LAST TIME
>the adventure began
>tepig became our starter, and we began filling our party
>after the daily adventure ended, however, quints were achieved
>looks like we're naming all our pokemonafter our next catchafter bernie sanders...
what's going on?
>I'm playing through pokemon black 2, taking instructions from you, /vp/
>you decide whom I catch, who goes in my party, what I name pokemon, etc.
>all decisions will be decided by GETs
>additionally, any GET can be overridden by a repeating digit of increasing numbers(dubs will override a normal GET, trips override dubs, etc)
>dubs can force temporary rule changes, within reason
>trips can force single pokemon releases
>quads can force permanent rule changes, within reason
>we don't talk about quints, except to say that quints can only force rule changes once(a previous GET forced the release of all pokemon save 1 from the party and the PC, and caused me to catch a full new party from every route)
>only 1 pokemon caught per route, barring higher GETs
>only 1 decision per single GET(if I roll for a mon, you can't also name it unless you get Dubs)
>invalid GETs will be discarded
>all legendaries must be caught and boxed, and cannot be used or released
and, as per a quints get...
>all caught pokemon must be called "Bernie Sanders" or some variation, rhyme, or play on the name.
current party
lets go
I sure am unlucky to have run into someone as strong as this loser!
>>26604552
Come on give Sans a good Pokemon (Dunsparce)
>I'm part of a terrorist organization!
>you caught me trying to steal a pokemon!
>take this item!
>>26604753
Remember next mon is an audino named ness
>>26604753
If dubs, give Purrloin Frustration
>>26604765
dubs gets don't translate to the next thread.
>>26604578
>>26604753
Did you never head to the virbank complex?
South end of virbank, there's mons there
"Strong"
>>26604789
I haven't even gotten to virbank yet.
next mon:
Male
Reggie
>>26604866
Oh fucking shit i'm retarded, i thought that grunt screenshot was from the second run in with plasma
...oh hell.
oh what the HELL?
I thought I was done with the tard duo.
alright, who's leading in the gym?
>>26604928
Good ol' GobbleCock. Seems like he needs a level.
>>26604928
2,3,4
forgot to say
>>26604928
Georgina
Go to town with bug bite
>>26604928
MuckFe
>>26604951
Misty
>>26604928
GobbleCock needs love
christ, what a shitmon.
>>26604948
Reroll
>>26604993
When Misty dies send in >>26604993
SHIIIIIIIIIIT
fuck cheren.
>>26605086
Oh don't worry this is defiantly the last time you'll see him
>>26605099
your sarcasm is palpable.
>>26605099
Oh shit dubs. Uhh catch a venipede
>misty actually pulled off the sweep
holy shit
>misty CANT EVEN LEARN work up
christ.
>>26605144
I mean it's not like cats work in the first place
https://youtu.be/wXcdYBh3hgg?t=52s
>>26605173
Just power through the first part OP, once you get to the second gym they'll smother you much less.
WHY
WHYYYYYYYY
>speaking on the phone to people right in front of me
we MGS2 now
>>26605236
Her eyes say "What sort of fuckwits have I let myself get involved with?"
I wonder if it's proud of its power.
>>26605236
Now you can talk to them whenever you want!
>>26605299
>>26605236
I always forget how crazy Roas's hair is.....
>>26605296
Only one way to find out.
CATCH IT.
Trips says you must release a pokemon after the next Gym.
>>26605332
Wew lad
>>26605110
Does this count OP?
kill purloin
>>26605481
Release everyone but Purloin
>>26605515
Reroll
NEW AREA
what are we catching?
4,6,8
Purrloin is permanent and cant evolve
Catch a riolu that's Proud of Its power.
>>26605544
magnemite
>>26605544
Magby
>>26605544
Magnemite
>>26605554
no riolu in this area. get discarded
>>26605544
growlithe
>>26605554
thats not in this area so this >>26605564
>>26605572
Patrat
>>26605554
fuck off, your fursona ain't happening
>>26605577
dubs gets it!
>>26605577
dubs and get so i guess magnemite
>>26605584
why so aggressive? he just wanted a riolu who knows its power
A reminder for those who may have missed it and didn't see it in the OP...
>>26600000
>>26605606
Get ready for /pol/ shitstorming
Game Theory: Sans is Magnemite from Pokemon?!
>>26605606
Aw. I wanted to call it Shock&Awe!
>>26605647
Satan trips means you must release a pokemon after the next gym.
>>26604552
>>we don't talk about quints, except to say that quints can only force rule changes once
Hey what does this mean
>>26605693
in a previous run, I had to release every single pokemon in my party or in my PC, so I had to catch a full new party. so now, I'm saying that in case people try the same shit twice in a run
>>26605693
It's so rare what the point of a rule
And here is SANS
>>26605715
Dude we already had quints for this playthrough. It's not fair to make horrible rulings multiple times, be fair to OP.
