LAST TIME
>The adventure began
>After choosing Snivy as the starter(of course), we encountered N who....I guess is super special?
>Also pokemon PETA.
>We also got the first gym.
What's going on?
>I'm playing through pokemon black, taking inputs from you, /vp/.
>You'll decide whom I catch, what pokemon are in my party, what I name pokemon, etc.
RULES
>one pokemon caught per route (barring dubs gets to capture a specific mon later)
>all uniques and legendaries must be caught. Legendaries must be boxed and cannot be used or released
>All decisions will be decided via GETS, and a single GET will decide a single choice(for example, calling to catch X, but you can't also name it)
>Dubs can enact temporary rule changes(lasting the day/the thread)
>trips can force pokemon releases
>Quads can force permanent rule changes, within reason
>We don't talk about quints...except that quints changes can only happen once.
>Higher GETS can also override a lower GET(a dub can override a single GET for example)
>invalid GETs will be discarded
>>26250089
while grinding, we got some evolutions!
>>26250105
current party
new route! What are we catching?
3,5,7
>>26250343
Purrloin
>>26250569
another one?
>>26250343
pidgey clone
Lets get you a Blitzle
I think I've fought the tard squad more than normal trainers so far.
alright, what're we naming her?
4,6,8
>>26250910
Coo
>>26250956
simple, yet effective.
the flying rat joins the team!
thread themethis is one of my all-time favourite music tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLJgscPE93w
god DAMN I love this music.
reminder of just how many 'liberated' animals PETA kills because they can't take care of them.
new area!
what are we catching?
1,2,3
drilbur
>>26251544
Drilbur named Resetti
>>26251651
drillbur it is.
name?
4,5,6
>>26251798
Rec. Mole
>>26251885
Rec. Mole it is.
Unfortunately, our party is full now.
who is she replacing, if anyone?
7,8,0
Fuck Mittens
>>26252010
Good, Purrloin is fucking shit
>>26252010
>>26252046
yes it is.
here's our party for now. Time to continue to the next area!
>beating up literal toddlers for money
I thought you weren't allowed to have your own pokemon until age 10 in the pokemon world.
thats in japan, this is america!
so how do you guys feel about the new starters?
love all three, though I had to see the sea lion in action to fully appreciate it
oooooh my god, do the tard duo just follow you through the entire game?
>>26252604
All three are good, but Rowlet is the fucking best by a large margin. It's just too fucking cute.
I can't state enough how brilliant of a move it was to show extra artwork and more detailed character descriptions, they make all three of them much more real and alive and make you love them much more.
I mean, they tend to get there before you. But pretty much
>>26252701
Pretty much.
2's a bit better about it.
>>26252723
I personally feel the owl is the weakest of the trio, but it's a close margin. I fucking love the seal.
I mean come on, I really didn't need a guide to a pokemon center right in front of me. this is the third town in the game with a pokemon center.
so there are THREE rivals in this game?
who DESIGNED this kid? christ, he screams gary stu.
He's the villian/rival/faggot. I think he's alright, but just really shitty teams
nothin personnel, kid.
>>26253197
see, I don't mind how often N appears. him, I expect from a pokemon game. but when I encounter the tard duo every goddamn route and new town, AND I have to battle them over and over, it gets tedious as fuck.
cheren just dragged me forward 10 steps to show me the pokemon center, and that's IT.
so mew was the first pokemon ever (aside from arceus?)
ho-oh and lugia were the guardians of johto, and ho-oh created the legendary dogs
groudon, rayquaza, and kyogre were the creators of land, sky, and sea
dialga, palkia, and giratina were the creators of time, space, and anti-matter, with arceus being the god of pokemon
what are the legendaries of b/w's schtick?
Energy
also ideals an truth or some shit
oh neat, that's an armaldo fossil!
oh boy, the mandatory rock/ground type gym leader, right?
...right?
nah
What.
alright, who's leading?
1,5,9
Rec
>>26253578
MyMom'sDog
Show them your normal type is better than their normal types
>>26253578
Rec. Mole
>>26253578
Rec. Mole for lead 2016
>>26253689
gets gets it!
>>26253711
and DOUBLE gets seals it!
damn, herdier hits like a truck.
I'll give GF this: they're at least TRYING to be culturally accepting.
and down goes herdier thanks to the recoil as he killed Rec. Hole.
god damn am I glad I'm not doing a nuzlocke.
>tfw swept by the normal gym
It's always the normal gym too.
>>26254318
fucking hell
>>26254406
Come on kid, get back in there. Dodge and weave
>>26254406
float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
>>26254406
I was unprepared for it the first time too. Stab takedown man
>>26254494
>>26254517
>Little Mas
>>26254406
It was retaliate wasn't it.
>>26254406
>>26254494
>>26254517
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER SON? MINE'S CHOCOLATE
>>26254565
retaliate wiped out herdier, crunch everyone else.
this time he's not touching me thoughfucking hell, I tried to use x defends on Rec. Mole, and the fucking herdier got a crit.
