What are you doing? Go outside, it's a beautiful day!
Oh? You'd rather stay in your mom's basement and heckle 10 year olds? O-Okay..
If you're new here, it works a little something like this - it starts with a dude titled "champ". His team is composed of the first 6 memes suggested by you - Anonymoose. After battling on the borderline illegal Pokémon simulator PS!™, he will call for either a new team or a new champ. And from there, the cycle continues!
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>http://shitmons.ddns.net
>http://booru.showderp.com
>>25840300CUM ON, THE WATER'S FINE!
meme me
Yo Showderp, who's your favorite OU and below Legendary?
new champ
>>25840448
anything non genie and non manaphy
>>25840448
butterfree
me
Landorus-Therian @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Rock Slide
feel free to run max speed if ya want
Ra (Luvdisc) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Hydration
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
- Hydro Pump
- Toxic
- Rain Dance
- Hydro Pump
tympole
get well soon
you may use a chesto instead of the berry it's holding, it's up to you.
snips
>>25840538
Gee Jimmy, how come your mom let's you have TWO hydro pumps?
pikachu
i need to take a massive dump so if nobody else claims champ by the time im back then ill roll with the team
>>25840562
Fuck, it's supposed to be rest.
Time to champ, chimp, and choke.
>>25840544
this again
forretress, no hazards
>>25840408
STOP MAKING FUCKING GAY THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I BET YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT AND BLACK FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET DIARRHEA FOR SPREADING YOUR FAGGOTRY WITH YOUR SHIT THREADS
a yuri pokemon
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/717
>>25840589
calm your tits, faggot
>>25840589
dont worry i also make cropped porn threads to appeal to autists like you
>>25840611
thank you for properly censoring weedle's membre
Soooooo is champ alive?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354903613
It was hard to come up with a yuri pokemon in OU.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354906780
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354909173
Ms. Spiccy invited you to join the room "groupchat-cs2016-pakistan"
>>25840780
same
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354913045
w
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w
Okay, new team.
Volbeat @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Baton Pass
- Encore / sub
- Tail Glow
A yuri mon
Mantine
scyther
Free pick named im gay
another yuri
>>25840887
donk master
>>25840945
Wait a minute, this yuri bar doesnt have a fire extinguisher
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354918505
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354922514
>White Rose Blossom vs. Yuri Garden
A kiss and a white rose for her.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354926255
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354928616
champ4b&
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354932193
Chimp choked, what a chump.
Nice memes, new teams.
How about some AU?
∞ DAYS IN AMERICA (Snorlax) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Truant
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def
Bold Nature
- Block
- Metronome
- Rest
- Recycle
you can change the ability if you want but make it worth with metro/pp stalling memes
reverse donnel mega swampert
anything named after your fav yuri series
boom boom pls
snips
This team is going to take a minute or two more. Sorry.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-abilityunity-354940434
Thanks for waiting!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-abilityunity-354944766
Contrary Overheat Exploud WHEN?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-abilityunity-354949355
A bloo bloo bloo I'm so dumb
So how does this work? Quagsire and Steelix are both ground but steelix cant have water absorb. Why is that?
>>25841625
/hideroom off
/roomvoice (me)
>>25841648
it needs both types
champ is being retarded im peaching this shit
give me a team
>>25841669
donk master
reverse donnel mega sceptile
>>25841669
sperme
flame orb weedle
>>25841669
Absol @ Absolite
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Knock Off
- Play Rough
- Superpower
Specs whirlipede named "im nigger"
nevermind she got her shit together
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-abilityunity-354949355
>>25841714
Shitbug, you autistic fuck, kill yourself
You're a shit champ and a boring son of a bitch
>>25841714
that's not me.
>>25841809
shut up faggot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-abilityunity-354960099
Just fuck my shit up.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-abilityunity-354964389
Z A R E L
New team! And I'm never playing AU again.
eggulai
>>25842208
if ag, the scream
if anything else, free pick
map
Tinted lense fearow or levitate Ampharos
or just those with normal abilities
use rhyperior
Need one more.
Smogonbird
weedle
vileplume
specs weedle
>>25842259
you have 6 already
>>25842216
>>25842217
>>25842220
>>25842222
>>25842228
>>25842271
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354978239
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354978634
reminder to geddin the circle jerk by typing /join showderp
and if modchat is on, pm scotteh or bumbadadabum or frysinger or apt-get or someone and they will fagcheck you to make sure you arent some random lobby shitter and let you in.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354982920
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354986786
Champ can't count to 2. Confirmed.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354989370
What are some great memes that work together?
