Welcome to the most autistic circlejerk in the entire board--Welcome to Showderp! An anon claims the position of the champ and 6 other anons suggest 6 forced memes to him, and after taking 20 minutes to build the copy-paste team, he hop on a shitty Pokemon-battle simulator called Pokemon Showdown where he tries to win against underage faggots and retarded manchildren, while the pic related share their animes and cummies with each other.
>Forced Memes:
http://dogars.org/
http://fgts.jp/vp/
>Autism Draws:
http://booru.showderp.com/
>Current Champ:
!5XWansjTZY
>>26397508
tfw ur in the picture twice
tfw ur represented as the handsomest asian boi
>Won the match
>Impeached for throwing
lolwut?
le le ;))) le u want le le :)))) ;) ke ;)( ;LLl l((: ;( ; le ;)
I hereby declare that I step down from my champ dutys.
me champ or a bug
haha me
shedinja
use this:
http://dogars.org/set/356
>>26397532
hi rect
>>26397543
assault vest limber ditto
HOGE
>>26397546
this is kabutops btw
me ~~~~
swagmon
SCORP EATER (Krabby) @ Eviolite
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 220 HP / 252 Def / 36 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Scald
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Iron Defense
>>26397562
is this rhyperior
>>26397581
yes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374808607
>>26397601
>lvl 100 hoge
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374812348
assravaged by a mere hoge
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374813362
>>26397508
you're a very centralizing character in chat. people often feel obligated to comment on your obnoxiousness. regardless of positive or negative comments it provokes curiosity if you take everyone else out of context.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374816919
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374818624
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374819515
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374822002
I heard a rumor that Corrin was a friggin huge homo
>>26397854
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374825747
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374829290
ebin hoge cap
new team
BLOOD STAR
Crit Astley (Hitmontop) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Technician
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Triple Kick
- Bullet Punch
- Focus Energy
- Bulldoze
>>26398073
hitmonlee
boom boom v2.5
lady luck v2
hoopa
>>26398066
add it to showderp's booru kudasai yo
Physical Typhlosion
>>26398102
i will in a minuto
TobascoKoD: let me explain the name. the real life name is Tobias. And i like tabasco. so i put the o from Tobias in Tabasco
>>26398153
nobody cares, faggot
>>26398166
i think its rather cute
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374837074
>>26398188
i think youre rather gay
>>26398188
>>26398279
you two should totally make out
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374841023
>>26398292
but only as a joke haha
>>26398323
haha that'd be hilarious
new team
ebin cade
>>26398092
this
jirachi with sleep talk
stunfisk
qt vore snek v1.1 (Milotic) @ Binding Band
Ability: Marvel Scale
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Hypnosis
- Wrap
- Whirlpool
- Recover
(Typhlosion) @ Weakness Policy
- Thunder Punch / Wild Charge
- Quick Attack
- Flame Charge / Flare Blitz
- Earthquake / Dig
The Punisher @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Truant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Retaliate
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm
- Punishment
>>26398437
roulette rock
>>26398430
You forfeited you faggot.
cade's doge friend (Smeargle) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Lucky Chant
- Moonblast
- Thunderbolt
choice band piplup
golduck
Worry Seed Whimsicott
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374848292
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374854298
bxs200: salami I fucked your dear mother
bxs200: it was good
bxs200: we had fun
bxs200: :D
bxs200: bye
>>26398631
Yes, but what did he MEAN by this?
*brraapp*
Oh sorry
>>26398705
another epic shitpost by the folks down at imposterderp
You retards think that just because you won a fucking childrens video game youre automatically better? Youre all autistic and can go fuck yourselves
Go reply to me
>>26398887
(You)
@26398887
>Go reply to me
no
>>26398887
>>26398887
>>26398887
Once I champed on both 8derp and here at the same time, and battled myself. I never told anyone or did anything to indicate the fact.
