Hey. I''m Lucario and I want to make a thread. Please?
I bet you want to be proud of your power too
You already did?
>>26624802
Wake up.
best waifu
>>26625583
Your Wifu is SHIT
>>26625583
Great taste.Wanna yiff?
Aura doge, you're drunk, go homu.
>>26625607
Play?
>>26625607
but why?! :(
You look stressed. Do you need cuddle?
>>26625607
That's very mean...
>>26627581
>you will never rub your lucario waifu's flat chest
>>26624802
Maybe im a faggot, but somehow white lucario looks way better than the original one.
>>26624837
>he doesn't have a proud of his power lucario
Aura Dog threads are worse than Goodra threads DESU
>>26629576
At least we don't demand certain genders.
>>26624802
Yo Lucario, you like fire? Or perhaps earthquakes? I can hook you up.
>>26627581
Nope.
>>26625627
>he is not drunk while posting on /vp/
How can he be so cute?
>tfw no Lucario bf to make sweets with
Don't forget to wash the dog.
>he
>>26637233
>tfw you will never take a warm bath with your lucario waifu
>>26637233
How come a rubber lapras for bath is not an actual thing?
Best couple right here.
Ya know, Lucario's my favorite pokemon, but for fucks sake I hate these faggot threads.
I really can't tell if it's actually furfaggotry unironically making these threads and posts, or a roundabout counter-ruse to bash lucario by association with faggotry. I literally cant tell who's trolling who.
>>26624802
>/hypno/ has taken him
>>26638567
On paper these threads really irritate me.
But the whole Phox Phriday and threads like these when posted, always feel oddly comfy for me.
>>26638634
I feel the same way, anon. Don't worry.
>>26638634
For me it's the opposite. I don't have a problem with the concept of occasional dedicated threads for certain Pokemon if they're popular enough, but they inevitably descend into furshit/autism
That, and people have been pushing a bit too much for themed days recently
>>26638842
Yeah, this.
I'm cool with dedicated pokemon threads. And of course, more popular pokemon will inevitably get more threads. Like I said, I love Lucario, it's my favorite.
Problem is, you cant go five minutes without it fagging out into furshit. Perhaps my reaction to this thread was a bit too kneejerky, the OP seemed like it could go either way.
>>26627240
sauce?is it a waifu or husbando?
>>26639111
BEST WAIFUhttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57250441
>>26625761
I imagined a person shitting a Lucario.
Hilarious in my mind but disgusting to tell.
>>26640516
so, got another source that's not Pixiv?
>>26644376
>He is still popular after all these years
How?
>>26645638
Shilling for years doesn't go away fast, even pikachu is still popular
>>26645653
Pikachu is the mascot of the franchise
>>26645683
And that's the only reason why it's popular, who the hell actually likes it?
>>26638615
Oh shit, I have forgot that comedy gold.
>>26645857
what
>>26646544
Aura time
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>>26644376
Can I get a link to that poll?
>>26646166
>he wasn't here during the /hypno/ civil war
Requesting that mega lucario + mega mewtwo hot pic
>>26647535
>>>/soc/
>>>/ghost/
>>>/erp/
>>26640516
Unf
>She was voted out of Waifu Wars.
>>26648277
>she
>waifu
Good
>>26648277
Not unexpected in the slightest
its a least popularity contest so in realitytubbishwon
>>26638615
>>26645857
>the website they moved on to is still up
kind of surprised, really
>>26648589
holy shit
>>26638615
>>26645857
>>26647323
>>26648589
As someone who only saw that stuff happening on /vp/ about a year (or maybe two now?) ago, what happened to them?
I thought it were just a bunch of people joking around, you aren't saying they really hypnotized themselves that much, did they?
>>26649374
That's exactly what we're saying.http://www.pokehypno.club/
>>26649374
They do, it's some heavy psychology shit.
>>26649347
>tumblr universe
You have to go back.
>>26649374
>that first autist and his dumbshit post
Ive seen a lot of autism, but that was something else
>>26649515
at least there off being faggots somewhere else
>>26649347
>ruining a perfectly good aura dogg thread with that pic
>>26649592
this
>top 15
Lmao fad
>>26649374
I tried the hypnosis. Not 100% successful but after a while I got waking dream type hallucinations where it felt pretty damn real.
