817
So?
>>26707830
Too late for me, lad.
>>26707821
i mute both because i wanna save power for more battery
>>26707837
I guess you're ruined for life
>>26707840
You watch porn on your DS?
And in the interest of the thread, I do still have plenty of Mystery Eggs if anyone wants them.
>>26707853
>You watch porn on your DS?
?
no
do you?
>>26707842
Aren't we all?
>>26707868
No, but you said battery. Does your PC run on a fucking car battery or something?
>>26707726
>vagoo is sfw
Tell me more, anon.
>>26707875
>car battery
lol no, its a laptop
>>26707813
thread was already over at that point though
>>26707896
It was good for a laugh. Did kind of bum me out, but in a fun way.
>>26707840
I don't really "watch" porn too often. And if I do, I usually mute it. Hearing fake moaning is the most obnoxious and erection killing thing ever.
Especially if it happens to be Japanese.
I came.
>>26707913
well lets stay on track with this one eh?
>>26707924I saw.
>>26707924
>>26707926
Too late.
>>26707924
out
>>26707932You must be new, friend
>>26707955Apparently there are a few of those in this thread.
>>26707926
I believe that sexually frustrated ship has sailed.
>>26707963No doubt
>>26707966
Hopefully.
Funposting is over. Back to business.
Mystery Eggs. I have 'em. I'll be lurking til 8am EST. Love you bruhs. Glad to see some familiar faces after a long hiatus.
>>26707966
Wait. What happened?
>>26708018
NOTHING.
>>26708018
SHITPOSTING
>FILE DELETED
Jeeze, OP.
>>26708018
>anon wants us to get on track
>thread is already fugged
>I say that ship has sailed
That's all.
>>26708021
>>26708023
Ok geezus
>>26707889
>current year
>discriminating against the female form
just how much of a backwards redneck are you
Can we get a fucking redo thread?
>>26708038
He's clearly a Trump supporter.
>>26708021
kek
>>26708018
Just some lewdposting.
>>26708047
So a sound-of-logic/pick-your-poison kind of individual?
>>26708055
Holy crap. On a blue board anon?
>>26708038
I mean I'm pretty much an MRA. When I'm not here, I hang out at Reddit's The Red Pill.
>>26708047
Make America Great Again.
>>26708044
This thread will get deleted or get back on track. One or the other. Shitposting will carry over into any new thread that's made anyways.
>>26708069
So let's get back on track. Who wants to trade pogeymans?
>>26708069
>I hang out at Reddit
yeesh
>>26708075
Should be Iron Man v Cap, right?
>>26708074
Me.
>>26708084
In this context, yeah.
>>26708061
sure it's SFW
wanna trade Pokemon :^)Seriously though. I'll breed for someone if they need something.
>>26708103
Best to post a trade list, I guess. Spreadsheets are the cool thing these days.
>yfw Hilda is a chestlet
someone please repost the qt rose pic
>>26708117
I really don't need anything right now. I guess if someone has a HA Snivy they don't need I'd take it off their hands, but.
>>26708121
it wasn't realalthough I like to pretend it was
>>26708125
Reverse image search bring sup nothing so I'm assuming it's real
>>26708125
I can breed the HA Snivy I was given earlier if you want. I just finished collecting some Lampents for breeding anyway.
I had to stop Wondertrading my Breedjects because my PC is crammed full of shitmon.
I only keep them because trainer ID numbers for lotto, but shit, only like, 1/500 are decent and can be used for breedin (like a protean froggy).
>>26708147
WT is only good for newbies to breeding and getting Pokemiles these days.
pls gib snover leftovers
>>26708125
>. I guess if someone has a HA Snivy they don't need I'd take it off their hands, but.
Put something on GTS for a level 1 female snivy. I got an extra
Also let's see this Rose, haha. She in a summer dress?
