EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! THIS IS A STICK-UP!
Don't play dumb, you know exactly what this is - a dude named "champ" gets 6 Pokémon, he battles, and then he calls for a new team or champ. Now I don't want any funny business, or the memes get it!!
>http://dogars.org/
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>>26177598NOT JOINING US WOULD BE A CRIME!
first for memes
hellfrog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-368632838
BG
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-368635761
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-368637052
The ever fierce CROCEUS WINS
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-368639994
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-368640167
NEW TEAM
A LOVE SONG (Raichu) @ Leftovers
- Nuzzle
- Heart Stamp
- Sweet Kiss
- Attract/Knock Off
weather supporter
>>26177906
Victini
charge birb
5th Gen Hydroplant (Dragonite) @ Life Orb
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 76 Atk / 252 SpA / 180 Spe
Mild Nature
- Hurricane
- Thunder
- Superpower
- Extreme Speed
Or mixed Mega Garchomp.
FAULTY MEMES TROPIUS
Latias... It's Ogre (Latias) @ Latiasite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Defog
- Draco Meteor
- Psychic
- Roost
g8r
bellsprout.... x3c
Pikachu Belle or Pikachu Rock Star with Light Ball named REMOVE RING GENIE
hellfrog
Steel Wing Mandibuzz
>>26177910
>>26177916
Post set pls
>>26177910
btw this is
zapdos@ lefties
252 HP/252 DEF/4 Spd
timid nature
- charge beam
- charge
- roost
- substitute
>>26177941
Tropius @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
- Substitute
- Protect
- Roost
- Fly
Do the EVs and such as you like
>>26177950
try having a multiple of 4 for your hp value, i think, or just over it, can't remember
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368647189
Ok everyone is bored of me champing and I have to go. NEW CHAMP.
User 'bigjoliljoyo' ignored. (Moderator messages will not be ignored.)
thank god
me
faulty memes tropius
ebin cade
>>26178024
Pikachu @ light ball
focus sash counter zoro
balk fetus
Latias It's Ogre.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368652813
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368655126
hellfrog
>>26178129
>>26178178
p-please stop
it hurts
>>26178178
>THE FUCKING BOB THE BUILDER TRUCK
STOP PLEASE YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOURE DOING
>>26178236
Chuggington actually, some other train series.
>>26178264
my apologies
>>26178276
OH YOU WILL BE SORRY ANON
>>26178283
what the fuck is that red thing
>>26178302
A train bumper.
He's half train, half human.
>>26178309
what does his penis look like
>>26178320
>his
>>26178325
xherms*
sorry
new team
sorry about that timeout
firefox froze up
scarf roar houndoom
>firefox
Drought NP Ninetales
hone claws zap cannon dynamic punch mew
named accaderate
>>26178403
Latias It's Ogre.
boom boom
mega garchomp
>>26178403
hoge (Swinub) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 HP
- Hail
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard
- Protect
>>26178422
hoge is cute!
cute!!!
>>26178412
last move hypnosis desu
>>26178427
the cutest
>>26178440
no that's you anon :3
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368668645
>>26178459
thanks
it's the little things like this that make me grin
>>26178422
protect accomplishes literally nothing but "o.k."
>>26178478
choke on my chode and die
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368672644
>>26178490
vs a non lefties at low hp already, if you wanna conserve sash or just not risk the 20%, protect works
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368677403
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368677403
>>26178805
Nice link, retard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368684172
last one
new champ
>>26178951
me or umbreon
band jolteon
GIRUGAMESH (Muk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Poison Touch
Adamant Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Ice Punch
- Shadow Sneak
- Focus Punch
you can also use choice band if youre a master donker
big hoge (Mamoswine) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake/Stealth Rock
- Endeavor
- Hail
- Ice Shard
Hypno @ Salac Berry
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Hypnosis
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Dream Eater
DD & Sweep (Tyranitar) @ Tyranitarite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
- Stealth Rock
magnezone
<3 (Luvdisc) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Draining Kiss
- Scald
- Icy Wind
>>26178963
Last slot is Iron Head not Stealth Rock.
>>26178967
>get magnezone in so entire team isnt walled by skarmory
>now its swept by landorus
i tried
>>26178962
>no sub
anchor arms
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368689551
>>26179000
trips
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368692433
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368696414
we're on a roll
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368697725
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368699713
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368702883
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368703733
this is some of the worst chat I've seen in months.
there's people who actually play pokemon trying to watch and backseat champ by spamming.
