Pick your poison, /vp/.
Stay clean, kids.
Nah.
>>26681556
Yes, I'd like an alcoholic drink to go with my kid's game to not look childish, please.
>>26681568
>>26681581
>>26681593
>Str8edge faggots
I only drink whiskey……… I'm a grown man……… not a boy……… thank you
>>26681556
umbreon for me by far
>>26681556
Has anyone actually made these and tried them?
Most of those look like diabetes in a cocktail glass and some of those sound like they'd taste nasty.
I'd take the Jolteon, however.
>>26681556
I only drink Scotch bro. But I'd totally try all of these.
>>26681556
Vaporeon is always superiour, is this a pattern?
I don't really drink often, but when I do I usually just shoot it straight. There's way too much sugar and shit on all those drinks.
>>26681649
It seems so
>>26681568
>>26681581
>>26681593
>I judge people who willingly slowly kill themselves with a poison because they've realized life is shitActually I can't judge you for judging
>>26681598
Nope. These just sound disgusting.
I'll take rum any day but all of these are baby's first sugar high. Pass.
>>26681598
>drinking to look cool
You're like a faggot from an after school special.
>>26681568
Alcohol is not bad if you know how to properly consume it.
flareon sounds alright, though i'd rather it not have the syrup
>>26681683
This. I only drink at home. Only get buzzed/drunk once every 2-5 weeks. Otherwise I just have a small amount over an hour once or twice a week.
The main issue with alcohol are the dumbasses who go and get drunk and then make stupid life decisions.
>>26681683
>this literal poison that actively damages your body upon consumption is totally fine as long as you know how to properly consume it
Uh huh.
>>26681709
>posters like this unironically exist
maybe it's for the best if /vp/ just dies
>>26681665
If that's the way you look at it you're just better off killing yourself, liven up.Asking someone to cheer up after telling them to seppuku is very contrarian, but you should get it.
>>26681556
>ITT: Teenagers who think alcohol is downright evil
I'll glady take that Eevee though, it sure looks deliciousin more than one way
>>26681715
Hey, the way I see it, there are the people who voluntarily drink poison and the people who don't.
Alcohol is for losers, I only drink water and SunnyD.
>>26681734
>who think alcohol is downright evil
If that's what you think, I haven't implied anything.
Vaporeon seems ok. Everything else seems like a bit....much.
>>26681768
Coke is also unhealthy, but you don't see people calling it poison.
>>26681758
>SunnyD
faggot
Water only masterrace
>drinking
I knew this board was filled with underage faggots but this isn't right
>>26681809
Because in terms of the damage Coke does, alcohol is way more damaging and way more dangerous?
Why anyone would willingly drink something that actively impairs their judgment and physical abilities is just baffling to me. And that's not even taking into account its addictive properties and the long-term damage it causes to the body.
>>26681812
Of all things, I did not expect to see the water man today. Still funny.
>>26681809
Alcohol is poison. You can die from alcohol poison by ingesting only a small amount of it.
You cannot kill yourself in one sitting with Coca-Cola (unless you drink something absurd like four gallons, an amount which would kill you even if it was just water).
>>26681556
Some of them look alright but Jesus christ that Leafeon is awful, both to look at and the flavours would not work at all. If you wanted to get the colouring right you should be using creme de menthe to make it at least green. Not mulch brown.
A better Leafeon would be:
Creme de menthe and Baileys Irish cream served over crushed ice or (alternatively) a scoop of vanilla ice cream. If served correctly the green and brown do not mix and produce a colour similar to the pattern of leafeon.
>>26681853
You can kill yourself with water too.
Drinking too much of it leads to Water Intoxication/water poisoning.
Look up "Hold your wee for a wii"
>>26681891
>Hold your wee for a wii
Is this some fetish shit?
>>26681906
it's a pretty stupid contest that took place in radio show iirc. If you want more context, just look it up.
>>26681891
Right, which is why that post said "an absurd amount".
You can kill yourself by drinking water, but it takes a gigantic amount in a small period of time.
Alcohol kills you because it's a poison, and it doesn't take a whole lot of it to do so.
>>26681922
>an absurd amount
Which is relative to Alcohol.
Drinking an absurd amount of alcohol can kill you.
Drinking an absurd amount of water can kill you.
Drinking an absurd amount of soda can kill you.
Drinking an absurd amounch of bleach can kill you.
Drinking an absurd amount of anything can kill you.
