Last one is autosaging so here it is.
Last thread saw an two old favroties OH MY GOD KILL and Midnitez-Remix front and center.
Honorable mention goes to Steamy Shippping.
OMGK:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078
and pic related
Midnitez:
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/
Look at BW3.
Fuck off.
Reminder that this is a stunfisk evolution
>>26698242
Which one are you, midnitez or OMGK?
>>26698271
If it didnt have
>le bomb hands
Id be okay with it as an evo for something else. Useless polemon really should have evos.
>>26698271
Are these on Midnitez DA? There isn't much in way of BW3 there anymore and his wiki for the game is dead.
>>26698326
http://www.deviantart.com/morelikethis/553965854
found these on here
>>26698326
Search for "pokemon" in his gallery and you'll find the motherlode
>>26698342
>Rock/Dragon
WHAT THE FUCK. WHY?
>Other thing
I can understand basculin getting an evo but the whole useless fish becomes a serpent is super overdone.
lmao
>>26698434If it weren't for the boobs, they'd make great floats for a kid's birthday pool party or some shit.
>>26698374
Didn't you know anon, any pokemon can be improved by adding a dragon or fairy typing to it, it doesn't matter if it matches the theme of the pokemon, because the second you add those typings, it becomes good.
>WAKE ME UP
>>26698271
And this is the second stage of stunfisk
>>26698682
Thats literally my moms digimon
>>26698682
How can Stunfisk evolve into this if that other creature seemingly KILLS it?
The cringe to end all cringe.
>>26698682
Literally OC donut steel kills stunfisk and usurps it's place in the dex.
>>26698682
Who is this digimon and why has he killed Stunfisk?
>>26698785
Ah, yes. I remember when Paul Bearer came back from the dead to challenge Ash and Greninja with his own signature Synchro forme Charizard.
>>26698785
holy shit
>>26698785
>It is too late, mother. I have seen everything
>>26698836OH YES~!
>>26698974
>>26698919
to be this young and innocent
>>26698369
you know garbodor is designed really well right
>>26699043
I wasn't attempting to imply otherwise.
>>26699060
good,or else i would have been mildly disappointed
>>26699037
I was quoting this comic, oldfag-senpai-faggot-kun
>>26699091
as a Star Warsfag I love this one.
>>26699069
Nah, I like Garbodor. I think he's prettycute
>>26699165
>wearing white clothes
>interacting with the garbage pokemon
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing
>>26699204
First thing I noticed. How does a person do that to themselves.
>>26698369
>Death Stone
>Nightmare type
>The Digimon crossover shit
>fucking Pokecchi
oh my god
>>26699297
deaddict, how did i forget deaddict
>>26699248
You're not a real pokemon trainer until you've spent hours getting garbage stains out of your uniform
>>26699339
>save lives with gaming streams
People really don't believe this dreck, do they?
>>26699339
am I describing /vp/ or r/pokemon?
>HEY LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND IN MY ATTIC/MOM'S HOUSE/ETC
>HERE IS SOME FAN ART
>FAN THEORY
>POKEMON COMICS
>THINLY VEILED GEN WAR TOPIC/THREAD
>POKEGIRL THREAD/TOPIC
Not saying reddit isnt bad, but there isn't much difference.
>>26699351
It's a charity. Retards donate money to meaningless bullshit all the time. It's making some sort of difference I suppose.
>>26699339
>Implying it can't get any worse
>>26699387
Eh, fair enough, but I feel some of these charities are scams. If they are genuine, then more power to Twitch.
>>26699412
All I see is pictures of a cute dog. If you want to find cringe on tumblr then find the diaper posts or something.
>>26698434
>finally see my country's flag in a picture on one of those display things
>it's furfag shit
It hurts a little desu
>>26699489
Like anything there are portions of Tumblr that aren't awful. It's unfortunate that a particular vocal percentage of the site is so cancerous.
>>26700120
hello midnitez
>>26700120
Rather than getting buttblasted, Midnitez, maybe you should take a step back and see why these designs are shit.
>>26700120
>Defending garbage
Somewhere out there a Garbador is laughing at you
>>26700489
>>26700678
Holy fuck. We're sitting on the fucking mother load here. Nothing can top the autism /vp/'s capable of.
>>26700706
swap /vp/ for /mlp/
>>26700737
That doesn't count. /mlp/'s autism is a constant, objective, universal truth.
>>26699139
Here's one for my fellow JoJofags
>>26701294
The best one
>>26699808
where
>>26700678
What was it? I missed it.
