What's this fucker saying?
>>26584394
>Be gentle with my goods, OK?
>>26584394
>>26584401
Is it wrong that this arouses me?
>>26584394
Obligatory
>>26584476
hello summer
>>26584394
>>26584394
It was funnier in my head
>>26584538
What the fuck man.
>>26584394
Just look on the official site Anon-kun~
>>26584549
not bad
best new meme commin through
>>26584538
I know that feel bro.
>>26584549
I'll give you points for it.
It's not a 10/10, but it's a solid 7. It got a sincere smirk.
>>26584604
Isn't this from Homestuck? Or is it GLaDOS? Or for that matter, Marvin of Hitchiker's Guide?
I know I recognize it. I was thinking it was part of karkat's "hate a hole through reality itself" speech, but now I'm not so sure.
>>26584784
its glados yeah
>>26584800
>>26584784
wrong wrong wrong
it's from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
>>26584784
>Homestuck
It's from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream you fucking child
>>26584817
hey man its pretty obscure. he said he knew it from something but couldnt remember. karkat does say some similar monologues. dont get your panties in a twist
I fully expect this for like using the bike indoors and stuff.
>>26584699
>nice to meet you, roto-tom
>together we will have much fun
for those who don't speak spaghetti runes.
>>26584814
>"Is this from Homestuck?"
I can hear Harlan Ellison rolling in his grave
>>26584609
if there were a tm or tutor it could.
it doesn't get it by level up, and can't breed. but if you can teach it how, it'll know it, no hold barred.
>you all know there is a chance no matter how small
>>26584817
it was the extended hypothetical illustration and the fact it mentions hating humans that through me in the wrong direction.
>>26584838
>>26584905
Jesus fuck, I have been reading HS since 2010 and your retardation made me wants to kill myself from cringe. RTFC
All right, last one.
>>26584912
Oh, forgot about translation, so there it is "Sending gardevoir porn to all electronic devices in world"
>>26584936
how bout that ending, huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UE81f0KbK0
>>26584735
Underrated
>>26585040
pffft. this is underrated >>26584912
>>26585081
>Publishing his own pic to inflate his ego
Nice try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc03tXikfJs
>>26584394
>>26584394
>>26585185
with a voice like navi in zelda ocarina of time
>>26584394
>>26584394
C'mon, trainer, relax!
>>26585396
Get that poor little rotom out of that putrid device immediately.
>>26585396
>missingno eyes
oh shet
>>26584394
>NO REFUNDS
>>26584930
Ah shit, you got me!
>>26585099
we get a minimap/gps now?
>>26584609
let's see if he comes
>>26584394
I'm away from my computer. Someone please make one that says "You wouldn't download a car."
>>26585494
I know which thread hes in now, want me to bait him in/ Or just let it happen naturally?
Good night
>>26585521
Let's just see what happens if he wanders in. This is a nice thread, I don't think we should ruin it intentionally.
I spent so long dealing with a shitty app because I can't get access to my computer to make a joke that no one on /vp/ will probably get
Worth it
>>26585533
fair enough.
besides, he might have left that one after it devolved further from pokedex bait to chainletter responses.
Speaking of which, excuse me for asking but I've been gone for a bit and aren't yet quite hip to the latest memes: Is chainletters the new garyposting or was that an actual summer-related travesty? Cause a single bazinga mom-based deaththreat just garnered 120 replies, and that seems really, really high compared to the old "you have been visited by X, good luck will come to you but only if you post X" Like, not even showderp gets those kinds of numbers.
If it was being used specifically to kill the thread by shitposting in silly, semi-entertaining ways though, like a gary or a spiderman, then that would make more sense.
>>26585529
Best one.
>>26584875
Harlan Ellison isn't dead, dummy.
relevant in today's political society
>>26585721
>>26585773
Haha.
>>26585773
there is however 0.5 of an A button press-and-release.
>>26584879
it cant learn draco meteor and the starter-tutor moves
>>26584784
>Is this from Homestuck?
This might be bait, but sweet weeping Jesus on the cross anon. How old are you? If you're familiar with Hitchhiker's Guide through something other than the movie, surely you must know this isn't from god damn Homestuck?
>>26584394
>>26585927
>That feeling when someone only knows the references made to something, not the original.