>>26398887
is this fucking real
i want to believe that this is real
>>26398628
please tell me someone saved that replay
@nurusu because youre an autistic fucking faggot, get the fuck out.
nurusu: what do i even do thats so bad, yurishit started some vendetta against me or some shit lmao
nurusu: i need a legitimate answer plz
@nurusu nobody started something against you you're just a fucking faggot
>>26398887
lmao u mad kiddo?
>>26399030
>>26399036
>@nurusu
splatow!
>>26399022
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-374854298
me or DOGARS
also replay of the day 4chan cucked the ocho site
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-374854298
ditto called (You)
assvest special nidoking
critoris destroyer
or
shroom of balance
me or vocaloid
registeel
>>26399036
>>26399031
>>26399030
stop centralizing him (me) holy SHIT
also thanks for not answering his (my) simple question that was really epic, maybe its because you realize theres no legitimate reason outside of "he occasionally spams for 10 seconds max which hurts my feelings!"??
>>26399066
rhyperior
CB piplup
Odd: http://dogars.org/set/1433 Even: http://dogars.org/set/1212 0: http://dogars.org/set/1502
assvest rattata with only taunt
nurusu maybe if you weren't a fucking asshole and an attentionwhore on top of that maybe you wouldn't be so hated
Golduck named goldburg
>>26399078
>>26399030 is right though, you're extremely autistic and a faggot on top of that
>>26399078
it's pretty funny how fucking retarded you are in these responses though
>>26399031
>nurusu
>yurishit
>neoderp autstic drama
>>26399118
this is the summer of neoderp get OUT OLDERP OUT
>>26399078
>theres no legitimate reason outside of "he occasionally spams for 10 seconds max which hurts my feelings!"??
there's a ton of people that do the same thing (rect, roxle, elibump, spicy, etc.) and they're much more loved than you are, so that's obviously not the only reason
who is champ
>>26399108
>>26399088
>youre (opinion)
>how?
>because (opinion)
for the third time, feel FREE to pm me if youre actually that upset. stop shitposting in realderp and fuck off back to your imposter thread
>>26399130
>anybody on that list outside of roxle
>loved
All I can say is that the chat has reminded me of why the 4chan showderp chat is so shit.
woah hey what's going on
why hasnt there been a champ battle for an hour
>>26399144
>they're much more loved than you are
you missed something bub
i think that implies something, incase you're too fucking retarded to pick up on it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374878260
>>26399144
>i want different location for complaints
yes goy that makes such a difference
>>26399130
>spicy
>loved
>>26399166
go away spicey
>>26399066
new champ
>>26399159
see >>26398628
it lasted for a while because of timestall
>>26399165
yes so you stop shitposting in the bread
I think people don't like nurusu because he takes things too seriously. He seems really concerned about his image on a vietnamese cartoon children's game forum so he's going out of his way to respond to all this drama bullshit, when there are much bigger attention whores on shoedrip (Skellelington, Mr. Sableye, etc.). Also he takes the game really seriously and always trashes the opponents, which is pretty #rude desu, maybe he should relax a little. I like Nurusu though, xe's a good and epic champ
>>26399185
that's as likely as you stopping your shitposting in the battle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374879379
Cut it out with that bickering!
I hope you are all cute and cuddly! c:
And Roxle is very loved here!
dont bully spicy
>>26399217
>tickles ur tummy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374882037
im gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374884250
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374884377
real champ here
>>26399055
>breaks at turn 89
THANKS ZAREL
H
A
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K
S
Z
A
R
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L
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374884250
im really gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374887169
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374890782
>guest
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374895132
new champ after this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374895918
kill me please
bullied to death
me or
http://dogars.org/set/1504
manaphy with a choice item
if new champ
this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
if kekan
1 day in Syria (Glalie-Mega) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
snips
specs hoopa
BLOOD STAR
Literally HEALtler (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Ingrain
- Aqua Ring
- Baton Pass
Hypnotaod
my nigga ooh-ooh
>>26399841
>1 day in Syria
o i am laffin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374906212
boi you know I want that get
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374910480
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD STAR
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374912927
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374914895
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374919654
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374919955
>5 battles
>5 wins
That went miraculously great.