>>26703847
>Pokemon Wearing Underwear Thread
>Told diaperfags to fuck off in the OP
>Expected an actual thread
>>26704160
At least it wasn't dragonite in a diaper.
this was on /vp/ so it IS related btw
I don't have anything that good but I still have some shit
>>26704244
Posting pictures of non pokémon related people or anime posting themselves should be a bannable on this board. We aren't /soc/
>>26704244
>Hopefully it'll okay for my first screencap
Lost it
>>26704299
Anons not anime. Fucking phone.
>>26704304
>>26704370
>The date
Wait what. Holy shit. This shit happened 3 days ago?
>>26704414
You're surprised? /vp/ idolized a 13 year old girl for a day. Even drew lewds. Nothing should surprise you when it comes to this board. No matter how shitty.
The fact that this exists.
>>26704414yesit was truly hell
This was a "fun" time to be on the boards.
>>26704437I wish I could be idolized
>>26704589
The aftermath.
>>26704645
biggest kek
I wish I had this with some responses.
Posting due to the recent Iwanko festivities.
>/vp/'s Very Own Mozart
>>26704601
Become a 13 year old blonde that's a little overweight, likes psyduck, and wears glasses. Worked for Sparqi.
>>26704711
The sad thing about this is that animals used to be better. They're gradually becoming more and more like digimon.
It was a simpler time.
Does anyone have a better 'cap of this thread? I don't remember the full context it's been a few weeks.
even if this is bait it's still cringe. It's also amazing to think how people actually liked these starters
Say what you will about here and about other sites, but youtube commenters are still the most cancerous of all.
This is a fairly recent-ish one.
>>26704968
>Charizard isn't affected by Stealth rock -.-
Yep
>>26704998
>>26705005
What timing.
>>26704922
That's the only one.
Basically this was around that time when SM details were trickling and going fucking nowhere. GCP11 was under scrutiny because he had streamed the SM launch trailer on stream illegally and been an all around twat. People were ragging on him hard.
Enter tripfag and noted Gardevoirphile, Blueman who was an all around autist. He defends gcp and /vp/ puts him as s retard. Posts his DA page and hoes full bore into his obsession with Hoennwaifu. He has an actual crush on his shiny garde coincidentally "hatched" on Valentine's Day.
Anyway, people get fed up with him and accuse him of being GCP11. The. He starts using language like OH MY GOD KILL. So, now he's all three. More damage ensued with Blue, Falcon and their gardevior discord group. They're a level of cringe for an entire thread on their own. End result is that cap to remind people that his autism won't be forgotten in a few hours or days. Like it says, he's still showing up in cringe threads.
Every time.
>>26705039
Thanks for the summary anon, I appreciate the refresher course.
>>26705058
No problem. I should also add GCP stole content for his vids from other creators not just an illegal Nintendo stream.
And Blueman and that discord group regularly bombard garde threads until it hits image limit if one of their members didn't make said thread. Someone posted a screenshot once but I never saved it.
Moral of the story:
GCP = thieving fag
Blue = pokephile, scammer, autist
The E3 story in that cap is fucking hold though.
the interesting thing about these threads is that people save the cringe from these threads and post them in the next cringe thread, the cringe threads keep on growing and growing
It was only a few weeks ago but it feels like an eternity.
>>26705096
Thanks for the extra info. It's always good when someone can come and give background on a cringe piece.
>>26705126
It's not even the OP. It's the following reply.
>>26705132
Luckily (sadly?) I was there for most of the stuff in that cap. One of my posts is even in it.
Dealing with blueman was hell. The dude was neckbeard euphoria levels of ridiculous and so holier-than-thou. One of the many blemishes on the acne scarred body that is /vp/
>>26704608
/vp/ denialfags lead to the best shitstorms whenever something gets confirmed
>>26705185
>Can't find thread on yuki.la
Unfortunate
>>26705189
I was around for it, but there were so many other threads happening that I didn't keep a good enough eye on it. I should have paid more attention, it's a shame the archive's gone (or so I've heard.)
>>26704687
>"She has breasts. Look harder if you can't see them."
This autism is unbearable
1/2
>>26705225
No. You were smart to avoid it. Trust me.
That flareon thread. I remember one of the comments not in the cap. It still makes me laugh. Something along the lines of "Jesus, OP. I know Flareon doesn't have any moves but it doesn't mean you have to follow on its disappointing footsteps."
>>26705265
I find this oddly heartwarming. It's hard to be cringy when you're competing with stuff like >>26705185
>>26705265
>>26705274
It's the ones with glasses and hair that really fucking get me.
>>26705308
Baltimore residents shouldn't use the internet until they learn how to type/write correctly, 2bqh.
>>26704439
>>26704528
>>26704589
>>26704608
>>26704687
>>26704711
>>26704721
>>26704745
>>26704866
>>26704922
>>26704968
>>26705005
>>26705033
>>26705058
>>26705132
>>26705185
>>26705225
>>26705265
>>26705274
>>26705283
>>26705308
Last one, I'm mad at myself -- I SWORE I had a cap of Pamperchu around here somewhere. Someone needs to post that cap if they have it.