>>26708143
Sure if you feel like it. Nature and EVs really don't fucking matter so if you just shit out one HA Snivy egg I'll take it and breed it myself. Thanks a lot man. Can I get you anything?
>>26708147
My PC too. Full to the brim with eggs from years ago. Don't even know what they are.
>>26708128Shitposting aside, it's a shame we can't all be IRL friends. I just want friends. It's a lonely life.
>>26708157
I don't know, I'm either really lucky, or just get on at the right times to catch a lot of interesting breedjects.
>>26708161
fuck off, injectorshit
>>26708161
drunk again, Sarah?
>>26708165
I used to get interesting stuff when XY first came out, but now it's just better to trade here, I think. What have you gotten lately?
>>26708163
I could use a female HA Eevee if you have one lying around. Otherwise, I'll take whatever. I don't really have all that much yet.
It'll be timid and probably decent IVs to start with.
>>26708157
Now if only there was something interesting to use pokemiles on.
>>26708166
Now now anon, without Injectors like him, people would be exchanging real life currency for things like Pokemon with particular IVs and Shinies.
Thanks to him, we don't have a secondary grey market full of Shiny Magikarp on sale for $25
>>26708180
Well yeah, that's the only reason that I use WT. I get 100 Heart Scales at a time. It's neat.
>>26708163
>Shitposting aside, it's a shame we can't all be IRL friends. I just want friends. It's a lonely life.
Me too, but some people here are opposed to having any friends, even anonymously over the internet. It's really sad:
>>26708166
>>26708182
shut the fuck up, Sarah
people sell injected shit all over eBay
>>26708176
Lots of HA, DB and Apricorn ball mons, the most notable lately are the Lure Ball Yanma, the Love Ball Dratini, a Level Ball Ghastly, and a Careful 5IV Tyrogue.
>>26708161
Deposited a disc looking for any gendered Snivy level 1-10 with the message vp snek
thanks man
>>26708178
I got your Eevee. Send me a TR laddie.
>>26708201
enjoy your hacked shit
>>26708192
Wish they'd have put abilitiy capsules on there more than that one time at least.
>>26708182
It's so cheap on ebay thanks to injections that it's literally not worth the time to complete a $2 shiny legendary. You can see just how retarded newfriends can be when trying to give them FREE SHIT. I can't fathom putting up with that with paying 12 year olds.
>>26708197
That's not even me. Please don't be mean :(
>>26708203
From my perspective, would getting a real Snivy right now matter at all? I have no idea whether it's hacked or not, plus, I'm just gonna be breeding it anyway.
>>26708199
Nice. I'd get Apricorn mons as well, but they were always male...it was seriously annoying.
>>26708207
sure it wasn't you, you fucking filthy hag
go back to rubbing your clit and looking at your feet pics
>>26708207Post feet.
>>26708213
That's part of the reason why I think I'm lucky, most of what I get is female, bar a few sad exceptions. (Heavy and Lure Ball Lapras)
>>26708211
It's perfect for competitive use
Snivy (F) @ Life Orb
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
Ability: Contrary
Level: 1
Timid Nature
- Twister
- Mirror Coat
- Glare
- Hidden Power [Fire]
Sent :^)
>>26708194
>Tfw moved across country just after high school
>No more irl friends to hang out with or play vidya
>Discovered CS is a shitty no fun major so stopped talking to the people I started making friends with in program
A-at least I have my skype group friends. M-maybe I'll meet some cool people in my new major.;_;
>>26708201
Alright, I'll let you know when I get a female.
>>26708204
Oh, they don't have them like that? Annoying. I only get them using BP, though. I get a lot of BP from Bank.
>>26708226
I have both of those. Maybe I can breed them for you one day, if you want.
>>26708232
I'll be fine, I was actually thinking if getting either HG or SS this summer.
>>26708217
gosh that's actually the first time anyone has asked.....
