thanks mami

>>26168310
im not mami you retard

>landorus used fly

>>26168288
slime girls is good

Im glad retard 500 OU autism come to the battle so you didn't see how NoobHeat2 breaks my ass. But the chat is fun :)

NEW TEAM

Swellow @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Quick Attack
- Facade
- U-turn

zardY

>>26168519
CRITICAL ERROR (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Protect
- Last Resort
-

electivire

Landorus with Fly nickname Merely an alt

literally free pick

eviolite boom

>>26168319
thanks miami

knockoff??????? (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Download
EVs: 248 HP / 204 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Recover
- Thunder Wave

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sam rejoined last battle, under an alt (confirmed, pms to sam get sent to him), and then tried to act oblivious when made futher bullied
T O P
5
0
0

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368247993
half time show

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368249231

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368251559

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368254212

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368256211

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368257968

You guys must use Chatot more, she is unbeliavable fun :)

NEW TEAM

I love Genies (Gliscor) (F) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 244 HP / 12 Def / 196 SpD / 56 Spe
Careful Nature
- Earthquake
- Toxic
- Attract
- Protect

Balk Dragon (Dragonite) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Barrier
- Dragon Dance
- Roost
- Iron Head

raichu

>>26168865
skrelp

MUSLIM MEANIE

Alakaslam (Alakazam) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Body Slam
- Encore
- Fling
- Disable

Jirachi with Serene Grace, Sen Headbutt, Iron Head, Wish, and Ancient Power named BOOSTAN WISHAN

Shiny Machamp named SHREK SUPERSLAM

*Zen

actually replace encore with attract

actually replace attract with rhyperior

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368263626

acutally replace rhyperior with SHREK SUPERSLAM

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Any more bane meme sets? I'm trying to make a roulette image.

>>26168911

replace shrek w/ BOOSTAN WISHAN

>>26168921

You Merely Adopted the Darkness (Pangoro) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Lax Nature
- Knock Off
- Taunt
- Dark Pulse
- Foul Play

name is too long but I couldn't figure out how to shorten it enough

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>tfw there's no ball python pokemon

Lotad

>>26168921

Permission to Die (Houndoom) @ Houndoominite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Foul Play
- Flamethrower
- Destiny Bond
- Pursuit

>>26168921

More Severe (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Punishment
-
-
-

>>26168994
I want a boopable poke

>>26169025
Why not a dark type so you could get STAB?

>skipping mons

IMPEACH

>>26169043
Fucking hell.

>>26168967
>>26169010
>>26169025
nice tripcode
upvoted

worst champ ever, just got 6-0'd

also "durrrrrrrr" is a faggot

All this hours with you is fun :)

NEW CHAMP

me again haha

or snips

power gem grass knot starmie

BOOSTAN WISHAN

Shiny Machamp named SHREK SUPERSLAM

Ducke error (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Last Resort
-

Predonkledurr

a good meme

Eli's bird (Chatot) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 12 HP / 244 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Chatter
- Boomburst
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot

>>26169115
you can't suggest two things

terrakion

Anyone else getting connection refused from dogars.org?

>>26169139
it's dead

>>26169130
this is actually aerodactyl

>>26169121
Predonkeldurr (Conkeldurr) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Fire Punch
- Dynamic Punch

>>26169121
Predonkeldurr (ryhorn lol) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Fire Punch
- Dynamic Punch

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368275387

>>26169172
Oh yay, we get moderated chat.
Lovely.

>>26169189
Lovely.
Yay.
Oh yay.
We get.
Oh yay. Moderated. Yay.

>>26169189
IMPEACH
ME NEW CHAMP

>>26169217
weedle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368277530

>>26169217
av limber ditto

>>26169217
I'm not even the champ you fuck
And the champ didn't moderate, the opponent did

>>26169223
i-i was only pretending to be retarded

>>26169234
living up to the name strokemeister, in and out of the battle

>>26169247
nyohohohohoho

>>26168921
>zarelbutton spreads
>that latias coverage
>hp ice for no reason on yamask
>lol life orb bulk on blissey amirite haha
>sheer force superpower
>different letter unown when zarel only allows A
i might be autistic, but at least i'm not a fucking retard

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368280978

Good to help him come out of the closet as a furry

>>26169265
>zarel only allows A
Is it to reduce storage space needed for the models, or what?