>>26705355
Found it.
>>26704687
>Goo/Slime is also very feminine.
>>26705355
we gotta bring big slap back
>>26705387
And ironically he did eventually catch something (some type of cancer, I forget).
>>26705455
Does anyone have screens of this
>>26705468
http://www.pokehypno.club/forumdisplay.php?fid=14
>>26705455
>>26705455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4
I can do you better than a screen.
It is a shame though -- cringe incarnate or not, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone.
>>26705265
>The poocheesena
>The fucking edgelord black spike croconaw
>>26705747
>ssgss4 charizardToriyama needs to retire goddamnit. Seriously, this shit's getting old. I wanted DBZ to die a peaceful death, like with GT. Instead, we somehow get a semi-reboot. For the love of god, I'll even sponsor Jojo compared to DBZ now.
>>26705820
Oh this one hurts.
>>26698785
videogamedunkey?
>>26705483
What is this
>>26705387
>>26705533
Dumpster diving for used diapers is on par with the story about the blowfly girl. Just all kinds of wrong.
Sporkle Borkle
>>26705810
Toriyama hated GT and had nothing to do with it. That level was not his doing.
>>26698212
>autosage
IT'Z CALLED LE BUMP LIMIT~~~!!!!!!!111
Daily reminder
/Team Rocket/-tr
/Vladimir Putin/-vp
MAGE OF DEALINGS!
>>26709297
What a fucking get that was.
>>26705506
This kind of stuff has to be ironic
>>26705033
Fuck, man. I actually feel sorry for the kid.
>>26709576
You'd hope so but there is probably as much ironic stuff like this as there is genuine.
>>26701294
For a while because I'm not into anime I thought they were talking about JoJo's Circus, some old Disney channel shoe or something like that
Thought it was like Cory in the House is the best anime but with more obscure Disney shit
>>26704757
Saved because I finally know what people mean when they talk about (you)s.
Yes, I am a newfag and I have accepted that fact.
>>26704774
All girafarig threads are cringe material, for some reason almost everyone in them is ten times more degenerate than the average /vp/ user.
>>26705506
Liek if u cri evertim
>>26705661
Before I knew about IVs I use to have preferences for that shit too.
>>26710420
We all used to be huge pieces of shit
>>26710453
I want a version of this image with Big Slap instead.
We have to bring it back like >>26705398 said.
How the fuck can you have a cringe thread without this?
http://sethbramwell.deviantart.com/art/Flareon-Quadsuit-Progress-267690665
>>26710560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi9eZbJKzo
I can barely sit through this one.
>>26712196
You know that weird feeling where you smile because it's slightly funny, but deep down, it's just creeping you out? Kind of like being that bartender girl with big tits being checked out by several fat old guys.
That's the feeling I get looking at this.
>>26712196
It's definitely weird. Not sure if it makes me cringe or simply scratch my head.
>>26712196
Dat aint a girl
And now for an entirely different kind of cringe.
>>26712570
That's a very apt way of putting it.
Reminder that this is a Pokemon game
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-BW3-2-0-TWEWY-Event-Preview-493386612
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-BW3-2-0-Social-Link-Test-530812248
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-BW3-2-0-Personality-Tree-Screen-530399124
>>26705100
Why is that even bad?
>>26713932
>>26713943
This isn't cringe. This is just. Disappointment.
>>26713991
no matter how often these get posted they still make me sad.
>>26713991
>Pokemon Meets Persona Meets TWEWY Meets a Dating Sim
>>26713991
That fucking character design
>>26714800
"Character Design"
>>26714774
Oh christ don't drag TWEWY into this clusterfuck on top of everything else.
>>26704745
>Plushes
You guys want cringe?
>2006, be 12
>I learn from Nintendo Power about Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and its story
>Read through the little manga it gave me about that one kid who became a Torchic
>The prospect of transforming into a talking Pokemon and exploring the world with fellow Pokemon while using special powers excited me to no end
>I could finally escape from my horrid social life, my overweight body, and family troubles!