>>26681556
Thanks, now I can use this for my bar to attract the nerds.
this person obviously doesnt know how to make cocktails, but i'd probably drink vaporeonthough if it were me i'd use calpis or ramune but thats just because im a weaboo faggot
>>26682448
Calpis is great. The Japanese tend to make some pretty fucked up things but Calpis is not one of them, even if it does sound like Cow Piss.
>>26681734
Funny you say that, teenagers are generally the oned obsessed with drugs and alcohol.
>>26681556
Vaporeon Espeon and Umbreons drinks sound good to me.
>>26681941
This.
And whats cool is smoking any amount of pot will never kill you since it is physically impossible.
Go Marijuana!
>>26683202
Good taste, though the Cranberry on Espeon throws me off some.
That Umbreon sounds god tier.
what pokemon is the Narragansett lager of pokemon
>>26681941
>consuming toxic things is ok, because non-toxic substances can kill you too!
what childish logic.
>>26681556
gibsmedat Glaceon
Jolteon and Vaporeon sound aight and the Eeve eand Sylveon would be good for dessert
>>26683265
>implying
it's all about moderation, faggot.
If you're weak and succumb to alcoholism, it's your own fault. Not alcohol.
>>26681556
What Pokemon would be a lager?
I'd try the Sylveon if the world was going to end the next day. The Umbreon and Vaporeon seem alright anytime.
>>26683265
It's okay because it won't hurt you at all if you drink smartly.
I don't drink
>>26683310
Bunnelby
Because it'shoppy
>>26683413
CARLOShoppip would be better
>>26681922
A drink will definitely not kill you. Maybe even two.
It won't negatively affect you at all.
>>26681556
Jolteon sounds best, and least likely to cause the 'beetus
why does everyone always sperg out over booze anyway
>>26683487
Either underage or beta/autistic.
>tfw beta and lonely but have a pint on my own every weekend
>>26681556
The Vaporeon one looks pretty good.
>>26681556
The Leafeon drink looks like vomit and probably tastes similar. Vaporeon, Flareon, and Umbreon all sound fine to me.
>>26683264
All lagers are Pikachu.
>>26681556
Vaporeon looks nice, Malibu is one of my favorite liqueurs and curacao is nice.
Also feeling the Leafeon, but it looks coagulated.
>>26681556
The only ones that actually look bad out of those are Umbreon and Leafeon.
Vaporeon looks the best.
>>26681556
Flareon all the way. I love me some fireball
>>26681709
>oxygen literally decays your cells
i bet you actually breath faggot.
Don't drink and drive kids. Make sure you have a designated driver or are already at home.
>>26683955
Wait there are people that still breath? It is like they WANT to die 70-80 years from now from oxygen poisoning.
>>26681556
Why isn't there any green in the Leafeon one? I know it exists, just put some appletini mix in it.
As for which ones I would choose, ironically enough all of the Gen 1 drinks look the best. I bet Eevee, Vaporeon, and Flareon are delicious.
The only time Flareon isn't useless
>>26681709
Are you black?
>>26681556
Glaceon looks refreshing, but Eevee looks like something you would drink at a birthday party.
>>26681556
>Vaporeon not just a glass of water
Eevee and Silveon both sound yummy, I love dessert drinks. Look pretty too, leafeons looks terrible.
>>26681556
>ingredients
>no instructions
its useless
>>26681556
Flareons sounds god-tier. Leafeon's looks like a winner too.
Umbreon's would be the best if not for the orange juice ruining it all. Bourbon, Coke, Lemon is awesome, but OJ messes it all up.
Jolteon's would be pretty awesome too if not for the red Bull. Red bull is fucking disgusting.
Never had blue Curacao, so no idea on Vaporeon or Glaceon. Could be good, though. I like rum, so they could be pretty good too.
>>26683215
Smoking anything at all, including marijuana, can cause lung cancer. Also, smoking anything at all fucks up your blood vessels. I've seen enough aging hippies at the hospital to know this.
>>26681581
>>26681568
>>26681709
Wtf am I reading
this is the shit that drives me to drink
>>26681556
Made Umbreon and Vaporeon before, they're tasty as fuck.
Really wanna try Eevee, Leafeon, and Sylveon, but those might just be the most complicated/expensive ones to put together.
Call me whatever you want, but sign me the fuck up for that Sylveon. Shit son that sounds god damn delicious.
>>26681568
>>26681581
>>26681593
>Samefagging this hard
>Not knowing how to have fun
>Thinking abstaining from alcohol gives you any kind of moral high ground whatsoever
>>26681556
Glaceon and Vaporeon are the only one that closely resembles an actual drink. The rest are overmixed as hell. Umbreon is alright too.