Its time to pass the torch. New champ.
me for a bit or dugtrio
LOW TIER GOD (Machoke) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
-Submission
-Facade
-Smack Down
-Earthquake
specs chandelure without trick, and with hp ground
Noctowl with Tinted Lens, and HP grass.
http://dogars.org/set/1504
Cofagrigus @ Colbur Berry
Ability: Mummy
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD / 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- Nasty Plot
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
important calcs below252+ Atk Life Orb Bisharp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Colbur Berry Cofagrigus: 160-188 (50 - 58.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>252+ SpA Cofagrigus Hidden Power Fighting vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Bisharp: 312-368 (115.1 - 135.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Crunch vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Colbur Berry Cofagrigus: 160-189 (50 - 59%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after sandstorm damage
>+2 252+ SpA Cofagrigus Hidden Power Fighting vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar in Sand: 312-368 (91.4 - 107.9%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO
quick feet jolteon
cottonpicker
swords dance 3 attacks garchomp
blood ernie
>>26400738
http://dogars.org:8080/
start posting in the >>NEW<< dogars plz
lazy ops keep copypasting the old one
>>26400761
it needs javascript to even show anything at all, until that's fixed the old one is miles better
even then, the new one is completely unnecessary
>>26400761
>my mom's bootstrap
>better than just plain text
>>26400774
why do you not have javascript
its "unnecessary" sure but its a lot cleaner and nicer looking
>>26400790
why the fuck would we want it "nice looking"
>>26400790
what is noscript dude haha lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374930890
>>26400790
why should I let someone I don't know to execute programs on my computer just like that? also, you really don't need javascript to make things look nice
sure the new site is white and looks all 'new' but it's not like you do anything on there other than search for the set you want, copy it and close the tab
>>26400842
fair enough
>>26400842
CS schools are teaching to how to make websites using libraries, and frameworks and shit
in this case, bootstrap
he's just doing this to practice that shit, and is either forcing it down your throat like the cuck he is, or he actually buys what schools teach without questioning the context he's applying his vacuous knowledge in
>>26400883
or it's just some guy having fun
as long as he doesn't make that design the default without making it accessible without javascript, it's fine for me
check my triple negation btw
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374935330
ANTS
first Red now Ash
top matchmaking zarel
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374939487
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374940396
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374942244
smogon fucked up
right now FUNbro isn't banned
>>26400761
This is a beta test. It's not complete and the database is not permanent. Stop spreading misinformation.
>>26400774
>>26400788
>>26400827
>>26400828
>>26400842
Understandable, I plan on having a non-Javascript version of the site eventually and I won't release the new design until I have that figured out.
>>26400883
>>26400925
I am a CS student and this is basically a pet project for me. Bootstrap, Angular, React, etc. are mostly buzzwords but in my industry it's useful for me to have experience with them since everyone and their mom is using them in a full web stack environment.
I personally like them and don't mind Javascript enhanced pages, but I can definitely see why some people don't want arbitrary code being executed by a beta cuck.
I will say that once I believe that I have the website in a "good enough state" I will release the source code via GitHub for examination. Only reason I haven't done so yet is because I prefer to host code on my own Git server.
Thank you all for the feedback.
Also,why the fuck would you care about Javascript when this is a thread dedicated to another website that is also 100% reliant on Javascript you retarded cucks?
>>26401222
the leppa berry functioning past the first consumption is what makes it banned i believe. that's what makes the big "INFINITE BATTLE ALERT" warning
>>26401241
>what is recycle?
>>26401239
Don't worry dude, they're just being whiny fucks.
>>26401249
thats what i mean, recycling the leppa berry triggers zarel
>>26401249
when using funbro itll trigger a warning thatll eventually force you to lose
>>26401259
>>26401263
wait so zarel allows you to use it, but you lose if you use it?
