It would appear as though our community has become stagnant; our memes, stale. In response to this, supreme overlord Show-tan has ordered all future breads to have an increase of innuendo in an attempt to fish in some new autistic memers.
Hey cutie, come here often? Welcome to Showderp!
The rules here are simple - everything starts with a hunk named champ. His team is composed of the first six Pokémon suggested by you -#%uqJｾ]qC. From there he will battle through ELO Hell on the borderline illegal simulator known as PS!™. After stroking and choking for a while he will call for a new team or champ, and from there the cycle continues!
>http://shitmons.ddns.net
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>>26026038DON'T BE SHY HONEY, CUM INSIDE!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362421487
>>26026048
nice belly drum chestnaught faggots
can't think of anything better?
>>26026126
Are emojiis allowed here?
>>26026179
isn't that the word for japanese memes?
fuck off weeb
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362426133
>>26026126
nice picture faggot
can't post anything better?
and the room is dead again
great
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362429092
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362431733
new team N_N
cade or boom boom
chimp's choice
Cumpluff (Jumpluff) @ Leftovers
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 188 Def / 68 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sleep Powder
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Infestation
cade
Metagross-Mega @ Metagrossite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 152 HP / 252 Atk / 104 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
- Rock Polish
>>26026417
Solrock with Sunny Dar, Morning Sun and Solar Beam.
snips
sub-protect gliscor
free pick
hoge
something good and cool
snibs
fuck me
pick me
>>26026458
you cant afford me
>>26026461
>implying he has to afford you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362435726
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362437384
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362441081
>>26026126
Go back to Facebook you fucknugget.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362445542
new champ ;)))))
Me!
mmmme
Venomoth @ Black Sludge
Ability: Wonder Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Sludge Bomb
- Bug Buzz / Energy Ball
- Roost
Me or
The bird 50/50 (Keldeo-Resolute) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Quick Guard
- Scald / Hydro Pump
- Secret Sword
- Icy Wind
For use on Talonflame. Quick Guard blocks Brave Bird, and it resists Flare Blitz.
Hitmonlee @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Endure
- Reversal
- Knock Off
- Mach Punch
Normies *hides* (Cherrim) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Flower Gift
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Sunny Day
- Growth
- Weather Ball
- Giga Drain
boom boom
crocune
me or weedle
boom boom v2.5
>>26026764
>>26026767
o.k.
Fast deliver!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362451204
>>26026769
>keldeo used quick guard!
>talonflame used brave bird! keldeo blocked the attack!
>keldeo used quick guard!
>talonflame used flare blitz!
>talonflame used brave bird! keldeo fainted!
its shit
>>26026838
it's a 50/50 and if you don't get it right you're obviously not skilled enough
>>26026845
its mathematically less in your favor than a 50/50
every turn youre out against bird is a coin toss you need to get right
>>26026845
the thing is the talonflame user doesn't lose anything from clicking brave bird over and over
>>26026853
then just get it right???? i'm sorry but this shouldn't be hard if you're a skilled player like myself, as i've topped the OU ladder at my local playground multiple times
>>26026856
you don't lose anything from clicking quick guard over and over either
>>26026805
skill!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362454337
>>26026869
you do. every time you click quick guard you risk them just flare blitzing and whittling you down, especially since its fucking death orb over lefties
of course i wouldnt expect any less from an epic shitposter
>>26026881
>every time you click quick guard you risk them just flare blitzing and whittling you down
then just use scald when they use flare blitz, i don't see the problem here
>>26026873
rip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362455395
>>26026881
it's even worse if they have will-o-wisp. they just need to predict you once and then just click brave bird over and over
>>26026888
the problem is that it is heavily against your favor because of the reasons both me and the other anon have described. literally all youre doing is pretending to be retarded and going "dude just win the 1/100 chance duh"; which is fine, again i dont expect any less from you, but youre just building up my already inflated ego by letting me rape you with my superior intellect.
>>26026909
sorry but your reasons are wrong as i've pointed out multiple times, if you really think they're right then i suggest playing the OU ladder some more, i don't really know what i expect from a sub 1100 ELO loli like you
>>26026889
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362458681
>>26026970
WE BOOSTAN
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362461805
>>26027033
buge sweepe!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362463546
>>26027091
yo, this team is getting boring af desu senpai
>>26027101
fuck off nurusu
>>26027101
but I like it!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362465114
>>26027128
no u dont u fkin noob
Scarffed Shadow Tag Gothitelle + Trick = ???
