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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384731425
>this thread

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i like it

Are french maids the best thing japan has invented?

>>26684777
yes

>>26684735
>subbed "champ"
kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384733789

tfw penis slowly shrivles up and dies
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384738399

>>26684794
>quoting your in-joke so everybody could notice it because nobody read the essay you call thread's OP

That's pathetic, OP. Please seek sunlight out of the basement.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384740934
champ lost to this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384741349

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>>26684949
ok

le coverage duck
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384744244

>>26684979
>Few seconds in Photoshop CS5

how many hours into spicy are we now

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384748351
>>26685053
>we

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384749727

new team

a stall breaker

Your favourite bara mon.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP (Weezing) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Poison Gas
- Substitute
- Will-O-Wisp
- Destiny Bond

>>26685167
paraflinch dunsparce

showderp creates dragonite

karrablast

belly drum extremespeed linoone

holding flame orb

>>26685199
inner focus

>>26685181
>>26685185
>>26685189
>>26685195
>>26685199
>>26685202
team

>>26685199
assault vest

>>26685199
draco meteor

>>26685199
level 69

>>26685199
dragon dance

>>26685199
69 happiness

>>26685199
surf

>>26685199
thunder wave

>>26685199
named: spicy is shit

>>26685199
modest nature, special attacker evs

>>26685199
252 HP EVs

>>26685235
>>26685248
>>26685253
>>26685265
>>26685266
>>26685272
>>26685273
>>26685274
>>26685280
spicy fag will ignore most of these

>>26685295
if she ignore, i'll impeach and claim

just waiting on gender, shiny status and the last bit of EVs, and IV spread

>>26685302
male, shiny, 8 SpD, you choose

>>26685302
hurry the fuck up and post a battle already, you autistic fuck

>>26685199
IVs all 0s

>>26685312
>more than one at once
THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384756252

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384762136

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384762532

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465587434768.webm
me on the left

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384765552

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new champ im gonna go see Warcraft with some gamer grills and have sex later :^)

me?

>>26685651
>having sex when youre 14

shouldnt you be playing with hot wheels

Stoutland @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Giga Impact
- Crunch
- Superpower

METAL GEAR??!? (Metagross-Mega) @ Metagrossite
Ability: Tough Claws
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake/Ice Punch/Explosion (depends on what you need)
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Fire]

Mega Audino, CM 3 Attacks

Pick a random ememmon from the links at the OP

「C*RSES」 (Tyranitar) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Crunch

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP (Weezing) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Poison Gas
- Substitute
- Will-O-Wisp
- Destiny Bond

>>26685651
hahahaha yeah, right

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465591854394.webm
you cant make this shit up

>>26685663
champ

>>26685668
>>26685669
>>26685672
>>26685673
>>26685677
>>26685681
team

>>26685663
chimp
>>26685668
>>26685669
>>26685672
>>26685673 (rolled 43 on a d100)
>>26685677
>>26685681
team

>>26685694
I want him to win so fucking much.
If it was my country I wouldn't vote, since I know well from the dangers of populism, but seeing this blow to the overly politically correct US of the 21st century would be priceless

ANYWAY, POKEMON

is champ kill

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384772105

reminder to /join showderp for epic-a$$ memes

hi where s the match

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384773216

>>26685752
i typed this into my chat and now i have syphilis

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384777552

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384782476

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384782476

>>26686124
>

new team

Crawdaunt @ Leftovers
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Crabhammer
- Knock Off
- Aqua Jet

shiny garchomp with salac

almomomomlmla

Banded Granbull

balk fetus

>>26686137
dugtrio

fast (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Belly Drum
- Gunk Shot
- Facade

>>26686138
>>26686139
>>26686140
>>26686143
>>26686145
>>26686146
team

>>26686147
>fast
>Wasn't faste enough

>>26686164
i was literally 1 second off too
dugtrio guy is a nerd

>>26686172
you gotta problem buddy?

>>26686184
ill fuk u up nerd

>>26686193
fuckin' come get it square up motherfucker let's go

>>26686202
let's go motherfucker
*teleports behind you*

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384789451

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384794759

>tfw champ is dead

god i'm lonely

>>26686586
suicide cures all problems

new champ?