>>26401287
pp stalling is allowed, BUT using heal pulse so that they dont lose HP from struggle is what triggers it
>>26401312
then why desn't he just not allow Heal Pulse and Recycle on the same mon
Zarel a shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374945733
>>26401336
because there are more ways to force an endless battle than that, like using fling
the warning is triggered specifically by a pokemon not losing pp and/or hp as the turns go on
>>26401239
at least you can see what's posted here without javascript let alone third party scripts
if only joot would get rid of that google captcha
>>26401363
I will be providing a static, non-Javascript version of the site. Do not worry.
However, my point is that Showdown! 100% relies on Javascript to do ANYTHING and if you trust Guangcong "Zarel Can't Code" Luo, there isn't much reason not to trust me once the source code is made available for all of you.
>>26401388
shut up mr cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck
>>26401414
http://www.strawpoll.me/10257612
http://www.strawpoll.me/10257612
take this poll of epicness
>>26401492
who "I primarily like the opposite gender, but could see myself with the same gender" here
new champ
Champ appears to be offline
Me or any pokemon from a gen not already on the team.
Eat Shit Drop Dead (Jynx) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Sp Atk / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Ice Beam
- Psyshock
- Lovely Kiss
- Trick
Tyranitar @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Thunder Wave
- Ice Beam
- Rock Slide
Boku no Peeko (Wingull) @ Eviolite
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
- Protect
- Scald
- Roost
or
MegamanX_PVP (Pikachu) @ Eviolite
Ability: Static
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Def / 240 SpD
Impish Nature
- Wish
- Sweet Kiss
- Attract
- Last Resort
http://dogars.org/set/1358
use this
any noscope build
That is, anything with sniper, increased crit rate moves, and no Scope Lens.
blood ernie
>>26401634
Vanilluxe with Hyper Beam called Hyper Cream
taunt charge beam roost dark pulse hydreigon
run work up instead of charge beam if you want
http://www.strawpoll.me/10257679
a cool poll 4u!
>>26401642
The pika set is illegal.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374955531
>>26401724
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374958326
>>26401792
>champ lost to that
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374963448
server restart literally when
>>26401960
New AG team after this.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374964822
>>26402008
New AG team
choice band chandelure no trick
sky doge
http://dogars.org/set/1360
lum zekrom with sub
support/status mega rayquaza
cheeky rat
genesect
cock
cock
>>26402078
>>26402081
cockmind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqkMsXcHQYg
Bring that shit in! Uggh!
did you know ridaz was in a rock band
that's pretty cool bro
>>26402122
uugh
>archive is still dead
fucking hell they can't expect me to remember all these memes in my head
>>26402135
git gud noob
>>26402135
http://dogars.org/set/13794
Is this what you seek?
>not remembering your lord and savior
>>26402072
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374969735
>>26402166
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374972699
>>26402241
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374974317
>>26402241
flinch literally never
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374976335
>>26402342
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374978345
>>26402409
k one more quick AG team.
(Camerupt) @ Cameruptite
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Earth Power
- Stockpile
- Rest
DICKS
shift gear genesect
>>26402489
kyurem-w
>>26402489
double team raticate
DICKS again
>>26402489
baton pass sylveon
>>26402489
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374983540
>>26402588
>Smeargle gets vital speed boost on first turn both times it's in.
>Every spore is a three turn sleep
>>26402588
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374987799
>>26402742
Can anyone stop El Groundo?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374990222
>>26402798
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374990514
>>26402810
"Please don't point pebbles": The Team.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-374992077
>>26402864
I went for AG, I got concentrated OU.
New Champ
Me or Mega Aggron named "Who Stole the Uprock?"
go to dogars and press random three times.
make it shiny.
Gastly @ Choice Band
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Explosion
-
haunter
>>26402932
Wbat am I, fucking retarded? Me or this
papa roach