>>26708230
find a club on your campus or chat with a cute girl in your class! Tell her you can beat her at a pokemon battle then give her some tips when she uses her in game team
Anyone want a particular Pokemon in an apricorn ball from HG?
Just about done with the safari for now and might as well go catch anything else.
>>26708232
They had ability capsules for about one week. It was also the only week where everything was discounted.
>>26708235So do it.
>>26708235
POST FEET REEEEEEEEE
>>26708229
Thanks for the Life Orb and the mother of my future Serp.
>>26708230
>Alright, I'll let you know when I get a female.
I already have a Snivy for breeding, lad. I'm good. But I have your Eevee all set whenever you're ready.
>>26708236
A love ball Hoot-Hoot would be cool.
>>26708234
It's my favorite game. I was seriously in love with it back when it was first released. I want them to remake it every gen, so that it'll always have updated graphics and I can play it forever. Plus the Pokewalker was great, too. I lost a lot of weight using that thing.
>>26708236
Hmm, that must have been during a time when I had put the game down.
>>26708236
i have never seen anyone with heavy wurmple, so that would be nice
>>26708246
I'll have to do that one tomorrow. It's already dawn here, and they only show up at night.
>>26708252
Is that possible? It looks like they only show up for the bug catching contests, and you have to use sport balls for that.
>>26708248
It's shame the prices got so inflated. I still have my DS Fat, so I'm considering buy HG/SS and B2/W2 to just chain transfer soft-boiled Clefables to gen VI.
>>26708235
Clubs would be a bit of a hassle. It's an hour drive out to get to campus on a good day.
I'm hoping my next Japanese class isn't full of morbidly obese people again, but we'll see, I guess.
>>26708241
Alrighty then. My fc is 1118-0480-4405.
>>26708259
>no timestamp
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26708257
you can headbutt trees for wurmple
>>26708257
Fine with me!
Are Scyther catchable in the wild in HGSS? Because then a love ball Scyther would be great.
>>26708267
sorry, you didn't specify, haha!
>>26708271
POST TIMESTAMP
>>26708259
enjoy your ban, retard
>>26708265
>I'm hoping my next Japanese class isn't full of morbidly obese people again
Dream my dear anon, dream of castles in the sky and Morbidly Obease-less Japanese classes
>>26708271
Posthands
>>26708265
Get online Anzu if you want this fucking thing.
>>26708259
o-ok
>>26708269
Only in the contest. Seems like Wurmple is possible though >>26708268
>>26708274
You'll have to ask again next thread!
>>26708276
anon, please
>>26708279
:/
>>26708282
RIP, I guess I'll wait till tomorrow.
>>26708289please?
>>26708289
RIP
>>26708277
It's but a fools dream I'm realizing. I'm at least going to try to git gud because they do a yearly exchange with this one college in Japan, and this past semester they brought over an entire class of qt Japanese grills.
I was one of the best ones at speaking and wasn't ugly so I got some nice attention. It was fun.
>>26708280
Sorry 'bout that. Forgot I changed carts.
>>26708312
It's ok, enjoy Eevee faegot~
>>26708320
>faegot
>>26708325
it meenz u suk dix lolfl
>>26708334
get back online, haha!
>>26708337
I'm online lad, what do you mean?
>>26708337
kill yourself
>>26708320
Will do. Thanks, pal.
>>26708342
huh, I don't see you in the acquaintances. Send me a trade request. I'm May in the cute hat
Day 433: I've Still breeding Timid Smergals with Moody nature, looking for Perfect IVs.
Supplies running low.
Please send help.
>>26708342
or just put something else up on GTS for a level 1 female snivy
>>26708359
>moody nature
>>26708358
WEW
>>26708246
Huh. Looks like Hoohoot can fall out of trees during the day.
>>26708380
They could in GSC newfeg.
May, pls
>>26708380
Oh cool! I'll turn my 3DS back on I guess.
>>26708398
Don't. I'm not going to do all the transferring right now.