>Start using my imagination to conjure a method of both transforming into a Pokemon in the middle of the night, and magically warping to the Pokemon world of laidback adventures and indiscriminate friendship
>I remember that I have 50+ Pokemon plushes
>Before I went to bed every night, I took a plushie and furiously rubbed it over every single portion of my body for about an hour
>Yes, even my mouth, groin, and ass crack
>I do this while envisioning every body part I rub becoming that of the respective Pokemon
>I begin with Mew because being a diety in the Pokemon world is better than being a pleb
>After three nights, I realize it doesn't work with this plush
>I move onto Mudkip, because i herd everybody lieks Mudkipz (my actual reasoning)
>I did this with a Mega Mushroom plush because maybe the Mushroom Kingdom was part of the Pokemon world and Pokemon liked Italian plumbers
>After about a week, I lose faith in my plan
>But I still like rubbing Pokemon on my skin, because I feel that I metaphysically "bond" with the plushie, so that I can adopt its personality in real life and be charming
>Plus intimacy feels like you are wanted by somebody
>a week later, my teachers call my parents in worry about my sudden change in behavior
>I.e. gnawing on other students' shirts, stomping in the middle of class, staring at random students with wide eyes and a large, creepy smile, and screaming during recess
>They never figure out why I did it, think it's suppressed trauma or some shit
This isn't even the worst part.
>>26715893
>For Thanksgiving that same year, my family and I go to stay at my mother's friend's house in Kansas
>They have two daughters who are each 2-4 years older than I am
>My little brother brings about three plushies with him to play with
>The drive is about 12 hours long, so we get there at midnight; I'm tired as hell
>Whole host family is welcoming, daughters are nice, etc.
>The day before, I rubbed myself with Umbreon, so I act edgy, unsocial and cold while also rubbing my mom's leg with my cheek next to the hosts
>They are confused, but just assume its special snowflake behavior
>We stay in one of the daughter's rooms, on an inflatable bed
>During the night, despite being tired as hell, I wait for my brother to fall asleep for two hours
>Once he does, I carefully remove a random Pokemon plush from his zipped backpack
>Before I can tell which one it is because it is pitch black, I commence the standard rite of Pokemon initiation and heart swapping
>Before five minutes, I pass out from exhaustion with the plush in my pants, close to my hip
>>26715903
Last Part
>Wake up in the morning, alone in the room, feeling an incredibly gluey sensation between my groin
>I take off my pants, see a white, dried, and sparkly substance everywhere on the inside of my shorts
>Realized I got a few drops on the plush as well (it turned out to be a Poliwhirl)
>"This must be the stuff they talked about for the puberty videos they showed during my health class!"
>I realize this is the real deal because all of the other "wet dreams" I've bragged about to my family and classmates was just me pissing on the bed
>I'm so ecstatic that I forget to act like Poliwhirl, and run with my pants and plush into the dining room where everyone is already eating breakfast
>I show everyone, including my family, the hosts, and their daughters, saying to each of them one by one "Now I'm a real man!" while drawing the outline of the massive cum area
>One of the daughters gag a little on their hash browns, the hosts stare with amused disbelief
>My mother just gives me this face of resigned disappointment (I thought she was being sentimental over my transition into adulthood)
>Little brother is pissed because I got his plush dirty and he wanted to show his plushies to them first
>Host family just tries to congratulate me awkwardly, everyone else follows suit after their initial reactions
>I thank them all as if it was an awards gathering, telling my mother to never wash these pants or the plush again as a memento of my growth
>As I leave for the other bedroom to show the other daughter, I hear my mom groan
>I don't know why she didn't stop me
>A couple of weeks later, my family forces me to go to a psychiatrist for unrelated reasons
>Yep, it's Asperger's
I stopped about a couple of months later. Nobody has mentioned it ever since.
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
Holy shit anon
>>26715911
top tier cringe, I love the stories like this
>>26715911
http://www.pokehypno.club/forumdisplay.php?fid=14
may I add that becoming a pokemon is a fucking thing
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
someome cap this
>>26704437
Do you have a link for the lewds?
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
>Yes, even my mouth, groin, and ass crack
>I act edgy, unsocial and cold while also rubbing my mom's leg with my cheek next to the hosts
>I realize this is the real deal because all of the other "wet dreams" I've bragged about to my family and classmates was just me pissing on the bed
>Now I'm a real man!
>NOW I'M A REAL MAN
>>26716306
capped
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
This is the best thing I've read in weeks.
>>26716306
Also a cap.
>>26713932
how do you guys even know this is real
>>26716822
>truly believing any story told on this site
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
All these (yous)
>>26716719
Thanks for capping this. I think we found what to use for OP of the next thread.
Brayden Time.
1/2
>>26717165
Brayden part 2.some say he still lurks /vp/ to this day and replies in a butt hurt fashion to posts about him.
>>26715911
>>26715903
>>26715893
Are you related to >>26704745 by chance?
>Y-yeah
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
>>26717195
what
what whaaaat
that must have been extremely embarrassingIt wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the last part thought, I thought it was kind of cute at first. And no I'm not a furfag.Even the "changing my personality" thing wasn't that bad, though maybe he exaggerated a little. The only thing he did wrong was bragging about his cum instead of washing it and pretending nothing happened.