MVP coo!
>>26254655
YEEEEEAH, COO CARRIES THE TEAM!
>>26254674
>got 2 levels off of it
MVP.
If quads Coo has to stay on team entire game
>>26254674
FUCK YEAH!
>>26254707
Coo is adorable.
bitch, you calling me basic?
a PIGEON just slapped your shit.
>>26254749
If trips, Coo cannot evolve until another trips states she is allowed to.
why do these two exist?
>>26254828
for Bianca porn
>>26254828
The power of friendship!
If trips, you solo the next Gym with your lowest level pokemon until you beat it.
>>26254828
theme of the game bro, everyone has their own ideas and does their own thing and "that's ok" but they layer it on way too thick, like every 5 minutes...
>>26254828
Still better than Tierno/Trevor/Shauna
>>26254912
Dayum those digits roll up fast. Trips for immediately grinding Mittens until it evolves.
trips for keeping coo cute
>>26254966
If trips, you must switch around everyone's name when you get to the Name Rater in Castelia
>>26254921
they're not even doing their own thing.
they're doing the exact same goddamn thing as you, and then forcing you to do THEIR things as well.
N's dialogue and design are cringeworthy, but he's, at least, a proper rival.
>>26254966I did that off-screen when boxing her.
>>26255010
N did nothing wrong.
Yeah Cheren and Bianca smother you during this game. And then, in Black 2, they haven't even spoken to each other in ages! It's like "how did you stop living in each others' pockets?!"
QUINTS ARE COMING
>>26255010
i meant like "i want to be strong" "i want to find direction" "im an eco warrior" and such, and thats all they talk about!!
i miss the days of the rival being a dick...
alright, since the outer and inner areas have different mons to catch, I'm counting them separately.
so, what are we catching here?
1,3,5
Timburr
timburr
sawk
>>26255292
this!
>>26255292
Better than timburr
>>26255292
dis
Tympole
>>26255431
and tympole steals the get.
if someone outdoes it while I hunt, of course, I'll get the replacement, but for now, looks like tympole is joining the party!
oh damn, sawk looks pretty cool.
>>26255620
catch him dammit!
mario RPG was a fun game....
what's his name?
3,4,6
Sawk BTFO
>>26255716
Pepe
Jayjay
Jetpack
>>26255716
deezlumps
>>26255716
Sanchez
>>26255716
Bert
>>26255793
Jetpack it is.I don't get it.
is Tympole replacing anyone?
1,2,5
Get rid of the monkey
>>26255862
replace Mittens with Jetpack
>>26255862
>>26255907
mittens was boxed a while ago.
fuck that monkey
>>26255907 mittens is already gone
>>26255862
Replace Boots. Now.
>>26255932
Nooo, not Boots! Not like this!
>>26255904
>>26255932
>>26255949
and boots joins the trash can.
>>26255862
Boots
alright, what's being caught inside the forest?
6,7,0
>>26256001
If trips, Boots is back on the team
>>26256056
Timburr, name it chad.
cotonee
>>26256056
Venipede.
Best buge.
>>26256056
cottonee
>>26256056
>>26256056
Pansear
>>26256087
woop
>>26255862
fuck MyMom's Dog, tympole is better
>>26256088
>>26256099
>>26256100
>3 dubs in a row
jesus christ.should I catch all of them or just go for the one that got the dubs get?
>>26256144
catch em all
>>26256144
As the one with the dubs get... why not go with whatever the NEXT dubs is to decide?
I'll go for Pansear again.
>>26256144
nice dubs yourself and for that you get all 3
>>26256144
Double 00 overules, as thats the right number ontop of the dubs
>>26256144
>dubs to ask about dubs
guess I'm catching all 3.
trips says you catch nothing
>>26256144
Dubs on dubs, go for all.
alright, what's his name?
1,4,8
>>26256330
dubs
>>26256330
buge
dubipede
>>26256366
>MORE DUBS
jesus christ.
>>26256330
HiRoller
>>26256330
Dub Bud
5,9,0
>>26256538
Keknee
>>26256538
Racism
dubnee
>>26256538
if trips you have to solo every gymleader with cottonee and it can't evolve, also name it Sleeps
>>26256538
Dubs
>>26256580
>a get without dubs
my god
If quads, you must write a sonnet about the love you feel for every new pokemon you get.
>>26256724
this but a haiku instead and must include all previously got mons and evolutions
>know no possible way to get quads anymore
>add onto it
>>26254892
>implying
I need more Bianca doujins in my life
>>26256864
people can still roll for it when quads comes around again
>>26256724
Reroll but for trips
took a while.
name?
5,6,8
>>26257146
Femsey
>>26257146
Bernie
>>26257188
MORE DUBS
jesus, I might as well just call for dubs gets.
so
do any of these dubs mons get a spot on the team?