Onto the 1300's bois
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384803210

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384805458

Excuse my newfaggotry, but are battles always singles, never doubles or triples?

gj on skipping grambull chump

>>26686712
no but champs who don't do ou singles are usually shitters

>>26686712
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384805458
sometimes a champ declares that he'll do doubles, gen 1-5, or another tier, but 95% of the time is OU singles.

>>26686738
Still not impeached so don't care.

>>26686738
welcome to neoderp

>>26686712
its ok, new friends are cute :3
its mostly because they are dead metas. itll take 5 minutes to get battles that arent snipes, which in themselves are shit. and because theyre dead metas, no champs actually play them. so when they DO get matched up with a non-snipe 9 times out of 10 they just get their shit kicked in
lastly, non-singles places a lot more pressure on having a good team. at least in singles you can sweep with 5 bugs and a snips

>>26686755
leave dyxia

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384810542

NEW CHAMP

agumon

NEW

C
H
A
M
P

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384815327

new champ

>>26687196
me or rhyperior

Same champ:
CHAMP A PUSS (Granbull) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Spe
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Close Combat
- Crunch
- Ice Punch / Wild Charge

If new champ:
Thundurus-I

sub plot chatot

annoying star (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD
Impish Nature
- Body Slam
- Iron Head
- Cosmic Power
- Wish

here have some trash

>>26685669

WE WUZ (Kangaskhan) (F) @ King's Rock
Ability: Scrappy

a pokemon that triggers

>>26687214
this is rhyperior btw

i

WHERE IS THE FUCKING MATCH CHAMP???????????????

Little Mac

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384823408
Everyone be nice I GOT FILTERED TODAY SO BE NICE OK OK OK?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384824410

Truly an annoying star

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>>26687329
this is nice champ c:

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384827469

>Earthquake/Ice Punch/Explosion (depends on what you need)

When correct a move like that in t4eam builder it will sometimes delete a move for no reason.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384829632

2nd forfeit due to annoying star.

champ fucked off to do randoms

new champ

"me"

the stiffest afro

hippo with sandforce and sandstorm

Meido Waifu (Latias) @ Latiasite
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 64 Def / 196 Spe (outspeeds base 102)
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Stored Power
- Calm Mind
- Recover

annoying star

calm mind non-mega diancie

subplot chatot with chatter and boom

shit liek 4chan blocks and crashes really make me want to return to reddit

oh wow is post work again

do we even have a champ right now?

Connection error.

>>26687555
leave whenever you like

bane?

hellfrog

im still here

fast (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Belly Drum
- Rock Smash
- Facade

>>26687588
you got a team
check it

>>26687531
>>26687535
>>26687537
>>26687539
>>26687547
>>26687549
team

>>26687590
me

>>26687588
champ

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>>26687588

>>26687531
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>>26687547
>>26687549

>>26687565
edgy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384867025

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U have twelve seconds to explain why you're not drunk right now

>>26687695
no cute girl/trap to cuddle drunkenly with.

>>26687721
you can cuddle with me & my dick you stupid fucking attention whoring tripfag

>>26687695
i don't drink any more cuz im an alcoholic

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>>26687695
drinking makes my face rly hot ok?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384870280

>>26687721
>trap
Not ok
>>26687766
:(

>>26687695
I'd rather spend my money on chinese cartoon dolls.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384871697

>>26687934
Sorry to hear that. I hope they make you feel happy somehow

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384872443

>>26684735
Who drew that and why isn't it up in the booru?

>>26687973
Same for your liquid.

test

>>26688028
an anon on the /cm/ drawthread
why would it go on the booru if it has nothing to do with showderp?

>>26687695
i'm only tipsy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384874218

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>>26687695
no cute drunk bois to succ around

>>26687766
good for you, anon

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>>26688108
It has actually as it looks like Smogon-tan's meido

>>26688165
cute but wheres the dick

>>26688149
thanks my man

>>26688185
There's no dick unless you put one in her.

>>26688165
smogon tan has purple hair
doesn't she?

>>26688252
Yes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384876711

>>26688223
>her

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384878710

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384882140

ok im back from Warcraft & chill
what did you do today /veepee (showderp)/?