>>26169319
it's because zarel is a fucking autist

Showdown is down

>>26169319
it's just because the letter has no effect on anything needed for the gameplay, so there's no reason to add it other than autists

>>26169265
>zarelbutton spreads
The only zarelbutton spread is the latias
>that latias coverage
damn, it's only walled by every dark/fairy type in the game
>hp ice for no reason on yamask
>>>>landorus-t used knock off
>lol life orb bulk on blissey amirite haha
defense investment is better on blissey since its HP is so high, although you're probably best off running some speed creep too
>sheer force superpower
superpower is the strongest fighting move conk has, since it doesn't get any sheer force boosted ones. I don't see how this is an issue
>different letter unown when zarel only allows A
The set itself within the image doesn't specify "unown-U" so the poster was likely aware of that

>>26169322
dubs confirm

>bonemerang bypasses evasion
>bonemerang rocky helmet marowak

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368283520

>>26169328
yamask is also zarelbutton, and latias alone was dumbshit enough to point it out already
point is not being walled, point is there's no reason to attack before boosting, and there's no reason to use anything other than storedpower other than a dark type, specifically shit like ttar and bisharp
>8 SpA Yamask Hidden Power Ice vs. 72 HP / 0 SpD Landorus-T: 136-160 (40.3 - 47.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
i know def > hp for bliss, my questioning goes to running bulk at all, why even bother
i guess superpower on its own is rather bad, though my questioning was a stretch based on other retarded behavior from suggester which led me to believe he was retarded enough to believe superpower worked with sheer force
see above on the likely aware, plus the "meme" doesnt even make any sense if it's not U

well memed my friend please lets keep going

>7 turns of freeze
>hustle doing more than an eva boost
kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368286687

>>26169409
okay I'll bite

yamask may be zarelbutton but it's not really a bad spread so I didn't really mention it, it's basically the best spread you can run on yamask
>8 SpA Yamask Hidden Power Ice vs. 72 HP / 0 SpD Landorus-T: 136-160 (40.3 - 47.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
no one uses soft sand lando-t on low ladder, which is the only place this yamask will be seeing use
but yeah hp ice is pretty retarded, just use toxic or tspikes or pain split
Defense on blissey is actually pretty ok for taking some weak physical hits, since blissey's defense is so low the effect that investment has on blissey's ability to take hits is really big. Example:
>252 Atk Landorus-T U-turn vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Blissey: 348-410 (53.4 - 62.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>252 Atk Landorus-T U-turn vs. 0 HP / 252 Def Blissey: 164-194 (25.1 - 29.8%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
although i agree with you on the suggester probably being retarded superpower is actually pretty good for wallbreaking, which is the point of sheer force conk. it's even listed on the smogon page (slashed with drain punch, but still)

yo dubs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368288200

>>26169473
i dont know about yamask, it depends on the team whether it goes spdef or def, specifying zarelbutton spreads is pointless when champ could just use it by himself, while not specifying gives freedom, for example i'd run speed on that maybe to do something useful with dbond, or go sassy and slap troom instead of hp ice so it can actually be used
i don't think the 72hp mattered on the calc anyway, point is it cant ohko and it isnt living a second hit, may as well burn it or something
def i guess i can concede, though no recovery and LO makes it secondary since it won't be taking many hits to begin with, again, i'd rather run some speed
i'd still use dpunch, but i guess superpower has merits then if you say so

i'm glad we can discuss this as civilized human beings thank

>>26169526
go fuck yourself idiot dick

>>26169538
thanks me too

kill me senpai
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368289907

>>26169526
forgot to mention, dragon pulse on latias isn't the worst coverage you can run cause it is at least pretty decent neutrally. HP fire is probably the best but it still leaves you vulnerable to tyranitar, megados and walled by the ever-common houndoom. hp fighting deals with those but then you get sableye'd, dragon pulse hits most of those neutrally and gets stab too. not saying it's the best choice but it's an option, especially if you have dugtrio

