You are allowed to keep one(1) pokémon in your house as a pet like a dog
Which one?
this nigga
goodra
Assuming like a dog you also mean "It can protect your house":
>Would scary any intruder into oblivion
>Immune to anything a human can do
>Physically strong
It's perfect. I would love having sleep nights in peace on this shit hole that I live.
>>25761906
I'm gonna bop you for posting that
>Psychic user
>Can accurately predict weather so I don't have to worry about underprepping.
>Reminds me of my prissy pet cat that I love.
Seems good enough.
Nincada SO THAT IT'LL EVOLVE AND I'LL HAVE TWO!
>>25761909
But what if your pokémon turned out to be totally useless?
Meowth. Just like any other cat but makes money out of nothing. Even if pokedollars aren't a real currency, coins are cool to collect. I'm sure people on eBay would buy them
>>25761951
Then it would be OPs or >>25761891 this guy. Or a Caterpie or something like that.
>>25761942
This guy is smart and has good taste.
>>25761821
pic relatedI would also use him with my pc since he is basically software
>>25762025
>Bring the pokemon that could end your life within seconds with poison if you make it angry.
Are you sure that's a good idea?
>>25762045
Hes a Chill dude aslong as i water him occasionally
Reminds me of my dog.
Pet like qualities, easy to mantain.
Fire type, you can't never go wrong with that.
Fancy looking, you will be getting bitches left and right just by walking with it.
Pet and cuddle it.
>>25761821
Or Audino or Sylveon. Whichever of the three.
>>25761821
Xerneas, don't even like the Pokemon, but you get immortality out of it which is pretty sweet.
Can see the future and fly me anywhere I want to go. I'd be a billionaire.
Jiggs. Soft as hell, cute as hell, and could help me get my ass to sleep instead of staying up late.
The best
>>25761951
>quirky nature
Realistically, Mincinno because it loves to clean and I'm lazy.
>>25762161
Would hug in bed
>>25762224
Jiggs is my favorite, but I'm worried its eyes would be disgusting and scary in real life. It'd have to be like half its listed height for me to not be creeped out.
![rotom_by_chaomaster1-d52o17c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zGn3jy7.png "rotom by chaomaster1-d52o17c[1]")
adorable, fun, and has the nifty ability to assume different forms
What kind of lifestyle would you have to live in order to keep a pet Crawdaunt?
>>25762282
ditto can only copy things it sees
>>25762245
>not taking extra special care and buying special eye drops to keep your jigglypuff's eyes clear and beautiful and shining.
Anyway, I would only worry about Jigglypuff's eyes being really gross if they weren't bright blue, and more importantly, if they didn't have eyelids, which Jiggs have been shown to blink.
>>25762288
Which is why you have the internet to show it things.
Or just take it to a store.
>>25762301
>try to show it something on the internet
>it just copies the computer every time
Anyways I will stick with my cute ghost
To make sure everyone else gets a pokemon too.
>>25762312
>Or just take it to a store.it's fine, preferences are preferences
I hope it fits in my sink
Could be a bro and would be useful for fun with others. Could also be the greatest klepto on the face of the planet.
>>25762383
>Could also be the greatest klepto on the face of the planet.
Remind me to never let you into my house ever.
>>25762398
Afraid I might steal something anon? Like your money?
>>25761838
touch fluffy neck
The ultimate comfy friend.
I want one of these to rest on my lap while I'm busy programming or shitposting.
>>25762574
Absolutely agree with you anon
>>25761983
I just need to delay the intruder for five rounds, it'll be fine.
>A plant, so you don't have to feed it much, just let it go out into the sun
>Soft and cuddly
>Small, so it would be able to hang around in my room
The only problem would be taking care of one in the winter.
>>25762817
>4 gigs of porn you dont have to look up
Thanks Rotom you are a bro
Any of these little guys.
I would take one of these
Nearly any Ghost type.
Or an Absol so I know when shit is about to go down.[/spoiler]
>>25762083
What if it likes to thrash around?
>>25761821
I always wanted a 4 ft. weasel as a pet.
PORYGON
he'll probly set my house on fire but whatever lmao
>>25761821
I wanna fuck the rabbit
>Adorable humanoid puppy friend
>Soft, furry, fluffy, cuddlable
>Loves to do art with me
>Loves to go on adventures
>Can paint your house/rooms/fences
>Can vandalize enemy's home/car
>Can learn literally any move (which would be insanely useful, if he could fly you places, surf, cut, strength, rock smash, etc)
Smeargle is my main nigga.
>>25761821
Lucario
Dragonite
>travel the world, fly faster than the speed of sound
>kind-hearted/understands human speech, so great companion all around
>>25765021
Wait whoops, mixed up this post with the Pokeball (1) thread and thought my post got deleted.
Hmm, but I would still keep him outside of his Pokeball like a pet/companion anyhow.
>Can disguise itself as a normal pet if need be
>Can aura sphere intruders
>Is playful
Although if normal cats escape i don`t have to worry about them getting sucked into jet engines, but thats literally the only downside
>>25762061
>easy to mantain.
No chance, those tails would get knots like nothing on earth. It's bad enough trying to brush out knots from a normal (if fluffy) dog's tail, never mind brushing out knots from nine tails of a dog that can breathe fire at you as well as bite.
>>25762107
What if there's nothing for it to transform into?
>>25765272Living onahole
>>25765242
I am used to that shit.
I brushed my dog's (Golden retriever) fur every day, a few extra tails shouldn't be much of an issue.
>>25761821
Reshiram
or
Espurr
>>25761821
or espeon
Gardevoir... and no, not for waifu.
Just look at all pokedex entries
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#Pok.C3.A9dex_entries
- Gardevoir can protect your house and especially your life from thiefs, bandits terroristst, bulglar, angela merkel, natural disasters etc.
- Gardevoir has psyhic power, so she can use her telekinesis powers to help you with cleaning house, taking trash etc.
- Gardevoir can predict future, so you can be ready for anything.
>>25761821
It seems like it'd be pretty laid back, you wouldn't have to worry about feeding it or cleaning up after it, and it'd be fun to take for walks.
>live on the beachfront
>also have a river next to my house
I couldn't think of better choice, I get to ride it around all the time and scare tourists and decimate anyone that tries to rob me
>74 replies
>no Luxray
Shamefur display.
>>25767391
>angela merkel
>KEK
Zigzagoon is the best fuckin' pokemon and you all know it.
>>25763171
I'm talking about the mini riolu that looks like hes less than 1' tall
I want Mr Mime to clean my house for free.
This adorable little shit
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