>>26605781
I don't mind multiple quints, it's the horrible quints repeated, like the Culling.
>>26605743
>quiet
catch one with modest
taking a short break
>>26605800
dubs confirm
break it is
If dubs release tepig
>>26606180
Reroll
>>26605743
Good
>>26606199
>not reading the OP
>>26606214
I see we have our team's main character.
I can just imagine him making snide remarks about OP's actions during the playthrough.
>>26606253
don't forget about the puns
>>26606253
Misty is still going to be like Ash's Pikachu.
Sitting on your shoulder while traveling
Never evolving
>>26606289
are you expecting me to constantly make puns?
what are you, nuts?
>>26606289
there's gonna be enough bernie sanders puns to go around anyway
>>26606300
OP ain't got time for puns
>>26606300
No this is patrick
We get another capture inside the complex, right?
>>26606304
I was just saying, sans makes a lot of puns
>>26606306
but anon I though that was a pun.
>>26606328
We better steel ourselves for the barrage of puns so.
>>26606306
shocking, isn't it?
>>26606335
it magnemite have been.
>>26606300
that pun wasGhastly, OP.
>>26606321
why would there be
>>26606354
Oh no......
>>26606362
Sometimes people count inner and outer Virbank Complex as separate areas because of the different catch lists.
>>26606361
.....wait a fucking second.
Carlos the shirt kid in the blue sweatshirt with awful puns....
IS HE SANS?
OP please stop
>>26606354
>>26606387
No he'sLucas
>>26606388
Maybe he magnemite, maybe he magnemite not.
>>26606404
Did you mean:
'Mite be, 'Mite not be.
and so begins the punniest playthrough on /vp/
>>26606388
what, you want this thread to remain Sans puns?
>>26606445
I can't see the attraction of it myself.
>>26606445
yup, we /puns/ now
>>26606453
You never know, anon. Opposites attract.
>>26606453
it is pretty polarizing
>>26606445
Yep, we're screwed.
>>26606464
It'll be a 'Ton of fun.
>>26606463
aargh
>>26606464
before it's too late, you guys need to bolt.
>>26606475
Bolt as in lightning bolt or bolt as in a type of screw?
You clever clever son of a bitch.
>>26606505
He's in the 'zone now.
>>26606475
oooOOOOOHHHHH
>>26606505
I have a TON of fun making puns.
looks like MuckFe's feeling a lot less sheepish about getting used now.
>>26606553
ChresusJist
>>26606553
what an abaaminable pun
Speaking about sans.
https://soundcloud.com/orangezappergun/sanz
>>26606593
for some reason this doesn't sound that bad
>>26606593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6334tJn43s
>>26606718
woah.
that works so well.
>>26606718
Sans isNKCyborg
>>26606766
Team update?
Trips means you must keep Misty on the team permanently.
man, gobblecock is on FIRE
another one
https://soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/emotions-and-dreams
>>26606855
Homika when
status update. time for the *koff* second gym!
im going to bed soon but before i do
heres your second
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>>2660000
dont you even think about submitting non-Bernie related names because they'll be
DISCARDED
alright, who's leading the team?
1,3,5
>>26607144
SANS
>>26607144
sans
remember OP magneton evolves in chargestone cave in this game
>>26607163
Sans it is.
hope he has the guts for it.
>>26607187
Neither Robots nor Skeletons don't have guts
>>26607202
SKULL JOKE!
>>26607202
So they do have guts ?? :3
she's a qt. time to rock her.
>>26607256
Take her to the bone 'zone.
>>26607256
I spit hot venom when I rock the mic
I shock the crowd with my supersonic flow
do I get to bone her?
>>26607305
scissors.jpg
Trips to releaseno-one
you gotta be kidding me. I can't continue until I save, and the game won't fucking let me save.
WELP, guess I have to restart the game.
STELLAR game design, gamefreak.
>>26607530
D: don't let it end like this
>>26607585
can't you just delete the other file that's in the save folder?
>>26607530
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4
>>26607617
nope. soon as I open the game again the savestate replaces it.
I might as well stream my powering through.
.tv/tomo_023
>>26607726
quads says you must switch everyone's names around, including protag/rival/pokemon in a roulette way. (sans stays the same)
>>26607824
>mfw OP is hot
>>26607918
oh stop, you're making me blush.
Just to recap for you:
Tepig / GobbleCock / starter
Misty / Purrloin / first route
Georgia / Sewaddle / second route
MuckFe / Mareep / floccesy ranch
Sans / Magnemite / virbank complex
>>26608025
thanks mate
>>26607964
holy shit anon you actually look normal, colour me surprised that someone on 4chan looks normal
status update:
Gobblecock, Misty, and Georgia have rejoined the party, and I'm currently boosting Georgia to catch up.
Dunsparce is on the team forever.
Name it Snakey Sanders.