>>26717416
>My garchomp story is in there
>>26717428
If only I knew what shame felt like before I showed them my pants. I seriously had no idea of the social implications of my actions at the time.
Also, keep in mind I was very insecure about myself at that point, and I would do anything to show a modicum of superiority or achievement too my peers.
>>26717553
I don't know if there is any amount of explaining that can justify the situation, Anon.
True, you didn't know the extent of your actions. Still, holy fucking shit dude.
>>26704244
It's not to determine whether you're a boy or girl, but it is true that the longer your ring finger is than your index finger, the more testosterone you were exposed to in the womb.
>>26704256
I would
>>26704244
>>26717615
>men's hair grows pointing forwards, women's hair grows backwards
Is this actually true? And wouldn't taking hormones change that regardless? I'm not really trusting that post, it looks like it was made by some /pol/ memester or something.
>>26704244
Anyone know what this thread was called?
I want to see if I can find it on archive
>>26715911
>>26715903
>>26715893Did you at least enjoy Mystery Dungeon
>>26717749
THAT'S NOT A CHARIZARD STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD WITH YOUR DIGIMONS
>>26717749I got stuck on Mt. Steel and lost interest, not picking up the game for another five yearsI got Psyduck for my personality test, go figure.After I reset, I got Cubone.
>>26715893
>12
>caring about being fat
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
Jesus.
Every time I read about a fellow aspie doing something like this I thank my lucky stars that I was so isolated as a kid and that my extended family was so physically distant because I could totally see myself doing something like that if the opportunity arose.
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
My fucking cheeks holy shit
>>26716719
>>26717154
>>26716306
Updated the cap.
>>26717878
Great work, Anon.
>>26717827
I like you though, if you want to play them come to /pmdg/ and play the games with us. We enjoy seeing people playing the game and commenting it and stuff, particularly if it's their first time or there's a twist to it (custom starters, randomized, some challenge or something).You don't need to reveal your identity if you don't want to, don't worry.
>>26717889
I sincerely appreciate the offer, and I'll definitely consider.
No way, however, will I let anyone know I was the anon behind my story whenever I update my progress.
The joy of posting on an anonymous imageboard is that you can vent and release your most embarrassing secrets while simultaneously discussing recent purchases on /lit/.
>>26717885
Happy to do what I can. Thanks to the OP for sharing something so personal and cringeworthy.
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
now youve become a real human bean
A cringe thread produced new cringe content.
Well, fuck me. That's some meta ass shit.
>>26718122
>>26715911
>>26715893
>>26715903
The cringe is now self-reproducing, and is therefore an organic lifeform.
>>26717941
Yeah, I know that, the last part of my spoiler was just to make it clear I don't want you there because of your story.
>>26718164
cringe parthenogenesis?
>>26718185
I figured that that was what you meant, just wanted to be sure.
>>26715911
I think you might be stuck with Poliwhirl's personality, actually. You should get a plush of yourself and repeat the process to get yours back.
>>26718164
And OP said "LET THERE BE LIFE!", and then there was.
>>26715911
I know you're making these up but jesus christ that was gold
>>26710560
>>26711079
Can you imagine how it looks when standing on its back legs?
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
Holy hell, what the fuck was that.
>>26715911
>>26715903
>>26715893
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY?
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
>Showing your cum stained Pokemon plush to the 9/10 qt 3.14s
Makes the panties drop every time.
>>26698804
kek
>>26704220
I haven't seen Buttscab in months. Is he gone?
>>26718580
He got Alomomola'd.
>>26705058
God, I fucking hate Mewtist. He ruins every thread about explaining Pokemon's powers and shit.
>>26713932
>Nuzlocke mode never
Why live?
>>26716822
Since I'm italian I know what site that is, and some people I know were there as well and even asked me if there was anything I wanted to ask them. I'm pretty sure you can look when ORAS was released in Europe and find the italian event they had the day before that if you use Google a little.
>>26715911
>>26715903
>>26715893
no fucking way this actually happened, there's no actual amount of autism that can make someone so socially inept that they do shit like thisdo you still have the plushie and pants, if so pls post pics
>>26706403
what the hell he doesn't look anything like it
>>26716444
Not that guy, but I did save this for the reminder that we crowned a thirteen year old our "queen".
Digging for that cool torterra screencap, it's not that cringe but noteworthy.
>>26719529
I would be eager to post them if I knew where they were.
I will say that the shorts were thin, two sizes too large, and blue with a long grey strap. It was my favorite article of clothing, to the point where my parents would have to persuade me to change them so they could wash it. I was probably on my eighth day or something when the incident occurred.
If it makes you feel better, I've made great progress in suppressing my autism. Anything to remove me farther from my hideously embarassing past.