yeah trick room sounds like the best way to handle yamask. and phys def is probably better to check megabune and friends
the landorus spread didn't matter I was just strawmanning you
the "best" blissey probably only runs enough speed to beat skarmory or band scizor or something and the rest in defense

thanks for the discussion

>>26169555
dude nice trips
surf is pretty good on latias, except for megados, or tbolt but then you get walled by a literal crocodile

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368292531

boogyyman chimp of the millennium

new chimp

Me next
if not, boom boom 2.0>>26169668

somethinyg named boogyyman

jirachi with dyna and ice paunch

skrelp

THIS IS A FREE PASS

1-2: use a PU mon
3-4: use a NU mon
5-6: use a RU mon
7-8: use an UU mon
9-0: use a BL mon
dubs or more of semen demon: use an OU mon

>>26169672
Sayaka

Nurusu, God of Zen (Darmanitan) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Zen Mode
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 200 HP / 56 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flame Charge
- Belly Drum
- Rest
- Earthquake

>>26169677
sorry what the fuck is this

magnezone

>>26169683
Shiny (read: blue) Sylveon. Moveset of Wish, Curse, Frustration, and Last Resort.

>>26169698
ty

>>26169672
next champ

>>26169673
>>26169674
>>26169675
>>26169676
>>26169677
>>26169679
and his comrades

>>26169683
Sayaka (Sylveon) (female) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Happiness: 1
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature
- Wish
- Curse
- Frustration
- Last Resort

let's go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368297922

>>26168921
bill wilson and bill wilson super

wtf it missed......
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368300604

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368302012

>>26169840
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368303424

new team pls
AG this time for lols

greninja

a pokemon with whirlwind

>>26169985
Wobb.

dynamic punch swampert

ohko scarf machamp

fug

m fug

>>26169995
does machamp even learn an OHKO move or am i just getting memed

>>26170041
Only by TM in gen 1, I believe.

>>26170053
i need another fuckin suggestion then

>>26170060
another fug, duh

>>26170041
do no guard guillotine honedge scarfed

lesgo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-368311006

>>26168391
wearing one of his shirt right now

next
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-368312643

next
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-368313463

alright last game then i'm gonna go make some chicken alfredo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-368314331

alright then new champ i guess

>>26170171
That one didn't count, another

>>26170184
2late

>>26170191
He was a second before me.

Who's next?

may i

>>26170212
Donkipom (Ambipom) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Seed Bomb
- Knock Off
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch

hoge

Banded skill tigre
-Stone Edge
-EQ
-Knock Off
-Explosion

dynamic punch something

subdrum chesnaught

Thugtrio (Dugtrio) @ Ganlon Berry
Ability: Arena Trap
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Giga Impact
- Stone Edge
- Natural Gift

Raykwahzuh (Jirachi) @ Iron Plate
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: No
EVs: 252 HP/120 SpD/120 Def/16 Atk
Serious Nature
-Doom Desire
-Wish
-Last Resort

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368317594

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368318687

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368320449

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368322063

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368322873

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368324161

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368325335

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368326314

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368328205

addy lando failed me...

There is nothing I love more than sucking a cock. It's pure bliss.

I like a man with a big thick cock sitting spread eagle on his couch fully erect as I walk in to complete my mission. The only thing I'm after is maximizing his pleasure as I fuck my own throat with his throbbing cock.