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R
New team
bill
dyxia (Simisage) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Gluttony
Happiness: 0
- Frustration
- Gunk Shot
- Fling
- Endeavor
>>26179492
mega houndoom
Hypnotoad (Poliwrath) @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Hypnosis
- Wake-Up Slap
- Ice Punch
- Earthquake
>>26179493
dogars is down. Is bill the eviolite growlithe?
>>26179469
>yelling at champ for being bad = backseating
i think thats the point you were trying to make, i really cant decipher that second line of text
Schlolmo (Golem) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Smack Down
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Gyro Ball
>>26179492
donnel pichu
>>26179506
yes
>champ being bad
Kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368710060
Finally a good team which isn't so weak to eq
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368711380
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368714085
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368717462
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368719438
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368721787
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368726287
I am not gay.
Hell, I am barely bi.
I am not attracted to men, I have no interest in dating men, and anal is just uncomfortable.
That being said, I love sucking a Big White Cock.
I can deepthroat all of 9 inches (biggest I have had) down to the base.
I love the feeling of the smooth, soft (soft skin, I like them big and hard) head in my mouth.
I also love the feeling of my throat being filled with a thick warm cock.
I have only sucked about five cocks ever and I am in my mid-thirties, however, the last one was the 9 incher and until then I only had slight interest.
After that I was hooked.
I am married (to a woman) who I am in love with, so the last time it happened was about a year and a half ago.
I have fantasized many times about having that same guy slowly pushing his big white beautiful 9 inch cock down my throat again.
I do not know how others feel about it, but it makes me feel very dominant knowing I can deepthroat a big cock.
I like knowing that I can make both guys and girls cum.
"sigh"
I guess the internet will just have to entertain me.
do any of you guys have the ORAS mini sprite .rar file? had some issues with my hdd and cant find it online
>>26179978
9/10 blog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368728166
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368728501
>>26180044
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368729421
new team
Normalize Dellcatty with Thunder Wave, Charge Beam, Thunder, and Thunderbolt
Mega Gallade
electro ball scarf magneton
umbreon
cuck duck of your design
666KillChopDeluxe (Haxorus) @ Metronome
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dual Chop / Outrage
- Hone Claws / Dragon Dance
- Superpower / Poison Jab
- Earthquake
Bullied so hard he changed his name to "almightydragon" and went offline.
REMOVE TEAM if odds, the madman if evens
espeon
Honchcrow with no sucker punch.
Relentless (Fletchling) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flame Charge
- Acrobatics
- Tailwind
- Roost
#384 Rayquaza [Naive]
IVs: 31 / 30, 31 / 19 / 31 / 10, 11 / 31
Stats at Lv.70: 248 / 236 / 144 / 236 / 124 / 174
keep y/n
>>26180138
jii
>>26180138
just inject it you retard autist
thanks for suggesting ma bro
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368732768
>>26180138
into the trash
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368734142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuI3ZkCHfs
>>26180189
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368735111
Champ can you fix your team?
>>26180093
>magneton
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368736669
>>26180271
oh shit sorry I'll fix after this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368738868
NEW CHAMP
>>26180654
not on my watch, bub. get back to work
>>26180654
chesnaught
Cottonee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Level: 1
IVs: 20 HP
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Encore
- Endeavor
As long as you have seeds up, you can keep subbing forever.
Big Boy (Snorlax) (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Immunity
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 169 Def / 83 SpD
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Rest
- Belly Drum
>>26180666
>169 def
>83 SpD
????????
Mega Aggron
>Iron Def
>Spite
>Block
>Rest
Snowball (Persian) (F) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Technician
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Taunt
- Knock Off
- Covet
This is why I don't champ. Look at these retards.
>>26180674
Carefully calculated to sustain even the most hazardous of the environments.
>>26180714
spegs weebel xDDDDD
I'll champ for a bit.
Scarf magneton with electro ball.
Zebstrika @ Life Orb
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Wild Charge
- Return
- Flame Charge
- Double Kick
female espeon named "bouncing bukkake~"
make it epic
>>26180714
xd dude LMAO SHOW THOSE RETARDS here's a (you)
Don't Flinch (Weavile) @ King's Rock
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Beat Up
- Fake Out
- Ice Shard
- Icicle Crash
two kisses jynx or coil arbok
hoge
jorj
Fuck >>26180663 for being a gun jumper enabler
Use>>26180665
walrein
Amargasaurus (Aurorus) @ Leftovers
Ability: Refrigerate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Hyper Voice
- Psychic
- Thunder Wave
>>26180767
not his fault people can't read
people like you
>>26180772
dude do you have like a twitter or something so I can get your awesome banter on the reg?
pls
>>26180767
>gun jumper enabler
I told champ to get back out and start another fucking battle. Didnt expect so many of you to prematurely post without reading
>>26180738
but EVs only work in multiples of 4
>>26180772
>>26180781
Winners don't read.
