Ey boys, lets have some fun. Let us make a pokemon fanfiction together. Make it as cancerous or as serious as possible.
Afterwards I will post it on fanfiction.net and see the reactions.
The city of Townsville!
>>26132246
Ash Ketchum, now a grown woman, is sitting hunched over her desk, with a loaded Octillery and an empty bottle of Shuckle juice in front of her.
Keep it going boys
>>26132394
Waiting for at least another part before I take another shot at this, it's not fun if I do two in a row.
>>26132300
She's remembering memories of times long past, as she usually does, and thinking of the choices that lead her to this very moment
>>26132461
It's only been four years since she lost Pikachu in that fateful battle against Draco Malfoy, but it feels like an eternity.
Should I keep it in the current paragraphs, lines, or just change the paragraphs?
>>26132515
Brock suddenly came into the room to check on Ash, he and Ash were married for 6 years and he knew how hard she had it when Ash lost pikachu.
>>26132515
Greymon's large eyes gazed somberly through the second story window.
>>26132568
"Is everyhting ok?" he whispered, but like many times before this, he got no answer, he did, however, notice the odd new pokemon whos esight poked through the window
>>26132585
"That fucking Roothoot has been watching me all day. Its stare is driving me to drink," Ash said, downing another drink and belching like an Aggron.
>>26132572
sorry bro, we're keeping it linear
>>26132601
"SQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screeches the owl thing, as it shitposts on /vp/ on Ash's computer.
>>26132612
>>26132572
>>26132601
actually I could make this a different paragraph, is that cool
"Denialfag," sings Brock. "BTFO." Ash sighs and takes another shot.
>>26132585
"Get outta here!" he yelled at the monstrous intruder. "Can't you see we're trying to have a private mo-"
Brock was instantly interrupted by a sharp pain in his back. He looked down, and starred in horror and disbelief at the bloodsoaked edge of the wickedly sharp blade of the katana sword protruding from his guts.
>>26132636
"HEY GUYZ!" said Zero as he stabbed brock.
>>26132636
The Wicked Owl laughed grivously, as he slowly left, with one last phrase leaving his god forsaken beak "Denialfags"
keeping all of it in
>>26132652
"Not Brock too! Now I have nothing to live for!" Ash mumbles as she puts the barrel of the Octillery into her mouth.
Brock, now crouched on the floor, calls Ash over to whisper his final words. "Roothoot..." he groans softly. "No es fake." Ash stabs him one last time.
>>26132650
"How could you, Zero!?" screamed Brock, maddened with the pains of stabbing and betrayal. "I thought what we had was special!"
>>26132709
"Why are you here?" ash says, pulling the knife out of brocks corpse and pointing it towards Zero
And say:
I wanna be OPFag like no one ever was
>>26132747
To suck them all is my real test, to blow them is my cause!
>>26132719
"My mom says i'm special!" says Zero as he vapes because he's a cool guy
>>26132764
I will travel across the land, sucking cocks, thick and wide!
>>26132775
"then lets do this, cool guy" says ash, as both of them begin a badass sword fight
>>26132775
Ash begins to violently make out with Zero, since Brock's death screams are really turning her on.
>>26132806
>>26132810
Clarification: They're making out while swordfighting.
>>26132810
Ash calls for Cocksword, even after all those years she remembers evolving it from Dickver.
>>26132788
I will have sex with everyone, and then they'll cum inside!
I got it
>>26132846
Even in his moment of death, Brock can't help but smile longingly at his wife's engorged member.
>>26132863
I had to move yours around
>>26132902
I'll add yours and others, I'll be back soon keep em comming
>>26132902
Brock decides that for one last time he would enjoy the naked view of Ash. He started to jerk it like he drove a car, fast and furious.
>>26132946
Ash manages to win the fight, but not content with taking his life, Ash proceed to fuck Zero's corpse mercilessly, as brock's life drains with every jerk he does
Nevermind, false flag>>26132931
>>26132976
"Brock! don't worry i'll take you to the Digimon center!" said Ash, she wasn't happy when they changed the name of the center so long time ago.