I always get whiskey coke so probably Umbreon for me.
>>26684056
It's called you put them in a blender you idiot. If there's color layers involved, you blend separately. Or in Eevee's case, you coat the sides of the cup in chocolate sauce before pouring. Learn your mixology bruh.
>>26681709
I didn't know mormons could shitpost on /vp/, how's the wives anon?
>>26684056
>>26681556
I bitched but i also looked into it.
Heres the mixing guidelines.
>>26681834
>Why anyone would willingly drink something that actively impairs their judgment and physical abilities is just baffling to me.
Because we're curious what it feels like to be like you, if only for a little bit.
Also, it makes video games more fun.
>>26681556
They all sound pretty good desu
I usually prefer vodka so Eevee, Espeon, and Sylveon
>>26681865
>Creme de menthe and Baileys Irish cream served over crushed ice or (alternatively) a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Maybe add a bit of mint to that, a touch of chocolate or coconut (or fuck, both), goddamn that'd be pretty tasty.
>>26681922
>and it doesn't take a whole lot of it to do so.
So you've never drank before in your life.
I understand that alcohol might seem intimidating, but maybe keep an open mind when you turn 21.
>>26681556
Glaceon, because it's the one that's less likely to actually taste like poison.
>>26683587
I like to unwind after a long week with some whiskey and video games, it's a good time.
Maybe light up a scented candle, makes for a relaxing time.
>>26683958
This.
Drinking is supposed to be fun, and that fun ends when you're hugging the toilet or wrapped around a pole.
Know your limits, enjoy responsibly, stay smart, stay safe.
>>26684063
OJ and bourbon blends surprisingly well.
Think of it as a smoother, sweeter equivalent to lemon juice. Makes it look like vomit, sure, but it tastes just fine.
>>26684194
thx.
>mfw there is no cake wodka in my country.
>>26681556
All of those sound good to be honest, but I'd probably go with Eevee. White Russian is my favorite drink and the Eevee cocktail is kind of a boosted version of that so to say.
>>26681941
You drink an absurd amount of cum yet here you are
>>26684711
damn son
>>26681556
But I hate alcohol
>>26684169
>Thinking abstaining from alcohol gives you any kind of moral high ground whatsoever
And drinking it will be no different.
>>26681556
I'd never admit this without the shroud of anonymity, but that Sylveon drink looks tasty af
>>26684203
It's flavored vodka. It's nothing like normal vodka. The texture combined with the flavoring makes it usually taste like alcoholic snow cone syrup.
>>26684731
Don't be too hard on yourself anon, that Sylveon cocktail does look really fucking good and I'd love to have one.
Vaporeon and maybe Umbreon are the only ones I would drink
>>26684267
Thanks mom.
Alcohol is for faggots that suck in life, prove me wrong.
>>26681556
>Future Diabetes
>Wish i was at the beach
>I dont work tomorrow
>Hot food connoisseur that can almost handle hot cheetos
>Its probably my birthday
>I dont actually want to go to a bar
>Plays as Mai in Overwatch
>Im a vegan
>Future Diabetes 2: Search For My Foot
>>26684942
>prove me wrong
You are hyperfocused on the loser faggots who drink. As they are too small a group to account for all alcohol consumption, there are obviously more people than them who drink: the businessman who sips brandy in his office, the wealthy socialite tipping back cosmopolitans, the celebrated composers of 19th century France drinking fine wine daily, the humble priest drinking in the rectory, and everyone else in between.
Fix your hypothesis, you straightedge teenager. Your myopic views don't help your cause.
>>26684942
You dont drink yet here you are.
All this person bitching about the evils of the AAAALchohol.
>itt
>>26685055
So what's up being straightedge people being called teenagers now? You realize teens get into drugs and drinking to look cool and edgy all the time right?
>>26681556
can i just have a beer
>>26681683
Through your mouth I hope.
>>26681556
Vaporeon is just an alcoholic ocean water from Sonic right?
>>26685333
>i have no argument
>better post an epic fedora meme, that'll teach 'em
Worst trips I've seen all day.
>>26684194
>the leafeon cocktail
so that's why it looks so fucked up
>>26685359
this
why the fuck would you put all this fancy shit in something, to do something as not fancy as getting drunk
shaking my head.
>>26685791
Best looking to me are Glaceon, Eevee and Vapoureon. Jolteon glaceon and espeon seem good too though.