>>26624802
Summer.
i heard you enjoy this shit
>>26649822
more trash for all y'all
>>26649792
That was the interesting thing about those /hypno/ threads; the whole self-triggered sleep paralysis thing.
>>26649641
>>26649592
Hi newfriends, welcome to 4chan
We have these things called "reaction images" here
Your thin-skin ruins the boards and your kind of triggered attitude directly lead to the creation of /mlp/
If you find yourself unhappy with the state or fact of reaction images, you might be suited to a more text-based forum like reddit
Have a nice day
i want lucario to impregnate my ass
Less talk, more dogs!
>>26649863
cute
>>26649852
>>26649951
a personal favorite
>>26649857
Sleep paralysis, that was the term I was thinking of. Not always total paralysis though, sometimes I could make the lucario form move but it was limited.
>>26649962
last one for now
>>26649374
Last time I knew of them they went to /d/. I would not be surprised if they went to /trash/ when it was created. After all, Tulpa threads are pretty common there.
About that, anybody remembers the Lucario tulpa guy? Did he need to create a Jackie Chan tulpa yet?
I want to fug my Lucario but i'm afraid to tell her. What do?
>>26650461
What was the feeling like for you? Did you have much motion control?
After a few half-successful attempts I actually got most of the feeling of my real body being gone while in the trance. Even felt like I was shrinking when I was being compacted into the shorter lucario form.
I've collapsed on a couch in the university library half awake.
Yeah, still got derg in me
There is still dog.
>>26653403
Why isn't it using a pillow?
>>26653559
I'm sure its ears make greaterogenous zonespillows.
>>26649811
Winter.
>you now have a small lucario
wat do?
I want Lucario to sit on my face.
>>26653572
question.... does Ash actually own this Lucario?
>>26656567
No, he's never had one.
>>26657043
Which is weird, given how much Lucario was hyped and forced
>>26657043
releasing dragons, not letting Gible evolve, what good Pokemon does this guy even have?
>>26648277
He makes a better husbando anyway.
>>26654840
>keep him in a small cage
>take him out regularly for controlled physical abuse
>this is his life now
>>26654840How small we talking?
>>26659891
However small you want anon.
I'd want him pretty tiny, an inch or so high. Maybe a little less.
I want tobe shouted at by my Lucario who is training my ass into shape, no pain no gains
>>26660196Having a degenerate fetish is suffering
>>26660355
The suffering is knowing it will never happen.
>>26660196And what if the tables were turned?
Can't you guys just try not to go full degenerate every single thread?
>>26661305
Pray for kindness.
>>26661305
>>26661650
I love this pokemon, but hate this autism that surrounds him.
>>26661305That would be pretty based too. Damn, at that size even his toes would be bigger than me.
hey guys
>>26661759
if something is liked enough, autism is bound to follow
Why is lucario so appealing?
>>26627072
Goddamn there is nothing in this world I hate more than Lucario fags. They're either edgelord furriesSee proud of its poweror someone pretending to be almost diaperfag level of cutsy aura dog lover.
I even prefer Gardevoir fags
>>26658519
Goo- Wait a minute...
>>26662091
fucke off
>>26661759
>>26662125
>if something is liked enough, autism is bound to follow
You mean something where the face is too furry like? Eugh.
Its fine, just try to not let the furfags ruin it too much.
>>26663127
>posts lucario with tits
>complains about furries modifying designs
>>26663161
>only notice now it has tits
Fuck.
>>26663453
The hell are you doing, man?
>>26661899
You would be a small guy for him.
>>26640516
Aren't Lucario's paws adorable?
>>26624802
Friendly reminder.
>>26668595
female has a non-zero percentage
it does not matter
>>26668595
>implying random chance means a damn thing
a waifu is a waifu
when there's a wafiu that has a 0% chance to be a female, then you win
>>26668595
what of it?
>>26668595
Not a problem, male lucarios are the best ones.
>>26670022
You are right on that one.
>tfw megacario doesn't get enough love
>This thread is still up
Why?
>>26674270
I don't know either, despite most people having some terrible fucking artstyle taste in this thread.
>>26674691
>>26674270
Lucario fans are very persistent, you see.
Supreme fighting type.
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>>26657043
holy shit this kid is seriously retarded isn't he?
All smiles !
