Don't forget to take your vitamins, /sd/ - it's pollen season!aussiefags please go
It goes a little something like this - it all starts with a guy dubbed "champ". For his team he a-chooses the first sicks 'mons suggested by you, and with it battles on the borderline illegal simulator Pokémon Showdown!™. After choking and gagging for a while he will call for a new team or new champ, and from there the cycle continues!
If you're new around here, sneeze lurk for a while - we CAN and WILL bully you.
>http://dogars.org/
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>>26099228COME JOIN US, IT'S WICKED SICK!
im gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365431727
current shit awful champ battle
first for hi nurusu
First for spicy is a crybaby that should be bullied
i masturbate to roᵇᵘᵗᵗ
>>26099293
me too actually
nth for stop bullying the champs :(
>>26099303
>too
>>26099309
/me bullies me
someone reply to this with the #meme tripcode, i need to test if i got the filter right
>>26099322
y-you too
>>26099257
>You will never experience the warmth of a kind Audino that cares about the wellbeing of your party and looks after them whenever they're injured or sick
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365436548
Reminder there is showderp room on Showdown, just type /join showderp on the chat
>>26099299
he was christened robbot do not be a heathen
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365442006
what
new dick
me or scarf scizor
me or tangrowth
the madman or me
power roulette
>>26099555
scolipede
scarf scizor
>>26099555
sd tangrowth
rhyperior
>>26099555
focus sash mega scizor life orb with entry hazards
What are you shitposting about today
>>26099555
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D
>>26099555
assault vest scizor or specs tangrowth
>>26099564
>>26099572
wew lad
good taste my dude
>>26099577
this
/me unzips
>>26099563
>>26099564
>>26099570
>>26099572
>>26099576
>>26099583
>scizor and tangrowth
showderp is shit
>>26099586
same desu
>>26099598
>focus sash mega scizor life orb with entry hazards
>shit
pick 1 my dude
I want to bend Hilbert over and give him the hardest fuck
>>26099385
>implying
>>26099603
don't fucking reply to my posts you trash
>>26099604
DELETE THIS
>>26099555
So this is a new team or new champ claim?
>>26099621
you're the champ now senpai
>>26099621
new champ
>>26099618
I want to bite Hilbert's neck and squeeze his ass
>>26099633
go on
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365453054
wew
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365453611
mami get rekt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365455890
>>26099641
I'd kiss Hilbert on the lips
while holding hands
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365457448
Can anything stop this team?
Yes, im locked for ctrl + w stuff and im not spicy
>>26099736
go back to /d/
>>26099736
holy shit dude
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365458541
sand a best
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365461219
fuck bunny of le free damage
Cant fucking believe how retard is opp is fun :)
NEW TEAM
http://dogars.org/set/1114
citizen trips
furfrou
swadloon
JEW HUNTER (Kyurem-Black) @ Choice Band
Ability: Teravolt
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Outrage
- Iron Head
-
-
Bandjask
fishe (Basculin) @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Waterfall
- Superpower
- Crunch
a pu bug
balk bird
shroom of balance
>>>/qst/5506
this new board is epic
a pokémon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365466593
i have a large penis
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365469428
stall is ___
>>26099257
>tripfag OP
>nobody bitching
Where were you when showderp died?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365473132
unaware is pretty balanced
>>26100090
Looks like a joke OP to me.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365473843
champ actually managed to win a hard battle
Crits is fun :)
NEW TEAM
mega pidgeot
gligar
http://dogars.org/set/1275
big dogars
>>26100090
tripfagging only matters if its attached to some persona - typically a user on ps
so stop bitching LOOL
G-hyaaaa~ FUCK (Gyarados) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Rest
- Waterfall / Crunch
- Taunt / Substitute / Roar
this:
http://pastebin.com/h6nEw4Jy
>>26100222
fuck off
>>26100222
checked
>>26100226
I'm literally not doing it for attention, all I get is backlash over it why would I do it for attention. I have claimed champ and forgotten to post trip like eleven times it's just a handicap I use to not lose champ status over me being retarded
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365478468
>>26100240
have you tried gitting gud
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365482808
For some reason I remember hearing about logs with Ridaz / Skitty / Zarel / others ERPing on Showdown. Anyone got logs of that shit?