Getting old sucks.
>>26585927
it's not bait, you're just an asshole. It was stated they didn't couldn't recall where they remembered it from. they were merely listing off things they thought it might have been from. if you yourself know anything about homestuck, or not really, you'd know it's really long, has a lot of text, and a lot of references. also, karkat does very angry monologues of a very similar tone quite often. glados from portal also says very similar things, and the robot from hitchhikers guide too. i understand why those things were their first guesses. I have no mouth and i must scream is barely even something any of us have played or experienced more than just watched youtube videos of. dont even try to be that fucking elitist about this.
>>26586082
nice blog post
>>26585197
>Master
I wouldn't mind having a reminder like that if it keeps calling me with that name. It isn't called pokemon S&M for no reason.
>>26584699
Build a fucking wall!
>>26584394
>>26586768
Fucking kek.
>>26586768
>rotem
>>26586805
Get on skype
>>26586888
Infinite trips of truth
>>26586888
>not "Something happened :("
>>26584394
>>26584394
>>26584513
i genuinely thought it was an ok joke
not great, but not summerfag-level
>>26587018
i can't let you do that*
be precise if you want to be this guy
>>26587092
fug.
I just wake up 20 minutes ago. give me a break
>>26587018
>>26587110
>not centering the eye in the middle of the screen
Drink some coffee then get back to work.
>>26584538
>>26584628
>>26584764
Are you anons serious?
That's shit I said in middle school
>>26587018
I don't get this reference
>>26587296
>they're not in middle school
>>26587985
How old are you?
>>26587985
Google "Loss Buckley" you fucking newfag.
>>26584394
>Mew cannot learn Crabhammer. Fuck off, Richard.
>>26585533
>have the oportunity to ruin a thread
>dont take the chance
Its like you dont belong here budy
>>26587296
it an honor to meet you, oreimo baby
>>26585396
Somebody help him!
>>26586119
FUCKING ROASTED HOLY SHIT NICE ONE DUDE
>>26587121
I'm back from coffee
>>26588674
Alt version
>>26585580
i get it bro
>>26587027
kek
>>26585773
TJ """""Henry""""" Rotom
>>26586082
Hi summer
>>26586148
These are fi quotes from skyward sword. Trust me, it's not as good as it seems
>>26584521
Protip: You can't
>>26584699
Is this legit?
>>26586407
wrong languageand even if was in spanish, surely would be in spaniard variant
>>26586768
Is Rotom free software?
>>26588030
>>26584394
OP is a faggot
>>26589497
saved
>>26585580
Fuck off Scaruffi
>>26585580
I get it.I don't agree though.
>>26585773
>>26585721
Fuck off """"""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""
>>26589497
wtf man thats my actual name and i saw this pic first O_O
gonna beat up some rotoms i guess
>>26586935
DON'T YOU LIKE POKEDEXS?
>>26589772
You could at least try to hide the fact that you're from reddit.
>>26589784
Fucking saved.
>>26584757
Is the incorrectly spelled word supposed to make this "funnier" or are you a giant faggot?
Legit question.
>>26589795
whats wrong with reddit? :/
>>26590304
>Not using the dog
>>26590304
alternate version
>>26590430
Fuck that stupid fucking paperclip
>>26584394
>>26590462I loved that paperclip as a kid.
>>26584549
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT COMPUTAHS... OTHER.. OTHER THAN THE ONE MAH MOM GOT ME SHE PUT A COUPLE GAMES ON THERE AN I PLAY'EM
>>26584549
Fuck. Now I need to watch all those again.
Guys, why is mine being really slow? And I've lost all my Pokedex entries?
>>26584394
>>26584394
Here's some sound advice for you.
>>26590696
Kek
>>26593725
Remember to delete your save file and start over for another chance to catch Mewtwo!
>>26584394
>>26584469
Saved
>>26584784
but the real question is...is it homestuck?
>>26587060
It is though.
>>26595102
What do you see
>>26584513
Navy seal pasta has been obligatory for every fill-in-the-text-box thread for a fucking decade. The only thing I hate about summer on 4chan is how retards constantly blame summerfags for stuff. This place is just as shitty the rest of the year.
>>26591045
>>26591018
Well these both can be connected into one story
>>26590772
The ball is better
