>choosing the female character when you're a male IRL
Because we want to but can't be girls irl
>>26541054
>Choosing a 10 year old character when you're not a 10 year old in IRL.
>choose the male character
>you get to see his qt ass at all times
I don't see the problem.
>choosing the skinny young boy protag when you're an obese neck beard
>>26541054
>i already played the boy the last time
>the boy gets less customization options
>the boy's hair does not swish-swish when he walks around
>>26541054
>self inserting
Autismo.
>>26541186
False equivalency.
Both characters are 10, so there is no choice in the matter. With the gender, there is a choice.
>male playing female toon
>>26541211
Its a video game about cartoon animals with superpowers its all fucking fake anyway.
You sound like a 9 year old boy who thinks girls have kooties.
>>26541054
>Choosing the male character when you're female IRL.
>>26541210
>not self inserting
i bet you think customization should stay removed too
>>26541212
>toon
>he doesn't want to be a cute girl
>>26541054
>Choosing to stare at man ass instead of a qt girl for the next 50 hours of your life.
>>26541054
If I'm gonna be staring at a backside the whole game it might as well be the female's
>>26541054
Girls are cuter than boys.
>>26541267
>>26541273
I fucking love this exucse.
>"I-I-I choose the female to look at ass! I'm actually a-a-lpha!!!"
Not to mention the girl in said game is 10, and most functional people aren't pedos.
>>26541292
>Girls are cuter than boys.
ITT: autism and regressed homosexuality
betcha that these guys also support Drumpf and roleplay on /a/
>>26541054
Pick male most of the time exept for
>dawn instead of lucas in pearl because I dont like how he looks, pick him in platinum
>brendan in ruby, may in emerald for the same reasons
Hated both bw2 trainers so I picked the boy
>>26541325
>>26541295
>
They're just video game characters, calm down
>>26541054
but the female looks better everytime expect in ruby
>>26541338
Stay mad, stormfaggot, I bet you're on welfare but still vote Republican. So cute.....
>>26541320
But it's true, you contrarian faggot.
>>26541186
>pokemon trainers are 10
Ashnime fags are retarded.
>>26541267
>>26541273
>not choosing the boy for the sexual thrill of conquest and superiority whenever you crush your female rival
>>26541325
Please, go back to TUMBLR
>>26541295
>le 10 yo meme
>>>/t/umblr
>>26541367
I don't even like Trump at all, but Drumpf is a stupid "insult".
>>26541054
Maybe, just maybe, when Gamefreak designs a male character that doesn't look like a retard, I might play as him.
Red and Gold were the only ones that look like they can put on their own pants in the morning.
>>26541054
All the robots chose to play as a girl because the lack of female attention gets to them and if they play as a girl it feels as if they have a female friend.
>>26541397
What did you expect from braindead shillaryfags?
>>26541389
>Not choosing the girl for the sexual thrill of conquest and superiority whenever your female rival crushes your male self-insert.
>>26541367
>mfw I have a job and I'm not even a yankee-doodle
>>26541267
>>26541273
You know you can choose the girl without this retarded excuse being the made up reason.
I choose the girls because they're better designed. (Outside Ethan and Brendan)
This excuse just makes you sound like a massive beta
>>26541433
wouldn't that be subjugation and inferiority?
>>26541454
See why we like trump? We're trying to drive people like that to suicide or out of the country.
>>26541295
>Not to mention the girl in said game is 10
You do understand that the protagonists have actually been aging as the series goes on right and that this has been officially confirmed right? They haven't been 10 for years Anon. Hell the X and Y protagonists have been confirmed to be in their late teens, presumably around 16.
>>26541454
>>26541537
OK conservativashit Drumpfag, no need to be a samefag to proliferate your retardation. Nobody here wants to talk about politics so take your small penis compensation to /pol/
>>26541054
because im not a self injecting roleplay faggot
>>26541577
It's okay, /lit/, I understand that you struggle to comprehend that people have differing ideas to yours.
>inb4 photoshop MSPaint or any other image editing software
>>26541620
Nah, look at Drumpf and his attacks on the media. Not all views deserve to be heard or a knowledged, especially Republican ones, sorry!
>>26541522
Not unless the focus is less the guy loosing and more the girl winning.
Maybe. I guess. IDK, anon.
>>26541639
>All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
I know exactly what's going through your mind. I was like you once, I hated my kinsmen and wished destruction upon my homeland in favour of Sodom and Gomorrah because I wanted to be like my friends, but then I was guided by the light and my eyes were opened and I rejected the evil thoughts that had been planted in my mind.
We can help you, you're not alone.
The male characters have been massive dweebs since HGSS
Can't choose one since I am not a dweeb IRL
>>26541054
>pick a boy and you're self inserting
>pick a girl and you're a greasy pervert
Thanks anon
>>26541338
>look i made a ms paint strawman and put xD haha look at how i'm totally not mad
trump chumps are literally incapable of handling any banter
>>26541756
Oh don't worry I have MSPaint comics for anything.
A thread about gay feelings turned in /pol/. Nice job /vp/.
>>26541054
I always choose the guy. I even restarted my very first X game when I gota female chespin
>>26541054
>pick boy
>none of their hairstyles match mine
>pick girl
>even more fashion is available to suit my taste
I just want to be fashionable and fabulous. Is that so wrong?