2,3,4
No more Snivy
Bring back Mittens
Swap Munna for Pansear
cotton replaces snivy
>>26257441
this
>>26257381
Venipede. Ditch munna
>>26257521
This
Release Smugleaf
>>26257441
dis
>>26257381
remove ervine
get cogttnoe
>>26257381
Brolipede and Femsey
RIP Coo and Moomoo
>>26257604
fucking finally someone got one
>>26256724
Come on 7777.
>>26257604
and servine joins the box.roll for haiku
>>26257667
Fucking damn it. I want OP to make more works of art. Reroll.
>>26257667
Rollin'
>>26256775
this
>>26257695
Sonnets, limericks, or haikus. Reroll.
>>26256775
I would love to do this, hopefully the get happens.
>>26257687
Am I close?
>>26257720
thiss
Reveal poems.
>>26257742
It needs to happen!
After every gym battle release one Pokemon via dice roll depending on party position
>>26257742
Haikus would be fine with me. Sonnets are pretty nice though. Reroll.
>>26257742
hell yeah mother truck
>>26257779
RIP POEMS
>>26257779
you tried.
>>26257779
>two off
Motherfucker. I'll be back for 8888.
>>26257811
Dubs confirm, poems are not happening.(?)
pfft, bitch.
>>26258593
More like Seven Faggots
If quads, Masuda must write either a haiku or (dirty, if he chooses) limerick for every pokemon he caught, their evolved forms, every pokemon he will catch, and their evolutions.
>>26258830
God damn it, I missed it again, didn't I?
>>26258793
got them
If quads you must only use male pokemon
>>26258830
rolling for this
>>26258830
Reroll. Please?
>>26258907
Fuck it, I tried.
!!!
Huzzah for coo!
>>26259085
Coo is ready to tear bitches apart.
>>26259085Heres comes dat Coo
yes, game freak, your graphics look nice in this game.
>>26259309
hey cmon man, that shit wowed me the first time i saw it
in all honesty, this IS pretty nifty.
>>26259309I was actually impressed by it the first time I saw it.
The music is also pretty good.
>all those cool angles and beautiful scenery
>THIS is what they finish it with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k
>>26259392
Typical Game Freak.
AND THEY'RE PROUD OF IT
>>26259453
looks better in the morning, actually.
>>26259453
It's not that bad by day, but it's still bad.
she's a qt
>>26259623
so is he
>>26259623
>tfw no clerk porn
>>26259999 coming up everyone in positions for poems
>>26258830
Reroll
>>26258830
this
>>26259932
this
>>26259922
well, it's not quads, yet, but...
Pidove the grey bird
At first I thought you were shit
But you got shit done.
>>26259922
Reroll
>>26259954
reroll
>>26259980
Reroll
Roothoot the Snivy
A meme as old as you are
You'll always be smugleaf.
>>26259980
roll
>>26260011
You fucked up on the last verse. 5 syllables, buddy.
>>26260002
off by two.
Mittens the purrloin
a useless fucking shitmon
you'll stay in the box
>>26260036
SHIT
Roothoot the Snivy
A meme as old as you are
Forever Smugleaf
there once was a mon named herdier
who always humped things with no fear
but an oshawott
took the whole damn knot
and all he could think was 'oh dear!'
I'mma do 4 more
call out who you want. This is a dubs get, not quads, so I'm not doing them all.
>>26260166
your right that is a dubs
also roll for moomoo
>>26260166
Jetpack
>>26260224
Moomoo the Munna
While Team Galactic Kicked you
I will do far worse
>>26260236
you hear 'bout jetpack the tympole
and all the young hearts that he stole?
he looked like a sperm
he ruined girls' perms
then begged for a cock in his hole!
isn't this ash's waifu?
>>26260997
Fuck Iris
who do I want to evolve?
1,5,9
cotonee
>>26261088
>dubs
You pick
>>26261088
you gotta get better at this
whichever one's the grass type
>>26261088
pansear
>>26261119
pansage it is.
now...I just need a pansage.
>>26261164
Well, go catch one.
>>26261304
but that takes eff~ort.
final task for the night. I'll catch pansage offscreen.
who's leading? Our boy Coo?
2,3,4,5
>>26261878
All abourde the bird train Coo-Coo
>>26261913
https://youtu.be/GxZrSILng78?t=29s
oh my god I fucking love this pokemon
he's so CUTEone of my favourites, btw.
just swept the gym up to the leader, and this is all it took.
I think Coo is going to BEAST this leader.
Let's DO THIS.
SMASH
why must I hurt cute mons like this?
>his last mon is grass/bug
oh this is needlessly cruel.
>>26262345
it actually managed to survive an attack.
not two, of course, but the second attack missed because >sand attack.
>>26262365
Coo carries us to victory again!
this is...what, battle 4?
>>26262525
basically your over bearing mother at this point
oh hey, look!
guess she's good for SOMETHING!
>>26262639
oh god, he is one ugly motherfucker.
for real this time, last thing for the night.
what are we catching here?
1,2,9,0
sandile
>>26262778
this