Ash make sure to finish because you can't waste a good corpse.
>>26133018
"But ash, it's the Sabbath! The Digimon Center is closed!" Brock says as he finishes into his stab wound.
>>26133018
Ash calls Greymon from upstairs and uses the mega whip to mega digivolve greymon into Mega Greymon X to fly him and brock towards the nearest Digimon center
Unfortunately, Mega Greymon X was drunk, and crash landed in a distant forest
Hey, give a title and description to this by replying.
currently at 614 words
>>26133069
made a mistake, it has to be 'her and brock'
>>26133044
"It's okay, Brock. I'm an atheist now." says Ash, and hands him a copy of The God Delusion. "Richard Dawkins killed God. Why else do you think I was going to commit suicide?"
>>26133086
Darkmon the edgy adventure
>>26133090
don't fix it OP leave it
>>26133102
thanks
>>26133112
>>26133090
I'm going to leave his words of "made a mistake, it has to be 'her and brock'
>>26133086
"After Ash's transwoman surgery, she and Brock get married. then a bunch of stupid edgy shit happens."
>>26133086
Broken Tears.
>>26133135
It's more fun if we don't make it obvious that this is garbage until it's too late.
>this thread
>>26133096
As the last hope for Brock was fading away from the woods a dark silloute appears from the woods.
"Hi i'm john cena."
>>26133135
>>26133160
Not going to put that, puts away people.
also, what rating should I put on this?
>>26133175
Oh I agree, that's why i started it
>>26133135
>>26133160
"Ash suffers a terrible loss, so brock has to help him make up for it by going on a special journey"
>>26133086
johnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmaddenjohnmaddenaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
>>26133212
Title or description?
>>26133241
We need the link to this masterpiece when its all over
>>26133241
Either would work, but edgymon is way better of a title.
>>26133269
Will provide, do you guys think it is done right now? At 724 words.
>>26133200
E, gotta be rated E
>>26133290
No, we gotta go harder.
>>26133298
Then keep posting
>>26133177
"JOHN CENA?" Shouts Brock as he smears an awful concoction of blood, sweat, tears, mud, oil, and semen into his cuts.
>>26133332
as amazed as Brock was Ash was distracted with John Cena's abs.
"not a lot of people know but i'm actually god or something" said John.
>>26133332
John Cena looks at Brock and he knew from that very moment that he just found his long lost son.
>>26133405
Looking at the wound, John Cena aproceded to touch it and immediatly heal brock, making the entire trip to the digi-center worthless
>>26133358
For desc:
"Join our hero Ash Ketchum now a old woman is inflicted with ext severe depression from losing pikachu. [DARK] [HOT] [18+] [PAYPAL]"
>>26133456
[GONE SEXUAL][IN THE HOOD][POLICE CALLED]
>>26133440
Added
>>26133456
Duly noted
>>26133431
"Wow. This is nuts!" Says Shaggy, looking at Scooby Doo.
"Hey, when did you guys get here?" Mr. Cena replies, looking at the skinny teenager and his brown/girthy dog.
What should I put as the profile pic for the story, I was thinking hitlers and crews face over the dragon ball z crews bodies
anybody got some cringe?
>>26133521
>"Wow. This is nuts!" Says Shaggy, looking at Scooby Doo.
>"Hey, when did you guys get here?" Mr. Cena replies, looking at the skinny teenager and his brown/girthy dog.
added
John looked at Brock and with a pleasant smile said "I am now a part of you, as you are now a part of me my son." Ash proceeded to snort and exclaim "How Gay!"
>>26133440
Ash stared in awe, and a single tear ran down her cheek as she realized that God wasn't dead after all. Which meant she had to finish the job that Dawkins-senpai had started. She had to slay John Cena, that was her duty as an atheist.
>>26133524
What about that one comic with pregnant ash? that fit the story and its cringey as fuck
>>26133524
for profile pic search Lucario on deviant art and first result.