>>26708401
Alright, I'll be on later today.
MAY
PLS
>>26708394
You know that's the injector, right? Why are you trading with her?
Good morning everyone!Darn, I missed the fun lewdposting, but to the person that said they wanted to be friends, I kinda wanted to run a PTU game and wanted to know if anyone here was interested in playing. We can play through Skype + Roll20. I'm a permaGM but my current group hates pokemon with a passion.
Does anyone have the following mons I can touch trade? I need them to finish my dex.
>Venusaur
>Venonat
>Skiploom
>Vigoroth
>Whishcash
>Pokemon #388
>Monferno
>Pignite
>Pokemon #521
>Pokemon #600
>Vanillish
If anyone can help me out with those I'd really appreciate it. I'll pay you back with a Leftovers.
>>26708394
>>26708414
haha, take all this FREE SHIT! It looks like I wrote over my box of love ball larvestas from Atlas, sadly
>>26708418
I missed the first couple months of event Legends. Any port in a storm.
>>26708252
Got the Wurmple too. I'll do the transferring sometime later. Not exactly sure when though. Time for sleep now.
>>26708418
>her
>>26708438
you think I have manly feet or something, jerk?
>>26708422Well, I've never played PTU, but I'm interested.
>>26708441
Just post hands already
>>26708422
I have all of those if you want them.
>>26708441no timestamp = sweaty, zitty male
>>26708427
Jeeze. You know we have /inj/ if you want to get hacks, right?
why do you have so many fucking eggs
>>26708454
Yeah but I don't wanna go there and beg like a faggot. "When in Rome" basically.I've helped out some anons tonight. I think I deserve this.
>>26708464
Yeah and this. I have so many fucking eggs, cloned fakemon or not, it's great to get rid of them.
>>26708468
"When in Rome"? If that's the logic you're using, you wouldn't be trading hacks here, given what the OP says.
>>26708468
inj is a containment thread, anyway. It's literally held together by people assblasted in this general
Do you want perfect females of all starter pokemon and a bunch of sex imbalanced breedmons?
>>26708443Yay, that's 1. 3-4 more and I'd be happy. Email me at alterflagship@gmail and we'll exchange Skype SNs.
>>26708452
If you're Injector then pls no. If you're not, post your FC please and I'll add you. I really want to try to MM something before work and before the pills kick in. I'm feeling lucky.
>>26708468
i didnt think there could be a worse poster then Atlas, but it turns out i was wrong
>>26708481
That stung, but I deserve it.
>>26708481
You just wait. One day soon Atlas is going to REEEE the fuck out in one of these threads. I want you to know it's going to be hilarious
How bout this: first reply gets a mon bred to pentaperfection of their choice.
Worst poster my ass. At least I type in complete sentences.
>>26708508
Adamant Pentaperfect Heavy Ball Snorlax with Curse/Fissure/Whirlwind/Self-destruct please.
>>26708511
put something on GTS for a level 1 female snorlax :^)
>>26708511
Come on man.
>>26708508
Could I get one also please for a bulk shiny?
>>26708511
>>26708521
I mean, I really will breed you something. As long as it's not retarded nonsense.
>>26708508
"p-please pay attention to me"
>>26708478Did you get my email?
>>26708511
>mfw I have one of these
>>26708538
No.
>>26708547
ebic meme /b/ro xD
>>26708508
You want attention really badly, huh?
>>26708541
Got it. Tbh I'm making a new Skype right now, my current one has some personal details I'm not too comfortable sharing yet and I've been meaning to make a new one anyway so it works out anyway. I'll email you back as soon as it's done.
>>26708551
>>26708548
>You want attention really badly, huh?
FUCK no. Literally just trying to spread the love since I got some deliveries tonight.
DO NOT respond to this post.
>>26708555
Alrighty!