>>26100425
http://pastebin.com/K5kRHYSd
Ridaz: Ridaz 's membre starts growing more
Ridaz: uugh
Ridaz: Ridaz feels your pussy contracting on my dick
Ridaz: G-hyaaaa~
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365487289
champ lost to that
>>26100491
[6-3-2014 2:18:24] Ridaz: You were so good...
[6-3-2014 2:18:29] Ridaz: But.. I didn't make you cum
[6-3-2014 2:18:37] Lil' Lil: You're kidding?
[6-3-2014 2:18:48] Lil' Lil: I came like 5-6 times xwx
[6-3-2014 2:18:55] Ridaz: W-W-Woow...
HA!
So I take it no concrete dirt on skitty or zarel then?
Baka chimp is retarded and forget about mold breaker, but opp is totally retarded and fun :)
NEW CHAMP
>>26100561
no
>>26100571
its ok :)
http://dogars.org/set/1315
or me
EXPAND ZONG (Bronzong) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
- Trick Room
- Gyro Ball
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
You can change the ability, nature, and the last 2 moves
mega camerupt
qt rock
>>26100630
free pick
http://dogars.org/set/1315 but curse over defense curl
>>26100630
use a meme
anorexia (Gorebyss) @ Focus Band
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 69
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Dive
- Bounce
- Frustration
>>26100645
>but curse over defense curl
what did he mean by that?
>>26100669
hurry the fuck up
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365496019
thanks for the trick room team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365499466
>>26100491
[6-3-2014 3:03:34] Ridaz: Goodnight bby
[6-3-2014 3:03:38] Ridaz: Dream about me <3
[6-3-2014 3:04:06] Lil' Lil: I-it was just cyber right ;O;
[6-3-2014 3:04:14] Ridaz: Yeah
[6-3-2014 3:04:26] Lil' Lil: I mean
i really like you but
[6-3-2014 3:04:36] Lil' Lil: I don't do long distance relationships or something
[6-3-2014 3:04:38] Lil' Lil: ;n;
[6-3-2014 3:04:42] Ridaz: Yes, yes
[6-3-2014 3:04:51] Ridaz: I know
[6-3-2014 3:04:55] Ridaz: I mean
[6-3-2014 3:04:55] Lil' Lil: Okay.. good.
[6-3-2014 3:04:57] Ridaz: Understand
this is painful to read
>>26100885
this is the caliber of person of the average room mod
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365507954
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365511922
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365515133
>>26100491
so this is the power of the ultimate laff
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365523316
new champ
me
Walrein with Rollout and Ice ball
http://dogars.org/set/857
http://dogars.org/set/1302
regigigas
>>26101539
rocky helmet defensive eel with acid spray
funclops
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365529513
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365531633
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365538323
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365540169
new champ its 2dead and im getting 2skilled
me?
http://dogars.org/set/23
>>26102011
Snips or Boom Boom V2.5
Shiny Dusclops with
Night Shade
Curse
Mean Look
Rest
Good night showderp
>>26102011
hazards user
http://dogars.org/set/92
>>26102021
where is his nose?