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-189149327This isn't my replay
>>26027128
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362467987
>>26027198
shadow tag is banned now who cares omg..........
zarel?
new team!
snibbedy snab :DD
Ariados @ Quick Claw
Ability: Sniper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Hone Claws
- Megahorn
- Night Slash
- Cross Poison
octillery
Zidane (Hitmonlee) @ Red Card
Ability: Limber
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Headbutt
- Substitute
- Revenge
- Covet
george
Tornadus-Therian
>>26027326
stingulor
YOU WON'T FLINCH (Gallade) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Skill Swap
- Close Combat
- Knock Off
- Psycho Cut
puddle jumper
>>26027329
>>26027330
>>26027332
>>26027333
>>26027335
>>26027337
this is a pretty good team
>>26027198
what a fucking replay.
I hope that guy is fucking with kids on cart doing this.
sorry for the delay!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362476737
>>26027414
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362479126
>>26027486
;__;
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362481234
George, your sacrifice was not in vain
>>26027548
WHAT WAS THAT
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362482715
>>26027606
snips isn't cooperating today
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362485131
>>26027684
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362486333
>>26027728
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362487317
>>26027758
WEW
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362487884
did anyone else just dc
Gotta to sleep!
Thanks for the keks <3 new chimp!
>>26027817
fuck off mami
may i
scrafty with dragon dance, iron defense, and amnesia
Sunny Bunny
Something with Skillswap
power herb solar beam togekiss
Pivot Pidove
Aerodactyl
MAMI I LOVE YOU
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362493130
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362494891
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362496530
pls do calm down from the politicin
NEW TEAM
what is this trip
Grumpig named boback
The Stiffest Afro (Bouffalant) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 126 Atk / 130 Def
Impish Nature
- Skull Bash
- Amnesia
- Earthquake
- Rest
snips
dragon dance kingdra
TRUMP TOWER
windy day (mega if no others)
Endure+Reversal Hitmonlee named DONTLOSE YOUR WAY
grumpig
>>26028063
epic
anyway use tangela
uuuuuggghh
>>26028099
ur membre?
>>26028105
aye
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362500069
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362501377
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362502869
oops
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362506243
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362507776
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362508763
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362509842
uugh
>mami being slow as shit and voicing two (2) people before giving up
>this happening in the chat
i really really suki this
Well mami is off sucking dicks so I'm champ
sry modvoiced special few he was bein a lame-o and sry if forgotten
NEW CHAMP
me or assvest tangrowth
choice scarf articuno
>>26028383
volbeat
>>26028379
good fucking riddance holy shit
use literally ANYTHING
assvest tangrowth
snips
did mami at least beat the sperglord?
typhlosion
184 days in hoenn
>>26028368
>nurusu this mad he got forgotten
>>26028402
>he
im not him but i think i speak for all of us when i say
you are gya i mean gay
nobody will peep this but im gay
HURRY THE FUCK UP JESU
>>26028448
sorry my man
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362512906
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362513965
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362514887
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362516973
a night with a snips sweep is a good night
new team
Balke Batte (Crobat) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe. Def
Nature: Impish
-Super Fang
-Roost
-Toxic
-Whirlwind / Defog / Taunt / Protect / U-Turn
cute mon
POKEMON TRAINER
mega ampharos
gardevoir
Mienshao @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 164 Atk / 128 SpD / 216 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Knock Off
- High Jump Kick
- Fake Out
>>26028638
curse meanlook umbreon
>>26028638
a vintage meme
exploud
>>26028646
>literally copy-pasted smogon set, not even a name
kill yourself
>>26028658
do you think anyone on smogon would seriously use assault vest mienshao
I designed and ev'd the set myself
>>26028658
>y-you're not allowed to suggest your favorite mon with a set to help champ succeed!!
>r-reeee!!!!!!!