>>26541818
you can blame >>26541325 for bringing off topic political bullshit here and baiting for responses
>>26541186
>Gen V onwards MCs
>10 years old
you're a fucking moron m8
>>26541054
>not wanting to become a 10 year old girl
Shit taste, anon.
>>26541054
>choosing pokemon trainer character when you're cashier IRL.
>>26541549
Emma says she's 16 and looks younger than the MCs
Serena and Calem are easily 16-18
Does it really matter? Only autists care whether you play as a boy or girl. Boys have picked the girl MC because they think she's cute, girls have picked the boy MC because they think he's cute.
>>26541818
It's /pol/'s fault.
For whatever reason /pol/ invaded a while back to try and get us to hate spicks and adore Trump. Some of them are still here dicking with us.
I don't really understand why they're doing it when this board is literally confirmed for underage.
>>26541054
The penis is just a body part. What's important is your personal gender, not your natural gender.
>>26541908
So I am a biological man, but I would describe me as female.
>>26541908
>>26541925
I understand why /pol/ was here now.
>>26541908
DELETE THIS
>all these people from r/Pokemon getting mad at /pol/ users expressing non-leftist views
lel
>>26541908
>not differentiating between sex and gender
You're not even libbing properly.
>there are faggots who played as May in ORAS
>they will never get to experience May's delicious post-defeat animation
>>26541839
Actually it was the Drumpf and Republican trolls
Teabillies on /vp/ are the worst
>Caring about what other people choose to play as in a game based around cockfighting with super-powered animals
>>26541054
>bio male dressed as a female irl rn
Are you triggered? :^)
can we ban both bernouts and drumpfags now? they fucking destroyed my thread
>>26542429
>Unironic drumf
Back to ifunny you Normie scum
Putting all the /pol/ aside
For me it depends on which design i like better.
>>26541872
>implying they've ever been 10
Red was 11.
>>26541210
>playing an RPG
>not having fun with it
I play as whichever I feel like whenever
>>26541054
>Not picking the female character to raise her into your perfect waifu, then making love to her for hours while still being her.
>>26541244
but male is cute
>>26541054
now that both player characters are shitty looking blank slates designed to be customized you might as well pick the gender that lets you actually customize
>>26541212
>>26541253
>not self inserting
Choice of opposite sex as main character isn't entirely irrational. Who wouldn't want a hot piece of ass to stare at while trying to hatch 500 Pokémon eggs?
>>26541893
>I don't really understand why they're doing it when this board is literally confirmed for underage.
because /pol/ is underage
id SuMo lets you wear sandals as the girl then this will be the first time I pick the girl
>>26542270
bear in mind that this isn't a board dedicated to discussing politics, it's a board dedicated to discussing a children's game
>>26545617
And of course drooling over our favorite cropped pokegirl pics.
>>26541210
This tee bee h family
>>26541054
>Not picking the objectively best looking character.
>>26545601
on all accounts, kill yourself
>>26541233
I don't know about you, but I've never heard a 9 year old say "equivalency", let alone use it in a conversation.
Red-Gold-May-Dawn-Hilbert-Rosa-Serena
Best designs and even distribution of boys-girls
>>26546049
Red-Gold-Brendan(Original)-Dawn-Toss up-Rosa-Serena-May(Remake)
>>26546049
Red-Gold-Brendan-Leaf(Remake)-Dawn-Gold(Remake)-Hilda-Rosa-Calem-May(Remake)
>>26541267
>Not being able to play a game without popping a boner
get help
>implying im not a degenerate that identifies as a little girl
>>26542952
toontown was the shit
>>26546002
Why anon? :^)
>>26546305
>Not being able to look at a qt girl without popping a boner
>>26542400
I didn't really care for May's redesign, but her defeat animation was pretty good.
>This thread
I want the weebs and the literall faggots and the bernie cucks to leave.
>>26547168
Im gay :^)
>>26541210
>having fun
Autismo.
>>26541908
>>26541925
I agree with /pol/ a little more every day
>>26541054
>Using a cartoon reaction face when you're a real person.
>>26541054
i only choose the girl if the guy looks like a fag.
plus who doesnt wanna be a little girl?
>>26547415
>doesn't want to pick the guy because he looks like a fag
>picks the girl because he wants to be a little girl
If this computer had reaction faces on it I'd put the appropriate one for this situation.
>>26541054
>expecting me to play as Nate
lol no way in hell
>>26541738
It's absolutely true though. When the boy looks cool/someone I'd wanna be I pick him. If the design is something I wouldn't want to RP as I pick the girl because we all know I have porn of her.
>>26547429
Honestly though, would you rather be Nate or a qtπ pokégrill?
>>26547462
Nate.
>>26547303
underrated
>>26547478
>>26547499
>>26542400
Not just this, but I love seeing the female character actually have their own personality in the game (even though there isn't much of one). Being the MC, your character is essentially a blank slate for you to self insert into. So it's win/win picking the male.
>>26545601
>SuMo
Fuck off
>>26541054
>Playing video games with a female lead when your male
I mean come on OP its the current year
Masculinity so fragile.
>>26541210
>not self inserting
Literal autism, go play make believe somewhere else
>>26547303
This is good
The BW2 male looks dumb so I chose Rosa. It's that simple
>>26549348
self-inserting IS playing make believe tho
>>26541908
Get the fuck out
>>26541210
>game is an RPG
>game literally asks you to enter your name
>game also asks you what you look like
>autismo
>>26549928
Stay triggered