>>26708508
>i-i'm not scum. I was just begging for injections in a non-injection thread. I-i know! I'll breed something for someone! that'll make me likeable
>>26708562
>wahh I just want friends, it's a lonely life!
>I gotta mute it or else I can't get off!
>Someone called me out on trading for hacks, b-better breed for the thread!
Sure you don't like attention.
>>26708570
Replied.
>>26708422
Bumping this.
>>26708572
Quit fucking shitposting about injections, you were probably the one that fucking started it.
>>26708603
>any discussion whatsoever is attention seeking
>no fun allowed
>>26708572
>begging for injections
nah
Please don't bully Alex. At least he knows which ones of his are injections, unlike Atlas.
Guys, what if I am an Injection?? Is there a way to tell??
>>26708611
Meredith, I woke up early, so I'm gonna breed some of this and try to get you the mid-evos you need
>>26708625
fuck off Alex
>>26708648
I swear on my undead soul and my very nutsac that wasn't me.
>>26708645
Thanks! You're a lifesaver!
Fun night desu.
>>26708737
It was. We need comfy and friendly /wfg/ more often. If not here then maybe a buddy hangout night on skype or something where we play games or watch a movie or something.
>>26708798
fuck off alex
>>26708798
pls this
>>26708804
ree, etc.
>>26708804
Not him, sorry. Just a lurker and seldom poster that agrees.Comfy /wfg/ makes me smile and happy inside.I like to pretend we're all friends, but I'm too shy to reply to some of the people here.
>>26708804
Also, if you thought that was me and I'm an attention whore or whatever (triggered tbqh) why would you even respond?
>>26708236
Love ball clefa line?
>>26708798
>tfw we already have a comfy skype chat, without the current wave of thread-shitters
>>26708555Hey Meredith, wanna add me on Skype too? O-only if you wantI have the same username on tumblr
>>26708656
Meredith, just need to finish evolving this ice cream cone and I should have everything on your list.
>>26708867
Morning Lex. How you doing today?
>>26708880
Good morning, Ken!
I couldn't sleep so I'm awake and very tired =w=
How are you?
>>26708888
>>26708880
fuck off
>>26708867
Added.
>>26708880
Thank you so much. My DS is upstairs and I'm kinda holding on to my couch for dear life, I'll be up and online in a bit.
>>26708888
I'm doing good, woke up early so I'm helping meredith finish her pokedex.
>>26708897
put on a name and stop hiding behind "Anonymous" and maybe I'll give a fuck about what you think
>>26708911
>stop hiding behind anonymous
go back to where you came from, faggot
>>26708911
I hope you slept well!
I owe Amy a Drilbur so I'm probably gonna stick around for a while unless I fall asleep
>>26708931
Hey Lex! Your Marill is ready. We never actually agreed on a trade, but Drilbur sounds good! Also, would you consider trading a heal ball HA Goomy for a heal ball HA audino? I'm breeding for a decent nature now
>>26708952
Oh wait, I owed Michelle a Drilbur, not you. Oops!
I'll give you something else if you don't mind.
How about a Heavy Ball Shellder, Friend Ball Oddish, Fast Ball Buizel, Heavy Ball Heracross, DBHA Alomomola or a Quick Ball HA Carvanha?
Unfortunately I have a Heal Ball Audino. Sorry!
>>26708975
Heracross sounds great! I'll send you a request
>>26708991
Or you can send me a request when you get online, derp
>>26709001
Whoops, sorry about that. Thank you so much for the Marill!
>>26709001
Thanks! I'll be back for that Goomy someday, but not now
>>26708818
I keep everyone on this board as a souvenir because we are all friends, haha! I'm up to 14 boxes
>>26709017
And I'll be around. Best of luck breeding!
>>26708897
Biggest shitposter ITT holy shit kill yourself any time.
>>26709038
Thanks, same to you! Hope you get some good rest as well
>>26709046
fuck off alex
>>26709038
Hey Lex, haha. Could we finally trade something? I don't want to upset you and give you something injected without your consent. You can release it after we trade if you want.
