http://www.strawpoll.me/10106057
Who are the worst people posting on this board right now?
>>26135867
are denialfags the people who think the owl isnt real, or the ones who think it isnt gen 7, or the ones who think it isnt gen 6.5?
add Mewtist/Richard
>>26135867
Well the owl posters have stopped spamming right now so that's nothing to really worry about at the moment, deniers of that mess aren't really spamming anything, and there isn't any spam of Strawpolls so I guess it's no one?
>>26135900
this is the one true answer
>>26135867
Mewtist
At least the owlfags will probably disappear within two weeks
>>26135900
/thread
>>26135900
Dubs of truth
>>26135900
Replace with Denialfags
>>26135867
DENIALFAGS BTFO
OWL CONFIRMED
>>26135926
Mew can learn crabhammer :^)
>>26135900
>>26135910
>>26135926
>>26135936
>all it takes to rustle /vp/ is posting pokedex entries
How far this board has fallen
>>26136040
anon, do you believe that pikachu is a space alien?
one of mewtists things is asserting that all pokemon are space aliens and citing deoxys' pokedex entry as proof.
>>26135900
>>26135926
This.
>>26136040
It's not just the posting of Pokedex entries, it's the fact that he is a literal child with such a poor grasp of English that any thread he infects inevitably derails as he talks around people and completely fails to understand anything anyone is trying to tell him.
>>26136040
>all it takes to rustle /vp/ is derailing every fucking thread trying to have a decent discussion about the pokémon world or lore by making completely irrelevant and often unrelated posts, turning it into a pointless circular argument oozing with autism
FTFY
>>26135896
They're the ones who think the owl is fake.
>>26135900
Why isn't he banned yet? As far as I know, spam and derailing are enough reasons to give someone a short one, and since he has already shown to evade his bans, by now he should simply be banned on sight like the goodrafags.
>>26135901
It's OP, he's close to stirring things up again by mentioning the whole debate.
>>26136359
He's been shown to ban evade ? I didn't even know that.
Kids need to let us shitpost in peace, for fuck's sake.
>>26135900
that kid really likes hurting other people.
>>26135900
>>26135926
the fuck is a mewtist
>>26136677
Look at you dubs
Now look in the mirror
.DENIALFAGS BTFO TIL JUNE 10
Im an owlfag and i voted me, how right am i
>>26136677
start a thread right now, the subject need to be mew cant learn crabhammer.
in this thread you need to say mew cant learn every move, and that the pokedex entries for some pokemon obviously have to be false, because magcargo cant be twice as hot as the sun.
you'll learn who mewtist is real fast.
>>26136806
oh right, the crabhammer guy
>no mewist
Shit poll OP
>>26135867
Owlfag threads outnumber "denianfag" threads 20:1, instantly making owlfags the worst.
>>26135900
>>26135910
>>26135926
>>26135936
>>26135939
>>26136005
>>26136259
>>26136303
>>26136322
>>26136359
>>26136398
>>26136495
>>26136806
>>26136864
>>26136869
What's your problem? He doesn't do anything wrong. All he does is post facts, which apparently no one on here can handle.
I like him because he has a unique posting style, his dedication to his ambitions are admirable, and he's just a nice character to have around. He doesn't even have a trip and he's established an identity, that shows just how much personality he exerts in his posts.
Really, he just wants to educate people. How can he piss you off this much?
>>26136910
Owlfags will shut up eventually, he'll be here forever.
>>26136910
t. Richard
>>26136910
>he just wants to educate people
i cant even begin to describe how wrong this is.
>>26136940
No way, even if he's an idiot for defending an autistic shitposter, that guy seems to have a good grasp of the english language.
>>26136910
>"facts"
>my headcanons are true and I'll ignore everything you say, even if I end up contradicting myself
>"wants to educate people"
>let me keep posting these screenshot of dex entries or lines of dialogue from the games over and over again even though they have no relevance whatsoever to the topic being discussed in this thread
>"has a unique posting style"
Yeah man, we should not only allow but also encourage people to write and argue like literal retards just because that makes them "unique".
>>26136910
>he doesn't even have a trip
THAT'S the problem RIGHT the fuck there. If he had a trip, I would have filtered him a week ago along with everyone else who cares, and we wouldn't be having this conversation.