Shit like BalkFetus and Citizen Snips, where BalkFetus does the balk of the work (heh) so Snips can just focus on Atk and Eva.
New champ! I can't handle the bullying because I am a giant useless pussybaby.
It's been a HOT minute.
Me or a free pick named "tfw u cuck dabes"
>>25842749
Ex-champ is a pretty cool guy
dogars evolution
George.
rawk hawk
GOTCHA BITCH (Zoroark) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
IVs: 0 Def
- Counter
- Taunt
- Protect
- Memento
a noivern
but if I miss dubs or trips by 1, a sableye
Ebin Jew (Hypno) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Forewarn
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Def / 160 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Metronome / Assist
- Calm Mind
- Barrier
- Rest
superb elegance
Citizen Spics (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- False Swipe
>>25842768
s-sauce
>>25842710
>Wild Ride and muh hazards
>suggester and golden bunny
>Twin genies
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-354999645
>George isn't a rabbit
I just wanted to feed it alfalfa
>>25842787
www.rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1402949
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355003618
Okay, that was merely the warm-up
>>25842899
You're a hero, anon.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355008314
tfw I'm a savage
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355013320
This Zoroark makes me want to die
>>25843085
Zoroark = God meme
Chimp = Shit meme
>>25843085
eat 60 nigger dicks
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355016641
Jesus FUCK, what just happened?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355017297
Very well played by me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355017506
Unf, I'm just too good now
New memes
something with curse, a quick claw, and a move that can flinch
Walrein @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
- Defense Curl/Curse
- Rest
- Ice Ball
- roar/eq/what fucking ever
Leftovers Keldeo with Icy Wind and a Hidden Power
Juicy Panda (Pangoro) (M) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Drain Punch / Storm Throw / Circle Throw
- Bulk Up
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
Juicy Panda (Pangoro) (M) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Knock Off
- Bulk Up
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
STRUGGLE BUG (Scizor) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Agility
- Baton Pass
- Defog
- Roost
ALL I'M SAYING is that TECHNICIAN BOOSTED STRUGGLE on Scizor is a legitimate tactic.
Think about it. Struggle is the only move that is ??? type. That means it hits EVERYTHING and is resisted by NOTHING.
Real Human Beam (Porygon-Z) @ Leftovers
Ability: Download
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Ice Beam
- Agility
- Charge Beam
or a fourth beam move instead of agility, to go full meme
>>25843198
?_?
>>25843198
>forgetting Curse and Shadow moves
>>25843198
Kill yoself nigga
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355023471
>>25843198
Maybe so, but it also does a ton of recoil and doesn't get STAB.
>>25843198
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355024084
ok
I started fapping to gogoat but I ended up with swadloon funny how that works
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355027919
ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355030001
tfw Fairies with boosting moves against a team loaded with boosts
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355031028
It just gets worse
I have to pee and I'm stroking like a complete and utter retard
New clamp
me
rock polish wp regice
J. WISEGUY ;_;7 (Shedinja) @ Leftovers
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Bide
- Substitute
- Rest
- Harden
BEAUTIFUL DAYYY (Exploud) @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Boomburst
- Sunny Day
- Solar Beam
- Fire Blast
Defensive Delphox with Wish & Protect
whiscash with spark
Miss U Bby (Weavile) (F) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Ice Punch
- Knock Off
Gogoat @ Leftovers
Ability: Grass Pelt
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Horn Leech
- Leech Seed
- Milk Drink
- Synthesis
I hope you have a grassy terrain setter
Linebacker (Pikachu) @ Light Ball
Ability: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 6 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Charge
- Volt Tackle
- Fake Out
- Wish
Next game when?
>>25843531
I think we got ebin troled.
new champ when
15 mins have passed already, gibe team
J. WISEGUY ;_;7 (Shedinja) @ Leftovers
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Bide
- Substitute
- Rest
- Harden
>>25843567
Gogoat @ Leftovers
Ability: Grass Pelt
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Horn Leech
- Leech Seed
- Milk Drink
- Synthesis
>>25843567
Swadloon named neetbuge
registeel
mega pinsir
assault regirock
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355044363
COME
>>25843649
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355047167
WELP
>>25843702
one day it'll work!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355049402
>>25843760
le bird of no para has arrived
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355054701
>>25843901
I
AM
MAD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355055604
heh
new teamhehheh
I AM HERE TO SWEEP (Garchomp) (M) @ Garchompite
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Swords Dance
No other moves.
anything named heh
piplup
>>25844007
any nfe called heh
NEED 4 SPEED (Accelgor) (M) @ Lagging Tail
Ability: Sticky Hold
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Agility
- Baton Pass
- Me First
- Rest
another heh
mightyena with poison fang
>>25844008
why?