>>26709076
Nah, that's okay. I appreciate the offer though
>>26709089
Okay, sorry then! It will remain on your cart
>>26709093
You mean my carts?
>>26709100
How many do you have? I only have the 38721 omega ruby one that you said you restarted.
>>26709113
Well, I have 3 carts, 2 of which don't have my name set as Lex
>>26709128
okay but which do you actually use to interact on here?
>>26709134
All of them :)
>>26709128
I haveevery gamebtw
i want to clarify something
The most likely way to get the ideal spread of 31/31/31/xx/31/0 is with a 31/31/31/31/31/0 and a hexa parent, correct?
>>26709140
ugh, this is going to take a while.
>>26709146
er, actually the second parent is also 31/31/31/31/31/0
>>26709146
You can use this to calculate IVs chances
http://mkwrs.com/destiny_knot/
Just treat 31 and 0 IVs as the same
>>26709148
Good luck!
>>26709154
also, how do abilities transfer with genderless pokes? is it just a 50/50 chance?
>>26709175
I think it's 80% for a non-Hidden Ability and 60% for a Hidden Ability
>>26708900
Hopefully this gets you your shiny charm. If you need anything else, let me know.
Hi. Still have F riolu (net ball/HA/Jolly/egg moves)?
>>26709215
Thank you! Lex helped me with the last derp I was missing that I thought I had. Thank you both for all the help!
>tfw googling FCs and finding out how many of you are fags from reddit
>>26708422Bumping the spoiler.
>>26709069
New meme?
>>26709402
Post who so we can not interact with them.
>>26708867
Lex = sex
How long does it take to get through ORAS story?
I need to get to the move tutor for my XY team
>>26709744
I did it on 10-15 hours, but that was with some fucking around
Just choose Blaziken and an HM slave and you'll rape through the game in 10 easy
>>26709744
i did all the way through delta episode in like 7 hours
I will supply any breeding or injection requests for up to 6 pokemon in exchange for trading me a single pokemon that has Lex as the OT. Simply contact her (with your trip on!) and convince her to trade you anything from her list!
She posts under the trip: Lex !!zrKsAP4Knor
Her list can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GibzRhq26vrur06mRb1CTdKJqMrY6qm81lunNtBR--M/edit?usp=docslist_api
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I have all distributions for 2016. Please place something on GTS for a level 100 ditto then accept a direct trade.
Full list:
20th anniversary distributions:
Mew - GameStop Various natures (Feb)
Celebi - Bold (March)
Jirachi - Jolly (April)
Darkrai - GameStop Timid (May)
Manaphy - Timid (June)
Current distributions from GameFreak:
Zygarde - Careful
Xerneas - Timid (shiny)
Yveltal - Rash (shiny)
Articuno - Timid HA
Zapdos - Calm HA
Moltres - Modest/Timid HA
Ho-oh - Japan Pokemon Store Distribution (shiny)
Diancie -
Hoopa - Modest McDonalds Distribution
I also have 6iv japanese dittos in Adamant Jolly Modest Timid Calm Bold FOR FREE. Put something on GTS for a level 100 ditto and reply to this post
>>26709951
Not doing requests for free anymore, Sarah?
Anyone want to trade 4-5iv modest charmanders for anything?
>>26709989
Feet or Lex, nobody injects for free!
Anyone got a spare thick club?
>>26710019
but something on GTS for a level 1 female cubone
>>26710017
You've done plenty of requests for free, no feet included
Didn't you talk about how you love helping people? And how asking for a trade is rude?
>>26710036
I'm still here to help. I just need some help myself since you won't be helpful, haha!
>>26710034
>Immediately doing a request for free
kek
>>26710045
Of course. You are aware that you don't even know the OT of my other files, right?
And that I trade a lot of Pokemon that came from my old file?