MuckFe finally rejoins the party after half an hour of searching
You should consider Pokemon that faint dead and release them ASAP
>>26609639
Fuck off
This is not a Nuzlocke challenge you fuck
>>26609654
attempted rule change:
all pokemon have 3 lives
there
>>26609654
>This is not a Nuzlocke challenge you fuck
And that's exactly what's wrong with this challenge.
>>26609700
Or just make it one life like normal people do.
>>26609654
Rolling for nuzlocke just to piss this faggot
>>26609774
making it a nuzlocke entirely defeats the purpose of doing these threads.
>>26609793
We get to decide what you catch but your Pokemon die if they faint.
UPDATE!
Sans rejoins the party!
>>26609815
Fuck off faggot
>>26609900
Good OP.
close to quads
If quads your pokemon can't learn any new moves. Excluding HMs
>evolving your Pokémon
Cute but don't ever do it again.
Quads get
if quads, draw current team
>>26609995
>>26610001
you tried.
>>26610001
Off by one.
>26610001
Off by one
>>26610011
I'll be back in 1100 posts, with quints.
>>26610038
Fuck off Ash why don't you go Synchro evolve your frog and fight a mega charizard
>>26610001
FUCK OFF ASH
>>26610001
W E W
E
W
we need to focus our quints on getting rid of the burnie rule
>>26610116
This
Replace it with Trump
>>26610116
needs to be 6's
>>26610116
But didn't they say we needed to go even further beyond quints to override a quint rule?
>>26610116
Replace it with Satan
Made this for you OP
>>26610149
We can do it senpai
>>26610279
Even though magnemite is sans, i feel like it would be more fitting with mareep, considering how long it took
and we are finally caught up!
REMOVE SANS
we team plasma now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB87TndHlFg
>>26610852
love the music
I wonder how doing the gamecube games would work in this format. Would we roll to decide what he uses after he catches it?
>>26610572
So you want this to besans Sans
>>26610872
they're hard enough without challenges added to them.
If quints, artwork of all pokemon, caught and evolved, but they must have Rosa's donut hair. OP can decide anything else about the pics.
if quints release all your pokemon except georgia
>>26606361
OH ARCEUS, WHAT IF CARLOS DIED AND HE'S NOW SANS?!
>>26611135
Mattpat get off 4chan
>>26611135
>oh arceus
stop that.
>>26611151
Who's Mattpat?
>>26611180
a moron.
>>26611203
Never heard of him before.
>>26611215
good.
>>26610958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdaduOiiR10
>>26611215
he's the guy that does 'game theory'
ie. 'that guy' makes up a bunch of absolute bullshit, cherry picks facts, then defends himself from criticism with 'but HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY...A GAME THEORY.'
>>26611180
MatPat is the God of /v/.
His 3 digit IQ already dwarfs the majority of the board's population's.
>>26611232
Oh god I know who that is. Fuck that noise.
I thought I was just making a joke, wasn't a theory.
>>26611249
he recently-ish made a video claiming that sans is ness from earthbound.
It's been a while since OP updated us on the game
>>26611262
was eating and doing small shit
it's time for a new area!
what are we catching?
1,2,4
grimer
rattata
>>26611391
zubat
>>26611399
alright, we caught bernie sanders.
what's her name?
3,6,7
>>26611460
Socialist
BS
>>26611460
Judai
/pol/
>>26611466
>>26611466
invalid get, discarded.
>>26611460
Gumby
>>26611460
Jai
reminder that going forward, ALL pokemon names must be related to BERNIE, SANDERS, or plays on either of those.
>>26611545
What a great name for grimer because this Bernie thing is BS
>>26611608
>>26611545
This Bernie thing is bumming me out
>>26611633
When can't even break this curse until someone gets sexes
>>26611658
we need someone like N to do that.
>>26611671
not even I could do it , i am sorry
last GET set for the night.
what are we catching here?
1,9,0
>>26611706
Drilbur
>>26611706
rogenrolla
drillbur
>>26611713
reroll
woobat
all because some cuck from /pol/ decided to inject his politics into a thread
fucking /pol/lution
>>26611706
onix
>>26611722
and drillbur steals the GET.
>>26611737
I don't think it was from /pol/. If it was from /pol/ they would do Trump over Bernie
>>26611751
he tried trump first
I don't really have a problem with the naming convention. it was a fair quints.then again, I'm not american.
Finnaly finished.
Sorry it's sloppy, can't draw with a mouse well.
>>26611874
I feel like everyone is just bummed they can't name pokemon that doesn't involve Bernie Sanders.
>>26611874
Being forced to name everything after bernie is just really fucking boring
and found it.
what's his name?
4,5,7
Drilburnie
>>26612008
Ernie
>>26612008
Sandy
>>26612008
Free College
>>26612008
Bernsies
>>26612011
dubs gets it.
as we've now got a full party, is he replacing anyone?
1,2,3
>>26612008
Bernout
>>26612011
this
>>26612026
reroll