>>25844008
suggester here, give it aerial ace
>>25844031
heh
>>25844031
On the off chance someone gets mad at the champ for greeding without looking at the suggestions.
>>25844008
>>25844031
for the glory of satan, of course!
>Your team has more than one heh
heh
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355061665
>>25844076
oops, wrong team
>>25844086
fixed!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355062202
>>25844095
damn,,,
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355065364
>>25844178
NO........................
...........................
..............heh.....................
new team!
Citizen Spics (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- False Swipe
me or weezing
me or volcarona without quiver dance fiery dance or bug buzz
latias
vespiquen named Aretha
flying type with roost and LAX INCEST
>>25844245
KECLEON
GET THIS SHIT OUT (Starmie) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Substitute
- Protect
- Recover
>>25844008
>>25844247
is he after my d
>>25844259
yes nurusu takes his rage out on innocent champs
>>25844269
i suggested >>25844251 actually you stupid mother fucker
>>25844274
hey now this is a bully free zone my friend
>>25844274
hey don't you talk to anon that way
>being rude
YAMETE~
>>25844274
there is no need to be upset, we're all friends here
>>25844310
please don't post anime ok thanks
>>25844251
>or
That gives me the excuse of choosing :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355072379
>>25844320
NO U!!
>>25844324
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355075261
>>25844397
KibaBeenTrill: I want all of you bitch niggas out of here
YOOOOOOOOOOO
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355076381
>>25844439
know your grammar!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355078676
pick has chosen
new tom!
metan (Volcarona) @ Enigma Berry
Ability: Flame Body
- Calm Mind
- Morning Sun
- Struggle Bug
- Incinerate
OR specs weedle
your choice :D
me or screeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Crobat) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Toxic
- Roost
- Fly
- Confuse Ray
Specs Lapras
G E O R G E
m swampert
>>25844595
Level 1 ratatta with final gambit, no other moves.
>>25844603
what did metan ever do to you
>>25844615
she killed my dog
>>25844615
He killed my best friend and plucked out my little sister's eyes.
>>25844603
nurusu what's your problem?
>>25844595
Mega Ampharos
4 HP
252 SpA
252 Spe
Agility
Dragon Pulse
Charge Beam
Hp Ice
>>25844600
is this a politoed by any chance
>being this new
>>25844653
it's a noivern named george
>>25844653
it is a tangela
George (Tangela) @ Eviolite
Ability: Regenerator
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Leech Seed
- Leaf Storm
- Knock Off
- Power Swap
>>25844659
who are you quoting?
>>25844653
it's tangela
>>25844662
>>25844681
oh well
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355084630
GEDDIN
>>25844709
DESTROY BERRIES
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355087556
>>25844802
fug
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355090659
It's getting late, so I'll just watch some more
NEW CHAMP
me or dragon dance latios with earthquake
dragon dance latios with earthquake
Specs Trick Latios
cucking funt (Kecleon) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Protean
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Sucker Punch
- Drain Punch
- Shadow Sneak
scarf trick latias
bpasser gliscor
>>25844967
Band Ttar
specs trick jirachi
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355095597
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355096738
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355099016
In loving memory of cade ;_;7 http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-355099016
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355102277
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355103109
new team
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/784
Stantler @ Choice Band
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Double-Edge
- Jump Kick
- Megahorn
- Sucker Punch
starf berry serperior
no leech seed or synthesis allowed
Delphox @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Blast Burn
- Dazzling Gleam
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
D4Cutie (Lopunny) (F) @ Lopunnite
Ability: Limber
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Circle Throw
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
cade of bade omenit's up to you if you want to follow its gimmick in the description. you can also replace it with an uber while in ubers
defensive Milotic w/ mudslap, whirlpool, sleeptalk and rest
>>25845222
fug i forgot to add contrary hehe
at least i got dubs
>>25845231
those aren't dubs son.
>>25845243
shut the fuck up
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355105599
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355107375
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-355108732