They reflexively push the button whenever a new post shows up.
>>26180784
?????????
>>26180784
>168
>84
fix'd?
>>26180779
why is the word banter everywhere suddenly
>>26180802
buzzword
its epic
>>26180802
because cheeky lads and nandos
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368754293
>>26180802
Because idiots think shitposting is "bantz"
>>26180818
DUDE there it is again! how do you keep it up?!
you GOTTA tell me where I can subscribe to your content
>>26180842
please close this tab
>>26180842
no, that's a different person. i'm the one who originally implied you are a retard.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368756869
>IT'S ANOTHER "SIGMA CHAMPS FOR 4 HOURS" EPISODE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368757757
>>26180906
other faggorts need to step up, he usually waits a while to chimp
>>26180906
>it's another no one champs for four hours aside from a couple fags who fuck up teams and call new after 3 battles
Sigma is the hero we need.
>>26180906
>oh no a champ is stepping up in dead hours
>>26180967
>>26180973
>>26181020
the main issue is that sigma is shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368760319
>>26181050
who isn't?
>>26181020
I guess in dead hours it's fine... but usually he champs in the middle of the day on weekends. And he champs shittily for hours on end so you know.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368761513
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368762452
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368763747
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368765022
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368765235
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368767638
New champ.
i can go but i cant promise ill be any good
>>26181492
No keep champing nerd boy.
scarf volcannon
H O G E
O
G
E
>>26181497
something with psychup
Your favorite donnel
>>26181497
then you get a free pick
>>26181497
gotta go roll (Clefable) @ Metronome
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 176 Def / 76 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Soft-Boiled
- Rollout
- Belly Drum
- Cosmic Power
>>26181512
nice meme :^)
>>26181517
no it isn't
<3 (Luvdisc) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Draining Kiss
- Scald
- Ice Beam
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368770163
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368771152
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368771830
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368773773
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368774284
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368774961
new team
>>26181764
a dino (Tyrunt) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Outrage / Dragon Claw
- Earthquake
Samurott named Swamurai
relicanth
>>26181764
Moonlord edge-san (Umbreon) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 236 Def / 20 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Yawn
- Foul Play
- Wish
- Protect
balk bird
best rex
>>26181773
Best Rex (Tyrantrum) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rock Head
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 60 HP / 196 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Head Smash
- Dragon Claw
- Earthquake
>>26181772
Balk Bird (Mandibuzz) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Foul Play
- Substitute
- Iron Defense
- Roost
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368776638
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368777016
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368778665
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368779407
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368781314
out schooled
new champ
Leaving it here:
MAGNET RISE METAGROSS
someone please i need my beauty sleep
>>26181985
took 2 hours last time I was around for dead hours. don't count on a new champ soon.
>>26181985
somebody will claim eventually
in like 3 hours
ok fine give me another team
Any pokemon with trick room, wonder room, and magic room.Here's a list for you: Abra, Alakazam, Azelf, Celebi, Delphox, Espurr, Gallade, Gardevoir, Hoopa, Kadabra, Kirlia, Meloetta, Meowstic, Mesprit, Mew, Mewtwo, Mime Jr., Misdreavus, Mismagius, Mr. Mime, Ralts, Smeargle, Uxie
special machamp named rape aubrey plaza
luvdisc named KORM<3
>>26181992
big star button (Jirachi) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Sleep Talk
soak alomalolma
REAL NIGGER HOURS
I need to get this off my clipboard
SingAlongWithMe (Volcarona) @ Metronome
Ability: Flame Body
Happiness: 256
EVs: 72 HP / 252 SpA / 184 Spe
Modest Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Fiery Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Giga Drain
Everybody take a few hours to better yourself in some way.
A breloom named Go tf to sleep
>>26181992
qt shortstack (Mesprit) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Ice Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- U-turn
>>26181991
>>26181989
Even fullderp isn't this dead.
I mean, we've been deader before, but this is a far shot from our heyday.
>>26181992
desu i can champ if you wanna sleep
Me
>>26182016
ice meme parrot (Articuno) @ Charti Berry
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Def / 96 SpA / 64 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Freeze-Dry
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Roost
if we doin reroll, use >>26181995
>>26182016
AMANDA WALLER (Aggron) @ Aggronite
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD
Impish Nature
- Substitute
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Dragon Tail
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368785482
um um i already made the team lets do this one battle and then ill do an official new champ call to avoid confusion
>>26182016
NO SURVIVORS (Latios-Mega) @ Latiosite
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- Dragon Pulse
- Roost
>>26182024
Ok.
new champion
me desu