>>26136869
sorry dud, forgot about him
>>26136921
"owlfags" will move on to the next meme. The people enforcing it aren't going to leave.
>>26137101
But he does. That's why he posts FACTS.
>>26137161
When does he ever post headcanon? He doesn't intentionally make any one of you pissed off, he just tries to win an argument fairly.
>>let me keep posting these screenshot of dex entries or lines of dialogue from the games over and over again even though they have no relevance whatsoever to the topic being discussed in this thread
So like when he contradicts what someone says (while posting a pokedex entry) in a porn thread about a Pokemon for having an incorrect detail or something?
Yeah, I don't see any problem with that.
He only states facts. "What can be assumed" doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, especially when what you're discussing relies entirely on someone's viewpoint of a subject.
You are making up everything else, it's just you can't handle something (factually) correct that doesn't apply to the general opinion.
This can be further proved by how autistically you obsess over how he types (e.g. something trivial and not very strong for an argument)
>>26137475
New can't learn crabhammer though, the Pokedex is wrong on multiple accounts.
I don't actually know who Mewtist is. I must have not seen any of his threads due to the owlspam. Is he the guy who argued Mew can learn Crabhammer or the guy who argued it can't?
>>26137572
The guy who is
>nMew can learn every move the pokedex says so!
Despite the fact Mew can't learn Crabhammer.
>>26137475
>When does he ever post headcanon
see
>>26136259
I'm convinced there's this one sole faggot in Pokegirl threads who just posts pictures of them in dresses.
You're my mortal enemy dressfag
>>26137475
>there are actual, living, unironic mewtist apologists living in the same world as me
Humanity was a mistake.
MEW CAN LEARN CRABHAMMER!!
only in gen II though and only through a convoluted series of steps
1 get a krabby/kingler that knows crabhammer.
2 mystery gift with a friend
3 that friend takes a smeargle to the trainer house in viridian city, battles kingler to sketch crabhammer
4 level smeargle to learn sketch again
5 mystery gift again
6 take mew to the trainer house, transform into smeargle, sketch crabhammer
mew now knows crabhammer after the battle. this only works in gen II
>>26137711
Dubs confirm, but that's like saying Shuckle is Pokegod because it can do the most damage in the game under special circumstances.
>>26137475
>So like when he contradicts what someone says (while posting a pokedex entry) in a porn thread about a Pokemon for having an incorrect detail or something?
Dude he literally went to a pokémon thread (Lucario, Braixen or some other furbait) some days ago and posted pokédex entries about that pokémon.
The OP didn't even said anything about the species, it was just a generic "post cute images of this pokemon".
And he went there and posted screenshots of the pokedex while repeating information from bulbapedia for absolutely no fucking reason.
In the same way, he went to a thread where people listed pokémon they don't remember/care about and spammed those screenshots to "remind people of who those pokémon are". When told to leave, he only kept repeating the same thing, with the same images and same "arguments". It had absolutely nothing to do with the topic of the thread and yet he kept doing it.
The guy is fucking insane and obsessive and so are you for defending his drivel.
>>26137741
yes, but at least now we know for sure that mew can learn every move, as of gen II.
fuck even a qualifier like 'only in gen II' feels like a victory.
>>26137711
Does the same work with Ditto?
>>26137711
Holy shit, when GSC gets into the virtual store we will be able to transfer Mew with Crabhammer to the Pokebank
>>26137804
yes, so you could pass any egg move to any pokemon
>>26137828
>>26137817
your face when they don't fix this "glitch" and you can transfer any Pokemon with any moveset into the Pokebank and it's all official
>>26137865
it does require you to be able to mystery gift with another player. do the virtual RBY games let you use the 'link cable' features like that?
>>26137711
>>26137828
>>26137865
Oh holy mother fuck
I knew Mew wasn't supposed to learn Crabhammer
Look what you've done, you've broken the game
>>26137903
i suddenly think that i should not have shared this information.
if i am the first person on /vp/ to have thought to use this glitch in this way then telling you was like if the Manhattan project aired their development of the atom bomb on primetime nbc.
>>26137711
>>26137828
>Richard is going to post this on literally every single thread he sees in the catalog from now on
>not even pokégirl threads and generals will be safe
>soon we'll be "/vp/ - Mew can learn Crabhammer"
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
If you really want them gone you could not pay attention or just ignore this board for a while. Sure you can't expect others to do the same, but you can save your sanity.