>>26028674
>favorite mon
>furry
>>26028672
>>26028674
all me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362519865
I wanna hug this sheepe
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362521325
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362522143
new chimp
but here's a sheep for the road 'cause i really like it:
balk sheepe (Ampharos) @ Ampharosite
Ability: Plus
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
- Charge Beam / Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Magnetic Flux
- Rest
me
first time chimping be gentle
angry dragon (Charizard-Mega-X) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Outrage
- Flare Blitz
- Belly Drum
- Roost
Lapras @ Life Orb
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Freeze-Dry
- Ice Beam
- Dragon Dance
>>26028805
Simply Ebin (Swoobat) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Signal Beam
- Stored Power
- Roost
this is gentle
suicide buge (Gardevoir) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Trace
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Memento / Healing Wish
- Destiny Bond
- Endure
- Moonblast
A snips.
You can't fuck up snips.
any defogger cause it looks like you'll need it
steelix @ custap berry
sturdy
dig
rock tomb
bulldoze
block/filer
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362525758
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362525758
Am I muted in chat?
>>26028873
are you posting stuff in chat? you might be shadowbanned
>>26028882
shadowbanned?
as in his soul was sent to the shadow realm?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362529537
>first match is a 50 turn stallfest
thanks
also im pretty sure i may be shadowbanned cause I cant communicate in chat
>>26028934
what did you do champ
>>26028889
only if he didn't have a parachute
>>26028939
I got chat locked by a mod once for telling someone to do homosexual things but thats it
I tried to make the healing wish play into snibs but I failed.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362531235
my skills have rusted so badly
not like i had any to begin with hue
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362532390
thanks for the overwhelming support, it appears I can only win against stall see you guys tomorrow night hopefully
new champ
You dun good champ
Momma and poppa be proud of ye
ded champ
ded bred
>>26029227
ur mom is ded XD
>>26029235
no u
new champ when
new champ never
new champ now desufuck off yurishit i was gonna play 2hu
Sundowner
physical Celebi
crocune
sand rush sandslash named excadrill lite
an epic meme
mega tyranitar
sd victrebell
Bug Waifu (Vespiquen) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Roost
- Ominous Wind
- Silver Wind
- Power Gem
uhh meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362553412
>HACKING
>TURN
>FUCKING
>ONE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362554255
fuck off, new champ
>that fucking luck
>>26029467
#JustListerThings
Kek. Just did a random battle.
>start with Slurpuff
>belly drum
>wreck 4 of his team before finally dying
>send out Azumarill
>belly drum
>opp quits
>>26029518
Post the match faggot
Kek. I just wiped 5 memmbers of my opponent's team with a Dodrio? Random battles can be hilarious.
man i just swept with mega pinsir hahah good times :)
>tfw missed a mr.lister champ session
haha mind if i cut in
Bug Waifu (Vespiquen) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Roost
- Ominous Wind
- Silver Wind
- Power Gem
belly drum anything you want senpaiexcept azumarill
>>26029631
A scizor
worry seed whimsicott
scarf eruption or water spout something
quick claw ditto
aim is for nerds (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Blizzard
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Thunder
sorry for slow
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362565549
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362567211
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362569456
>>26029713
delete this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362573125
stall is gay come here instead
>Giving up.
Champ a shit.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362576401
one more time
new fucking loser
me or a big guy
Volcanion-Primal (Emboar) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Scald
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Grass Knot
A small guy
infestation snibs
>>26030047
samurott
swords dance pursuit sucker punch mon for mindgames
bill or snips
30% = ? (Stunfisk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Static
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Earth Power
- Discharge
- Scald
hey showdown please stop stealing our memes thanks
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362589275
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362592415
>implying lizards and genies are birds
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362597350
haha okay new team
Chipotle (Scizor) (M) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Technician
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Bug Bite
- Fling
- Tailwind
REMOVE TIGERS (Primeape) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Punch
- Earthquake
- Close Combat
- Gunk Shot
TRUMP TOWER
sperme
1 day in Syria (Glalie-Mega) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
Serene grace chansey with Ice beam and blizzard and restalk
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/1061
ancientpower sheer force krabby
>>26030286
kys to bh
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362604392
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362606491
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362608861
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362616567
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-362624792
new team
Castform-Mega (Dragonite) @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
- Thunder
- Hurricane
- Surf
swirlix
this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Scald
- Draco Meteor