>>26719618
I just realized that whenever I post in this thread, I am taken back to another horribly embarrassing suppressed memory regarding my lack of social instinct.
None of them are Pokemon related yet, but I can still share them if anyone cares. If you don't, then I don't mind. I'm not here to be an attention whore.
>>26719646
please share
>>26719676
OK, give me a minute to type and breath.
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
my fucking sides
>>26719646
>>26715911
>>26715903
>>26715893
>Summer 2007, about six months after said incident
>Get a volunteer job as a Counselor in Training
>My job is to look after kindergarteners and do the bidding of the counselors i.e. set up games, arrange tables, bring out toys, etc.
>I get along well with the kids and counselors
>However, because I was afraid to wear boxers (no clue why), I only wear briefs that are far too small and tight for my weight and size
>This, in addition to the summer heat, made my scrotum intolerably itchy, sweaty, and overall uncomfortable
>Whenever I couldn't take it anymore, I would start rubbing my crotch during my shift to temper it down
>I would do this while I was looking at and interacting with my group of kids, at the beach, playground, during lunch, etc.
>After doing this for a while, the head counselor starts to notice and gives me weird looks
>I have no real idea why, "Sure, it's my balls, but everyone needs to get down there to itch every once in awhile"
>Maybe females just aren't sympathetic to our plights
>During my second week of work, the head counselor pulls me to the side after my shift
>She sternly tells me that she doesn't want kids taking my example and rubbing their crotches like me
>If she sees a single kid start touching themselves, she will fire me and call my parents
>I oblige, however reluctantly
>Now, whenever I habitually reached my crotch, one of my watching counselors would just say
>"Anon, if you need to do what you gotta do, then please excuse yourself to the bathroom. No one wants to see that."
>Funny, they think I need to pee now? Whatever.
>Eventually get tired of having to excuse myself to rub myself every fifteen minutes
>Stop wearing underwear altogether, solving the problem and providing relief to my nether regions
>I continue to habitually wear no underwear up until college
It took me four years to recall these incidents and to finally understand why everyone seemed so averse to my actions.
I guess it's as good time as any to post this
>>26719773
Jesus fucking christ, anon
Here it is. A bit cringey and cool.
Does anyone else ever get this weird overwhelming dread they're going to wind up seeing shit about them posted in a cringe thread?
Like, I worry that maybe at some point as a kid or a maladjusted young adult I may have done something REAL FUCKING EMBARRASSING and it's going to show up in here.Or someone is going to find my FA (that I strictly have to make furry bucks) and use old shitty art to make fun of me in the future.I fucking hate my life.
>>26719820
Don't forget rock polish
Oldie, but a goody. Found while searching online for ORAS.
Also I got a personal one:
>Release of HGSS
>Decided to lazily make my way to Gamestop to get it
>Fuck up the time the store opens and get there like 30 minutes early
>There's a full fucking circle of people sitting in front of the door
>Not like a line or anything, a circle, there is no front or back of the line
>It's nothing but people my age and older sitting around talking about pokemon
>Start to think this might be cool and then I realize fuck that no, /vp/ is cool behind closed doors, not in person
>I say I'm cool and just sit on a fountain outside the circle and listen
>The whole time they're talking about furry shit and battles
>People are trying to describe EVs and IVs and have no idea what they're talking about consistently wrong across the board
>Someone hears "EVs" and starts talking about how Flareon is the best and their favorite and how Flareon is unbeatable at level 100
>I look around and realize the only people not in the circle outside of myself are two actual children who's mothers came out of the car to wait with them and a female Ash Ketchum cosplayer who showed up late and looked like she wanted to kill someone
>She seriously looked angry as fuck for no reason, just sat there the whole time listening to her headphones scowling
>Eventually the circle devolves into some kind of singing jamboree of old anime music and then becomes some kind of cuddle puddle in broad day light
Fuck people. Never going back to a pokemon release day event.
>>26719871
Continued because I just want to rant:
>When the store finally opened I was forced to wait in line with these people and have interactions with them because none of them would stop talking
>The line took a million times longer than necessary because some old ass bitch held up the counter screaming at an employee about preorder rewards
>(the games didn't have them)
>the mother of her grandchildren said the kids would get figures with their games or some shit and refused to leave without them
>held up the line saying shit like, "I'll move when you get me what you owe me" and "The line wouldn't have to wait if you'ld just give me the preorder bonus, you're only making this harder on yourself"
>The store was understaffed and they had to make due for like 45 minutes with a single register and employee
>The employee was a woman, so of course every other customer had to stop and try to talk about pokemon with her as though he'ld be the first mother fucker to tell her some benign fact that would make her instantly sleep with his ass
>I hide my power level so well the mother with a kid ahead of me in line asks who I'm buying the game for
>Tell her my kid sister and have a nice chat with her about a person I made up, she talks about her son and how he's kind of anti social
>The guy behind me is wearing a fedora and wont stop talking about things he heard are going to be in the game
>Eventually get up to the front, get the game and try to leave
>Am boxed the fuck in on every side by people who broke down and started playing the games in the store to battle and trade starters I guess?