>>26133548
She pulled her blood ad semen coated blade and rushed towards John Cena, ready to fulfill her senpai's dream
>>26133548
Before she could attack John Cena with her trusty Cocksword, she got knocked over by none other than Gary Oak in a Lucario fursuit.
>>26133524
Here's some cringe
>>26133579
"HEY ASHY-GIRL" said Lugary as he began masturbating.
>>26133606
But before he knew it, a confused scooby doo was now penetrating him fully, and all everyone else could do was watch in awe
>>26133579
"Don't touch my boyfriend, dork!" Gary gloated.
>>26133631
"My Wife!" said Brock as he starts to suck John Cena's dick.
>>26133559
what's that, I'll search it
>>26133710
John Cena, being surprised by this development, Cums his godly essence all over Brock, which has now become immortal.
>>26133720
There was an archived thread with unbelievably cringey comics, thats the only place where I've seen it, thankfully
1,016 words boys.
>>26133737
Brock with cum still on his mouth softly says "thanks daddy!"
Meanwhile Shaggy takes his DigimonBall "Scooby return!" as Scobby dick dissapears from Ash asshole.
>>26133737
Gary could only stare in pure awe as all of the reality gangsters brought upon the faggotry eclipse, utilising the sweet sexual umbrum to make each other get so fight they had to tight.
>>26133777
When did scooby begin rapping ash as well as gary?
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Mega Greymon X begins firing off the hellfire missiles that were embedded in his spine.
>>26133737
Scooby painfully pulls his bestial, knotted dong out of Gary, and adds a coating of his own dog seed on top of John's. Trembling with pleasure, Brock can feel himself transforming, as the great dane's DNA is merging with his own.
desu we should finish it in a cliffhanger.
>>26133827
>>26133808
added
>>26133839
Yeah, let's do another chapter later. This was fun. Good idea, OP.
>>26133827
Brock transformed into Garurumon and managed to Mega Digivolve instantly by using John Cena's fervent wish.
>>26133839
Yeah, someone do such. I want this to finish
>>26133839
Yeah, let's stop here.
>>26133881
Aw, wasted a good cliffhanger.
>>26133881
>>26133884
Brock's transformation into Mega Brockrurumon X is so amazing that it flashes everyone eyes! within the flash a little rat appears. "Pikapi!"
"Pi-Pikachu?!" Ash asks confusedly!
TO BE CONTINUED PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
>>26133917
Now that is a good cliffhanger.
>>26133917
This is awful. Well done.
It says it might take awhile, look at my account for it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11925026/1/Broken-Tears
see if this works
So we have an undead pikachu, John Cena, Shaggy and Scooby, Mega Brockrurumon, and Hellfire Missiles. 10/10 worst thing I've ever been a part of.
>>26133982
If it doesn't get taken down you can be part of chapter 2 as well
>>26133969
Holy shit OP this was a great idea.
>>26133982
I feel deep shame for contributing to this. When is OP planning to do the next chapter?
>>26134000
I'm saving this as a pastebin, just in case.
>>26133959
EternalAnglo still needs a twitter account.
>>26134013
If it doesn't get taken down, probably saturday or next sunday
>>26134011
Thanks
>>26134032
Even if it gets taken down, I'd love to make another one. Haven't had this much fun on /vp/ in years.
>>26134032
i'll be there for the next one cause this was great
The way it constantly changes between past and present tense fits perfectly, somehow.
Heads up OP that K rating might get it taken down
Unless that doesnt matter
>>26134394
Yeah, I think if anything is gonna get this taken down, it's the rating. If we want it to stay up, we should rate it M.
>>26134485
changed to T, M makes less people see it
Also, we got a follower on it The Great Butler
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1247195/
>>26135246
Slightly less risky, but I still wouldn't bet on it. You better save a backup, OP.
>>26135246I'm the one who warned you about the rating earlier while on anon, anon. Couldn't help having a peek in when I saw the thread, and it looks like it's going to be very funny.