>>26135867
owlfags confirmed for delusionals of the season
>>26138009
whether they're right or wrong doesn't matter to me, what matters is what absolute faggot's they're making out of theirselves with all of the threads they makes, all of the anti-owlfag threads that spring up in response, and the other faggots who see owlfag threads and think it's still funny to post fake leaks.
>>26135867
Your forgot furries/tumblr. Which are probably also the owlfags.
>>26137711
FUCKING HELL ANON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>>26137500
>new
Yes, you are.
>>26137621
Maybe they are in a way? It all comes down to perspective.
>>26137694
>there are people who can't fathom the idea of someone disagreeing with the general opinion/their blatant comformism
Giving everyone a voice on the internet was a mistake.
>>26137779
If he's educating or simply correcting people about it I don't see an issue. I also don't see how all of what you said can be 100% true without hard hitting exaggeration.
Why are you all so pissed off about it? Did mewtist kill your family or something?
>>26138159
I must say, your baits are pretty convincing, anon. Keep up the good work.
>>26135900
How did we ever find out that his name was Richard or that he's a literal child anyway? Did somebody dox him or something?
>>26138194
He made a thread posting a screenshot of a tweet he sent Masuda. The twitter account was clearly his due to the autistic posting style, and it was named Richardsomething.
>>26138215
Anyone have that saved? Would like to see it.
>>26135867
all this discourse, All This Discourse, and none of you said 'pokephiles'
>>26138243
because they keep to one or two waifu threads and dont actively shit over half the board at a time.
>>26137711
Holy shit dude
I just made this thread for my shitty poll
You have no idea what you've just done
The world is ending now
fuck
>>26138242
He deleted his tweets, though.
>>26138256
if the moves learned through that clitch persist after leaving a wifi battle yes, thats the only way you'll encounter a smeargle with the right set of moves.
smeargle would have to know crabhammer rage and sketch.
>>26137711
Can't this also be done in Gen 4 by using the Rage Glitch?
1. Get a Smeargle and make it Sketch Rage and Crabhammer
2. Teach Mew Transform
3. Enter a Double Battle with Mew and Smeargle
4. Have Mew Transform into Smeargle and use rage
5. Once it says "rage is building", win the battle
6. Mew will now have Smeargle's moveset, and therefore Crabhammer.
Not only that, but since Sketch is very versatile, that means Mew really can learn any move, since you just need to replace Crabhammer with a desired move and make Smeargle Sketch it!
>>26138304
deleted post asked if this >>26137711
could be done using the rage glitch in gen IV
i think so, maybe. and the smeargle wouldnt have to have sketch, just rage and crabhammer
>>26138327
i just dont know if it would stick, because wireless battles force you to save before you enter and then reset battle variable data like item consumption and such back to the pre battle values.
the trainer house sketch glitch worked because it was in game on a single cartridge
>>26138332
>>26138363
It doesn't need to be in a Wifi battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX2SwDhUTek
>>26138376
it does though, because you arent going to run into a pokemon that knows rage and crab...
HOLY FUCK YOU TRANSFORM INTO YOUR PARTNER!!
MEW CAN CRABHAMMER RIGHT NOW, IN ANY GAME FROM D/P ONWARD!!
>that one guy going on every thread and crosslinking to this one because of the epic crabhammer meme
It's like you actively want to make this board more cancerous, if that's even possible.
QUICK SOMEBODY
THE THREAD NEEDS TO DIESUMMON IT
>>26138872
>this thread needs to die
>bumps thread
learn to sage, i'd call you a newfag but that image filename is fairly old for /vp/
>>26135867
The "I'm above this"fags are the only ones not adding to this shit.
>>26135900
Mewtist is a fucking genius.
Look at how fucking assblasted this entire board is at him. It's an elaborate troll, I'm fucking positive. He even gave shitposters ammunition for their own kicks, since anyone could post Mewtist pokedex shit and get slammed.
Fucker has my respect.
>>26139079
>>26136910
I do believe "Richard" has some sort of real mental deficiency unfortunately. I can't give him a hard time because he reminds me of some of the children that I work with in my district. Also, yes technically he is correct about Mew learning Crabhammer.
Best case scenario is that his direct influence is only temporary like all of the others, or he can become something memeworthy.