>>26688744
i checked those dubs

>>26688744
double 6 8 4rked tongue XD

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384885899

FUCK FUCK FUCK CLEF

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384886335

NEW CHAMP

me

Sliggoo δ (Magcargo) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Ancient Power
- Clear Smog
- Recover

She should wall standard Talonflame sets and stop Mega Sableye and Clefable CM sweeps.
Rocky Helmet also helps to deal with Scizor and U-Turn too.

wew

Hawlucha bro please

>>26689021
doublade

Affinity (Tentacruel) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 248 HP / 164 Def / 96 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Sludge Bomb / Knock Off
- Acid Bomb
- Reflect Type

madman autist

banded weavile

>>26689071
this is ebin cade btw

>>26689075
no its not you cuck
its charizard y with madman set

>>26689071
>>26689088
I used the Charizard set on the memebase

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384890182

>>26689088
jk its actually rhyperior

shellfrog

>>26689259
shellfrog here, I can confirm this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384893010

n-not so many ground weak mons next time. t-thanks

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384894988

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384896881

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384898563

New team, I hope your pretypes are ready

http://pastebin.com/faWANNyq

good goy

terrakion named Mega Iwanko

Avalugg @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Rock Polish
- Recover
- Avalanche
- Earthquake

Special Snowflake (Cryogonal) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Freeze-Dry
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Flash Cannon

>>26689732
assault
vest
limber
ditto

mightyena

>>26689737
>rock polish
>avalanche
>no speeds evs
>no iron head

really makes you think huh?

>>26689733
>>26689734
>>26689735
>>26689737
>>26689741
>>26689757
team

>>26689732
champ

>>26689758
not really
the point of showderp is using shitmons
if you want to use top tier ou stuff go fuck yourself

>>26689758
You're right
replace avalanche with Ice Ball
There, that made it better

>>26689774
>a well thought out avalugg set with a decent gimmick that may work out 1/10 battles
>top tier ou stuff
i want retard apologists to leave

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>>26689774
>the point of showderp is using shitmons
t. neoderp

Showderp's point was champing with a randomized team with random mons, new sets but still somehow barely viable, not with le epic Specs Weedle and AV Limber Ditto xD

I enjoy memes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384902390

>>26689803
shut up and use the thing that was suggested you fucking nigger
>waaaaaah they are suggesting shitmons mommy waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
fuck off

>>26689810
yet the first showderp team had a fucking metapod, sunkern and zubat
WOW SUCH RANDOMIZED
VERY VIABLE

>>26689835
because shit like you tried to be funny even back then

>>26689859
its funny to see people rage over shitmons

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384904607

>>26689870
there's a big difference between a shitmon given out of spite and a shitmon given because suggester doesnt know better

>>26689933
>still raging over shitmons

>>26689859
>posing as someone who's permabanned

bully me harder

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384907155

New guy.

Champ was kind of a fag

me or http://pastebin.com/faWANNyq

me lol

fast (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Belly Drum
- Rock Smash
- Facade

berry juice charizard

Diancie @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Guard Split
-
-
-

eviolite wartortle

rhyperior magnitude rock blast

happiny

>>26690162
champ

>>26690165
>>26690166
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>>26690179
team

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>>26690169
>doing it because you were called out and still insisting on being that edgy and witty

>>26690179
it can learn counter
sash it

>server restart now

m-maybe I'll be unlock now?

>>26690169

You're a cool guy

>>26690220

I have nothing to do with the guy you were whining about

I'm glad to see my shitmon will brighten your showderp experience, though

>The opposing I deserve this used Struggle!
>Latios lost 2% of its health!
>The opposing I deserve this is damaged by the recoil!
>Latios fainted!

Friendly reminder that av limber ditto got a kill

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>>26690300

>>26690317
battle when

>>26690326
when zarle restarts server
>inb4 "go taco"
fuck spics

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>>26690302
>merely not him
>ughh this is definitely the showderp spirit salty shitmons as a mere prank

Been here on Showderp since the fifth gen and there's always a salty faggot forcing his salty shitmons thinking they are amusing and the most ebin thing to happen in here.

>>26690346
>d-definitely not neoderp guise

>still locked

so this....is the power........of being cucked.......
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384909200

>>26690374
nice buzzwords
you sure showed her
something an actual n*oderp would do while defending her salty shitmons

showderp dead

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384910373

ok im gonna go poo poo and pee pee
new chimp
or maybe i'll reclaim since showderp is dead haha

>>26690587
haha lol

>no one has claimed
jesus showderp really is dead
i'll champ again lol

boom boom

snips

blood totem

something with subpunch