Moaning and calling me his dedicated cocksucker turns me on like nothing else in this world as I make passionate love to his dick. A sniff of poppers and I suck like the world is ending until he busts while my face is pressed against his pubes.


rate this new ebin shitpost showderp i'm a girl btw :3c

new team

hazard scolipede

Ramparclaw (Rampardos) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm
- Head Smash
- Fire Punch

John Carmack (Jirachi) @ Life Orb
Ability Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP, 252 SpA, 4 Def
Modest Nature
-Doom Desire
-Wish
-Psyshock
-Grass Knot

galvantula

>>26170557
2/10 desu

Haxorus

exeggutor

Rock Polish Lando

anything to handle cancer gobline

Donnel RHYHORN

>>26170577
magikarp

>>26170586
you're such a white male
fuck you

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368330840

LETS START THE SHOW

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368331652

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368332777

oh the lucky trips at least

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368333550

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368334847

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368336508

hello darkness my old friend...

NEW TEAM

eelektross

>>26170870
tyrantrum

>>26170870
harvest sitrus berry stall tropius named APEX PREDATOR
substitute
leech seed
protect
your choice

banded kyurem b

Crobro

>>26170870
specs accelgor

rhyperior

>>26170870
The Immortan

>>26170875
>>26170876
>>26170877
>>26170878
>>26170879
>>26170882
The Warboys

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368339738

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368340693

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368341476

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368342026

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368343250

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368344755

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368347376

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368348069

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368349458

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368350758

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Thank you, all.

NEW CHAMP

me or wew

#BasedMami
Either me or Garchimp

i'll chimp c;

bellsprout

stunfisk

>>26171481
is this just garchomp or what

rock polish sd cobalion

wew

anorexia (Gorebyss) @ Focus Band
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Bounce
- Dive
- Bind

AV arcanine

terrakion

>>26171496
Name it Garchimp and everyone has to go bananas when it comes out

>>26171496
it's infernape with stealth rock earthquake fire blast and roar

>>26171480
The Factory Foreman
>>26171481
>>26171487
>>26171489
>>26171497
>>26171500
>>26171501
Cold Callers

>>26171519
Retardovision was on.
Not >>26171501
>>26171498 tho

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368355452

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368356047

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368357273

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368357315

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368359361

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368360066

can we impeach yet?

>>26171804
If another champ appears, yes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368361226

>>26171804
Sure why not?

I'll champ

hoge?

>>26171848
Balkfetus

Mega Sableye

>>26171848
snibs

unaware clefable

no guard metronome machamp

wew

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368363905

>>26171906
you're impeached, friend

Who the fuck is champ now?

>>26171916
you

im confused

>>26171908
no u, impeached for what

>>26171920
Me too. The old champ just got impeached, but he keeps posting battles

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368364655

>>26171930
being shit? but anyway quit with dignity and let the new champ do his job

>>26171938
>he keeps posting battles

i swear neoderp is the cancer that killing showderp

Why can't we have new,better, danker,champs for a change?is that neo-showderp?is that what we're being lead to?This shit cancerous experience of shitposting,spamming,and posting shit pastas?Where are our proud traditions?Our master, LC guy, didn't make Showderp for autistic fags to ruin it!


He, made it so we can have a unique experience on the indie scene of competitive battling! SO STOP RUINING OUR BELOVED SHOWDERP YOU NERDS, OR I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU TASTE MY RAGE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

>>26171961
>shit newfags champing

what has become of showderp? i've lately witnessed many shitters like this fag ruining it, and people are turning blind eye to it!

you fuckers, breadfags and roomfags, trade insults with each other, accusing each other of being the cancer. fucking open your eyes nerds. these leddit shitters are the real cancer that'll kill showderp. stop giving them the opportunities to champ. impeach them if they're champing. hell, make that non-existent blacklist you always rant about, and ban these fags. this is really disgusting, can't even have fun here anymore!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368365841

ok new champ

me

ebin cade

Magmortar

hoge

Electivire

boom boom

>>26171996
http://hastebin.com/ixibinewez.md

>>26171998
>>26172002
>>26172004
>>26172005
>>26172011
>>26172012
the senpaitachi

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368367879

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368369147

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368374436

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368375689

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368375839

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368376724

new team

level 1 assault vest porygon with only sharpen named "useful ducke"

Jynx

simply ebin with signal meme

anorexia

swalot

>>26172521

choice specs scatterbug

durant

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-368378425