>Eventually I leave, 30 minute trip turned into a 2 hour one, fml
Seriously, just skip brick and mortar release days if you've never had the chance and are for some stupid reason thinking about doing it.
>>26719916
>I hide my power level
What are you, 13?
Grow up already, nobody cares if you like Pokemon or not.
>>26717457
I feel bad for you anon. Can you please elaborate what happened afterwards.
>>26719930
I'm 27, anon. I'm a grown fucking adult. I don't care if people think I like pokemon, but I sure as fuck am not going to act like it when the person I'm talking to is another adult who has sat around for the last hour watching man children and autists form a drum circle and fucking sing and do god only knows what else in front of her young son. There's owning it and not caring and then downright being an idiot who doesn't deserve social interaction. And the group she was watching that day clearly didn't deserve social interaction. It's not like I hid it from the other fans either, I just didn't want any part of that cringey fucking mess they created.
>>26719969
Nothing really happened afterwards, I sure as shit didn't tell anyone about itI mean we broke up, but that was for completely different reason
>>26699377
The first literally never happens here
>>26705058
>That's not a official Pokémon website.
Every fucking time.
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
Jesus Christ
>>26719871
>>26719916
Wow, Anon. You're so cool. Please teach us your way.
Seriously, the only thing cringe worthy about this story is you. You come across like an elitist and overall piece of shit. How dare people have fun in public. How dare someone be mad they didn't get a pre order bonus (hgss had lugia and Ho-oh figs as bonus at games tops). How dare people talk about the game they were rxcited about snd there to buy.
>be a literal autist
>a bunch of people are sitting in front of a store, having fun and socializing
>i make a point of standing as far away from the crowd as possible while still technically being near the store, waiting on it to open so that I can buy the same thing they want to buy
>the only other people outside the store are moms with their tykes, like literally 9 year old kids and whatnot
>group starts singing songs from the game and discussing gameplay mechanics from it
>suddenly I feel like I'm going to vomit
>proudly reassure myself I'm the better person because I chose not to socialize or make any friends
>go in the store
>its crowded
>there's a fuckhuge line, its moving very slowly
>Some old lady is complaining about nothing all but forcing the store to physically throw her out, but they dont have the security guards to do that
>feel like im about to cry
>realize Im going to be here a while
>its just as crowded as ever
>im surrounded by strangers
>A girl around my age tries to start a conversation with me, I make up a lie and we start bonding over my lie
>it's too loud in here
>I hit my knee on something on my way out after finally getting what I came for
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>26720621
>A girl around my age tries to start a conversation with me, I make up a lie and we start bonding over my lie
Forgot to add:
>I willingly ignore this possibly single girl's advances instead of trying to arrange to meet with her again some place, get her number or whatever
>Continue complaining to myself about being around other people, even when said people are women, actually talking to me for the first time since 7th grade
>>26716821
I had this book. It was comfy as fuck
>>26720568
Anon, you realize it's his choice whether or not to talk about pokemon in public? Like, whether you like it or not, it's his choice.
>>26720704
Not the Anon you're replying to but it was also his choice to act like a complete autistic asshole with a superiority complex.
>>26704439
would read desu
>>26699091
I'm a fan of this one, personally
>>26721249
already posted in this very thread
>>26719788
It looks more like a joke desu
>>26719830
I don't, but it's probably just because I know my stuff is a little hard to find and it definitely wouldn't get posted on 4chan. It wouldn't be that interesting either, so heh.
>>26719773
I did something like that for a few minutes while complaining about it out loud when I was like 13 or 14. I'm not sure why. I wasn't wearing anything like that though.
>>26719788
>>26721378
It's not a joke. Some retards even reject sexual dimorphism as if it's a fucking choice.
I wish more of this thread got capped because the OP went full rage mode when told his idea was crappy and would get C&D pretty damn quick.
>>26721398
I know they tend to misunderstand and exaggerate that kind of stuff, but that might as well be a joke. It's not necessarily like that.
>>26721494
True. The most you can do with these people at this point is laugh.
>>26705096
Why do people still like GCP?
>>26721398
It's Tumblr. They think animals have a concept of gender outside mating.
>>26721600
Why do people still like GameGrumps or PewDiePie or Verlisify or whoever. They appeal to some group of people even when their content is polarizing or out right hated by anyone who isn't twelve.