champ holy shit
>>26102011
ruse detected
>>26102123
I count 5 mons
A pokemon
>>26102140
Count again
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365550453
Champ Can't Count: The Test
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365550700
Can Dubs Make It Up?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365555894
Ernie's got a gun
>try to talk
>got locked from chatting
what
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365566507
Ernie you fat fuck
No wonder you can't fuck that pig
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365572247
That's 9 flinches for you
While dixya and Nurusu Spam, New team
>>26102835
specs weedle
specs burmy
http://dogars.org/set/105
>>26102835
specs caterpie
banded caterpie
>>26102835
Scarf Wurmple
Band caterpie
specs scatterbug
banded cascoon
http://dogars.org/set/1302
burn orb shedinja
> Set bait
> Wait for Dixya and Nurusu to fall
> They do
Now now, new team
Air Balloon Heatran with HP Ice, Sub, Fire STAB, and a free move
eelektross
specs weedle
banded burmy
http://dogars.org/set/848
same ernie
Flinccino
>>26102885
literally only dyxia is sperging about you you autist
>>26102923
Doesn't dyxia sperg about everyone?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365584332
>>26102933
Yeah but I'm a special snowflake
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365590215
I'm convinced she was a troll
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365592620
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365595242
New team after this
New champ haha
ok me
Diancro
regice
Gaston
SD RP Lando-T with EQ and either Gravity or Fly
blood ernie v2
Zidane
Poliwrath
GIGA NIGGA
delphox
mega sceptile with SD
>>26103350
name it remove genies
>>26103343
cuck
>>26103344
>>26103346
>>26103348
>>26103350
>>26103351
>>26103353
bulls
>>26103350
what about smack down
>>26103389
Shit move, they'll just switch out.
>>26103397
ur a shit move
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365602234
>>26103389
>>26103397
this is why you add block.
plus we already have
http://dogars.org/set/1198
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365605436
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365607633
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365610219
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365614271
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365617377
>getting crit everytime im about to >win
>final gambit gengarlOL
ok this is not my day
new champ someone actually fucking claim this time (looking at you cia man)
>>26103900
it's ok champ you trieduntil you final gambited the gengar
new champion
Infernape @ Focus Sash
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Fire Punch
- Taunt
- Mach Punch
>>26103908
>>26103900
these mean "new champ", btw
Sharpen cryogonal
someone fucking claim or else ill blog whilst posting anime
i guess i'll do a team desu
>>26103926
/me subscribe to ur blog
>>26099257
Hol up
Hol up hol up
That woobat is frothing from its deformed nose
You know that isnt its eye, right?
GOOSE IS LOOSE (Swanna) @ Life Orb
Ability: Hydration
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hurricane
- Surf / Scald
- Ice Beam
- Roost / Defog
SpDef Gourgeist with Synth
Scrafty
Ability: Shed Skin
- Bulk Up
- Amnesia
- Iron Head
- Rest
Soccer Mom (Mandibuzz) @ Life Orb
Ability: Weak Armor
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Knock Off
- Bone Rush
- Retaliate
zidane
>>26103953
assvest/weakpol also works for item if there's overlap
>>26103926
You have nothing to blog about
>>26103963
i ate a sandwich for lunch today
>>26103966
Nice, what did you put on it
>>26103936
be warned - the answer may shock you!
>>26103966
That it? That's just the average shitpost
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365623280
>>26103977
i also sexed my gamefreak
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365627113
>>26103976
No but woobats nose doesnt have separate nostrils, and the froth isnt even coming from its nostril
>>26104111
prove both of those claims
its up to artistic interpretation
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365629922
>>26104138
the Ws are woobat's eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFyCht5Ypo
>>26104210
we're talking about the nose tho??
>>26100090
>sneeze lurk
>tripping
uhmm
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365634664
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365636972
new champ
new memes
>>26099257
Sleeby dragone (Sliggoo) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sap Sipper
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Frustration
Rolltotem
Booster Bug (Scyther) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Silver Wind
- Ominous Wind
- Vacuum Wave
AV Granbull
sorry i meant new champ
Some variation of Funbro
>>26104433
thanks nurusu but i got quads LMAO :^)
Funbro plz
>>26104447
ABILITY MONS OR http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365636972
>>26104470
what
>>26104472
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-69
need one more meme
>>26104501
click random on dogars
crawdaunt
>>26104501
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365641993
I hate this comunity so much.
You guys only think on memes.
>>26104604
youre new here I see
>>26104650
this is a NFSM webm, do not click. Just report