>>26705033
I feel like the cringiest part of this is the fact that it's a group of grown ass man cyberbullying an autistic kid
Weird art style is one thing
Two shiny pokemon is a minor red flag
Confuses Dragonair's length with height. Kinda common.
NFE Dragonair not bad on it's own but it is starting to look a little harem like along side Mismagius and...
Lopunny in a fucking dress.
With bedroom eyes.
>>26715893
>>26715903
>>26715911
>>26719773
Oh god, do you want to hear a story of true social ineptitude? It's not Pokemon related, but still.
>spring 2007, be in grade 6, so sexually naive you wouldn't believe it
>peeing at the urinal in the bathroom, having trouble getting anything out
>nobody pays attention to me, I'd do anything to be seen as "funny"
>suddenly, an idea
>I'll pretend I'm having a lot of trouble getting the pee out, that'll make me seem funny!
>squeeze my dick and start going "UNHH... UNHH... UNHH" at the urinal
>continue for about a minute
>kid named Mike walks in
>he looks at me for a second, then washes his hands and leaves
>nobody else is coming in so I stop
>lunch hour
>group of popular kids come up to me
>"Anon, Mike says you were grabbing your dick in the urinal and going 'UNHH... UNHH... UNHH'"
>suddenly realize this might not have been as funny as I thought
>vehemently deny it, luckily Mike had a reputation of being a liar so they kinda believed me
>but Mike knows what really happened
>>26723139
>>26715893 here, I have that exact same problem of trying to be quirky while completely disregarding social norms.
>Summer 2006, be in daytime summer camp with other kids in my town
>One day, we go to a western-themed amusement park
>While our group moves single file to the gold-panning activity, I come across a bathroom
>Outside each bathroom door was a painting of a cowboy and dancer girl respectively, each with their pants down and surprised that you're opening the door while they are defecating
>I try to "impress" one of the cool kids at school who I'm trying to be friends with (He liked Pokemon cards as well)
>When he looks at me, I start scratching at the woman's crotch, making whining dog noises
>He calls me a pervert and continues to walk
>What the fuck was I thinking
Another:
>Third grade
>religiously watch Brainpop.org videos (basically little flash animations aimed at teaching kid science, math, etc)
>Watch every single video at least five times each
>Because everyone else is still learning about cloud patterns while I can explain the process of nuclear decay by heart, I feel like some kind of god of knowledge
>Assume that everybody is impressed, and that the more I spout random information, the cooler I am
>One day, while my class is walking single file to the computer lab, I begin reciting the steps of reproduction to this one girl next to me from sex to breastfeeding
>"Why would I want to know that" she retorts sharply
>I turn to the girl I have a crush on and begin talking about the steps of female pregnancy, hoping that it would somehow allure her
>She says the same thing
>Nobody understands my genius
>>26715893
>>26719773
>>26719871
>>26720621
>>26723139
>>26723574
Seems like the next cringe thread will be just reposting these golden treasures
>>26723852
Hopefully not all of them. Some have shitall to do with Pokemon.
Here's some
>>26723927
>>26724217
I'm at a loss for words. Not even /r9k/ is on par with the amount of cringe /vp/ pumps out on the fucking daily. This board is a fucking factory of autism and regret. It's glorious.
>>26724217
That's some fresh pasta.
>>26717725
here
>>26724307
>falling for pasta
either new or Troyd is still forcing himself on /vp/. That's some chris-chan tier shit to fall for so it gotta be him.
>>26725306
jesus christ.
>>26726401
that's why I saved that thread, it was a hellhole
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-222978175
>>26729553
>outplayed...
>good word
Gets me every time.
>>26733881
Gonna be tough to keep this up with all the news.
>>26719930
If he hadn't hidden it, the nearby spergs would have Mega-evolved and tried interacting with him
>>26734867
talking to people in public?
normie pls go:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd3srEraQAc
>>26738483
why did I click on that?
>>26738483
Nope.
Nope nope nope.
Noooooooooope.
>>26738483
>People in the comments that frequent his channel or even requested this
Seriously, IS this a fetish?
>>26738483
pls no
G O L D M I N E
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRMsZH1ZqfjHFdHKj-vd94Q/videos
>>26738599
Yep.
Fetish.
I bet they're furfags, too.
>>26720164
It's basically an ad, look at the bottom corner of it.
>>26738577is there a sauce to that pic's origin?
>>26738483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEeqxOdatWk
>>26738716
>that silky smooth animation
>>26705265
>that qt gardevoir chick
>>26741073
she looks like the only one that's washed her hair in the last year.
How do you guys find this stuff?
Any keywords I should be searching?
>>26742683
when you stay on this site long enough it just comes to you
